The 'Shroom:Fake News Talk Archive

Ask Merlee (Taken)

People ask Merlee Question and she answeres them in ryhmes.

1. YellowYoshi398 (talk)

Fake Media Section

Fake Games

Think up 1 - 2 Crazy games for the Wii/DS

1. --MarioBros777 06:59, 2 July 2007 (EDT)
2. -- Uniju :D (talk)
3. --User:Bowserdude729
4. --User:Meester Tweester Are we voting for this? If so, I'm all for it. Please use vaporware in the article. I'd be hilarious XD

Fake Music(taken)

Think up 1 - 2 Crazy CDs and music, also songs inside the CDs, and lyrics are optional.

1.  Caps Lock LORD 15:18, 1 July 2007 (EDT)

Fake TV

1 - 2 fake TV shows.

1. {{User:Phailure/sig]] I'm also willing to be the interviewer.

Suggestions

As a suggestion, I thought maybe I could try Mario version of horroscopes. Toa Waluigi 10:49, 1 July 2007 (EDT)

Hmm...not liking that idea too much. Xzelion^ETC

WHen I do fake games can I do something other than Mario Related or not? --MarioBros777 07:01, 2 July 2007 (EDT)

It should be related to Mario... or one of his branches, but you can't go TOO far out on this one.Saudy^Talk!

We could have a "TV tableau" thing, too. :P  Caps Lock LORD 18:07, 12 January 2008 (EST)

I`m too late...

But can I be an interviewer?. I have great ideas in the interviews.

Um, whoever you are..that job is taken.

• • • • ! And fake news or something?

User:Mr.Game and Watch

Please watch the language around here. Xzelion^ETC

Hey...

Can I be on the fake news team? I'll take any of the jobs(But maybe not cooking...) Maybe ads, or images... ~Uniju(T-C-E)

Everyone's welcome, pick a job any job! :P Xzelion^ETC

I'll take anything but cooking, and wanted posters ;) ~Uniju(T-C-E)

How's about Fake Games or TV? Xzelion^ETC

Sure, I'll go with fake games. =D ~Uniju(T-C-E)

Fake News team...du du du

Can i do polls man i havent been on hear in like 5 months so dont know how to do anything -

Yo, can I.....

Is there a job to Make Boxarts to the Made up Wii games? For whoever creates the game plot i can make a cover. ;) -- WarioLoaf (talk) 01:53, 6 October 2007 (EDT)

Sounds awesome, try to check the forums often. I'll Pm you the fake games. Xzelion^ETC

Is it too late or too early...

To sign up to work on Fake News for the November issue of The 'Shroom? I would love to work on it! Also, the job I would really want to do is Fake Games. Are you still having Fake Games for the November issue? Snack 14:09, 7 October 2007 (EDT)

Actually Uniju does Fake Games. Xzelion^ETC

Ok... I didn't realize that fake games was a regular section, I thought people would be hired to do it every issue... I guess I will take fake TV shows then, since I don't think anyone ever signed up for that. Snack 16:02, 8 October 2007 (EDT)

Yes finally a Fake TV! :DXzelion^ETC

I wanna join!

I was wondering if I could join the Fake News team? If I could, I'd like to help with the obituaries. I've read some and they were hilarious! Plus, I've got a couple of good ideas. Can I join? -- — Stooben Rooben

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Re-Doing of the Fake News

OK, now that Xzelion has resigned, I am the Editor of the Fake News. Anyone who wants to sign up, sign up ON THE MAIN FAKE NEWS PAGE. Anyone who wants to add a new section, go ahead and post it below. 3D, AaAaAaAaAh! I'm a newspauper eddytor!

Shouldn't people sign up on the actual page? ^Plumber 18:13, 12 January 2008 (EST)

This is for new sections. 3D, Homsar FTW

I've decided not to do new sections. It gets a little too complicated. Smiddle' section will stay in. 3D, AAAAAAAAAH

Can i do the wanted posters? Alphaclaw11 00:36, 14 January 2008 (EST)

Yes. 3D, more more more!

Um Can I do the cooking section or the poll creator ? Yoshster

Can I do Fake Games? Xpike the hedgehog

thanx alot, i'll do the cooking guide, it may be easier to do that one, when is the deadline date? Yoshster

Fake Games is taken. The deadline is next month. 3D, needs moar peoplez

Who should i do the poster of?Alphaclaw11

Say, does the Ad Salesman have to create ads that have actual info about it's game appearances, or can it be silly?(Toadbert101||Scream|My comic]|Sez:NO WAI, A SIG WITH OUT {{PAGENAME}}! :O) 18:28, 16 January 2008 (EST)

3D: But Uni leaved. Xpike the hedgehog Stay alert

Purple Yoshi is doing it now. The Ads can be as silly as possible. Even Wiki related. 3D, NOOO guidelines.

So interviewer? Xpike the hedgehog If not them..

Sure! That'd be great! 3D, make 'em funny! :D

I should still do mine. I totally forgot about this. I need to concentrate >_< MarioBros777 It's Back to Editing!!!

Wait, never mind...

I want to do a fake news report!

Fake News Talk Archive

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This user thinks this is the world's funniest animation.
This user likes to accept challenges.
This user reads The 'Shroom.
This user listens to video game music.
Nin-0 This user dislikes the Nintendo character Wario.
Nin-1 This user is a fan of the Nintendo character Meta Knight.
Nin-2 This user is a big fan of the Nintendo characters Kirby.
Nin-3 This user's favorite Nintendo character is Yoshi.
fan-0 This user dislikes the Metal Gear videogame series.
fan-1 This user enjoys the Donkey Kong videogame series.
fan-2 This user loves the Kirby videogame series.
fan-3 This user thinks that Super Mario is the best videogame series ever established.
vg-4 This user is an expert gamer.
fan-1 This user enjoys the console Gamecube.
fan-2 This user loves the console Wii.
fan-3 This user's favorite console is the WiiU.
This user wants Nintendo Power to come back.
This user reads Brawl in the Family.
File:Chortelz.png This user can haz chortelz?.
This user is part of Joseph's editing team.

My userpage

I joined the wiki on March 10th, 2012, and I've been making lots of contributions to the wiki. I also enjoy reading The 'Shroom, the wiki's newspaper. I got my personal image because I decided to have Bowser Jr. be combined with the Dark Star. That would explain the Dark Bowser Jr. Photo. O_o

BowserDude729 17:43, 30 January 2013 (EST)

PS: If you wanna be friend, then ask me on my talk page, and I'll give you my userbox: |-

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This user is an awesome friend of Bowserdude729.

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Robo-Bowser will DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!

Friends

World10 (talk)

Shokora (talk · edits)

SombreroGuy

Paper Smb1

Pokebub

Who's online: The Mario Superstar, Camwoodstock, PrincessLover7777, Salmancer, Memelord2020, Mario, Jdtendo, Mjhenry83, WiiWillRockU, Technetium, Starluxe, Pigeonpullover, Bloober, NINTENDOBRO 2007, Nintendo101, TowerPowerPokey, Lincoln VL, LadySophie17, Carlitosbug, Sdman213, KingGeoshiKoopshi64, Sparks, Alternis, Randood, Krix26, J-Man, Zootalo, XXdarkboshiXx, Skipper93653, Nightwicked Bowser, DryBonesBandit, Results May Vary, KuppaTruppa, DK Fan, Laki, Knuxchux, Greasy Hot Dog, 1468z

Least favorite characters of Bowserdude729

Image	Name	Why I don't like them
	Waluigi	Weird voice, creepy stance, odd mustache. What is there to like about him?
	Baby Daisy	The creepiest of all the babies (except if there was a Baby Waluigi)

Favorite Characters

Image	Name	Description
File:Mario - New Super Mario Bros U.png	Mario	The heroic plumber
File:NSMBULuigi.png	Luigi	The runner up
	Princess Peach	The princess
	Bowser	The scary turtle
	Yoshi	Teh green chomp chomp

Least favorite powerups

#	Image	Name	Why it stinks
1		Frog Suit	This thing sucks on land
2	File:MetalCap.jpg	Metal Cap	Makes Mario slower and has heavier jumps
3		Poison Mushroom	Isn't it obvious?

Most favorite powerups

#	Image	Name	Description
1		Propeller Mushroom	A flying hat
2		Penguin Suit	A suit making Mario turn into the form of the Aptenodytes forsteri
3		Super Leaf/Tanooki Suit	One of Mario's most classic Power-ups
4		Hammer Suit	Mario gets to turn the tables on the Hammer Bros.!
5		Blue Koopa Shell	Does this Power-up make my shell look big?
6	File:Powerup-ice-flower-sm.png	Ice Flower (New Super Mario Bros. Wii)	Take a chill pill with this cool flower!
7		Cloud Flower	White and floaty, Mario is a walking cloud

Most Favorite Mario Games

• All

Least Favorite Mario Games

• Hotel Mario
• Mario is Missing

Games/Systems that I currently have (or used to) and when I got them*

Wii U

• Nintendo Land
• New Super Mario Bros. U

Wii

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• Super Paper Mario
• Mario Party 8
• Mario Party 9
• Super Mario All-Stars
• New Super Mario Bros. Wii
• Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
• Super Mario Galaxy
• Super Mario Galaxy 2
• Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
• Mario Kart Wii
• Super Smash Bros. Brawl
• Mario Super Sluggers
• Mario Power Tennis
• Pikmin 2
• Kirby's Dream Collection
• Epic Mickey
• Donkey Kong Country Returns

Virtual Console

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N64	SNES	NES	WiiWare
Super Mario 64	Super Mario RPG	SMB: The Lost Levels	WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase
Mario Kart 64	Super Mario World	Super Mario Bros. 2	N/A
Paper Mario	Super Mario Kart	Kirby's Adventure	N/A
Yoshi's Story	Kirby's Dream Land 3	N/A	N/A
Mario Golf	Mega Man X	N/A	N/A
Mario Party 2	N/A	N/A	N/A

DS/GBA

• New Super Mario Bros.
• Super Mario 64 DS
• Mario Kart DS
• Mario Party DS
• Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
• Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
• Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
• SMA4:SMB3
• Kirby Mass Attack
• Kirby Squeak Squad
• Kirby Super Star Ultra

DSiware

• Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Minis March Again!
• Dr. Mario Express
• Donkey Kong Jr. (Game & Watch)
• Mario Calculator
• Candle Route
• Dr. Mario Express
• The Legend of Zelda:Four Swords
• Ball
• Judge

3DS

• Super Mario 3D Land
• Mario Kart 7
• New Super Mario Bros. 2
• Paper Mario: Sticker Star
• Mario Tennis Open
• Hotel Transylvania
• Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
• Scribblenauts Unlimited

Nintendo eShop

Virtual Console

NES	Gameboy	GBC	Game & Watch
3D Classics:Kirby's Adventure	Super Mario Land	Link's Awakening DX	Judge
3D Classics:Kid Icarus	Mario's Picross	Game & Watch Gallery 2	Donkey Kong Jr. (Game & Watch)
The Legend of Zelda	Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins	N/A	N/A
Super Mario Bros.	Game & Watch Gallery	N/A	N/A
N/A	*Donkey Kong (Game Boy)	N/A	N/A
N/A	Kirby's Dream Land	N/A	N/A
N/A	Kirby's Pinball Land	N/A	N/A

Apps

• VVVVVV
• Swapnote
• Nintendo Video
• Pushmo
• Crashmo

• NOTE:eShop and Virtual Console game years not listed

Games that I've played

• Super Mario Sunshine
• Luigi's Mansion
• New Super Mario Bros. U
• Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
• Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
• Donkey Kong 64
• Donkey Kong
• Donkey Kong 3
• Mario's Time Machine
• Mario Bros.
• Super Smash Bros. Melee
• Duck Hunt
• Metroid
• Dr. Mario
• Super Smash Bros.

Most enemies that I have encountered

• Goomba
• Koopa
• Cheep Cheep
• Blooper
• Bob-omb
• Piranha Plant
• Lakitu
• Buzzy Beetle
• Spiny
• Spike Top
• Spike
• Stone Spike
• Paragoomba
• Paratroopa
• Parabeetle
• Boo
• Balloon Boo
• Broozer
• Micro-Goomba
• Chain Chomp
• Hammer Bro.
• Boomerang Bro.
• Fire Bro.
• Ice Bro.
• Sledge Bro.
• Sumo Bro.
• Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bro.
• Bullet Bill
• Banzai Bill
• Fire Chomp
• Shy Guy
• Snifit
• Monty Mole
• Mega Mole
• Chargin' Chuck and other types
• Wiggler
• Squiggler
• Thwomp
• Whomp
• Thwimp
• Whimp
• Lil' Sparkies
• Nipper Plant
• Muncher
• Dry Bones
• Swooper
• Bone Piranha Plant
• Bone Goomba
• Greenie
• Slammer
• Hider
• Sneaker
• Gobber

...And a ton more!

Most bosses that I have beaten

Warning- The following list is very long. If you tend to get bored very easily, then turn back now while you still can.

• Bowser
• Mouser
• Tryclyde
• Fryguy
• Bowser Jr.
• Larry Koopa
• Morton Koopa Jr.
• Wendy O. Koopa
• Iggy Koopa
• Roy Koopa
• Lemmy Koopa
• Ludwig Von Koopa
• Mummipokey
• Cheepskipper
• Mega Goomba
• Petey Piranha
• Monty Tank
• Lakithunder
• Dry Bowser
• Peewee Piranha
• Giga Lakitu
• Gobblegut
• Boomsday Machine
• Dino Piranha
• Gooper Blooper
• Phanta Manta
• King Boo
• Bouldergeist
• Megahammer
• Digga leg
• Squizzard
• Big Bob-omb
• Whomp King
• Eyerok
• Big Boo
• Big Bully
• Chief Chilly
• Goomboss
• Goomba Bros.
• Jr. Troopa
• Bowser???
• Koopa Bros.
• Tutankoopa
• Buzzar
• Tubba Blubba
• His heart
• Big Lantern Ghost
• General Guy
• Fuzzipede
• Lava Piranha
• Lakilester
• Huff N. Puff
• Blooper
• Electro Blooper
• Super Blooper
• Monstar
• Crystal King
• Kammy Koopa
• O'Chunks
• Mimi
• Dimentio
• Count Bleck
• Super Dimentio
• Fracktail
• Wracktail
• Francis
• Mr. L
• Brobot
• Brobot L-type
• Many Sammer Guys (are they a boss?)
• Bonechill
• The Underchomp
• Pom Pom
• Megasparkle Goomba
• Tower Power Pokey
• Mizzter Blizzard
• Grouchy Possessor
• Harsh Possessor
• Overset Possessor
• Shrewd Possessor
• Tough Possessor

Why did there have to be so freakin' many of us!?!

Characters who I'm good with in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

• Ice Climbers
• Mr. Game & Watch
• Meta Knight
• Bowser
• Pokemon Trainer
• Kirby
• Pikachu
• King Dedede

Characters who I'm NOT good with

• Ganondorf(who is!?)

Pages I've created

• King (disambiguation)
• Whitecap Beach
• Fiery Gobblegut (redirect page)

Youtube

From Kirby:Right Back At Ya!. Oh yeah.

Hilarious.

Never mess with a king's carpet.

Questions

Hey, everyone. I know a lot (almost everything) about the Mario series, so if you ever need to ask me anything, just ask on my talk page!

It's Time to Fight Crime!

What if there was a section dedicated to arrests in the Marioverse? — Stooben Rooben If you can't do the crime, don't do the time! _{Ooops, I screwed that up...}

Hey, we'll get a warning when it's almost time to hand our sections in, right? I'm not good with dates, but if no, i'll try to remember.(Toadbert101||Scream|My comic]|Sez:NO WAI, A SIG WITH OUT {{PAGENAME}}! :O) 17:44, 21 January 2008 (EST)

Ummm...

Uuhh, why is my page on the discussion page for The 'Shroom???? -Bowserdude729

I feel Rather embarrassed but..

Um how do you edit your articles into the shroom User:Yoshster

You don't. You PM them to me at the forum. 3D, HACHAW

Cool, I'm almost done so i'll Pm you it soonUser:Yoshster

Finish it. Xpike the hedgehog I already PM them to you.

Travel Guide

I'd like to sign up for this, but I don't have an account on the forums. Is there any other way I could get a section to 3D when its done? Because I don't think I should join the forums just for the shroom...GreenKoopa - Comments or questions? · Look what I did! Look what I did!: 21:24, 8 February 2008 (EST) OK, with the next Shroom coming out so soon, I assume the answer is no? GreenKoopa - Comments or questions? ·

Management

I passed the power of director down to Xzelion and he passed it down to 3dejong. Now, I don't want to ask for the position back, but could you possibly make me Co-Director or something? I have heard the Fake News is dying again after I resigned. Of course, it is up to 3dejong. So 3dejong, what do you say?Con 20:01, 12 February 2008 (EST)

Thanks

I want to thank all members of the Fake News who PMed me their sections on such short notice. Next month we will have a full issue again. — Stooben Rooben

Notice to all Fake News Writers

Stooben Rooben has resigned as acting director of the Fake News, I will be taking over for the time being, please PM me (not Stooben Rooben) your 'Shroom Sections. Xzelion^ETC

Any Positions - New or Existing?

The Fake News is an awesome idea, so I'd really like to contribute somehow. Is there any possibility of this?

Even a small part?

Dom »» McTalk

O.K. Uhhhhhh.... LOOK AT THE PAGE I WANT JOBS!!!!!!!!!! Hello!Ohsnap! hey, toa waluigi, I LIKE BIONICLES, TOO!{talk}{edits}Finga Ninjaaa!

Hey, I want to help out but I'm not on enough, maybe you could use sections from here. Caution! Your Buddy Bill was [[{{{2}}}|here!]]maybe

has anyone looked at this page in the last week? Btw, im not on the forums and i know nil about how it works. Caution! Your Buddy Bill was [[{{{2}}}|here!]]Anyone?

Ad Salesman

Hi,

I'll give the ad thing a shot!

Clyde {{{1}}} Edits Vids! 12:20, 22 April 2009 (EDT)

can i join

please can i join
The preceding unsigned comment was added by Da coolest pikachu (talk).

probably as fake movies (1-2 fake movies)
The preceding unsigned comment was added by Da coolest pikachu (talk).

If it ever becomes avalible

If theres ever an opening for the Obituary or Travel guide sections I would love to do one of them Dark boo (talk) File:Dark Boo TTYD.PNG

Dark boo (talk) Can I be fake music?

Yes, sure ™ :)

How do I get my article on the Shroom? Dark boo (talk)

Sign up on this talk's mariowiki page, and youll get a shroomwarning with the next issue's date ™ About June 11th

Wanted Poster

Hello there. I want to get more involved with Mario Wiki. So I want to help develop Wanted Posters, if that's okay with you people.
The preceding unsigned comment was added by Koopster 64 (talk).

Weather

Hi,

If flicky doesn't do the weather this time, can i take the job?

-- Clyde {{{1}}} Edits Vids! 07:16, 5 July 2009 (EDT)

Fake News

I wish to be on the Travel Guide section............ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User:Marioman23230 PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can i be in the Cooking Section,please?

Oh my,i have not did Cooking Section. I saw it's wonderful,i'll make it more wonderful,like splendid! Can i be there,please? --CoolMario55 02:10, 25 February 2012 (EST)

Fake News & the Reason I want to join.

Okay, I've been on the wiki for a while now and I'm interested in Fake News, although I'm already awaiting a p.m. back from the director. I'm already devoted in joining FN to overtake the Interview section. It'll be a huge honor (as big as a Giant Question Block). I'll be careful to turn in my section on time and I'll make sure I do not shout in it too much. Lost Mini Star09