User:Mushroom Head

“Cows make eggs, chickens eat poop, eggs are poop, horses eat sheep ass every hour, pigs milk bees”

—assholes

“The truth is obvious. The guilty party sits among us. It is none other than Mario!”

—The Sunshine developers who played among us in 2002 despite among us releasing in 2018

“French spaghetti”

—Comrades

“W***y is so sexy”

—craziest thing ever

“I love doing tedious work, because I am tedious”

—best quote of the day

“stylised as Every. Single. Time.”

—User:Mushroom Head, Super Mario Wiki

“oh, repeat link”

—my mushroom shaped head

STATUS:WILL BE HAVING A REAL LIFE TODAY

This userpage is under rewriting. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it is being worked on. We hope to have it completed as soon as possible.

Warning! Reading this userpage may corrupt your brain via brainrot.

Mushroom Head
Join Date Time:14:23 6thApril, 2023 Favourite Mario Game:NSMBU Favourite Character:Yoshi Age:Calculate it yourself, using the info below Birth Time: Year:Sometime between 1900 and 2023 Month:Not Wondember Date:Between 1st and 31st Time:Between 00:00 and 23:59 Origin:Hong Kong Current House Location:Somewhere in the World Hong Kong Gender:Male Species:Mushroom Head/Yoshi/Human Blood Type:69%Mushroom Head, 31%Yoshi, 0%Human Home Address:Will reveal once i learn to type β on an english keyboard in the pacific ocean Phone Number:Between 0 and ∞ IP Address:Will reveal once I speak perfect German in France Political Beliefs:ABSOLUTE COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!!! U GET A COOKIE, I GET A COOKIE, EVERYONE GETS A FUCKING COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Real Name:Will reveal once i learn the square root of -69 IQ:-1 (rounded up to the nearest million)

I am a toad who is a bit insane. However, I am more serious here than in normal real life.

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Issue 216
March 15^th, 2025
Next Issue: April 19^th, 2025

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About Me

“First, it's time for the TURRRRRRN ORDERRRRRR!!!!!!!!”

—Mushroom Head deciding the turn order

I am a Toad human who likes funny stuff. I use the name Mushroom Head because Toad's head is just like a mushroom. No, I’m not an actual toad.

I normally go by Mushroom Head, which is my wiki username, although use the stupid abbreviation MH if you want, I don't care. If you spot an account with the same IP as me, they must be another person since this is my ONLY account, except this is impossible. If you find another "Head", they are someone else. If someone edits from my IP address, they are someone else since I NEVER edit as an anon. But no one uses my IP address to edit except for me. I also wish not to get blocked, since I am trying to improve the Wiki. I joined here to add some info on The Final Battle, after watching a lowest-point run video, and has been a regular contributor since. The most consistent dates were summertime and when I moved at the end of June (I have no clue how this happened). I actually made like 100 edits on September 2^nd, which I have no idea how. I also did on October 8^th. I also like doing tedious stuff, because I am the most tedious person here.

For anyone wondering, I am not sus. I did medbay scan.

April 8, 2025

• diffhist
  m Toaster Jam‎ 02:57 −27‎ ‎Mario jc talk contribs‎
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  List of rumors and urban legends‎ 02:54 −400‎ ‎Mario jc talk contribs‎ (→‎Laser Suit in Super Mario World: Actually it could have just been based on Japanese superheroes, given the helmet shape)
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  Talk:Mario Kart World‎ 02:51 +712‎ ‎LuigiTime202 talk contribs‎ (→‎You are shielded from the Lightning item when underneath a roof in-game: new section)
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  m List of rumors and urban legends‎ 02:50 +72‎ ‎Mario jc talk contribs‎ (→‎Laser Suit in Super Mario World)
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  Nintendo Music‎ 02:49 +95‎ ‎KinokoBlast talk contribs‎ (→‎Super Mario soundtracks: Added album art for Luigi's Mansion GCN and 3DS)
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  m Lakitu‎ 02:47 +14‎ ‎Pseudo talk contribs‎ (→‎Yoshi's Island series) Tags: Mobile edit Advanced mobile edit
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  m Super Mario: Meet Mario!‎ 02:45 +1‎ ‎Mario jc talk contribs‎ (→‎Notes)
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  m Super Mario 64 DS‎ 02:44 −9‎ ‎Mario jc talk contribs‎
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  Super Mario 64 DS‎ 02:43 −47‎ ‎Mario jc talk contribs‎ (These aren't too relevant here)
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  Mario Kart World‎ 02:42 +10‎ ‎Jumbo Ray talk contribs‎ (→‎Returning items)

Mushroom Head's Userbox Tower
overexxag. This user over-exaggerates stuff.
Cheater! This user cheats in games.
OH CRAP! This user likes to swear. Please forgive me.
vg-4.5 This user is a level ??? gamer.
LAG This user describes Bowser's Fury as the laggiest game ever.
vg-6 This user is absolutely insane at removing templates.
??? This user loves doing tedious work, because he is tedious.
This user suffers from extreme mild Ophidiophobia.
??? This user does NOT support the People's Republic of China.
??? This user ALSO does NOT support the Republic of China Taiwan.
This user is probably from Hong Kong, probably lives a British life, and probably speaks American English all the time.
Kick his ass.
## #thisuserloveshashtags
yue-n 呢個用戶嘅母語係粵語。
br-n This sigma gyatt boy is a native Ohio speaker of mewing Skibidi rizz brainrot. Friends
This user is a friend of FanOfYoshi!

Level Reference

0:This user can't do it.(…)

1:This user is a n00b.(,,,)

2:This user is intermediate.

3:This user is advanced.

4:This user is an expert.

5:This user is a professional.

6:This user is absolutely insane.(congrats)

7:This user is a god.(forget about it, this is impossible)

8:God of gods.(impossibly impossible)

9:???.(???)

10:!!!.(!!!)

Edit Count

here

or:

Total: 3,125

Main: 1,599

Talk: 52

User: 779

User Talk: 200

Template: 144

File: 95

Gallery: 8

Milestones, according to my contributions page

Milestones, according to my contributions page

Edit Count	Date Time of Reach
1	15:14 6-4-2023
2	16:21 6-4-2023
5	17:35 7-4-2023
10	19:50 10-4-2023
25	15:34 13-4-2023
50	19:58 2-5-2023
69	18:55 27-5-2023
100	17:22 8-6-2023
200	18:26 26-7-2023
500	12:58 27-8-2023
777	18:12 1-9-2023
1000	18:58 8-9-2023
1500	18:45 11-10-2023
2000	15:26 14-11-2023
2500	21:15 30-12-2023
4761	#currentgoal
5000
10000

Pages I created

• Gong (first article)
• Zipline lift
• Tricky Trapeze Theatre (redirect)
• Hexagon (first article that is not just SM3DW)
• Operation Poplin Rescue (first level article)
• Loyal Poplin's House
• Master Poplin's House
• Royal Seed Mansion
• Fluff-Puff Peaks Cabin
• Search Party Item Park
• Angler Poplin's House
• Break Time! Hot-Hot Rocks
• Hot-Hot Rocks (redirect)
• Break Time! Unreachable Treasure?
• Unreachable Treasure? (redirect)
• Break Time! Watery Wonder Tokens
• Watery Wonder Tokens (redirect)
• Break Time! Raise the Stage
• Raise the Stage (redirect)
• The Final Trial: Zip Track Dash
• Super Warp Block
• Sunbaked Desert Special Pole Block Allure
• Pole Block Allure (redirect)

Things I cannot do

• I suck at simplified Chinese
• I am trash at putonghua, which isn't putong at all. Nope, not "normal language"
• amiibo is useless
• playing as Yoshi or Nabbit in SMBW
• saying Sunbaked Desert Special Pole Block Allure is remotely hard...
  • ...actually, pls include The Final Test Wonder Gauntlet as well
• understand Ninji Jump Party properly
• mods
• avoid swearing for a single day
• pronouncing Pneumono­ultra­micro­scopic­silico­volcano­coniosis

This section is this section

This user is this user.

Common Edit Summaries (meaning)

• fix typo (fixing typos)
• undo vandalism (undoing vandalism)
• [opinion] is an opinion (removing the word "[opinion]" since it is an opinion)
• add trivia (adding trivia)
• add info (adding info)

Focus

Edit types

• Consistency. Mistakes may appear due to the amount of effort required.
• Trivia. This doesn’t include myths.
• Tedious maintenance work, because I am weird.

Articles

• Mario Party
• Mario Kart

A selection of some trash

Levels/stages

“ohgreatitsaverticalautoscrolleragainilovethose”

—me trying to make a new word

• Iggy's Volcanic Castle, because it's stupidly hard.👎
• Chain-Link Charge, because of it being an autoscroller that’s also vertical and broken^{again, this trash}
• Broken Blue Bully Belt, because it's designed stupidly.
• Sunshine Airport, I get shocked midair literally every single time.
• Flight of the Para-Beetles, basically hot garbage.
• Soda Jungle, exits are hot garbage.
• Painted Pipeworks, don't ask me why.
• P Switch Peril, hot garbage.
• Cloudy Capers, hot garbage.
• Literally Impossible Pendulums, impossible level.
• Fuzzy Time Mine, broken vertical autoscroller ^{ohgreatitsaverticalautiscrolleragainilovethose}
• Every. Single. Blue. Coin. Mission. Because. They. Are. Annoying.
• Rolling Ride Run, doesn't work on the switch.
• cLeAr pIpEs, JuSt wHy?

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  Iggy's Volcanic Castle ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Chain-Link Charge ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Broken Blue Bully Belt ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Sunshine Airport ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Flight of the Para-Beetles ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Soda Jungle ^{oh, repeat link} crap, that was the wrong one.

• 

  Correct one

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  Painted Pipeworks ^{oh, repeat link}

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  P Switch Peril ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Cloudy Capers ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Literally Impossible Pendulums ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Fuzzy Time Mine ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Blue Coins

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  Rolling Ride Run ^{oh, repeat link}

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  cLeAr pIpEs ^{oh, repeat link}

Enemies

“cuz there rng”

—User:Mushroom Head, Super Mario Wiki (before 11th August, 2023)

“cuz there all rng”

—me after 11th August, 2023

• Hammer Bro, Fire Bro, Ice Bro, Boomerang Bro and Sledge Bro, cuz there all rng (rubbish 'n' garbage)
• Flopter, cuz there rng i think
• W***y, because design problems

• 

  Hammer Bro^{oh, repeat link}

• 

  Fire Bro^{oh, repeat link}

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  Ice Bro^{oh, repeat link}

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  Boomerang Bro^{oh, repeat link}

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  Sledge Bro^{oh, repeat link}

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  Flopter ^{oh, repeat link}

• 

  I will send you to Jesus

In this Wiki

• vandals
  • vandals which make like 7 million edits to destroy the wiki
  • vandals who try to be funny but in the end is just annoying, because this is NOT A CoMeDy wEbSiTe oR WhAtEvEr

• typos in half of the wiki
• the amount of users who actually edit on a more regular basis
• when recent changes gets randomly fludded

Other

• That bunny from Yokai Watch that has no teeth in 3D ever. How does he chew again?
• Fling Poles, because their controls are way too wonky.
• Frickin' VERTICAL autoscroll, because it's just awful
• 30 second levels/100 second levels (mostly, not all though)
• The word "s***e", because I am scared of them.
• The fact that Yoshi is easy mode. Honestly, who the hail plays easy mode in Super Mario Bros. Wonder.

*Wario is obese.

• The expert badges, ESPECIALLY invisibility (and practically only invisibility)
• Bunny Spring, in Japanese
• Koopa General🖕
• Roster fillers like Baby Tanooki Cat Flying Squirrel Propeller Ice Fire Super Pink Gold Peachette

• 

  I wish I could send this space bunny from Yokai Watch to Jesus, but I can't

• 

  goddamn fling poles ^{oh, repeat link}

• 

  i will play every level with this once i type β on an english keyboard in the atlantic ocean

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  I will call FanOfYoshi (talk) to force change this object's Japanese name

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  What the actual everlasting fuck did Mario do to deserve this? 🖕 This bitch 🖕

Stuff I like the most

• Yoshi, HE’S CUTE
• Also Yoshi, HE’S CUTE
• Just a random Yoshi, HE’S CUTE
• Koopalings, I just like them (except w***y)
  • Morton Koopa Jr., he's my favorite Koopaling. Kind of underrated, sadly.
• Mount Magmeow ^{oh, repeat link} , it's music is the best ever
• Cloudtop Cruise, idk why
• Frosted Glacier, I played this before Sparkling Waters because I thought this was world 3 and because it attracted me. Kind of underrated, sadly.
• weegie
• the acorn
• probably like idk, every other snow level cuz i like snow for whatever reason?
• waluigi, what else can I say

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  Yoshi ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Also Yoshi ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Just a random Yoshi ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Koopalings ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Morton Koopa Jr. ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Mount Magmeow ^{oh, repeat link}

• MK8-Course-CloudtopCruise.png

  Cloudtop Cruise ^{oh, repeat link}

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  Frosted Glacier ^{oh, repeat link}

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  weegie ^{oh, repeat link}

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  the acorn ^{oh, repeat link}

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  the acorn ^{oh, repeat link}

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  snow

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  waluigi^{oh, repeat link}

• 

  waluigi^{oh, repeat link}

Games I play

• Super Mario Party
• New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe (Mario U)
• New Super Luigi U (Luigi U) (Switch version)
• Mario Party Superstars
• Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
• Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury
• Super Mario Bros. Wonder

Useless Facts About Real Life

• I watched the The Super Mario Bros. Movie on 23^thApril, 2023.
• This was 20^thJuly, 2023.I had 5 stars on horror land, dk had 2. Birdo landed on chance time, and i swapped stars with dk. i now hate chance time.
• On 6^th January, 2024, I beat Sunbaked Desert Special Pole Block Allure with Yellow Toad, Safety Bounce Badge and deathless. This level is way too easy.

My Signatures

User:Mushroom Head/sig.

Who's Online

Who's online: Camwoodstock, PhGuy12, RocketLauncher, KamekSans, Mario jc, Doctorbusiness, Maw-Ray Master, Jumbo Ray, LuigiCube, SprouSprou, NintenBro, Stanleysus, LokMengHong, Mario3DWorld, Alphabetlorefan2003, Dongjun713, WarioTheLegend, Mariuigi Khed, Encyclopedist moltengo, LuigiTime202, Dainn, ExoRosalina, Noahwdatboi, Power Flotzo, RichzardStudios, WayslideCool, KinokoBlast, CaptainDX, MineDance, Maxi, Ibatronic, Pseudo, Kaptain Skurvy

Names in Other Languages

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Chinese (traditional)	蘑菇頭	Mushroom Head

Fun Facts About the Super Mario Series

• Shigeru Miyamoto and Super Mario both have the initials SM.

Other Stuff

• One time, I forgot the name of Conkdor and was like, "Is it Condart or something like that?"
• French spaghetti
• Italian fries
• Belgian bougette
• Putting jelly and jam inside marshmallows
• Making cotton marshmallows because i am from hk
• banana jelly (at this point I’m too lazy to do capitalism capitalising)
• banana jam
• reversing every name so i don't get copyright problems (like this: domfan is stupid) or offend anyone
• censoring f@ck, sh!t and pen!s against my will
• spelling b!t(h as beach
• BS Super Mario Bros., also known as Bullsh!t Super Mario Bros.
• the poplins were on bowser's side all along, just to waste mario’s time
• super mario bros. wonder is literally pointless
• replace bananas with delelez
• New Ideas to kill TrumpAld Don

Everything shouldn't be taken seriously.

Ideas

Block Rules

When users join, they should be expected to edit a lot. How about if a user goes for 1 week without making 7 or more edits, they are indef blocked?

Proposer: Mushroom Head (talk)
Deadline: September 31, 2023, 24:69 GMT

Rebuild the Soviet Union (Support)

1. Mushroom Head (talk) Per proposal

I once went 1 week without making 7 edits (Oppose)

1. Mushroom Head (talk) Per #truth.

Comments

This is a #terribleidea. MH:) at 08:15, December 30, 2023 (EST)

Actually, this is #f@ckingsh!t. MH:) at 00:05, January 3, 2024 (EST)

Kick your pen!s MH:) at 00:08, January 3, 2024 (EST)

#? MH:) at 00:25, January 3, 2024 (EST)