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| Doc von Schmeltwick | |
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| Favorite Mario power-up | Hammer Suit, Boomerang Flower, and Blue Shell (Shells are awesome.) |
Hello there! I am Doc von Schmeltwick. I lurked on this site since about 2008 (I remember Bowser's Inside Story and NSMBW getting announced long after I had discovered this site), then finally joined on May 15, 2017. I really enjoy the Mario games, as well as many other things. What I dislike is political garbage, be it governmental, social, identity, et cetera. Just...keep that off here, it does not belong.
User:Doc von Schmeltwick/Projects
My other wiki project
Best character who hasn't been made (yet): Gold Tanooki Cat Baby Metal Waluigette: ultimate roster filler!
Most underappreciated artwork ever
If you're actually reading this excuse for a page, this is probably you (talking to you epecially KF)
I wanted to keep this on a whim, lel
Some current goals:
Definitely
- Split Bin into something logical
- Merge Super Soda to Fresh Juice
- Merge Ice Piranha Plant to Frost Piranha
- Merge Lava Piranha to Fire Piranha Plant
- Merge the Mario Kart "Mecha Bowser" and Bowser Monument back to Bowser Statue, using noclip evidence to assist
- Do something wit the various actual Mecha-Bowsers (Kun, Safari, Sunshine, and Galaxy)
- Merge Fire Orb to Fireball
- Determine proper distinction (if any) between Fire Breath and the projectile "Bowser's fire"
- Determine proper distinction (if any) between Fireball, Fireball (obstacle), and Bowser's fire
- Merge Water Barrel to Barrel
- Split all the distinct goop types
Maybe
- Merge the Dark Moon section of Big Boo into Boolossus
- Merge King Boo (Super Mario Sunshine) to Big Boo
- Merge the red and blue Spiny Shells
- Merge Owl (species) to Heavy Zed
So you've gotten into a debate with me
Want some tips into effectively arguing with me? For starters, if I start a debate acting on-the-fence suggesting a change, do not under any circumstances attempt to shut it down with a "no that's 100% impossible." Instead, take a more ambiguous approach like I'd started with. Basically, the more you push, the more I'll push back. I'm like Canary Mary from Banjo-Tooie in that regard. Additionally, "this is an English Wiki" is not now and never will be an argument. It may be an English wiki, but it's a predominantly Japanese franchise, so not looking at it from an international perspective is disingenuous and helps nobody.
