Ashley's Theme

Ashley's Song is Ashley's theme song that debuted in WarioWare: Touched!. The lyrics of this song are as shown below.

WarioWare: Touched!

English Theme Song

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
ASHLEY: You better be afraid of the great--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?

ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you

Grandma's wig, this will make you big

Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit

Pantalones giganticus! Oh, no, not again...

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon

ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spell book, and yes, it's true:

I don't have as many friends as you

But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends

And if you say "no", you're toast

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! Just remember this when you see her on the street

ASHLEY: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.

Japanese Theme Song

Singer	Japanese Script	Romanization	Translation
CHORUS ASHLEY ALL CHORUS ASHLEY CHORUS ASHLEY ALL CHORUS ASHLEY	世界一　皆の人気者 それは彼女のこと 　アシュリー 一目見れば　誰もが振り向く 当たり前　アシュリーだもん 世界中 皆が憧れる それは彼女のこと 　アシュリー！ アシュリー様の　魔法は最高！ 今夜も　パーティよ！	sekai ichi mina no ninki mono sore wa kanojo no koto 　Ashurī hitomere ba daremo ga furimuku atarimae Ashurī damon sekaijū mina ga akogareru sore wa kanojo no koto 　Ashurī! Ashurī-sama no mahō wa saikō! kon'ya mo pātī yo!	She's everyone's favorite person in the world She's all about 　Ashley! Everyone is taking a look that will turn around Obviously, it's Ashley Around the world, everyone admired her She's all about 　Ashley! Ashley's magic is the greatest It's a party tonight!
ASHLEY	ナワ　ブナ　ヌー　笑いの呪文 ジオ　イラ　ウン　何の呪文？ イオ　ディ　エム　覚えられない ああ　いや　退屈！	NAWA BUNA NŪ karai no jumon ZIO IRA WN nan no jumon? IO DI EM oboerare nai ā iya taikutsu!	ENOR EBMU N — it is a laughter spell SIO IRA WN — what could be that spell? I ED AM — I don't remember this one Oh no! I'm getting bored!
CHORUS ASHLEY ALL CHORUS ASHLEY	世界一　皆の人気者 それは彼女のこと 　アシュリー アシュリー様の　魔法は最高！ 怖い物無しよ！	sekai ichi mina no ninki mono sore wa kanojo no koto 　Ashurī! Ashurī-sama no mahō wa saikō! kowai mono nashi yo!	She's everyone's favorite person in the world She's all about 　Ashley! Ashley's magic is the greatest Nothing is strong to me!
ASHLEY	夜空の海　数多の星 いつも　独りきり 皆と　仲良くしたいの どうしたらいいの	yozora no umi amata no hoshi itsumo hitori kiri mina to nakayoku shitai no dō shitara ii no	The sea of the night sky has plenty of stars I am all alone. I want to make friends with everyone. What should I do?
CHORUS ASHLEY ALL CHORUS ASHLEY	世界一　皆の人気者 それは彼女のこと 　アシュリー アシュリー様の　魔法は最高！ 今夜も　パーティよ！	sekai ichi mina no ninki mono sore wa kanojo no koto 　Ashurī! Ashurī-sama no mahō wa saikō! kon'ya mo pātī yo!	She's everyone's favorite person in the world She's all about 　Ashley! Ashley's magic is the greatest It's a party tonight!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Super Smash Bros. Brawl included the Japanese version of the WarioWare: Touched! "Ashley's Theme" and a new English version. This version is performed in the same upbeat style as the Japanese song, but there are only a couple lyrical differences between it and the original English song.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's-

ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek.
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
ASHLEY: You'd better be afraid of the great—

ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?

ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.

Grandma's wig, this will make you big.

Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.

Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:
CHORUS: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon.

ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spells, and yes, it's true, well:

I don't have as many friends as you.

But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.

And if you say no, you're toast.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause It's—

ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: Just remember this when you see her on the street:
ASHLEY: I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.

I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.

I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet!

Game & Wario

The level theme songs (collectivelly titled Ashley's Star Revolution) in the Ashley minigame of Game & Wario are remixes of the instrumental portion of the song.

Controversy

Main article: List of Mario-related controversies § Satanism

There were some issues over Ashley's English theme. If the record is spun fast enough in the Turntable souvenir during the first solo, it would come out with the words "I have granted kids to Hell!" However, Nintendo and Nintendo Power both stated that it was an accident and the words come out like that due to it meshing pieces of the song together. The real words are as the following:

Eye of newt I cast a hex on you!

Grandma's wig, this will make you big!
Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit!

Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.

These words form a sentence like "Eye of grand this kitt soo pan", which is misheard as "I have granted kids to hell."

Trivia

• If the lines in the Japanese version of Ashley's spells are read backwards, it says "umeido in uario ijū nanuba wan", or "Made in Wario Is Number One" ("Made in Wario" is the Japanese title of "WarioWare" games):

Japanese characters ナワ　ブナ　ヌー ジオ　イラ　ウン イオ　ディ　エム

romanization NAWA BUNA NŪ JIO IRA UN IO DI EMU

English equivalent ENOR EBMU N SIO IRA WN I ED AM

• During Mona's stage in WarioWare: Touched!, a girl named Luna was the singer of Ashley's theme, as seen in Vanessa's television.