MarioWiki:BJAODN/Enemies
Jokes about enemies! Yes, these things were on actual articles.
Air Bag
Trivia
- The name is a pun on the word airbag.
Arukaroten
An Arukaroten is a Chain-Chomp like creature that are inside Bowser but he kidnaps Princess Peach but Mario, Luigi and Bowser wanna fight and save Peach.
Bandit
Paper Mario
They can dash at an amazing speed towards Mario.[...]
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
[...]They have lost their amazing speed.
"(It's a dangerously amazing speed.)" LeftyGreenMario (talk)
Big Bob Omb
[...]Strangely, the cannonballs in Super Mario 64 looked just like him, only without any features except the body.[...]
Bonecoaster
Trivia
- The Bonecoaster is probably a dead snake (possibly even a dry snake).
Boo
[...]booes are scared of themselves when they look in a mirror.[...]
("...Isn't the plural boos?")
(On July 9th, 2012, the content of the deleted Wikipedia article on the rap group "Swag Team" was added to the Boo article. It was removed shortly after by the user who added it. Due to the large amount of broken coding and the article's length, it can not be displayed on BJAODN.)
Borboras
[...]If it spots the player,it blows the player.[...]
(Oh my god.) Binarystep (talk)
Brobot L-Type
[...]Its HP amount is a reference to the Nintendo 64, since, as seen in Luigi's Diary in Paper Mario, he likes Nintendo 64s (at least at the time of Paper Mario), since he wonders excitedly if the Shy Guys have a Nintendo 64. [...]
Bugaboom
- Bugaboom's eyes look strangely hypnotic, meaning that it may not have been the one who planned the Mandibug attack and just may have been hypnotized into assaulting Mario. Of course, this may also mean that Bugaboom is simply demented.
- It then proceeds to attack Mario just like a regular Mandibug would except it is much bigger.
- Glamdozer's boss music seems to be a remix of Bugaboom's theme. They also have similaraties, as both a bigger version of their species, and both need to be ground-pounded to be defeated, like their species.
Ceiling Surprise
The Ceiling Surprise is a white ghost with a freaky smile that hides on the ceiling, and drops down to freak out Luigi when he's not looking at the game Luigi's Mansion.
Cheep-Cheep
Template:Species-infobox
("Spot the error")
("So is Pirate Cheep-Cheep a Pirate Goomba?")
Condor
Go to Klepto for more info.
Chief Chilly
Out of all the moustached bosses from Super Mario 64 DS, Chief Chilly takes greatest pride about his moustache.
("I'm trying to remember how many moustached Bosses there were in SM64DS. I can only think of two." - Garlic Man (talk))
Dark Star
Trivia
- Culex, from the first RPG Mario, has a attack called "Dark Star". However it's possible that it doesn't has anything to do with "this" Dark Star.
Dodo
[...]However, he unhealthily holds in his anger, which he releases by pecking golden statues of his boss. [...]
("This is a wiki about the Mario series, not a repository of health advices for fictional characters.")
Drool Hard
Drool Hards are relatives of Hanging Blow Hards but don't have the swing. [...]
Fire Snake
[...]it begins to chase him by bouncing and try to touch him with its flaming body.
(That sounds wrong in so many ways.) Binarystep (talk)
Ghastly King
I bought 1buycart Sniper because I was tired of those pesky autofill preventers that computers, and many time you can't read but have to fill in before you can submit a form. I thought it was another scam that would be a waste of money.
I had been researching ways to boost sales for my art prints and e-Books. After looking for a way around those 1buycarts, which are a pain in the butt, I finally found a software package that might actually do the trick. I ended up paying $197 for it and was, or so I thought worth it, at the time.
I was amazed that it actually did work. It will fill a lot of those 1buycarts, a list can be found on their homepage, http://www.1buycart.com . This greatly simplified filling in forms to link webpages, swap links, submit to search engines, build mailing lists, etc. I used it to market my art and e-Books and it has been quite effective.
But I ended up getting scammed anyway. I liked 1buycart Sniper so I sent an email to a friend who also bought. He ended up paying only $97 for it, $100 less than me! I was not happy and went to the website and found that they have a special offer now and it can be had for only $77.
Now I really mad and that's why I'm saying I got scammed. What I bought for $197, what I thought was a good deal at the time, can now be had for only $77.
I reluctantly must say it works well even though I paid far more than the price offered today. I guess I would have to recommend it even though I feel I got scammed on the price. All I can say it that it is well worth the 77 bucks.[china electronics wholesale]
Rick Carufel Author/Artist 1buycart.com
Giga Lakitu
Appearance
Giga Lakitu is an overweight Lakitu that has a purple shell and rides on a purple cloud. He has a yellow crown (which may indicate he's a king) and wears a pair of glasses along with a red and white ruff around his neck. DO NOT under estimate this lakitu to much or it will be the end of that life (note: do not over estimate him either).
("I'll remember that next time I meet him" -Rpg gamer (talk))
Goomba
[...]No one ever knew but the goomba's where hiding a secret identity. You may know and love these mushrooms as goombas but they are really called Jimmy!!! Jimmy is a common name for a retard but if you have ever [played mario superstar baseball, jimmy runs super fast and is not that smart for wearing two shoes on one foot. So that is how he got the name jimmy.Now,you all must think that Jimmys live in the Mushroom Kingdom but that is so fake!!Jimmys are very poor and live in boxes on the streets on Mushroom Kingdom.They are drug-atics and they sell drugs in their boxes.Well,now i hope you know the real story of the goombas(Jimmy)[...]
Goombas resemble mushrooms very closely. It is important that when playing Super Mario that a Goomba is not mistaken for a mushroom. Goombas are very hard to destroy, however, they appear to be small and weak looking.
Hot Roderick
- Hot Roderick is a resemblance on Elmo, a character of Sesame Street.
Hyper Spiky Goomba
A Hyper Spiky Goomba is a Hyper Goomba with a spike on its head. It has extremely powerful attacks, and it itself is not easy to take down, either, with that nasty spike on its head. Ordinarily, their attack power is three, but when Charged, watch out for an incredible nine attack point attack. Mario needs to really stay on his toes with this Goomba.
("This should have been the tattle info instead." - LeftyGreenMario (talk))
Invisighoul
[...] It is possible that the chairs and flowerpots that seem to move on their own in various levels could be moved by these; however, this cannot be proved, as there are no other mirrors in the game.
They appear in 2-4 and 5-3. In 5-3 though, none of them attack the player.
Kackle
Trivia
- Most think Kackle is the 5th scariest thing in a Nintendo game.
Klamber
Klamber 50% spider 50% crab 100% annoying.
Klepto
(On March 30th 2008, the content on the Klepto page was replaced with a cut & paste of the Wikipedia article about Infocom, a well-know publisher of Interactive fictions games. The vandalism was reverted nine hours after it was made, but the vandal soon struck back and replaced the content with that of another Wikipedia page, this time the article about the Star Wars character Jango Fett. Because of the sheer length as well as the amount of broken coding involved, those revisions aren't directly archived on BJAODN.)
King Boo
[...]Apparently wearing a small crown is enough to make you king, but ones from Burger King aren't enough to make your girlfriend call you her majesty. I suppose that's another story.[...]
("Mine does...")
King Zing
In the Game Boy Advance remake of Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest, King Zing is hardly changed. The only difference is that he gives up his own speed for the pace of his stingers moving in all directions .
Kritter
Not all Kremlings are bad, though; some, such as K. Lumsy and the Kritter goalies of Mario Smash Football seem to be decent individuals[...]
"(Unless you deem somebody roundhouse-kicking a soccer player halfway across the field as a decent individual.)" -BabyLuigiOnFire (talk)
Koopaling
[...] How he treats them is debatable as he has never had any intercourse with them besides the credits of Super Mario World. [...]
("Sickest Typo I ever saw." - Sir Grodus (talk))
("Actually, this is misleading, but correct. The first definition of intercourse in the third edition of the Collins English Dictionary is "communication or exchange between individuals; mutual dealings." Still, don't do this." —Soler (talk).)
Koopa Troop
[...]According to Kammy Koopa in Paper Mario, the motive for the clan is to have revenge against all who have treated Koopas poorly. However, most of their clear goals some based entirely on Bowser's own interest.[...]
[...]The Koopa Troop (Japanese クッパ軍団 Kuppa gundan "Bowser Corps"), named as such in Super Mario RPG; [...] is a militaristic dictatorship led by Bowser, King of the Koopas.
(The fine example of imposing a little too much darkness in what is an otherwise fantasy, gleeful series aimed at all ages. -BLOF)
[...]The Koopa Troop is unstoppable. Bowser has an unlimited supply of soldiers; the Koopa Troop also has an massive army such as (with tanks), a maritime navy (with battleships), an air force (with airships), and a space fleet with massive spacecrafts as seen in the Super Mario Galaxy series. Despite having such a huge military, the Koopa Troop is continuously defeated by the legendary Mario Brothers, the heroes of the Mushroom Universe, as well as those who assist the Mario Bros. on their missions to protect the Mushroom Universe (such as Toads).[...]
(How can you be defeated if you're unstoppable!? -Idiot user is now officially confused)
(By the way, I would like to point out the absurd nature of this paragraph in general. Unlimited supply of soldiers? In a video game? Maritime navy? Air force? Space fleet? I don't see any of that. I see creatures just trying to walk into Mario. -BLOF)
Villainous Plans
All media
- Kidnapping and marrying Princess Peach.
("They are not all going to marry Peach. That way, Peach would have many hubbies." - Edofenrir (talk)")
("Oh, we gotta add polygamy to affiliations of the Koopa Troop!" - Ralphfan (talk))
Koopa Troopa
Biology
The Koopa Troopas' most known caracterist is their shells, that resmbles turtles' shells (this fact has formed a rumor that Koopa Troopas are turtles). Another famous caracterist is their shell's protection that can be knocked, attacking other enemies (as seen in many platform games).
Physical Appearance
Koopa Troopas' shells comes in four colors: green, red, yellow and blue. The most known are the green and red ones, specially, the green ones.
All Koopa Troopas have a gold-yellow skin and a big snout. They also have light brown joints at their chests and abdomen (as seen in Bowser), however, this part of their body are covered with their shells.
Koopa Troopas also use shoes of the same color of their shells.
Speech
In the course of the Mario series, Koopa Troopas are seen to have English as their native language. In the games that character's voices aren't shown speaking phrases, Koopa Troopas make owl-like sounds, having English just legenged. This can be because Koopa Troopas have their own language, that Mario (or other characters) can understand. In Paper Mario series, all Koopa Troopas knows only speak English. Also having Koopa Troopas partners speaking this same language, through speaking bubbles.
Gender
Koopa Troopas have their gender differences, being male or female. An exemple is a Mario Party 5 mini-game called Flower Shower. This mini-game presents the marriage of two Koopa Troopas (one using a bow tie [a common man garment] and other using a bow [a common woman garment]).
Reproduction
Are not known if the Koopa Troopas' reproduction is sexually or asexually, however, are known that they born from eggs, just like Yoshis.
Kroc
Trivia
- Some one thinks Kroc is the 8th scariest thing in a Nintendo game. He also thinks Kroc uses King K Rool's vocals.
Link title
Invincible Fly Guy This Fly Guy Flashes And If You Try To Jump On The Invincible Fly Guy, You Will Get Injured. Instead, Yoshi Will Have To Snag It With His Tongue And Swallow It.
("I can easily know who wrote this...")
Monstar
Also notable about the battle is the fact that Monstar was invulnerable to Star Spirit attacks and the Shooting Star item, perhaps because stars can't hurt other stars.
("Yet a Star Beam can destroy Bowser's shield powered by a Star Rod.")
Mooke
mooke is a kind if goomba that does not appear in any game because they are stupid and dumb. they were supposed to appear in mario & luigi partners in time but their roles were occupied by the shroobs, so thats why they dont appear in any game
Nana
Trivia
- Nana's name comes from what some kids call their grandmothers.
- Nana's name suggests that she is a grandmother, possibly to Henry and Orville, as she owns the key to their room.
("Below is what was already there. Above is the failure. Sheesh, people are blind! I mean, that user posted information about information that was a duplicate, which was RIGHT BELOW HIS INFORMATION!")
Nosedozer
Nosedozers are simply damaging Bandineros. See Bandinero.
("On the left is a Bandinero. On the right is a Nosedozer.")
Nipper Plant
[...] a Nipper Plant was given a minor speaking role, where it spoke in a very deep town reminiscent of a drill sergeant. [...]
Peti pirhana
Peti is an Flower who is very good at being bad! He has recently appeared in mario strikers charged football. He is not a very nice flower because mario was not nice to him, that was when luigi turned against mario. He is rarely with maro now, he is with bowser!
("Oh, bother, misplaces "an", misspells Petey... innumireble errors.")
Pirate Goomba
Pirate Goomba is a pirate Goomba.
(It should be noted that this line quickly became a running gag on the MarioWiki.)
Pirate Goombaa
Pirate Goombaa is an upgraded version of Pirate Goomba.
Pitchfork
Appearances
Pitchforks have only appeared in Wario Land: Shake It!. One of the levels on Wario Land: Shake It! with Pitchforks in them was World 3, Scene 1 (see External Links section; Gameplay Video).
Types of Enemies
Pitchforks are not the bosses of levels. They are just normal enemies.
Functions
Pitchforks hang mostly on ceilings (because of their fork), and if Wario is under them, they wrench themselves out the ceiling and fall to the ground. If they see Wario when on the ground, they run toward Wario, trying to stab him with their fork. However, if Wario dodges them, they'll hit a wall, leaving them stuck. Wario can then pick them up and throw them.
Characteristics
Pitchforks are Bandineros with a fork cap on their head from Wario Land: Shake It!. Not only cyan Pitchforks are in Wario Land: Shake It!: also lila-pink Pitchforks exists. These are a combination of a yellow Bandinero and a cyan Pitchfork, because they will jump.
Threat
As seen on the image identifying a Pitchfork on this article, their threat is 2/3 Template:Fakelink.
Similar Enemies
Some similar enemies to a Pitchfork include other kinds of Bandineros, Goombas, Paragoombas, Electrogoombas, and Template:Fakelink.
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Bandinero
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Bosses
Red Star
Goomba
Paragoomba
Electrogoomba
Template:Fakelink
("THIS. IS. FAIL. Besides, how in the hell is Pitchfork related to red star?")
(What the heck is an Astrogoomba?)
Polluted Piranha Plant
Puncher Boo
PUNCHER BOO
The puncher boos apear in new super mario bros. DS. They are just like a boo but they punch:bricks... Simply they are in the boo house waiting for mario /luigi come in then they attack!
Punchinello
As far as any rational being is concerned, his physical appearance resembles absolutely nothing this side of death itself (besides, possibly an eggplant).
Rainbow Shell
"I'm Rainbow Shell, and I love Wendy!"
Spine Koopa, Super Mario Kworlds
Rainbow Shell is the tenth koopaling of Bowser's. He is a the only koopa with cruches. He has hair almost like Ludwig's, exept it has pointed edges. Rainbow Shell is in world eight with Bowser, his castle is Koopa Clown Car shaped at the bottom, and the top like the Reznor's fortress.
("Great, an article with bad grammer, about something that doesn't exist You got to be kidding me." - Nerdy Guy (talk))
("That, and he's in love with his sister :O" - YourBuddyBill (talk))
("Who's the 9th Koopaling?")
Rey boo
Rey Boo seems a bit on Big Boo. He has his eyes are closed, but... he is lighter, and then he will again be the same color!
(This makes no sense.)
The R.O.B. Squad
These are enemies found in the Subspace Emissary also see [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The escort the Ancient Minister brings with him is a R.O.B squad?! There are some that fire beams and others that fire missiles.
There are other enemies that will appear and try to impede your progress. Good luck! Don’t lose! And don’t run away!
There are three types:
("What a great strategy: Don't lose! I'll keep that in mind.")
Rocky Wrench
Trivia
- Rocky Wrenches look a lot like Monty Moles and use an attack pattern similar to them; they also have shells similar to those of Buzzy Beetles; this could make them a cross between the two. (Go ahead and picture how that could have been accomplished)
("We really needed that mental image.")
Sammer Guy
Trivia:
Their name is a pun on Samuri, and Guy. They could be a spicies of Shy Guy they might have a mask on, because the bearded ones beards don't move when they talk. Possibally because the makers of Super Paper Mario can't do that.
Snufit Ball
A Snufit Ball is a small black orb that Snufits spit out of their tubular mouths at Mario in Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS. They can easily be avoided, but will hurt Mario by one damage point if he touches them.
Spiky paragoomba
Spiky Paragoomba, hmmmmmmm? Never heard of it. It doesn't exsist. But for the fun of it, I made a page for it. HP is 3 Attack is 5 and Defense is 2. Pretty cool huh? 
Scram
Trivia
- A prize won by a character named Tino in the TV Show The Weekenders would go on to resemble Scram, although, due to the obscurity of the character, it is likely that this resemblance is coincidental.
Spud
Trivia
- In an early scene in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, one of the Hammer Bros. actually refers to Baby Mario as a "spud". However, he was not referring to the enemy Spud.
Super Dry Bones
Sad Articuno tries to cry. but... dry bones and sad articuno tries someday.
("That was so.... deep")
Torpedo Ted
[...]The Torpedo Ted was launched from offscreen, therefore, it's launcher was never shown....i hate my life[...]
("I'm sorry to hear that. Now go take your emoness elsewhere." Smashgoom202 )
("Later that evening, the Torpedo Ted decided to cut himself." - Stooben Rooben (talk))
[...]Torpedo Teds have very smiling grins on their faces, which means that their arms are more farther away from the face.[...]
Thwack Totem
Trivia
- The enemy resembles a totem pole.
("Gee I never would have guessed..." - Tails777 (talk))
Thwomp
- In Mario Kart 64, the track Template:Fakelink(Template:Fakelink in Mario Kart Wii) is green in color and imprisoned behing bars for unknown reasons. Fans named this thwomp Template:Fakelink and it is rumored he is improsoned for helping Mario reach a Star. It Returns in Mario Kart Wii but it not green in color and looks like the current thwomps.
("I wonder what happened to his brother Joe..." -Gamefreak75 (talk))
Trouter
Venus Ice Trap
Venus Ice Traps appeared on Fantendo and were made due to fan demand
Vomer
Trivia
- Unlike most Dry Bones, Vomers do not wear shoes (however, the Dry Bones of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars do not wear shoes either).
("Then what's the point of saying that...?")
Whirly Fly Guy
[...]They basically constantly flash different colors.[...]
("Overuse of adverbs, eh?")
Whomp
Trivia
Whomps used to be incredibly Handsome creatures however, after years of having their only attack be slamming their faces down on the ground...well ya know
Yux (species)
- When a Mini-Yux is in the presence of its greater being, an unbreakable shield will be created around the main Yux unit; the only way to abolish this shield is to destroy all of Mini-Yux in the way.
- Mini-Yux are a variety of Yux that have been created to serve and protect their greater being.
- Mini-Z-Yux are small, cone shaped offspring of the Z-Yux. The Mini-Z-Yux have an identical mission to that of a regular Yux: They must shield the Z-Yux from harm as it attacks opponents. One Mini-Z-Yux will reproduce per turn. As with the Mini-Yux, the player must eradicate the Mini-Z-Yux in order to break down the barrier protecting the Z-Yux.
- Mini-X-Yux are the protectors of the X-Yux. Mini-X-Yux are small, blue cone shaped creatures, of which, two are spawned to protect its greater being per turn.
- Thus, to attack Sir Grodus in a no-holds-barred fashion, one must annihilate all Grodus Xs.
"(It's a lot easier to write "destroy" than "abolish" and "annhilate", and "respawn" than "reproduce".)" LeftyGreenMario (talk)
