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MASTER BOWSER JR.'S ARCHIVES
Bowser Jr.
ARCHIVE 1

That's my new User Talk, feel free to send a message for your Grand Master.

Idea

Here's a new scheme I thought up. Let's brainwash Wario! Knowing that idiot, he'll be real susceptible. (I don't care what you want him to do). Wayoshi can help! His Orb of Power will get him asleep in a nanosecond. By the way, I LOVE the "Vs. Enraged Bowser jr. music!

Hi! I'm Electrical Bowser jr.!

P.S. How's Bowser & the Koopalings?

RE: Damn it!

Well, us ghosts have telepathic powers...

Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior (talk) 10:56, 5 January 2013 (EST)

Master...

Wanna Battle? Just for fun...

Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior (talk) 10:47, 7 January 2013 (EST)

I want to battle too :3 Grand Stars will be great in my shop, don't you think? lol Super Candy :3 (talk)

So, when we gonna battle? Super Candy :3 (talk)

2 vs 2 battle

I 'll battle against S.C and Razzoom. Oh, and I'm about to kidnap Wario... oh good... HE'S FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP! Perfect time to get him! "WA! Oh no you don't..."

Hi! I'm Electrical Bowser jr.!

Brainwash him, and gimme an artwork of what he looks like:D How's your progress?

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Hi! I'm Electrical Bowser jr.!

Will ya never learn?

Nice try masquerading as Mr. Bowser. BTW I am your friend. Why do you.think that I wouldnt notice, when I run a Masquerder spotting service?

Yes , you can have something from my shop, you have a voucher.

More after the advertisement Break.

Razzoom's new Masquerade Spotade service finds those Masqueraders, and that for Free! Use now!

Yours,

Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior (talk) 14:57, 8 January 2013 (EST).

PS: Razzoom used Psychokinesis on Master Bowser Jr! It's super-effective!

Bowser's kingdom

If you type in "Bowser's kingdom" for search, you'll crack up @ the results. And how's the brainwashing goin'?

Hi! I'm Electrical Bowser jr.!

Oooooh

Do I sniff oh no I can´t I don´t have a nose a plan?

Razzoom used Punch! It´s super-effective!

Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior (talk) 11:23, 17 January 2013 (EST)

LETS BATTLE!

I´ve got nothing to lose...

--Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior (talk) 11:31, 17 January 2013 (EST)


The SIEGE BEGINS!

Oh no you dind´t! The shell flew right trough Razzoom ´cause he´s a ghost, and speaking Razzoom, he used Body takeover and sent Master BJ of the ever-so-deep CLIFF!

DON´T EVEN TRY! RAZZOOM USES DISINTEGRATE AND VANISHES FROM THE SPOT WITH A FAINT "I´ll be back..."!

Razzoom zooms to the back of Master BJ and flings him off the plattform and into the deep pit. HAHA!

SUPER CANDY USES A CANDY GUN AND SHOT MASTER BOWSER JR.
And uses a candy and recover Razzoom

Super Candy :3 (talk)

Razzoom tackles Electric Bowser Jr.!

Razzoom is resistant to light and uses Pyschoterror to lower Master BJ´s health down to 60%!
I think it's better we use only Razzoom's Talk to battle, what you guys think? Super Candy :3 (talk)

Nah... Electrical Bowser jr. gets up, electrocutes S.C. and Razzoom! -50%!

No way , E.B.J! Razzoom uses Spooky Smash and knocks Master BJ out! Muhahaha!

Kamek revives MBJ with a potion! He also gives EBJ 40% health!

Razzoom revives S.C. and kills kamek and damages Electrical B.J. -40%!

Wayoshi gives EBJ and MBJ full health!

Razzoom uses Ultra Smash and the aftermath throws EBJ and MBJ off the plattform. HAHA; See you soon, suckas!

Master Bowser Jr. get up and uses Bullet Bills for attack Razzoom! -50%

Razzoom lets the bullet bills pass right through him! Master BJ gets smashed by Razzoom! -50% for MBJ!

Razzoom revives Super Candy and kills EBJ and MBJ! And now for that grand star...

NOOOO WAY! MBJ uses Mega Mushroom and steps SC and Razzoom! -80% HAHA!! The Grand Star is protected against invaders of my castle!

EBJ combusts and reforms near S.C.! -100%

Super Candy is dead! MBJ calls his Koopa Troop and attack Razzoom!

Super Candy is super angry but she's dead and she'll be angry on the floor, waiting for revive Ç.Ç

EBJ blocks Razzoom from revival!

Master Bowser Jr is laughing in Super Candy's face! HAHAHA!! Master Bowser Jr. kicks Razzoom to see if he is dead and he's in doubt, but Master Bowser Jr. sees his partner blocking Razzoom so HE'S DEAD! AHAHAHAH THE BOWSER JRS WON!

In her last breath, SC takes her candy gun, her target is the Bowser Jrs, they are distracted, is her last chance...

Super Candy shots MBJ and EBJ, killing them and we have a TIE
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OH NO IT´S NOT OVER YET!!!

Razzoom uses banish and banishes both Jr.s to Dimension X, killing them once and for all in the process! RAZZOOM AND SUPER CANDY WIN! RAZZOOM TAKES THE GRAND STAR AND PUTS IT IN HIS DUPLICATOR-INATOR GIVING SUPER CANDY AND HIM SELF ONE!!!


We win!

I think we won!

Hi! I'm Electrical Bowser jr.!

Yyyyyyyyyyyep! Where's our grand star, suckas!

Hi! I'm Electrical Bowser jr.!

Brainwash

Yes, you should brainwash him, and make him your slave. Fair warning: he'll probably fall over a lot since he's so fat:D

Hi! I'm Electrical Bowser jr.!

Huh...

After you:

  • Stole my candies;
  • Made ShellMario (my friend) angry;
  • Tried to destroy invade my shop;
  • Stole more candies;
  • Tried to make me your "personal cook" (I'm a candy chef now, I have incredible skills for making first class candies, this is swag lol Just kidding);
  • Messed with my workers and friends;
  • Specialy, our strange battle (NO, MY COMPUTER KILLED ME, LITERALLY TT-TT).

Want to be my friend? Ç------Ç *I don't really want to say this, but you're a mini mini mini a little bit cool person...or not* Super Candy :3 (talk)

Yo

Yo master Bowser jr. I don't deal with stealers like you so give it back or else I'll do my rainbow laser that can destroys any thing speaking of which I destroyed bowser's castle with it I got a piece?

Your evil

Your just plain evil you know what.