User:Bwario

This is the real roasting!:

“With great joy in my heart
Each time I watch Mario Kart!
You're first and doing so well
But here comes the Spiny Shell! (Ha ha ha!)”

—The Phantom, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle

“Mario, you're such a bore...
Your blows just make me snore!
You haven't hurt me a single bit (Ha ha ha!)
Prepare for my greatest HIT!”

—The Phantom, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle

“You’re so NOT worth the hassle!
Your princess is in another castle!
Mushrooms won’t end the pain...
Time for the Phantom to start his reign!”

—The Phantom, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle

“Now! For the millions watching, are you ready for my rant?
Rayman is a gangly goofy brainless hopeless eggplant!
Leave it all to me...
you're a setting star no one will see!
Small surprise you'd get eclipsed in the Rabbid's company!”

—The Phantom, Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope

“The eggplant, the socialite, the weakling, and the bore...
You'll never replace me...
I'm the one the public adore!”

—The Phantom, Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope

Hi! I live in my house, my name is Something, I am human, my house is next to my neighbor's house, I am of any age. My favourite Mario game is Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, and my favourite character is Bwaluigi.