"Fufufufufufufufufufufufufu..." - Me
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Wow. This is the beginning of my Userpage. Some ways, this page will look similar to others, but in other ways, it is different.
Anyway, I'll introduce myself and here are some of facts about me:
- My favorite character is Mario (obviously)
- My other favorite characters include Baby Mario, Luigi, Baby Luigi, Daisy, Diddy Kong.
- The first Nintendo game I remember playing was Super Smash Bros 64.
- Super Smash Bros Melee is one of my favorite games.
- I'm not sure when I discovered MarioWiki, but I browsed in it for information for a long time before signing up, so I'm a bit familiar with this site.
- I don't know how to place animated images.
- I'm a Mario addict. I just can't stop talking about it.
- BabyLuigiOnFire (talk) is my friend.
- Friend:
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- Fufufufufufufu
Wario Torture
I don't like Wario too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with BabyLuigiOnFire (talk)) in Mario Kart Wii by using stars and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last!
Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame Piranha's Pursuit and got gobbled up in Tug o' War in Mario Party. He loses badly by 40 stars in Mario Party 6 in Faire Square. He gets hit by a truck and a train in Mario Kart 64. He gets lapped in Mario Kart: Super Circuit. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only.
You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario.
In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture.
Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in:
That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow!
Anyway, here's what I think of Wario. I don't mean to offend ANYbody who likes Wario. But who likes this glob of smelly fat? Oops! Sorry!
- Wario is very smelly. He makes skunks gag and run away just by walking to them. Heck, he doesn't need to be close to them. He can be 3000 miles away and the skunks can still smell him.
- Does anyone know that birds can't smell (with the exception of vultures and kiwi birds)? Well, Wario smells so strong, the birds can smell it and they fly away. Hey, I like birds!
- Wario is ugly. Do you think a person with pointy ears and shoes, a pink nose, a permanent grin, a Warioish voice, and an extremely fat body to be pretty? Then you live in opposite land.
- Wario is so ugly, he can destroy a planet JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. Luckily, he's in the Mario world, so don't fear Wario's looks that could destroy our planet.
- Wario is greedy. A penny in the deep sea surrounded by sharks? Wario would go for it. Would you? Probably not. Unless you like the pressure and the sharks and the sake of your life for just a PENNY.
- Wario is selfish. Ask him to loan you money? No way. Does he share his wealth? No. Does he care about you? Wait. This is a toughie...... no.
- Wario is so fat that even if a car hit him, it would bounce off the other direction and crash into a wall. I've seen this myself (I live in the Mushroom World).
- Where's Wario's heart and brain? Well, I think it's not there. His muscle and pink thingy are made of his fat.
- I think Wario's teeth are not teeth either.
- I think Mona, 9-volt, and all the rest of the WarioWare employees don't like Wario.
- Why did Wario fail the driving test? Because he drove the instructor up the wall!!
- Fufufufufufufufufu...
Wario. It's like the only guy I talk about here. Well, for the most part, you're WRONG. You know, I talk about other things here that isn't Wario. Like that fatso with the purple overalls, the pink nose, the pointy ears, the creepy grin, oh wait, you think I'm talking about WARIO!???? Geez! This guy isn't obviously Wario! You see, his nose is a tad bit pinker than Wario's nose! Ha! This just proves that I'm not talking about Wario! Hahahahahaha!
Oh fine then... I'm talking about Wario. Sheesh. Happy now?
Anyway, I think you're wondering now what the heck happened to the color of this text. Some new people here might think it's a glitch. But IT'S NOT!! It's just that Wario hijacked this area of the wiki! Can't you believe it! Me too! Darn you Wario! What is up with your puny little mind made up with your fat???
Anyway, please enjoy your stay here. We are not responsible for your lost properties or your loved ones. Batteries not included. Thank you. *laughs like a maniac*
Okay, that was weird.
And in case you were wondering, the people in Super Mario Wiki in the help section, in the article section, and in the "No you's" section, they spelled sentence wrong! Maybe it's not sentence. But is it some secret Super Mario Wiki language? Guys, what does sentance mean?
Yeah, I know all of this stuff is pure random. I don't think the wiki even allows random stuff, do they?
Opinions List
These are opinions. They are things that can't be proven true or false. If you don't agree on some(or all) on my opinions, okay! No one has to be exactly like me (imagine an MarioWiki with only LeftyGreenMario. THAT would be creepy.)
- I like the idea of featured images.
- I don't like the gallery idea.
- I hate Yoshi as much as Wario, but torturing him isn't funny.
- I like Daisy's voice
- Super Mario Galaxy is my most favorite game.
- I hate Slingpod Galaxy the most in Super Mario Galaxy.
- I adore the music in Super Mario Galaxy
- I don't like Birdo.
- I think some Poll of the Days lie.
- I don't like Sonic
- I like the babies.
- I don't like Bowser (but I don't HATE him!)
- I think Nintendo should lay off games like Wii Sports Resort, Wii Fit, Wii Music, and Wii Whatever and make more Mario sport spinoffs. Why? Because the Mario games have more depth than those cheap Wii Sports games.
- Yellow is my favorite color (don't get started by talking about Wario or why I wear green).
- I like a lot of foods.
- I like birds.
- I think Yoshi is a messed up frog with a tail instead of a dinosaur.
- I like the Super Mario World Yoshi better.
- I like Waluigi.
- I like jazz.
- Mario Party 5 is my most favorite Mario Party (I haven't played the first 3 a lot.)
- Mario Charged Football (I think) is my most favorite Mario sport.
- I love electric fences in the Mario soccer games.
- I don't like Pianta.
- I don't like spiders.
- I like Mario Power Tennis's opening.
- I think I have too much opinions and dislike too much characters.
The UserBoxTower that everyone hates
Yeah! It's the userbox tower of death!! I think it's pretty darn tall for a userbox tower. It ought to be renamed as the Userbox Skyscraper! Anyway, in case you are wondering, all of these are also facts of me. If you hate userbox towers, then just scroll aallll theeee waaaaaay doooown. Aaand whyyy ammmm IIII wrrriting like this? Oh well. Since there is nothing to talk about, just look at my skyscraper. It is advised to stay away from it because eventually, it WILL topple and fall down. Then you'll get smothered by all of these pretty, but useless, userboxes. Have fun!
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This user hopes you read each and every one of her userboxes! or not if you don't want to see that rather creepy picture of Snario...
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This user is interested in video game development.
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This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
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This user thinks that Mario is the best videogame series ever established.
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This user also enjoys the Pokemon videogame series.
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This user's favorite videogame character is Mario!!.
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This user thinks the best Super Smash Bros. character is Mario with the alternate Green outfit.
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This user hates the Halo series.
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This user's favorite Mario Kart track is Baby Park in Mario Kart Double Dash!!.
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This user is a (loyal) fan of Nintendo hardware and software.
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This user likes to play the Spore series.
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This user thinks Mario looks cool while rapping, but can't imagine him rapping!!!
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This user loves CHEESE!.
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This user loves cheese probably way more than you do.
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This user spends more time editing her Userpage than the actual Wiki.
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This user thinks Waluigi should appear in more than just sports games.
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70 % of all people are not good at mathematics. If you are part of the other 40 %, place this on your user page.
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This user thinks Luigi is having a headache.
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this user made this RANDOMLY!!!!!
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This user is in Mario's side.
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This user thinks what Mario is doing looks ridiculous!
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This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control.
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This user likes Chain Chomps.
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This user is friends with BabyLuigiOnFire
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This user has Adobe Photoshop, but it really depends on the computer she uses!!!exclamation mark!!.
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This user dislikes the video game character Yoshi.
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This user HATES the video game character Yoshi.
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This user thinks the video game character Yoshi is overrated.
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This user is an advanced gamer, but it depends on the games!
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This planet is where the user lives.
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This user creates a lot of Mario stuff in Spore.
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This user finds this text hard to read.
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This user calls the Mario Cartoons the Fake Mario Show because it wasn't made by Nintendo.
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This user thinks Wario is very, very, VERY persistent
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This user never watched the Super Mario Bros. Movie and is quite glad she didn't. Or else she might have nightmares.
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This user wonders what the heck happened to poll of the day.
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This user thinks Super Mario Wiki's server lags too much :(
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This user uses FireFox.
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This user recently used a planet buster on this planet (Spore reference! Woohoo!).
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This user likes to see Kirby listening to music.
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This user thinks Super Smash Bros. is the best fighting game EVAR!
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This user thinks this Goomba is not very smart.
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This user doesn't like Kool-Aid because of the sugar, food coloring, and not to mention that creepy smiling pitcher guy who just says "Oh Yeah!" all day!.
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This user feels that the SNES was the NOT last great console (but it's still pretty good).
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This user says don't smoke or you'll look like THAT guy to the left.
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This user would like to breakdance!!
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This user knows that Mario can NEVER breakdance (unless he's doing it in Spore
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This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
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Statistics and Things Like That
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Chemistry
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Baby Luigi, Luigi, Baby Mario, Baby Peach, Baby Daisy, Baby Donkey Kong, Any Mii
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- Type: Defensive
- Super Ability: Fire Armor! (It makes me invincible, but I can't make mega strikes and I can't shoot or charge up well)
- Deke: Turns all fiery, then teleports. Teleport range is based on charge of the ball
Stats
- Movement: 10
- Shooting: 3
- Passing: 3
- Defense: 10
- Offense: Meteor Shower (I lob the ball, but meteors rain down on the opponents edge of the court.)
- Defense: Fire teleport. I suddenly teleport to the ball. Then I hit the ball.
- Stats:
- Power: 2.5/5
- Speed: 5/5
- Reach: 3/5
- Serve: 2.5/5
- Lunge: 4/5
- Control: 2.5/5
- Taunt: Fufufufufufufufu...
- Default Hand: Left
- Size: Medium
- Actual Bonuses
- Top Speed:+2
- Handling: +1
- Mini-Turbo: +2
- Acceleration:+1
Pictures and Stuff
MKDD02.jpg
Well, the Babies are blasting off from the cannon...
WarioStabbed.jpg
Poor blue thing... (I don't know its name!)
BrawlMario.jpg
Aw, what's with that angry look?
Ssb-marios.jpg
Mario, how he evolves throughout the Super Smash Brothers series And not to mention, he gets seemingly madder and more serious in each game to follow.
Baby marioballon.jpeg
Isn't Baby Mario cute? No? Why you little...
Luigi: Hey! Look there! Mario: Where? Starlow: I'm screaming like an old lady! Aaaaaah!!
Hey! Donkey Kong! Come back here! You know I really wanted those rings and that dress!
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These dumb Yoshies really do come in with seat belts. Why else would Mario not fall off?
Mario Pit Link.jpg
Mario's long look petrified Link. Mario was never that serious before!
Ouch. What the heck happened to my legs?
MarioBaseballWii 2.jpg
What the heck is wrong with my eyes??
MarioStrikers.jpg
Ha! Come here, mosquito, and face the wrath of my clapping hands!
Super Mario Running Artwork.jpg
Darn it. Now I remember my cap shrinks after I placed it into the washing machine!
Goomba: P.U.!! What smells here???
Marioluigi.jpg
Mario:What are we running away from? Luigi: The borders of this wiki! Look how scary it is!
Mario kart double dash.jpg
Ha! Let's ambush these two freaks.
Any picture of me (or anyone else) is copyright of Nintendo because they said so! Muahahahaha!
