What NOT to do
Except of course...:
- No racism
- No swears except the permitted ones (there's a list somewhere)
- No "inappropriate" (most of you know what I mean) references
- To format anything else, see how everyone else did it.
Yeah, that's all.
How to Make a Table
Step 1: Choose a material you would like to use. Most tables are wooden, but it's up to you.
Step 2: Showing the measurements, create a design using...
</wtf>
Well hi there. It's pretty awesome that you chose me of all users to ask about making a table. Out of curiosity: What made you choose me?
Anyway, here's the coding of my games table:
== My Reviews Of ''Some'' Games I've Played! ==
{| style="text-align: center; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border-collapse: collapse;" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1"
|- style="background-color: yellow;"
!Game !! Rating */100% !! Comment
|-
| ''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess'' || 96% || "Man, that's the most awesome non-Mario game I've ever played (I've never played Ocarina of Time)...it's just so well-made, and huge, and cool, etc."
|-
| [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] || 95% || It's just so awesome seeing so many awesome Nintendo characters and worlds collide and watch them smash each other! The Smash Bros. series is pure brilliance, and this one has brilliant graphics and an awesome selection of music from all the game series. And I love the Subspace Emissary mode - especially the bosses! This game is legendary... but somehow, I still consider Twilight Princess to be slightly better (see above)!
|-
| [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]] || 95% || "That's an awesome RPG! Seriously, it's much more innovative than any other RPG you'll ever play, and it has cool paper graphics, and heaps of funny text and quotes, and and and and and and and it is so fun, and has heaps of detail and depth!"
|-
| [[Super Mario Galaxy]] || 93% || "That's the coolest 3D platformer I've played...and the best Wii game until I get Super Smash Bros Brawl (bloody Australian release dates...yarr!). It has fully sick graphics, heaps of cool galxies, innovative levels, and plenty of tough missions to keep the hardcore gamers like me busy."
|-
| [[Super Mario World]] || 93% || "Where do I start? It introduced cool stuff like Mario's [[Cape]], had cool worlds, but most importantly, the amount of secrets...heaps of alternate paths, completely optional hidden levels, the awesome [[Special World]]...it's all there!"
|-
| ''The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass'' || 93% || "Wow. Who knew that a DS game could be so...perfect? It blew me away with the dungeon design, the incredible use of the touch screen, the cool bosses, the music, and everything, and the story was well told."
|-
| [[Paper Mario]] || 91% || "I downloaded the ROM of this N64 game recently, and I'm so glad I did! It's just as cool as the 2 sequels, with funny quotes, unique, fun, RPG gameplay, and a cool story."
|-
| [[Mario Kart Wii]] || 92% || "Nintendo has got it just right for once. Everything not so good from previous versions is gone, and the stuff that works very well, like dragging certain items behind your kart, and NOT having Special Items, is all there. Most importantly, the new tracks are incredibly fun and make older tracks seem very boring. The Retro Cups are there to add to the play time availible, which is cool. I'm addicted!"
|-
| ''Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne (Expansion)'' || 93% || "This is probably my longest-lasting game in terms of replayability. It's full of awesome evil characters, really cool emo quotes, quick RTS gameplay (not all slow-paced), and awesome graphics. I can create really cool levels on the World Editor."
|-
| [[Yoshi's Island]] || 89% || "This is the most fun Yoshi game I've played. It's got heaps of fun levels, plenty of classic enemies, wicked bosses, impressive graphics (for the GBA, at least), and it's just so stylish. Also, the quest to get 100% on every level is one of the toughest challenges in Mario game history!"
|-
| [[Super Mario Bros. 3]] || 88% || "This game really takes the Mario series to a new level, as it introduced the map screen, allowing less linear gameplay, and also, many classic items were introduced, such as the [[Leaf]] and the um, other stuff. It is fun.
|-
| [[Super Paper Mario]] || 87% || "While it wasn't quite as awesome as the previous 2 in the series, I still loved it. It's got lots of funny quotes and stuff, unique 2.5 dimensional graphics, and...most importantly...[[Count Bleck]] and [[Dimentio]]! They are THE coolest characters ever!!!
|}
But I recommend you view the source of this page so that you can see the source set out properly.
Ralphfan (was) is a n00b
Yeah, make sure you don't accidentally leave any of my text in your table. Hopefully you can see how to add new rows by viewing this sauce... er, source.
You stupid n00b! (super-awesome l33t!)
Coincidentally, back in my n00b days I had to ask an experienced User how to make a table.
Dom »» McTalk Back in my day.... 
For cryin' out loud!
Can you show me exactly what coding you used which cause this problem? I'll try and spot any errors. Dom »» McTalk
Sheesh!
Try this: Go into the source of this page right here in this message below, and copy the coding which comes in between the 2 "nowikis" inside <> marks. (those are to show the coding without activating it)
== My Reviews Of ''Some'' Games I've Played! ==
{| style="text-align: center; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border-collapse: collapse;" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1"
|- style="background-color: yellow;"
!Game !! Rating */100% !! Comment
|-
| ''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess'' || 96% || "Man, that's the most awesome non-Mario game I've ever played (I've never played Ocarina of Time)...it's just so well-made, and huge, and cool, etc."
|-
| [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] || 95% || It's just so awesome seeing so many awesome Nintendo characters and worlds collide and watch them smash each other! The Smash Bros. series is pure brilliance, and this one has brilliant graphics and an awesome selection of music from all the game series. And I love the Subspace Emissary mode - especially the bosses! This game is legendary... but somehow, I still consider Twilight Princess to be slightly better (see above)!
|}
Dom »» McTalk Frustrating tables...
More
The coding you used was all horizontal... are you sure you actually clicked Edit on this section of this page (my message) and copied it from there? Don't copy it from the actual page. Dom (talk)
Even More
*faints* Well, on this page right here, you can see that thing on the right of my "How to Make a Table" header, right? The Edit thing. Click on it. Then you're looking at source code. Dom »» McTalk No wonder it's not working
Yes, More
Hey, why does everyone say my page is awesome? Well.... THANKS!!! I appreciate the compliments. Tell me if you get the table to work.
Dom »» McTalk I'm patient with noobs, because we all start off as them.
Almost done
Dude, you've got barely any exclamation marks. Such modesty *sigh*.
But anyway, thank you VERY much for the credit to me about the table stuff. But now I see that the table runs right through the Userbox tower... >_>. I had that problem ages ago, so I just moved the whole tower to below the table.
Dom »» McTalk The size of my page made that possible.
The end of this annoying sequence (for now...)
Meh, 30 KB is nothing. I only archive every 40 headers of messages, roughly. Otherwise I'd be archiving way too much, as I get many massages... er, messages.
Dom »» McTalk By "Some Browsers" it means "Pathetic Browsers"
Answer :P
Just paste this where you want it:
<whosonline> </whosonline>
™ It sometimes doesn't work
Dom's 2 cents
LOL, coincidence. Yeah, as Tucayo said above, it's not the most reliable feature - sometimes it only shows half of the Users who are online :/
Dom »» McTalk I'm online, yup.
Coising
Oi, thanks for catching that. I censored the word so that it followed our rules. — Stooben Rooben 23:23, 17 January 2009 (EST)
Re: Thanks
Ok, never mind the vote, i also hope Stooby brings back the Fake News
PS: Your Userbox is pretty good ™ I like pizza
Mario3v
Hey Ralphfan have you ever thought of putting a status bar on your user page just asking? 
Mario5x (talk)
Tu puedes avalar en español si o no? Mario5x (talk)
No, ma io parlare italiano.
Sono desolato. Mario5x (talk)
My spiel on stubs
Why is it articles from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! are huge, and yet we have practically millions of stubs?
Fake News
The Fake News is no longer in my hands. I handed it off to Glitchman (talk). — Stooben Rooben 01:31, 19 January 2009 (EST)
Um, Yeah...
My sig certainly contains sprites - 2 of them. Why do you ask?
Oh, and you seem to be adding more coding features to your page every minute.
Dom »» McTalk And here they are, in all their rule-abiding smallness.
Sprites
I'm looking for Baby Luigi, Baby Mario, and Bowser Jr. sprites for my signature. Let me know if you have or see any of them.
userbox
ur last userbox... I'm workin on a fake fake news even now. check my page for the link.
Caution! Your Buddy Bill was [[{{{2}}}|here!]]
{{{1}}}
NICE!
nice
the "REAL" fake news
niiiiiice.
Caution! Your Buddy Bill was [[{{{2}}}|here!]]{{{1}}}
Re:Thanks
I made it in Photoshop, uploaded it and put it there by using this
[[Image:Example.jpg]]
Sprites are kinda images ripped from games here's a great source of them:
www.spriters-resource.com ™ Being crazy is good
User Creation
Hey. If you want to find out when you (or almost anyone else) joined the wiki, go here and type in that person's username. — Stooben Rooben 23:38, 20 January 2009 (EST)
Sprites
You need to cut it in paint, photoshop, etc, then save it and upload it.
Fake News
LOL at the interview, its great
LOL at the obituaries
LOL at the cooking guide
You should show it to Stooby. ™ This is me sig!
Pipeproject
Hey Ralphfan if you want join the Planet Discriptions Pipeproject click here. Mario5x (talk)
Re Mario3v
I think your fake news is good, Ralphfan. Keep it up and I bet at least 12 or more people will want to join k. Mario5x (talk)
More
Ciao, come stai? Mario5x (talk)
Response to a response
Oh sorry, la speranza si sente meglio presto k. Mario5x (talk)
Viewing Sauce, but not Tennis
Viewing the Wiki's many coding functions is one of the best ways to progress from n00b status to l33t status.
Nah, I barely watch any TV... and the last thing I'd watch is sport... seriously, I need interactivity or else I get bored easily... which can lead to a certain terrible event. So, can you watch any Australian TV channels you want? (not that there are many...)
As for your Funny Stuff message:
Lol... but I thought I removed that one from my page :?
Oh, and to archive anything, create a new subpage (eg. "User:Ralphfan/Archive") and just copy and paste stuff and save it. Easy.
And your Lots o' Stuff message:
W00t... thanks! You're one of only 3 users to say that, so you get +100 Awesome Points :O. The game I got is pure awesomeness... it's written in my status. I wouldn't hate Valentine's Day if I at least had a small chance with any girl in the entire world. But I mainly hate it as I envy those with confidence.
Oh, and the coding with your Fake News link seems stuffed up... oh well, I'll find it.
Dom »» McTalk I've added you to my List of Awesome Users.
Re: 'Shroom Problem
Thing 1
Well, i dunno why is that, are you using this code: {{'Shroombox}}
Thing 2
For joining the fake news i think its User:Glitchman who you have to contact ™ I hope this was helpful
Thing 3
Awesome, it's good to have more people on the Shroom. My Brawl Tactics sections kinda suck, but I just like being part of the project.
Me
Oh, and thanks for fixing the archive link... I was a bit careless as I have so many of them now.
Dom »» McTalk Some people have over 20 talk archives... :O
Re: Fake News
Tucayo
Well, i don't know, that's part the director's job. You'll have to ask him, if he doesn't answer(he is likely no to answer), then i'll make the decision.
PS: What does the title has to do with the text???
™ Im almost done with my homework!
Stooben Rooben
- Er, please contact Glitchman (talk) about the Fake News. If there are any decisions to be made about the Fake News, go to him. — Stooben Rooben 21:03, 26 January 2009 (EST)
More
- You mean editor of the Fake News or of the whole 'Shroom, BTW there hasn't been FN in like 4 months.
More Tucayo
- PS: I can't access the sign-up page ™ Ralpfhan, you should add a link to your talk in your sig
Your Fake News
Awesome. Dom »» McTalk Yup.
Fake News
It's here! Click here to see the second edition of "The "Real" Fake News"!
-Ralphfan (el t0rtug0)
the real fake news
Haha...funny. I havent been on for nearly a week now.
Caution! Your Buddy Bill was [[{{{2}}}|here!]]Ive missed so much!
Clay Mario
Yeah, your fake news was really funny. You seem to like making fake news, and I do, too. I made theMarioWiki Fake News Wiki where I host some of my fake news. Would you be interested in joining? --Clay Mario (talk)
Response
I don't know, I think we can just go both paths and still enforce the rules. --Clay Mario (talk)
Okay.
Caution! Your Buddy Bill was [[{{{2}}}|here!]]fun.
Thanks. and BTW, we are moving to wikia, but not yet. --Clay Mario (talk)
"The "Real" Fake News"
Extra, extra, read all about it! Click here for the third edition of "The "Real" Fake News"!
Ralphfan>>I saw the biggest gangster movie there ever was: "Shark Tale".
License
Where'd you get your Mario Kart Wii license? User:Dry Paratroopa/sig
LOL
LOL at Michael Jackson JR! ™ That was crazy
"The "Real" Fake News"
Hi, Thanks for taking my question 
LUIGI 128{{{1}}}See the Crazy Interviews!!!
Fake News!
Click here to see the fourth edition of "The "Real" Fake News"!
Ralphfan>>My useless yap...
Re News
Yah it was good but you know some parts were not good for little ones :P ok yah it was good :) --File:SAGAMARIO.JPGMario3v (talk)File:SAGAMARIO.JPG 01:40, 15 February 2009 (EST)
Response
Ok you should thats good. --File:SAGAMARIO.JPGMario3v (talk)File:SAGAMARIO.JPG 13:48, 15 February 2009 (EST)
Re: 'Shroomy
Oh, well, the Fake news director (is there even a director?) should give a warning to all of the Fake News team :)
PS: You should Pm the director your section and then he puts them all together and pms them to Stooby and I
PPS: Thanks!
PPPS: Yes, it would be nice :) ™ Many PPPPPPPS
Don't Get Excited...
... For this is just a goodbye message. Normally I wouldn't bother, but seeing how desperate you were to bring me back was really quite touching. Especially that you called me a best friend despite only knowing me for a very short time compared to the likes of Stooben and other folks. But sorry, for I am gone.
Dom »» McTalk I am partially leaving out of spite...
Star Cup
Yes include a talk, will you create it as a sub page in your user page or in the shroom??? ™ Mr Edits
Response
Nice! Though it may be better if it was in The Shroom, don't worry, no one will vandalize it.
You're missing the Goalie, aren't you? ™ ME!
Here
Well, the talk page is made automatically, isn't it?
PS: San Luis Potosí, México ™ Will you cover the cup in the next issues?
PPS: My internet was also down 0.o
And more
- OK :) Thanks is nice indeed ™ Where are you from?
And more more
- Sweet. I'll be sure to check it out. Also, I don't live in Australia. :P I'm currently in Colorado, and it's mild right now. — Stooben Rooben 17:25, 19 February 2009 (EST)
Moremoremore
- Colorado Springs is my hometown. But I've stayed in Boulder for a few weeks, and stopped in Westminster for a night. I'm traveling all around, so I don't really mind telling people where I live anymore. — Stooben Rooben 17:43, 19 February 2009 (EST)
And so on...
- San Francisco looks great! I wanna go there ™ MORE
...AND ON
WOW. The only baseball stadium I've gone to is Minute Maid in Houston, its really nice.
™ AND MORE
- I don't pay much attention to sports, actually. I occasionally get into the Olympics, but that's about it. — Stooben Rooben 16:24, 20 February 2009 (EST)
Me again
Yes, it looks nice, you may change the not for shouldn't, and it'll be better if you just link it.
Re: Baseball
Man, I always wanted to go to the Yankee Stadium, the Yankees are my favorite team! Also the Raiders!
Ive heard Lake Tahoe is really nice ™ Mr Edits
Template:Construction
The construction template is meant for articles only. It would be appreciated if you please remove the ones you have put on User:Ralphfan/Fake News and User:Ralphfan/Ultra Bowl. Thanks. --Shiancoe (talk)
Fake News
Click here to see the newest edition of "The "Real" Fake News"! Be sure to post your comments here.
Ralphfan>>All in a day's work.
Yoshario
- k. YosharioFile:Yoshi wearing mario's hat.jpg
Congratulations
The star cup is simply awesome, congratulations ™ B-)
Academy
Man, it looks great and huge. ™ mY sIG
Re: Cleanup
Aww it was nothing. I'm just doing my maintenance in those userpages at times. x3 I still cannot believe that there is sooo much junk in most of the unorganized userpages. D: But I have other things to do supposedly. Anyhow, I'm gathering some images right now. See my record for details, but since your still fairly new to the wiki; here :3 I gotta continue doing something... :P 
RAP... We can surely talk to each other more later, yes? :p
da cup
Are you announcing it in other place? (main page, forums, etc) ™ Need help?
How to Draw...
Well, when Yoshi of earth (talk) tells us whether or not its a true book or just fanon, we'll have to let it be. If he just keeps ignoring the page, then I'll delete it. Super-Yoshi
Talk? C???
Hi
I see you've been visiting my page a lot, right?
So I'm dropping by to say, you have a cool user page :)
Luigifan123
Something else
No prob :) Baby Luigi does PWN :D Luigifan123
Yet another thing
How are you? Luigifan123
Arukaroten and MLRPG3
Re: Arukaroten
Hey, deleting crap's my job. Though I wouldn't've done it if you hadn't marked it (I'm not inquisitive enough to poke around the RPG3 stuff quite yet), so thank you too! - Walkazo 23:05, 25 February 2009 (EST)
MLRPG3
I know, but since RPG3 just came out, there's LOTS of new stuff about it, and there are people much better equipped (knowledge-wise) to deal with them than me. - Walkazo 09:49, 26 February 2009 (EST)
Fake News
Click here for the sixth issue of "The "Real" Fake News"!
Ralphfan>>Suggest stuff for it on its talk page (Yes, I know this is a link to my Talk page, but I had nowhere else to put it on my sig.
Match Game
Actually, there was here in Mexico a copy of the program called "Espacio en Blanco" it was really funny ™ BWAAAAAAAAA
Judge
Of course, I'd love to, just tell me what to do. ™ Need help?
Sprites
Hello, it's me, Luigi 128. In your page, you say you want sprites, so why don´t you check out a page named Spriters Resource? Here's the link: [1] LUIGI 128Your Fake News Rock!!See the Crazy Interviews!!!
Fake News
"Please PM your Fake News article in the next 3 days, since it seems I don't have it.
--
Xpike the hedgehog 15:13, 8 March 2009 (EDT)
Crazy interviews
Thanks
Hello Luigi 128 here Tanks for the commentary I appreciate it much, you were my inspiration LUIGI 128This user got bored because he don't know what to put hereSee the Crazy Interviews!!!
Number 2...no, not that number 2
Click here to see the second edition of Luigi 128's Crazy Interviews and don´t forget to put questions or nominations LUIGI 128...See the Crazy Interviews!!!
Congrats!!!
You did a great job making all of the FN!!!! ™ Your prize, my eternal gratitude
Congrats.2!
You really did do a great job! And here's your REAL REWARD!
My userpage has a demented Batman!
ahahahahahaha! File:Unknown Shy Guy.PNGHyper Guy (talk)File:Unknown Shy Guy.PNG
Crazy interviews
Hi to all my readers; click here to see the third edition of Crazy Interviews LUIGI 128Hey allSee the Crazy Interviews!!!
Another
Hi to all my readers; click here to see the fourth edition of Crazy Interviews LUIGI 128I'm still studyingSee the Crazy Interviews!!!
yes once again
Once again a message that alerts you that my crazy interviews are done LUIGI 128I see chaosSee the Crazy Interviews!!!
Ok
Youre now the oficial Fake News director, i know you'll do your job great User:Tucayo
Definition of "Month"
Actually, before I tell you, thank you for asking me this question. I actually would have never thought of this issue had you not brought it to my attention.
Now, I have to consider these four options:
- 31 days (A majority of months has this amount of days
- 30 days (It would be a bit easier if the limit was this amount of days.
- 29 days (One month has this amount of days every four years.
- 28 days (It is a bit shorter, uses might like it more, and it is not much of a difference from 30 or 31 days)
Choose which one you think would be best, and please reply as soon as possible! Thank you.
· SMB (Talk) ·
Thank you
Thank you for your opinion. Now that I think about it, 4 weeks is pretty good, it is also easier to remember.
· SMB (Talk) ·
Ok
Ok, you can also talk to me when ever you feel the need to.
Also, how long have you been on the wiki? Just wondering.
· SMB (Talk) ·
Ok
Cool, I will go read your userpage.
· SMB (Talk) ·
I live in...
the State of Florida. I actually live in Miami Shores, Florida.
· SMB (Talk) ·
Match game
Do you have a page for the rules? I forgot all about the game! Luigfreak 
Mai talk
Shroomer
Contact them with a thing like the shroomwarning. User:Tucayo
You Tested Negative on the Retard Test
Don't worry, dude... if there were more awesome users like you I wouldn't have left. And there's barely any chance of me returning. I just occasionally look at my talk page out of curiosity, and saw new messages.
Dom »» McTalk More of you and less of the retards, and I'd still be here.
Match Game Problem
Then I either tell u my answers on chat, e-mail u, or I forfeit Match Game. I can't use forum.
![Artwork of a Boo in Mario Party 8. It has subsequently been used for Super Mario 3D Land.[1]](https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/thumb/c/c7/BooMP8Official.png/34px-BooMP8Official.png)
PINKBOOZOOKA WET HISUNEXISTENT PANTZ 
Re: Fun Stuff
Ah yes, the Fun Stuff. Well, to put it in a way where I don't ramble on, my computer broke. I'm using my Wii's Internet browser, however, it can't copy and paste. I've contacted Tucayo to see what he could do, but I haven't gotten a response yet. Sorry for keeping such a wait. :( 
Z3r0 Tw0
Nah, you weren't pushy or anything. :D
Which?
Hyper Guy
You said to "PM" you. But here's what I find a tad confusing- Do you mean PM you on the forum or something else? Like write the article on a sub-page?
If I do have to use the forum, do I just simply write out the article like an ordinary post? Or does our forum have a different feature for "PM"-ing?
File:Unknown Shy Guy.PNGHyper Guy (talk)File:Unknown Shy Guy.PNG
Pink Boozooka (Who wet his non (not un) existent pantz)
It's a bit private. PINKBOOZOOKA WET HISUNEXISTENT PANTZ
Well, yes....
You're welcome.... I enjoy spending time reading them!!! Oh, so funny!!! Well, anything you need just ask!!! Castle Toad 19:00, 17 April 2009 (EDT)
Match Game
Yes I will be in the participating. Is there free virtual sandwiches and crisps?
File:Unknown Shy Guy.PNGHyper Guy (talk)File:Unknown Shy Guy.PNG
I will also be playing. WHOO!
Yoshi Boo 118
He He...BOO!
TUCAYO GETTING REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!! ™ Imma ready
Yeah.... Im ready. Btw, I take my payment in virtual waffles and pi Luigfreak Mai talk
Re: Spameroon
Don't worry, I'll find out if that user is a sockpuppet and block him nao...
¢oincoll€ctor
- Breaking News: The spammer has been blocked days ago, so the problem is solved :) --
¢oincoll€ctor
00:18, 24 April 2009 (EDT)
Match Game
I'll be ready to play the game whenever! Yay!
Yoshi Boo 118He He...BOO!
I just responded a day ago... anyway, i dont know if i can do it this saturday, if that is the day were doing it. Luigfreak Mai talk
Er... I too responded earlier. Anyways, I can feel the flavour of virtual food in my mouth, so yes, I'M PARTICIPATING! File:Unknown Shy Guy.PNGHyper Guy (talk)File:Unknown Shy Guy.PNG
![Artwork of a Boo in Mario Party 8. It has subsequently been used for Super Mario 3D Land.[1]](/File:BooMP8Official.png){kind=small}
