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'''''Ask Cranky''''' (or '''''Ask Cranky Kong''''') was an activity on the American English ''[[DK: King of Swing]]'' website. It functions as a type of {{wp|message board}}, since the user can input a question to [[Cranky Kong]], intended to be one that can be output with a "yes" or a "no" response, to be given a randomly generated response:
'''''Ask Cranky''''' is an activity on the ''[[DK: King of Swing]]'' website. It functions as a {{wp|message board}} of sorts, as the user is able to ask any question they wish to [[Cranky Kong]], as long as that question can be answered with a "yes" or a "no". Text in this activity does not capitalize the letter "I" in sentences, and occasionally does the same for other letters (such at the letter "T" in "No. that would improve your life too much").
==Answers==
Below is a list of phrases that Cranky may say in response to a question asked of him.


*''Sorry, i{{sic}} broke my crystal ball last week. it's{{sic}} at the shop. i{{sic}} could look into my bowling ball if you want.''<ref name=a group=note>The activity does not capitalize "I" in sentences.</ref>
*''Sorry, i broke my crystal ball last week. it's at the shop. i could look into my bowling ball if you want.''
*''i{{sic}} see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''i see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.''
*''Ask later. i'm{{sic}} resting my eyes.''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''Ask later. i'm resting my eyes.''
*''What makes you think i{{sic}} want to hear about your problems? My back is killing me!''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''What makes you think i want to hear about your problems? My back is killing me!''
*''MC squared. Dumb kids these days.''
*''MC squared. Dumb kids these days.''
*''No, unless you have about 20 [[banana]]s for a yes answer. i'm{{sic}} hungry.''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''No, unless you have about 20 [[banana]]s for a yes answer. i'm hungry.''
*''An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.''
*''An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.''
*''No. that{{sic}} would improve your life too much.''<ref name=b group=note>This is the only answer where "T" is not capitalized at the start of a sentence.</ref>
*''No. that would improve your life too much.''
*''i{{sic}} don't know. Look at me. Do i{{sic}} look to you like someone who would know?''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''i don't know. Look at me. Do i look to you like someone who would know?''
*''if i{{sic}} knew the answer, do you think i'd{{sic}} be here talking to you?''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''if i knew the answer, do you think i'd be here talking to you?''
*''in{{sic}} my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.''<ref name=a group=note/>
*''in my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.''
 
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Revision as of 11:24, January 18, 2025

Ask Cranky
A screenshot of Ask Cranky
Publisher Nintendo
Platform(s) HTML
Release date 2005[?]
Rating(s) N/A
Mode(s) Single player
Format HTML

Ask Cranky is an activity on the DK: King of Swing website. It functions as a message board of sorts, as the user is able to ask any question they wish to Cranky Kong, as long as that question can be answered with a "yes" or a "no". Text in this activity does not capitalize the letter "I" in sentences, and occasionally does the same for other letters (such at the letter "T" in "No. that would improve your life too much").

Answers

Below is a list of phrases that Cranky may say in response to a question asked of him.

  • Sorry, i broke my crystal ball last week. it's at the shop. i could look into my bowling ball if you want.
  • i see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.
  • Ask later. i'm resting my eyes.
  • What makes you think i want to hear about your problems? My back is killing me!
  • MC squared. Dumb kids these days.
  • No, unless you have about 20 bananas for a yes answer. i'm hungry.
  • An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.
  • No. that would improve your life too much.
  • i don't know. Look at me. Do i look to you like someone who would know?
  • if i knew the answer, do you think i'd be here talking to you?
  • in my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.