Bouffy contre les vampires
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Bouffy contre les vampires is a skit that aired as part of Donkey Kong Planet. As with many of the show's skits, it is framed as a trailer for an upcoming TV show. Its title is a pun on the French title of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Buffy contre les vampires) and the French word "bouffer", slang form of "manger" meaning "to eat", or the word "bouffi", meaning "puffy" or simply "fat".
Summary[edit]
The skit starts with an opening sequence showing Candy Kong doing action moves over stock music. It then cuts to her using a computer indoors. The narrator explains that Candy used multiple methods to kill vampires such as "garlic suckers, anise suckers, driving stakes through their bedsheets, Ophélie Winter records, and using the website wwww.dracula.transylvania.com" but all of them failed. Using her "wits and determination", Candy finally finds a way to defeat vampires: eating them. The camera then pans over to show Candy Kong's fattened-up thighs.
The skit ends on the title card as the narrator delivers the tagline "Coming soon on DKTV: Bouffy contre les vampires. A show you'll totally binge."
Quotes[edit]
Candy Kong: "The problem with vampires is that *burp* they make you a whole lot fatter."
Names in other languages[edit]
| Language | Name | Meaning | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| French | Bouffy contre les vampires[1] | Bouffy against the Vampires |
References[edit]
| Donkey Kong Planet | |
|---|---|
| Characters | Candy Kong • Diddy Kong • Donkey Kong • Funky Kong • Jean-Claude Truchet • Krushy • Mélanie Angélie • OM |
| Skits | "Amour, Gloire et acné" • "Les aventures de Tarzkong" • "Bats Toi" • "Bouffy contre les vampires" • "C'était un Communiqué de la Prévention Routiére" • "Camembert" • "Caspied le gentil fantôme" • "C'est pas sorcier" • "Chausse-pied Biavermine" • "La cigalle et la fourmi" • "Coups de soleil et crustacés" • "Fréquence Kong" • "Humour Noir" • "La Chance aux chaussons" • "La nuit des vivants-morts" • "Le comte de Monte Costaud" • "Le gros rouge qui tache" • "Les boeufs de l'amour" • "Loto Kong" • "Mélanie et les gorilles" • "Mission impossible" • "N'oublie pas que c'est Noël" • "La nuit des vivants-morts" • "Les Produits Périmés" • "Obel Corsica" • "Okaaayyy" • "Peaud'ours" • "Petit Pataud" • "Pour ne pas trompé" • "Remix Files" • "Royal Calin" • "Slim Flasque" • "Thalasskong" • "Toc Story 2" |
| Miscellaneous | Couic d'or ! • Gallery • Memory Kong |
