This user hates it when the images in his userboxes are deleted. In fact, there's dozens and dozens of them that have been deleted without his notice at all. He has no idea what he's going to do about that. Probably nothing.
This user will eat you.
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This uzr ken nat cpel kerektly.
SNES
This user may or may not have played an SNES on an emulator.
This user's favorite Nintendo character is Petey Piranha!
This user enjoys watching the Homestar Runner series. His favorite characters are The Cheat, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, and Homsar. Are you gonna throw a dead goose at me or something? His favorite cartoon is the Strong Bad eMail "Virus".
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This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
Cake
This user's birthday is on April 29th. Congratulate me..
DS LITE
This user owned a gold Nintendo DS Lite and took very good care of it.
ASDF
Have you seen this user's brain lately?
This User thinks a Chain Chomp should eat Willy on Wheels.
This User thinks a Chain Chomp should eat Dimento.
This User thinks a Chain Chomp should eat Dr Mario.
NADA!
This user DID NOT use Special:Random, DID NOT GET ANY ARTICLE, AND DID NOT MAKE A USERBOX OUT OF IT. GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT, HUH, PUNK!?!
This user has been known to steal user boxes without permission. In fact, he stole this one from someone that stole this one from someone who stole this one from the personage who made it, and he didn't even ask!
This user thinks that the Super Mario Bros. movie is beyond stupid, but doesn't hold it against the video game series.
fan-3
This user thinks that the Mario series is the best video game series EVER! OH YEAH!!!
Box
This user like userboxes so much, that he wishes he had invented them so he would be filthy-stinkin' rich and would be able to buy anything his heart desired, making him so happy that he would forget that he invented userboxes in the first place leading to a phase of mass confusion as to why he's happy.
Box
This user thinks the previous userbox was way too long.
Box
This user has no clue when his userbox tower is going to end (if it ever does!)
This User thinks a Chain Chomp should eat Doopliss.
This User thinks a Chain Chomp should eat Wart.
This User thinks a Chain Chomp should eat Sir Grodus (not the user).
This User thinks a Chain Chomp should eat Kammy the Magikoopa cause shes a hag. Problem is, she smells funny. No Chain Chomp in it's right mind would go near her. Or its left mind, for that matter.
This user thinks cyan koopas should exist.
PARA-BONES
This user thought that Dry Para-Bones should exist. He thought that for so long that now they exist. You're welcome.
The userspace 'guidelines' banned most of the stuff on my page. #@%&!
Yeah, in case you didn't catch, I'm permanently retired. I mostly just made this edit to fix all the missing images, since I'm pretty sure that quantity of red links must have gotten on someone's nerves at some point. I hate to be a bother.
All that aside, I might be found on various other sites, most of which I have gone permanently inactive on. I probably won't respond to most messages, or much of anything else. I'm just not into... anything, anymore. Everything I used to enjoy is empty and meaningless. There's just nothing.