Editing Bouffy contre les vampires

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'''''Bouffy contre les vampires''''' is a skit that aired as part of ''[[Donkey Kong Planet]]''. As with many of the show's skits, it is framed as a trailer for an upcoming TV show. Its title is a pun on the French title of ''{{wp|Buffy the Vampire Slayer}}'' (''Buffy contre les vampires'') and the French word "bouffer", slang form of "manger" meaning "to eat", or the word "bouffi", meaning "puffy" or simply "fat". 

==Summary==
The skit starts with an opening sequence showing [[Candy Kong]] doing action moves over stock music. It then cuts to her using a computer indoors. The narrator explains that Candy used multiple methods to kill vampires such as "''garlic suckers, anise suckers, driving stakes through their bedsheets, {{wp|Ophélie Winter}} records, and using the website wwww.dracula.transylvania.com''" but all of them failed. Using her "wits and determination", Candy finally finds a way to defeat vampires: eating them. The camera then pans over to show Candy Kong's fattened-up thighs.

The skit ends on the title card as the narrator delivers the tagline "''Coming soon on DKTV: Bouffy contre les vampires. A show you'll totally binge.''"

==Quotes==
'''Candy Kong''': "''The problem with vampires is that *burp* they make you a whole lot fatter.''"

==Names in other languages==
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|Fre=Bouffy contre les vampires
|FreM=Bouffy against the Vampires
|FreC=<ref>[[:File:Bouffy contre les vampires.PNG|Title card]]</ref>
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==References==
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{{DKC TV}}
[[Category:Donkey Kong Planet skits]]