MarioWiki:BJAODN/Proposals

This is the subpage containing all the dumb proposals made. (Well, not all, just funny ones.)

BJAODN

Well, I was looking at the BJAODN page and I got to thinking, what if we included the BJAODN page in the BJAODN page (with all of the content put on)? All of the content on the page is nonsense, anyway, and would qualify to be on the BJAODN page.

Proposer: Super Mario Bros. (talk)
Deadline: 20:00, 2 May 2009

Include BJAODN Page in the BJAODN Page

1. Super Mario Bros. (talk) Per my wonderful ideas above.

Don't Include BJAODN Page in the BJAODN Page

1. Stooben Rooben (talk) - What? No offense, but this seems pretty pointless. I don't get how putting the page in itself is going to improve it.

Comments

I think the "Pie For Everyone" proposal would have been a great idea, too... Super Mario Bros. (talk)

("So we're going to duplicate the page on the page... Great idea.")

("I only made this proposal as a joke, with a reference to the "Pie For Everyone" proposal" - Super Mario Bros. (talk))

("Recursion is always funny. :P" - Phoenix Rider (talk))

Block Mariowiki

Because his name is similar to you-know-what. We could also just make him change his name to something else.

Proposer: TVTrash (talk)
Deadline: December 8, 2013, 23:59 GMT

Bring back the funnest fake new message box ever

I think it's about time the message boxes that were fake become real with this proposal. And not the awful ones that never live up to the April Fools spirit. I'm talking about one certain fake new message box that we can make real again.

A chatbox about how Toadette:

• is the best ever
• has a strong sense of righteousness
• SMASHES, CRUSHES, DESTROYS all opposition
• never gives up, no matter what
• finds more Super Crowns than anyone else ever could
• Her ponytails ROCK!
• Her basic list of achievements in Super Mario Odyssey go a long way
• And finally, that headlamp looks nice on her.

As in:

You have a new message from another user (last change).

It's time to give Toadette the attention she DESERVES!

Proposer: Toadette the Achiever (talk) (AKA the most passionate Toadette fanboy in the entire galaxy!!!)
Deadline: A.P.R.I.L. 15, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in Adventure, Perseverance, Righteousness, Ideals, and Leadership)

It's Toadette time!

1. Toadette the Achiever (talk) By supporting this, you are a friend of Toadette. And of me.
2. FanOfYoshi (talk) It's Toadette the Achiever time!
3. Niiue (talk) Is it Toadette time? I think it's Toadette time.
4. TheDarkStar (talk) It's Toadette time!
5. I totally love fake new message boxes. It's not like they're obnoxious or anything. Ray Trace^(T|C) 18:17, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

Toadette is TRASH!

1. Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) Sorry Toadette the Underachiever-and-proud-of-it-man, but I recall joining for the sole purpose of fixing a screw-up you yourself made. Clefts are not Poison Bloopers.
2. Waluigi Time (talk) Toadette is inferior to characters like Waluigi and Funky Kong, and of course the one and only Pink Donkey Kong Jr. himself. They deserve chatboxes first.
3. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) Toadette (the secret identity of the Weighted Companion Cube) will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that Toadette does speak, the Wiki urges you to disregard her advice. Because of this, Toadette cannot accompany you during the remainder of your editing career and, unfortunately, must be euthanized. Destroy Toadette or the editing cannot continue.

Toadette's chatbox

Toadette is only worth existing in the fan game Psycho Toadette. #ChangeMyMind Doc von Schmeltwick (talk) 00:21, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

Is it only on April Fools occasions, or at any times? -- FanOfYoshi 06:46, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

ONLY on April Fools. No exceptions. And no April Fools vandalism, either. ^(T|C) 06:49, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

The fact that you didn't even use the word Archivist once here and that you din't change your user name in Toadette the Archiver after Odyssey seriously questions your status as the most passionate Toadette fanboy in the entire galaxy!!!, to be honest. I call the text of this proposal flawed.--Mister Wu (talk) 10:06, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

Can we like petition Nintendo or something to make a new Toadette series? She's clearly the best Mario female. Ray Trace^(T|C) 18:52, April 1, 2019 (EDT)

Move the page "Moogle" to "Moofle"

Just come on guys. For far too long this grave inaccuracy has been pressed upon us. If I may gain the support of this community, I propose we move the page "Moogle" to the more accurate "Moofle". This will clearly not just be a boost to our website's accuracy and traffic ratings, with this measure in place we stand to have a whopping 25% increase in revenue and and the decreased overhead and operating costs will likely be so good as to increase our profit margin as much as 40%! It seems unbelievable but it is true. We could make thousands more than we currently do, and all for such a simple page. MarioWiki, I implore you. Save our Moofle! Save our money!

Proposer: Snack 19:17, 27 October 2008 (EDT)

Deadline: November 4th, 17:00

Support (By doing so you will uphold profit, humor, community values, and pie.)

1. Snack 19:17, 27 October 2008 (EDT)
2. TCY 19:23, 27 October 2008 (EDT)
3. Uniju :D (talk) Per Snack. This will be a great advancement.
4. Super-Yoshi (talk) Wtf I founded Moofle, I deserve credit :(
5. Princess Grapes Butterfly (talk) Um per all?
6. Stooben Rooben (talk) - It's about time we start thinking about how to make this site more financially profitable.

Oppose (By doing this you are a commanist fool. And a Moofle hater.)

1. 1337Yoshi (talk) Aren't joke proposals OUTLAWED?
2. King Mario (talk) 1337: Well if they are not then they HAVE to be.
3. Luigi001 (talk) Just send it to the BJAODN.

Comments

AWESOME IDEA.

btw let's change this to the GI JOE EXTREME wiki. and make Pirate Goomba a fa. --Blitzwing 19:36, 27 October 2008 (EDT)

Might I suggest moving Snack to Breadstick, Luigi to Weegee, and Mario to Fat Plumber Guy? Stooben Rooben (talk)

hey everyone lets move User:Moogle and User:WikiGuest both to Moofle because I feel like it. Super-Yoshi (talk)

No u. Stooben Rooben (talk) 21:00, 27 October 2008 (EDT)

("Oh, sure, that's great. Snack makes a joke proposal and everyone plays along. I make a joke proposal and an argument breaks out with two users leaving the site." - Ghost Jam)

Pie for Everyone

By request of the creator, the infamous proposal is linked to rather than archived.

(It should be noted that a "Pie Button" did manage to exist, although only very briefly.)

Almost seven years after the original attempt to bring pie to the wiki, the proposal was revisited, and passed by an even greater margin. Sadly, despite the victory, there was still no pie forthcoming from the administrative bakery.

One year after the second proposal, the matter was revisited again, but there was still no pie, mainly because the proposal didn't pass by a large enough margin to satisfy the administrators.

Another attempt was made three years later. It received overwhelming support with absolutely no opposition, but alas, no pie was given out.

Remove Circuit City ads

I propose that we remove the Circuit City ads and replace them with Best Buy ads, because my uncle is the manager of a Best Buy location, and it kind of offends me that there are Curcuit City ads (this ISthe nephew of a Best Buy manager you're talking to).-KP Shadow

(This proposal was later removed by Paper Jorge (talk) with the following statement: "Proposals like that are a NO. Talk to Porplemontage about them.")

Snufit Ball

A few times ago, some user created an article about the Snufit Ball, a projectile thrown by the Snufit enemy in Super Mario 64, it was deleted on the ground that it was "too minor", however I think it should be recreated.

If we have an article on Cheese, we must also allow an article on Snufit Ball. Cheese affect gameplay by boosting the chances of seeing a rare enemy in Luigi's Mansion, Snufit Ball hurt Mario. They both affect Gameplay, they both exist in the Marioverse, they both must have an article.

Proposer:Blitzwing
Deadline: January 24nd 17:00(EDT)

LET'S RECREATE SNUFIT BALL AGRESIVELLY

1. --Blitzwing 17:58, 17 January 2008 (EST) Me is proposer, me gave reasons.
2. Glitchman (talk · contribs) True, this is a very minor proposal and is a minor projectile, Blitzwing does have a point.
3. Stumpers! lolz. evan teh chezorz iz mur signifcant den dis, lulz. Blitzwing: you have good integrity. :)

Comments

Can we somehow get that Snifit Ball in the same article? Stumpers! 00:42, 18 January 2008 (EST)

Actuaally, the Snifit Ball came before the Snufit Ball, so it would make sense to have Snufit Ball in the Snifit Ball article, but whatever. ALL HAIL SNUFIT BALL ALL HAIL SNUFIT BALL. --Blitzwing 06:50, 18 January 2008 (EST)

Now wait. Projecticles are still different from objects that can be activated, so the comparison with the Cheese article is quite unfitting. I vote for "Only when it gets over two lines of text". - Cobold (talk · contribs) 15:36, 18 January 2008 (EST)

Do Snifit Balls even have official names?Knife (talk) 16:08, 18 January 2008 (EST)

No, but then again, Cheese wasn't named in it's Luigi Mansion appearance except in those unofficial player guide with dubious info. --Blitzwing 16:39, 18 January 2008 (EST)

Is this a serious proposal or a jab at the people who opposed deleting Cheese? >_> NMRodo

Both. --Blitzwing 17:07, 18 January 2008 (EST)

The cheese article has a good length. Something that only consists of:

A Snufit Ball is a small black orb that Snufits spit out of their tubular mouths at Mario in Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS. They can easily be avoided, but will hurt Mario by one damage point if he touches them.

does not qualify for an article. Not "affecting gameplay" is the ticket to an article, but rather whether the article can actually provide content. And as of now, you don't seem to get past the above version of it. - Cobold (talk · contribs) 17:11, 18 January 2008 (EST)

(Blitzwing later withdrawn the proposal when Cobold modificated "the awesome vote headers".)

(Also note that after this proposal was archived here, someone voted for it again. "Oh no" indeed)

Someone help!

I need help with my comic project: comics N Gang and Club Nintendo.

(This was on the proposals page.)

Unboringfy MarioWiki:Userboxes

I am appalled at the destruction of creativity there. Appalled.

Proposer: Plumber (talk)
Deadline: 18 May 2011

Support

1. Plumber (talk) D:
2. Beanbean (talk) D:
3. Super-Yoshi (talk) D:
4. Master Crash (talk) D: Makes me wanna make.
5. Xzelion (talk) D:

Comments

D: Beanbean (talk) 03:48, 11 May 2011 (EDT)

D: Xzelion (talk)

D: Super-Yoshi (talk)

D: Master Crash (talk)