Leo Luster

Leo Luster

“Not a-doin'. You're gonna stop because that's what you do when you're faced with an irresistible force.”

—Leo Luster, Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster

Leo Luster is an alter ego of Bluster Kong that appears in the episode "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster" of the Donkey Kong Country television series. In the episode, Bluster notices his hair is falling out and mixes various hair tonics together into a formula to try and restore his hair. The serum instead changes him to a handsome, smooth-talking ape, whom Candy falls for.

Leo Luster was born to a family that was arguably a family. He ate eggs. A lot. Like so many eggs that he identifies as a chicken, which is why he is a cannibal. One Day he vored his mom, then wrote despacito. He stars in the hit movie Moana. He is the chicken. They call him heyhey but they never ask howhow.

Man I'm hungry.

He also likes salad. He is a frog. Ribbet. Bark. I think therefore I is. Hey! Kids! The world just got cooler. Stand back while I make the scene. I'm the most, UH, and that ain't no boast. I'm the swingingest thing from coast to coast! I'm a lizard's nightmare, I'm every girl's dream. The picture of perfect. You know what I mean? I'm Leo Luster, POW! I'm where it's at, I'm a far-out happenin' cat, UH, I'm Leo Luster, baby I'm a trip. Man it hurts to be this hip. Cats dig. It's time to get hip now. Hop aboard it's a groovy ride. Dig my threads, my shades, and my hair. Step aside, squares. I'm a lizard's nightmare, I'm every girl's dream. The picture of perfect. You know what I mean? I'm Leo Luster, POW! I'm where it's at. I'm a far-out happenin' cat. UH, I'm Leo Luster, baby I'm a trip. Man it hurts to be this hip A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y END ME.

Physical appearance

Leo Luster looks just like Bluster with more showy features. He wears the same shirt sleeves on his wrists and ankles, as well as sunglasses and a chain with a medal presenting the letters "LL". He also has tall black hair and speaks in a more suave voice than Bluster.