Ask Cranky
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| Ask Cranky | |
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| Publisher | Nintendo |
| Platform(s) | HTML |
| Release date | 2005[?] |
| Rating(s) | N/A |
| Mode(s) | Single player |
| Format | HTML |
Ask Cranky is an activity on the DK: King of Swing website. It functions as a message board of sorts, as the user is able to ask any question they wish to Cranky Kong, as long as that question can be answered with a "yes" or a "no". Interestingly, this activity does not capitalize the letter "I" in sentences, and occasionally does the same for other letters (such at the letter "T" in "No. that would improve your life too much").
Answers
Below is a list of phrases that Cranky may say in response to a question asked of him.
- Sorry, i broke my crystal ball last week. it's at the shop. i could look into my bowling ball if you want.
- i see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.
- Ask later. i'm resting my eyes.
- What makes you think i want to hear about your problems? My back is killing me!
- MC squared. Dumb kids these days.
- No, unless you have about 20 bananas for a yes answer. i'm hungry.
- An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.
- No. that would improve your life too much.
- i don't know. Look at me. Do i look to you like someone who would know?
- if i knew the answer, do you think i'd be here talking to you?
- in my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.
