StarFacts: The Sentry Beamers journeyed, and now... The Sentry Beamers. Hahahaha it's funny because it's an Action 52 reference.
Praise for the Sentry Garage: When you find yourself thinking about a game of "Report a good editor because they undid your edits",start up Super Mario Galaxy. Then enter the Buoy Base Galaxy, climb to the top, and meditate peacefully while the Sentry Garage comforts you with its quiet stare. I'd recommend climbing on a rail so the Topminis don't interrupt your meditation. And so the Sentry Garage continued expanding its control on the galaxy, using sleeping Marios as fuel.
Ball Beamer Says: Funny how the weirdest Beamers are only found on a giant Pokeball and a glass sphere with a watermelon in the middle and tennis balls circling around the the watermelonand ground-pounding the tennis balls into the watermelon causes it to grow all while Ball Beamers fire lasers at you and eventually the watermelon grows so big that it destroys the sphere and the Ball Beamer is somehow okay.We are sorry for the inconvenience, but while TheDarkStar was describing this ridiculous planet, their mind imploded. We are currently working on counter-implosion technicalities to invoke. We now bring you back to TheDarkStar's userpage.
4,062 edits and counting! Every 100 edits, I'll make a commemorative userbox and add something massive! Hello, I'm TheDarkStar.[1] I joinedthe wiki[2] on February 10, 2019. I usually put my quotes here before putting them on MarioWiki:BJAODN or anywhere else. If you need help with something, please ask me on my talk page.[3] CURRENT PROJECT: Cleaning up the New Super Luigi U level articles.
A quick note: If you see me using red text or blue text in an edit summary, that's for emphasis. Italics don't work there, sadly. File:DtDD!.oga
This user has been known to steal user boxes without permission. In fact, they stole this one from someone that stole this one from someone who stole this one from someone that stole this one from the personage who made it, and they didn't even ask!
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This user thinks that all the commotion about filenames should just end. Those filenames weren't meant to be accessed by normal means, so I doubt the developers were attempting to be serious with them. (For reference, this Dune Buddy filename.))
This user offers their condolences to Walkazo's family.
Beef? I am lacking in beef. This user is beefless. Heh... Heavy...
I am Paper Kamek and now there are two of me!
Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!
In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!
I HAVE RANDOM!
This user has been thinking... Cackletta was a main antagonist. Fawful was a minion of Cackletta. Cackletta was killed. Fawful returned as a main antagonist. Midbus is a minion of Fawful. Fawful was killed... Nope, not happening!
This user thinks Midblizzard is a better name than Blizzard Midbus
This user doesn't see what the big deal about Poochy is. (Though he is rather cute...)
This user thinks it's time for some burnage!
This user thought Super Dimentio was a pushover.
TheDarkStar sings a song of bad!♪ MarioWiki is so sad!♪ All of it is for this user!♪ And the...rhyme...with that!♪
This user hates, hates, HATES Merlee's Basement! The game should give you more than one minute before Mimi the Annoying teleports in!
This user has been thinking... First, Fawful appeared as a co-main antagonist. Second, Fawful made a small appearance. Third, Fawful became a main antagonist. Antasma first appeared as a co-main antagonist, then made a small appearance... Could Antasma the Bat King return?!
This user wants the Bowser Mobile to appear again.
Project C.A.R.P. (Cool Acronyms are Required for Proposals)
It has come to my attention that proposals on this wiki are often mind-meltingly boring. Studies have shown that boringness of wiki-related issues causes 149% of dolphins to pass out and forget to come up for oxygen. Obviously, this environmental issue must be dealt with immediately. Think of the paperwork all of those dead dolphins create! I propose that Project C.A.R.P. be put into immediate use. This emergency action will require all proposals to have cool acronyms for titles. What qualifies as "cool" will be decided by the C.O.O.L. (Crew Of Optimal L-power), led by me, the K.I.N.G. (Kommanding Instigator of Neural Greatness) of C.O.O.L. It is a well-known fact that 50% of our workforce consists of dolphins, so we should really do whatever we can to keep the wiki interesting for them. My hope is for Project C.A.R.P. to be a spearhead for many new projects (such as a Pie Button, a Waffle Switch, an operation that places the world under the complete control of Poochy, the basics) that will greatly improve the moral of the dolphins and the lemurs (which cover another 40% of the workforce).
Proposer: Ultimate Mr. L (talk)
Deadline: A.P.R.I.L. 14, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in Amazing Pie-Related Innovations by Mr. L)
(This proposal wasn't a serious proposal, and therefore can't be archived on MarioWiki:BJAODN/Proposals, but I kept it, adding alt-text to make it even better! Here ya go!-TheDarkStar)
Stuff I do
Split contractions; priority number one
Constantly watch the recent changes
Fix grammar
Revert vandalism, spam, and trolling
Rewrite stuff
The occasional page move
Beat other users to reminders/warnings
And I, like everyone else, sometimes decapitalize file extensions.
You may ask me for permission to use my friend userbox.
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For when users just remove {{uncategorized}} and don't add categories
Please also note that simply removing {{tem|uncategorized}} won't suffice; categories should be added, like this: <code>[[Category:Super Mario Bros. Images]]</code>. Thanks! ~~~~
Things liable to annoy me here
Edit wars, particularly if a vandal is repeatedly vandalizing the same page over and over.
Having my username misspelled as The dark star.
Vandals, obviously.
Discourteous behavior, especially if it's directed at me.
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They're maintenancing various stuff
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They're making minor edits
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They ensure every talk page here has no raw signatures
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
(In any way let Tent2 come back)
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They're making minor edits
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They absolutely don't want to take over the world
Now, if you're thinking of marvelous, the first thing that you see
Would not be a star as evil looking as can be
But if you just take a look at my [[Special:Contribs/TheDarkStar|contributions]] you will shout
"Oh, golly! TheDarkStar is amazing!"
But I digress
I'm not too bad, I guess
Certainly, I will
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
*tink tink tink tink*
*chromatic synthesizer noises*
TBA
^Here's a truly despisable wiki: the Heffalumps and Woozles wiki... ugh. KILL IT AND WIKIA IN ANY WAY IMAGINABLE. That's your daily superliminal message, courtesy of TheDarkStar.
