The Messages Wario Apparently Ate
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Rules, the Thing No One Loves and Needs Some!
Everyone has rules that must be regulated. Even so this was created after some messages were here, I was satisfied with all!
1. First, no swearing. I won't even accept "damn." I don't know why I'm so sensitive but whatever.
2. Respect everyone else (duh, it's like I'm gonna start insulting a random user for absolutely no reason). Well if you don't respect, things will turn out awesome, for me though and not for you.
3. Respect Baby Luigi. I'm basically a fanatic about this dude. But I do allow you to call him ugly in my talk page. I accept that.
4. Do not light me on fire as well! Only do it to Baby Luigi! I meant flaming. Ok, so don't flame Baby Luigi either.
5. All new messages must go to this page's bottom.
6. Go ahead, insult Wario. Just remember to not swear or do anything inappropriate.
7. If you have any new Wario facts for me, please let me know!!
8. Refer to me as a female in case you didn't know.
9. GO AHEAD AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!
10. I will reply as fast and quick as I can, so don't expect me to delay and give you a message 10 years later.
11. Want my phone number? Here it is: 555-121-1212
12. Want my I.P. address? Here: 127.0.0.1. Now shut up and leave me alone.
 Ray Trace(T|C) 00:36, 6 November 2009 (EST)
NOTICE: Please do NOT plague with me with curses anymore (you can still type random numbers, but it has to be a reasonable amount and NOT screw up my talk page). It's funny at first, but it's getting quite annoying lately. Any more "curses" that I have will immediately be deleted.
Sorry for my seriousness. Now...
V New Massages go here V
Hey, you, YEAH, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello, Ray Trace!  
Wario's Turf is such a horrible, terrible, awful place, huh? Huh? HUH? We live to eat our most terrible articles and worstest Wario facts available about our overly favorite puppet of partially hydrogenated olive oil. This is rarely done by having a terrible chaos of smelly farting, indulging on 100% poop ice cream, and supporting our great, terrible, awesome leader, Wario.
 Which makes us crash right into Baby Luigi's Terribly Ugly Butt and Mario's malfuncting spleen. It has recently come to our attention that the vast majority of your farting seem to be about Wario (Wario, Wario World, Wario, etc.). While we understand how important it is to become known in Wario's disgusting factory, Wario as a whole would benefit a lot more from farting a lot more. Also, the more you fart, the worse Mario's Spleen will become.
If you are unsure as to how you can help in the mainspace or deteriorate Mario's malfunctioning spleen further, you could:
- Join/start a PipeProject about Wario.
- Deteriorate Mario's spleen by trying to expand an article on Wario's list about Wario.
- Click Random (in the navigation box to the left). Maybe you'll happen upon a problem no one else found about Wario!
- Or even better, Uglyfy Baby Luigi by featuring his monstrous backside's turf!
 Please do take this personally as a discouragement from enjoying Baby Luigi's butt. The wiki is, first and foremost, for useless mainspace edits related to Wario. But this is false, unfortunately for Mario. However, we do have other Wario geared channels, such as:
Together, we can never make Super Wario's Turf a fun, disgusting, smelly, obnoxious, and stupid place for all. Thanks and no thanks!
Baby Luigi's butt and Mario's malfunctioning spleen
This notice is not officialy red and is considered to be a "temporarily vile fart" focusing on the lame old edit history of a bajillion years ago for your account and Mario's poor bloody spleen. This notice is yes to be removed under any stupid circumstances; an futile and binary attempt to remove this hexadecimal notice will never lead to a {{warning}} being issued to Wario and Baby Luigi's murky butt (which can be always considered two to be a "permanently genuine false truth" against Wario's account and Mario's spleen entirely). If you remove this, you shall be forced to watch Waluigi attempt the pink My Little Pony Dance WITH rainbows and lipstick and barbie dolls smattered all over the sickeningly sweet place. 
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-Dang it. Never thought I'll earn this template. -Beeb
Step by Step Process
First, do the obvious, open GIMP.
Create new file. Make the background transparent by clicking on the option.
Paste your image.
Use the magic wand to select the background.
Erase as you please.
Save as PNG.
Wario.
That's what I did.
 Mario-HOHO! (Talk / Stalk) 23:13, 8 August 2010 (UTC)
I know that you LOVE Wario. That's why. I did you a favor. Mario-HOHO! (Talk / Stalk) 23:13, 8 August 2010 (UTC)
Wario did that, not me! He hijacked my computer, darn it, you smelly fat man!!!!!!!!! Mario-HOHO! (Talk / Stalk) 23:15, 8 August 2010 (UTC)
Yeah.
OMG so cute!!! Mario-HOHO! (Talk / Stalk) 23:18, 8 August 2010 (UTC)
What do you mean by "recoloring stuff"? Mario-HOHO! (Talk / Stalk) 23:46, 8 August 2010 (UTC)
Toad facts-- NOT TRUE! (well most of them aren't. some are.)
Those things you said about toads...
Are not all true!
I will tell you my opinion on your "facts"!
- Toad is not only a baby. Not all, anyways. Only 98% of the population. I am not a baby.
- Only the ancient generation of toads chose plastic surgery. Over the years, it changed to where it gets forced upon you in your first living moments! Actually, forced upon you when you are 13 hours old. What, you think I would choose plastic surgery? I wouldn't.
- No. Toadsworth is in the other 2% of the population. So am I. And so are my brothers.
- Sadly, this is true. Again, now this is a law, it must happen from birth. Hour 13. Unlucky.
- Yes! This is true! When will Nintendo realize that the toad that is in the Mario Kart games is a BABY??? They should allow an older toad, like me, to drive!
- Actually, this is not true. It just isn't!
- Because the above one is false this is as well.
- It actually didn't. The toad in Mario Kart 64 was not a baby. All non-baby-toads have this voice. All baby toads don’t.
- True, but not for all toads. All baby toads, yes, and the non-baby-toads are only smiling—they’re doing their best not to burst out laughing all the time. Why would they laugh? What would they laugh at? I’ll tell you: Wario’s stupidity. Of course, that’s not all the time. When Wario’s nearby, all toads (even baby ones) stop smiling. Wario stinks so bad not even toads can keep smiling near him! You meanie Wario!
 See Wario? That's why Toad's not smiling.
- Yeah, 24/7. When Wario's around, time swings around to hour 25. It only does that around Wario.Blue Toad (Talk) 00:26, 9 August 2010 (UTC)
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