User:Ray Trace
- “But, the problem is there is no problem!”
- —Wario
- “If Baby Weegee(Luigi) must escape, he must jump out of castle!”
- —Baby Luigi
My Brief Description
Ok, first, I shall give you a brief description of myself. I am a huge Mario fan and Mario games are the majority of the videogames I played. And guess who my favorite character is? It's Baby Luigi! I can only wish he could start appearing in more games. Even without his inclusion, I still play Super Smash Bros. Melee and turn a green Donkey Kong into a star!
Useless, But Interesting "Facts" About Wario
Let's talk about Wario here. Well, you know he's a fat, greedy guy who does some heoric actions now and then. I have no obsession for Wario, but I always wondered about Wario and his deep, dark secrets. All of these "facts" are made up.
1. Instead of Medusa turning Wario into stone, Wario turns Medusa into fat
2. If Wario set foot on Earth, he would destroy it. In the Mario world, the physics are different, so they do not apply.
3. Wario can rip the barrier in time and space.
4. Black holes do not suck Wario in. Wario instead sucks the black holes in.
5. In zero-gravity, Wario would still act like there is gravity.
6. How did Wario got born? Well, remember how Luigi used to look like Mario? Well, that's the result. Wario leap out of Luigi's fat
7. Wario used solid cholesterol instead of metal or steel.
8. Reason why Wario knocks everyone away in Mario Kart? His karts are made of fat and they act a lot like rubber.
9. Wario can create earthquakes as large as 10.0 in Earth. In Mushroom world? Nothing.
10. Do you know what causes super novas and nebulae? Blame it on Wario; it's his fart.
11. Do you know how Wario got all of that money? First, he teams up with Waluigi and they choose a house. Since Waluigi is so thin, he can just squeeze through doors. Wario can fart at suspects and knock them out. Money locked in a safe? No problem for Waluigi, considering his thinness. No one ever catches these two.
That's all I have for now. Maybe I can update when I continue digging dirt on Wario!
Series that are In Need of Baby Luigi
Nintendo should seriously start giving more attention to the Baby Mario Bros. Here's a list of series that are in a desperate lack of Baby Luigi. Note that this is just my opinion.
1. Mario Golf
2. Mario Tennis
3. Super Smash Bros. (no trophy of him?)
4. Mario Party
5. Mario & Sonic
6. Mario Strikers
Dream Games
All of these games listed below were the result of a dream or an idea. Note I gave the title when I was awake.
Super Mario Blast
Join Mario and friends in this 3rd person shooter! The game isn't violent at all as these people just use harmless Mario Party-like bullets. Choose between Energy and Physical Weapons! No blood, nothing violent. Or you can go to story mode and choose between the good side and the bad side.
Well, to shorten the list, all characters from Mario Super Sluggers make an appearance, plus more.
Mario Luigi 3: Nintendo Worlds
(This was before Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story was announced).
Hop on your trusty live car and travel between different Nintendo worlds battling a whole ton of enemies and bosses. The Baby Mario Bros. also return with you. Join forces with the heroes of the other worlds and battle the villains.
No plot has been made, though.
