Leo Luster
- “Not a-doin'. You're gonna stop because that's what you do when you're faced with an irresistible force.”
- —Leo Luster, Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster
Leo Luster is an alter ego of Bluster Kong that appears in the episode "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster" of the Donkey Kong Country television series. In the episode, Bluster notices his hair is falling out and mixes various hair tonics together into a formula to try and restore his hair. The serum instead changes him to a handsome, smooth-talking ape, whom Candy falls for.
Leo Luster was born to a family that was arguably a family.
He ate eggs. A lot.
Like so many eggs that he identifies as a chicken, which is why he is a cannibal. One Day he vored his mom, then wrote despacito.
He stars in the hit movie Moana. He is the chicken. They call him heyhey but they never ask howhow.
Man I'm hungry.
He also likes salad. He is a frog. Ribbet. Bark. I think therefore I is. Hey! Kids! The world just got cooler. Stand back while I make the scene. I'm the most, UH, and that ain't no boast. I'm the swingingest thing from coast to coast! I'm a lizard's nightmare, I'm every girl's dream. The picture of perfect. You know what I mean? I'm Leo Luster, POW! I'm where it's at, I'm a far-out happenin' cat, UH, I'm Leo Luster, baby I'm a trip. Man it hurts to be this hip. Cats dig. It's time to get hip now. Hop aboard it's a groovy ride. Dig my threads, my shades, and my hair. Step aside, squares. I'm a lizard's nightmare, I'm every girl's dream. The picture of perfect. You know what I mean? I'm Leo Luster, POW! I'm where it's at. I'm a far-out happenin' cat. UH, I'm Leo Luster, baby I'm a trip. Man it hurts to be this hip A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y END ME.
Physical appearance
Leo Luster looks just like Bluster with more showy features. He wears the same shirt sleeves on his wrists and ankles, as well as sunglasses and a chain with a medal presenting the letters "LL". He also has tall black hair and speaks in a more suave voice than Bluster.
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Baby Kong • Bink • Bluster Kong (Leo Luster) • Candy Clone • Candy Kong • Chunky Kong • Cranky Kong (Young) • Cranky Kong's great grandfather • Diddy Kong • Dixie Kong • Donkey Kong (Baby, Robot) • Donkey Kong Jr. • Dread Kong • Driver • Eddie • Funky Kong • Ghastly King • Karate Kong • Kiddy Kong • Kong Fu • Lanky Kong • Mecha Donkey Kong • Mini Donkey Kong (Game & Watch) • Monkey Kong • Ninja Kong • Rabbid Cranky • Rabbid Kong (Mega) • Ringo • Snow Kong • Sumo Kong • Super Kong • Swanky Kong • Tiny Kong • Uncle Kong • Wrinkly Kong | |
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Chained Kong • Cyber Kong • Guerrilla • Helper Monkey • Kong • Manky Kong • Mini Diddy Kong • Mini Donkey Kong (toy) • Ninjape • Snow Ucky Kong • Uckykong | |
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Cannon Kong • Capture Kong • Catapult Kong • Circus Kong • Cool Kong • Crash Kong • Kongā | |
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Donkey Kong's robots • Kong (boss group) • Kong Family |