The 'Shroom:Issue XXVIII/Fake News
Fake News
by the Fake News Team
Updates
- Dark boo (talk) and Flicky (talk) are FIRED!
- Beginning next month, Clyde1998 (talk) will take over Flicky's position. Koopster64 (talk) is welcome to take over the weather because of the great job he did last month.
- Many sections are not here because Ralphfan didn't give out his Fakewarning template. He is very sorry for the inconvenience.
Travel Guide
File:Mkddtrack10.jpg Come to Mushroom City, the city where someone is always sleeping! There are tons of cars to get hit by, and you can take a shortcut by walking the purple carpet! And, if you're looking for some nighttime fun, come to the four-way intersections and walk into the middle of the road while wearing a lampshade or a blindfold over your head!
Fake Music
by Dark boo (talk) Dark boo is FIRED! Anyone who wants to take over for him can sign up here, and they can post their first one right here!
Fake TV
The Star Cup will resume later this month! This time, I mean it!
Koopster 64 here! I want to make big in the world of Super Mario Wiki, so I'm here to help out. Recently, a new show called Bowser Jr's Pratical Jokes. The show is about Bowser Jr pranking people. From Mario to his own father. So far, three episodes has been aired, and they've been smash hits! In fact, they might make a movie...
Fake Games
Hyper Guy is LATE this month, so I, Koopster 64 is taking over!
Wario Land: Snapped
Rating: C for Crazy
Description: Wario had gotten so much money, he finally snaps! Go crazy in 7 worlds as you smash stuff and avoid the Goombington's Insane Asylum people! Wario is so crazy, you can't even control him with the controller!
Wanted Poster
Obituaries
Flicky is LATE and is therefore FIRED! Anyone can cover for him, but Clyde1998 will take over next month.
Obviously, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays died.
Cooking Guide
File:TrialStewSPM.jpg This month, Zess T. will teach us about trial Stew! To make Trial stew, you will need:
- A Couple's Cake
- A Poison Shroom
- A blender
- 5 pounds of GRAVY!
- A pot
The steps:
- Put the Poison Shroom and Couple's Cake in the blender and shred them into a bloody pulp!
- Put them in the pot with the GRAVY!
- Cook for two hours!
Enjoy! Remember, it doesn't kill you, you need something at least as powerful as a Goomba to put you out of your misery.
Ads
by Toadbert101 (talk)
Poll
by Stooben Rooben (talk)
It would be great if St00by could make a poll.
Interview
Interviews have been done by Warioloaf (talk). They can be found at the bottom of this month's issue.
Fake Sports
The Star Cup will resume later this month! I'm serious this time!
Fake Weather
Flicky is FIRED! Clyde1998 or Koopster64 are welcome to take over!
Fake Injuries/Arrests
Once again, FIRED!
Fake Movies
We're still waiting.
Warioloaf's Special Section
If it weren't for Warioloaf, the Fake News wouldn't exist. Thanks for everything, Warioloaf!
