Super Mario Kart

Template:Redirectshere Template:Infobox Super Mario Kart is a racing game for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System and the first game of the Mario Kart series, as well as the game that sets precedents to kart racing games. It was first released in 1992 and re-released in 1996 as a Player's Choice title. It was re-released on the Wii's Virtual Console in Japan on June 9, 2009, North America on November 23, 2009, and in Europe and Australia on April 2, 2010. Super Mario Kart was re-released again on the Wii U's Virtual Console in Japan on June 19, 2013, Europe on March 27, 2014, Australia on March 28, 2014, and in North America on August 6, 2014. Part of the game is heavily based on another succesful game, [[Super Mario . The Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Archive is the fun and controversy archive on the super mairo wiki. Its purpose? To have the most bad works documented. for fun!

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Modes of play

Mario GP

File:SMK 1-1 Yoshistart.png

The first race of the Mario Kart GP is about to start.

The Mario is a fuck GP is the main mode for Super Mario Kart. Here, players can race against seven (six in two-player mode) other CPU-controlled opponents in a five-course cup. The four best drivers will receive Driver Points for placing in the top four: first place gives the player nine points, second gets six, three points for third and only one for fourth, while fifth and below get zero points. If players get fifth or below, they can try again using one of three limited lives. If they get it four times, the mode is over. A single extra life can be earned by placing in the same position three times. The maximum score in a GP cup is forty-five, obtained by winning five times. The three best drivers will move on to the award ceremony where they can receive their trophies. Third place gives the player a bronze trophy, second gives them silver and gold for the winner (the player can watch the ceremony only when they place first: however, the beta version has animations for second and third). Each race is five laps long. If players beat all of the cups on the class mode set to 150cc, the Message "Excellent driving, you are now a Super Mario Kart expert" pops up, thus officially telling players they has completed the game. If the player wants a better challenge, they have to hold and at the character selection screen: their character will be permanently small, as under effect of a Lightning or a Poison Mushroom, until the player presses the buttons again. They will be slower in that state.

Vs. Mode

This mode is two-player only: the players can race each other like if they were in a GP, only that CPU racers do not appear, they can freely choose the track where to race in. Black objects slide around the courses as well, and coming in contact with one will result in the kart spinning out and the object disappearing as if it were a Green Shell. The game keeps track of wins and losses of each player.

Time Trial

This one-player mode have the player to race through five laps of the selected track the fastest they can without items. The five faster times are recorded, as well as the fastest lap and the characters used, for each track.

Battle

Battle Mode

Another two-player mode, it is completely different from a normal race and adds some variety to the game. For this mode, there are four square-shaped tracks that are the only selectable. The player's goal is using the items to pop the opponent's balloons. Each player has three balloons that can't be recovered in any way. The first to pop all the opponent's balloons wins.

Button controls

SNES

• - Accelerate, Rocket Start
• - Use items, stop Item Roulette
• - Pause/Select
• - Switch view
• - Change option during the Menus/Steer
• - Switch view
• - Brake
• / - Drift

Wii U

• - Accelerate, Rocket Start
• - Use items, stop Item Roulette
• - Pause/Select
• - Switch view
• DPad/Lanalog - Change option during the Menus/Steer

Characters

The game features eight playable characters from the Mario series, such as Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and Bowser. However, some other characters from the series acts as obstacles in the game's tracks, like Thwomps, Monty Moles, Piranha Plants and Cheep Cheeps. Boos don't act as enemies, but both as item and as part of the Ghost Valley tracks' background.

Character selection screen.

As stated in the game's manual, Lakitu is the owner of all the racetracks, thus overseeing all races. It will appear on the track to start the race, to warn the player they are going backwards, and when they fall off the edge of the track or go out of bounds. If the latter happens, Lakitu will transport the racer back to track at the price of two Coins.

Drivers

Super Mario Kart has eight available drivers, divided into statistically identical pairs of two. These four categories have no official name, but are referred in the manual as different classes. Later Mario Kart titles categorize characters into weight classes to organize their stats. The stats presented here are derived and inferred from the manual.

The Bros. SMKMario.png Mario CPU Item: Invincibility Star SMKluigi.png Luigi CPU Item: Invincibility Star Acceleration Top Speed Weight Handling Medium High Medium Medium

The Dinosaur and the Lady MKToadstool.PNG Princess CPU Item: Poison Mushrooms MKYoshi.PNG Yoshi CPU Item: Eggs Acceleration Top Speed Weight Handling Very High Medium Medium Low

The Showdown MKBowser.PNG Bowser CPU Item: Lava Balls DKJRMK.PNG Donkey Kong Jr. CPU Item: Bananas Acceleration Top Speed Weight Handling Low Very High High Medium

The Small Guys MKTroopa.PNG Koopa Troopa CPU Item: Green Shells MKToad.PNG Toad CPU Item: Poison Mushrooms Acceleration Top Speed Weight Handling High Low Low High

Non-Playable

Boos Cheep Cheeps

Lakitu Piranha Plants

Monty Moles Thwomps

Courses

Race courses

The game has 20 race courses and 4 battle courses, the first being divided in four cups. Aside from Rainbow Road, all of the courses are numbered.

	Name	Terrain and obstacles
	Mario Circuit	Terrain: Sandy Obstacles: Oil Slick - The player spins out upon contact (similar to a Banana). Pipes - Act like walls; they immediately stop racers who run into them.
File:SNES Donut Plains 1.png	Donut Plains	Terrain: Grassy Obstacles: Monty Moles - They jump out of holes. If someone runs into one, they get caught on the kart and slow down racers until knocked off. Water - The player falls in. Unfortunate racers who fall in have a few seconds to drive out, before Lakitu takes them out itself.
File:SNES Ghost Valley 1.png	Ghost Valley	Terrain: Wooden Obstacles: Falling walls - Once hit, it falls, leaving the abyss below open.
File:SNES Bowser Castle 1.png	Bowser Castle	Terrain: Stone Obstacles: Thwomp - They smash down on the floor. Anyone caught under them at that moment will be flattened and unable to move, costing time. Lava - Acts like water, but racers who fall in immediately get picked up by Lakitu.
File:SNES Choco Island 1.png	Choco Island	Terrain: Chocolate Obstacles: Piranha Plants - The player again spins out if they touch these. Chocolate Mud - The player has handling problems and is sligthly slower while in this.
File:SNES Koopa Beach 1.png	Koopa Beach	Terrain: Sand/water Obstacles: Cheep Cheeps - The player spins out when touching these. Deep water - Deep water is distinguished because it is darker. It acts like the water in Donut Plains.
File:SNES Vanilla Lake 1.png	Vanilla Lake	Terrain: Icy Obstacles: The terrain is icy, thus the player has less traction. Icy water - Acts like the water in Donut Plains, but if Lakitu fishes the player out, they appear frozen for a bit, but can still move when returned to the track. Icy blocks - While not at the edges of the courses, they function exactly like the walls of the Ghost Valley courses. Pipes - Act the same as in Mario Circuit courses.
File:SNES Rainbow Road.png	Rainbow Road	Terrain: Rainbow tiles Obstacles: There are not any walls, so the player can fall from anywhere. Rainbow Thwomps - The player spins out simply by touching them.

• Mushroom Cup
• 

  Mario Circuit 1

• SNES Donut Plains 1.png

  Donut Plains 1

• SNES Ghost Valley 1.png

  Ghost Valley 1

• SNES Bowser Castle 1.png

  Bowser Castle 1

• 

  Mario Circuit 2

• Flower Cup
• SNES Choco Island 1.png

  Choco Island 1

• SNES Ghost Valley 2.png

  Ghost Valley 2

• SNES Donut Plains 2.png

  Donut Plains 2

• SNES Bowser Castle 2 map.png

  Bowser Castle 2

• SNES Mario Circuit 3 map.png

  Mario Circuit 3

• Star Cup
• SNES Koopa Beach 1.png

  Koopa Beach 1

• SNES Choco Island 2.png

  Choco Island 2

• SNES Vanilla Lake 1.png

  Vanilla Lake 1

• SNES Bowser Castle 3 map.png

  Bowser Castle 3

• SNES Mario Circuit 4.png

  Mario Circuit 4

• Special Cup
• SNES Donut Plains 3.png

  Donut Plains 3

• SNES Koopa Beach 2.png

  Koopa Beach 2

• SNES Ghost Valley 3.png

  Ghost Valley 3

• SNES Vanilla Lake 2.png

  Vanilla Lake 2

• SNES Rainbow Road.png

  Rainbow Road

Battle courses

• BC1SNES.png

  Battle Course 1

• BC2SNES.png

  Battle Course 2

• BC3SNES.png

  Battle Course 3

• BC4SNES.png

  Battle Course 4

Items

Items are obtained through ? Panels, scattred around the track. When the player passes over one, it will turn red (used) and not return orange (though in Battle Mode they did). Once a racer passes over one, with a few exceptions, they will receive an item in their box from the following:

Item	Description	Notes
File:SMKBanana v2.png Banana Peel	When a kart hits a Banana Peel, it will spin out.	Can be thrown backward and forward. Also used by Donkey Kong Jr. if he is CPU-controlled.
File:SMKGreenShell v2.png Green Shell	The Green Shell will send an enemy into a spin if they are hit. Green Shell's can bounce off barriers. Throwing it backwards will cause it to remain stationary.	Can be thrown backward and forward. Used by Koopa if CPU-controlled, but they will only be stationary.
File:SMKRedShell v2.png Red Shell	The Red Shell acts similarly to a Green Shell, but homes in on the target instead. It will not bounce off walls, however.	Can only be thrown forward.
Feather	A Feather allows the user to perform a high jump, high enough to make create shortcuts normally impossible.	This is the only Mario Kart game where it appears as item.
Dash Mushroom	A Dash Mushroom is more common item than a Feather or a Star, and allows the user to boost. It can either be used to slam an opponent or drive over hazards such as sand and grass without losing speed.
Star	The Star provides two benefits, allowing the user to receive a small speed boost and too become invulnerable to everything. Contact with other racers will cause them to spin out.	Used also by Mario and Luigi if they are CPU-controlled.
File:SMKGhost.png Ghost	The Ghost turns the user invisible and steals an opponent's item.	Only appears in Battle Mode and Match Race.
File:SMKCoin.png File:SMKCoin v2.png Coin	The Coin adds to coins to the total coin count, increasing the users overall top speed.	Doesn't appear in Battle Mode.
Lightning Bolt	The Lightning Bolt shrinks all the racers except for the user, making them slower and vulnerable to being squashed by normal sized racers. The effect will wear after a brief period of time.	Doesn't appear in Battle Mode.
File:SMKEgg.png Yoshi Egg	Works just like a stationary Green Shell.	Usable only by Yoshi if he is CPU-controlled.
Fireball	Works just like a stationary Green Shell.	Usable only by Bowser if he is CPU-controlled.
Poison Mushroom	A stationary item. If one is run into, the victim shrinks as if hit by a Lightning Bolt. The racer who is already shrunk and runs into it returns to normal size.	Usable only by Princess and Toad if they are CPU-controlled.

Rivals

The rivals always finish in a particular order. In this case, though, Princess got a lower spot than normal.

Super Mario Kart has a different rival system from the rest of the series; the rivals contain one very fast driver, one fast driver, one medium driver, one slow driver and three very slow drivers. It is notable that when one of the three slower drivers gets hit, that kart will keep its place, while when one of the faster cars gets shot, it will usually resume its previous place very quickly unless unable to catch up fast enough before the race ends. For this reason, the drivers (except the human racer) will (if unaffected) always finish in the exact same order. Also if the player tries to hit an opponent a majority of the time, they jump over the item.

The rivals for each driver are always the same, the list will be in the order the line up for the first race. It is possible to change the order if the rivals can't recover their place at the end (Eg. If someone is playing as Luigi and Yoshi finishes last, Yoshi will then become one of the three slower drivers while everybody takes the next position up).

The rivals are determined by the current points standing, meaning that if Yoshi was still only second to the player, he will boost back to first position from the start.

Character	Rival Order
	Very Fast	Fast	Medium	Slow	Very Slow
Mario	Donkey Kong Jr.	Princess	Yoshi	Luigi	Toad	Bowser	Koopa Troopa
Luigi	Yoshi	Mario	Bowser	Koopa Troopa	Princess	Donkey Kong Jr.	Toad
Princess	Bowser	Toad	Mario	Donkey Kong Jr.	Luigi	Yoshi	Koopa Troopa
Yoshi	Koopa Troopa	Donkey Kong Jr.	Princess	Bowser	Mario	Toad	Luigi
Bowser	Mario	Luigi	Princess	Yoshi	Donkey Kong Jr.	Toad	Koopa Troopa
Donkey Kong Jr.	Toad	Bowser	Koopa Troopa	Luigi	Princess	Mario	Yoshi
Koopa Troopa	Luigi	Yoshi	Princess	Mario	Bowser	Donkey Kong Jr.	Toad
Toad	Princess	Donkey Kong Jr.	Mario	Yoshi	Luigi	Koopa Troopa	Bowser

Development

Super Mario Kart was born out of the idea of making a two-player racing game following F-Zero, which was exclusively single-player . The prototype initially only featured a generic "guy in overalls". The decision to include Mario characters and concepts was made three to four months in development, when the developers added Mario driving one of the karts because they were curious about how the game would look, and decided that it looked better . The battle mode was implemented because the developers thought it would be a good idea to include a form of one-on-one battles that didn't involving competing for ranks during the races .

Beta elements

Main article: List of Super Mario Kart beta elements

In addition to the above, a prototype cartridge of the game features several differences, such as the presence of animations on the podium screen when the player ranks 2nd or 3rd place, a music track for Vanilla Lake 1 that does not appear in the final build and a different Battle Course 3 set in Choco Island.

Reception

Super Mario Kart met with very favorable reviews. The game was placed 32nd in the 100th issue of Nintendo Power's "100 best Nintendo games of all time" in 1997.. In the book, Guinness World Records: Gamer's Edition for 2009, Super Mario Kart was placed as the #1 best console game. The game was placed 33rd in the 200th issue of GameInformer's "Top 200 Games of all Time" in December 2009. The game was awarded the Most Critically Acclaimed Mario Kart Game by Guinness Book of World Records Gamer's Edition 2009 - 2014.

Super Mario Kart is the 3rd best selling game for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, selling 8.76 million copies worldwide as of December 31, 2009.

Staff

Main article: List of Super Mario Kart staff

References to other games

• Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels: The computer-controlled Toad and Peach are able to throw Poison Mushrooms, which are not usable by the player.
• Super Mario World: Several sound effects from this game are reused, for example, the music in the Bowser's Castle levels is very similar from the final boss in this game. Most of the races take place on Dinosaur Land. Also, sprites such as the Lakitu bear a resemblance to their Super Mario World sprite.

References in later games

• Mario Kart: Super Circuit: All twenty of the courses appeared in this game, but all of their track hazards have been removed, Item Boxes are at different places than where ? Panels laid and some tracks changed a little. The music for all tracks is redone for the Game Boy Advance.
• Mario Kart DS: Mario Circuit 1, Donut Plains 1, Koopa Beach 2, and Choco Island 2 all return to this game
• Mario Kart Wii: Ghost Valley 2 and Mario Circuit 3 return as retro tracks and Battle Course 4 returns as a retro battle stage.
• Mario Kart 7: Mario Circuit 2 and Rainbow Road return as retro tracks. Also, the rival system returned in this game.
• Super Mario 3D World: Mount Must Dash is based on Mario Circuit from this game.
• Mario Kart 8: Donut Plains 3 returns as a retro track. Also the Coin item returns with the same function as it did in this game. The Pipe Frame is similar to the karts in this game. Part of the main theme is an orchestrated version of the main theme of Super Mario Kart. The design of N64 Rainbow Road and Rainbow Road for this game are very similar to Rainbow Road, which also appears in this game in the Triforce Cup.

Gallery

• MKMario.PNG

  Mario

• SMK Logo.png

  Mario and Luigi

• LakituSMK.png

  Lakitu

• 

  Yoshi

• SMK Logo.png

  The game's logo.

Media

Main article: List of media from Super Mario Kart

Glitches

Main article: List of glitches in Super Mario Kart

Trivia

• In every version of Super Mario Kart, every character has a winning animation that involves a bottle of champagne. In the Japanese version, Bowser and Peach/Toadstool drink champagne in their said animations, which goes against Nintendo of America's policy on the depiction of alcohol, as it was considered inappropriate for younger children. Instead, Peach just tosses and catches the bottle and Bowser just moves his arms up and down while holding the bottle. (Which is mostly the same animation but with the bottle repositioned.)
• This is the only game in the Mario Kart series to have 5 courses per cup, as opposed to 4 in later games (not counting All Cup Tour in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!).
• This is also the only game in the Mario Kart series where Wario, Donkey Kong, the Spiny Shell, the Triple Dash Mushrooms, and the Triple Red and Green Shells do not appear. They are introduced in the next installment of the series, Mario Kart 64.
• There is a prototype cartridge that belongs to a collector with some differences from the final.