User:Mario

"Fufufufufufufufufufufufufu..." - Me Template:Character-infobox

I'm a new user here and I'm inexperienced at this, so please don't laugh at me how poor this looks.

But anyway, here are some of facts about me:

My favorite character is Mario (obviously)
My other favorite characters include Baby Mario, Luigi, Baby Luigi, Daisy, Diddy Kong.
The first Nintendo game I remember playing was Super Smash Bros 64.
Super Smash Bros Melee is one of my favorite games.
I'm not sure when I discovered MarioWiki, but I browsed in it for information for a long time before signing up, so I'm a bit familiar with this site.
I don't know how to place animated images.
I'm a Mario addict. I just can't stop talking about it.
BabyLuigiOnFire (talk) is my friend.
Fufufufufufufu

Wario Torture

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Wario's last smiling moment before he gets hit by a star or bullet bill.

I don't like Wario too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with BabyLuigiOnFire (talk)) in Mario Kart Wii by using stars and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to assure that guy is last!

Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame Piranha's Pursuit and got gobbled up in Tug o' War in Mario Party. He loses badly by 40 stars in Mario Party 6 in Faire Square. He gets hit by a truck and a train in Mario Kart 64. He gets lapped in Mario Kart: Super Circuit. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only.

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Wipe that grin off your face, Wario!.

You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario.

In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture.

Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in:

That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow!

Opinions List

I like the idea of featured images.
I don't like the gallery idea.
I hate Yoshi as much as Wario, but torturing him isn't funny.
I like Daisy's voice
Super Mario Galaxy is my most favorite game.
I hate Slingpod Galaxy the most in Super Mario Galaxy.
I adore the music in Super Mario Galaxy
I don't like Birdo.
I think some Poll of the Days lie.
I don't like Sonic
I like the babies.
I don't like Bowser (but I don't HATE him!)
I think Nintendo should lay off games like Wii Sports Resort, Wii Fit, Wii Music, and Wii Whatever and make more Mario sport spinoffs. Why? Because the Mario games have more depth than those cheap Wii Sports games.
Yellow is my favorite color (don't get started by talking about Wario or why I wear green).
I like a lot of foods.
I like birds.
I think Yoshi is a messed up frog with a tail instead of a dinosaur.
I like the Super Mario World Yoshi better.
I like Waluigi.
I like jazz.
Mario Party 5 is my most favorite Mario Party (I haven't played the first 3 a lot.)
Mario Charged Football (I think) is my most favorite Mario sport.
I love electric fences in the Mario soccer games.
I don't like Pianta.
I don't like spiders.
I like Mario Power Tennis's opening.
I think I have too much opinions and dislike too much characters.

The UserBoxTower that everyone hates

Yeah! It's the userbox tower of death!! I think it's pretty darn tall for a userbox tower. It ought to be renamed as the Userbox Skyscraper! Anyway, in case you are wondering, all of these are also facts of me. If you hate userbox towers, then just scroll aallll theeee waaaaaay doooown. Aaand whyyy ammmm IIII wrrriting like this? Oh well. Since there is nothing to talk about, just look at my skyscraper. It is advised to stay away from it because eventually, it WILL topple and fall down. Then you'll get smothered by all of these pretty, but useless, userboxes. Have fun!

Mario's Userbox Tower