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Revision as of 22:30, October 10, 2009
Fake News
Travel Guide
This month, I decided to give you my review of a location rather than a brochure. This month, I spent a weekend at The Dotwood Tree. It's got a nice resort. If you're a termite. It's not exactly human-friendly. No staircases, no escalators, no elevators. When you're on the internet, there are ads for Template:Fakelink. Nice place for a single day of sightseeing, but the resort is more of a place for termites.
Fake TV
by Luigi 128 (talk) (Welcome back!)
In this TV series, we see Mario as a teenager using his powers to defend Smashville from destruction while fighting internal teenager struggles in a new violent spin on those crappy teenage romance shows.
Fake Games
Template:Fakelink
Mario & Luigi are back! This time they're in big trouble! After Fawful gives Bowser a Template:Fakelink, he ends up trapping everybody in his closet! Mario & Luigi, along with the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom, are living their lives as closet gays! How will they get out and be classed as straight again? Will Bowser realize he has his worst enemies inside him? WHO KNOWS?!
Template:Fakelink
This is a golden game from a while ago. The Princess journeys in a magic police van looking at all sorts of criminal situations, but when a terriorist comes back in the van instead of Peach, there's only one reason: SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!! Mario & Luigi travel in the police van, and find out even more about these terrorists. Their leader, Osama Bin Laden, claims he wants to blow everybody up in a big orange explosion; his favorite color. Mario & Luigi end up getting accused for drug dealing with their Mushrooms, and are also on the run from the police themselves. When Template:Fakelink start popping up, it's chaos! What will happen? Play to find out!
Luigi 128
Luigi 128 was apparently retiring, so he didn't make a Wanted Poster this month. The poster will be published next month, as will his Fake Movies. However, we greatly appreciate his return.
Fake Police Blotter
Mario was seen to have crashed into the back of a lorry, on Moonview Highway.He wasn't badly injured. Luigi was seen to have been in a race, with Waluigi and Bowser Jr. Bowser Jr. doesn't have a license, and was arrested - Bowser is yet to know. Waluigi and Luigi were fined 5,600 coins. Knuckles and Donkey Kong were fined 5,000 coins for fighting on the street.
- Moonviewhighway-1-.jpg
Moonview Highway
- Mansion.jpg
Luigi before the Race
Knuckles starting the fight
- BrawlDK.JPG
Donkey Kong's fight back
Fake Interview
Hello, 'Shroomers, this is Mario7727 with your Fake Interview..Today we are going to interview Shy Guy!
Mario7727: Shy Guy, was it hard to be Mario's enemy?
Shy Guy: Well, it's hard to not be a friend of Mario.
Mario7727: Well, isn't that a problem?
Shy Guy: Well, Mario has partners and I don't!
Mario7727: Well don't you have other Shy Guys?
Shy Guy: Well I don't see a lot of them very much , but yeah.
Mario7727: What about other enemies like Goombas and [Koopa]]s?
Shy Guy: I see a lot of them, they're like almost everywhere!
Mario7727: So what do you do besides trying to not get jumped on by Mario and his friends?
Shy Guy: Not much. It's a hard life.
Mario7727: Wow, talk about a crappy job. How about Fly Guy, BulletGuy, or Boo Guy?
Shy Guy: Yes, I see Bullet Guy in Castles, Fly Guy in the sky, and Boo Guy in dark places.
Mario7727: Thanks, Shy Guy! Well, that's our interview for today. See you next time!
Fake Sports
The Star Cup has been canceled! The builders quit due to a salary dispute. However, we will be taking ideas for users to participate in sports! Post yours here!
Fake Weather
all Week, but anyway:
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User Brawl
Welcome, to the second edition of..... USER BRAWL!!!!!!!!!
Today's Brawlers will be:
Mario64fanatic vs. GalacticPetey vs. Luigifreak vs. Baby Mario Bloops
In a five stock brawl, with no Koopa Shell, Banana Peel, Ray Gun, or Star Rod items, but all the other items are on medium. The Brawlers will be brawling on the stage, Galaxy Tour.
Here are the brawlers’ bios:
Mario64fanatic: This user packs a punch. Don't get him mad or your going to get it!
GalacticPetey: GalacticPetey is big, bad, and tough. He may have low speed but watch out for his power! He will eat any trespassers on his land. SO DON'T mess with him!
Luigifreak: Luigifreak is a dangerous opponent to come across, indeed. Luigi's insane counterpart may seem weak, but he can defiantly bring the pain if he hits you. If you find yourself in the air with him, get ready for pain. With amazing speed, he can blaze past even Sonic. However, if he gets started, he can't stop. Advice? STAY OUT OF HIS WAY!!
Baby Mario Bloops: Baby Mario Bloops, just a challenger, I think not! He may appear small and weak, but don't let that fool you. His speed is outstanding, outrunning most competitors. He also has amazing skills that he uses to KO his targets. He may have low offense, but Defense what he's good at, so don't expect damaging him. Also watch out for his Final Smash, which would definitely leave a mark on all his opponents. If you have the misfortune of battling against him, you just might have to try with little skill you have!
Here are there stats:
| Fighters | Speed | Throwing Ability | Tether Recovery and/or Tether Grab |
Final Smash | Offense | Defense | Projectile | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mario64fanatic | 7 | 2 | X | 8 | 5 | 9 | 7 | 6 |
| GalacticPetey | 4 | 5 | X | 9 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 |
| Luigifreak | 10 | 6 | X | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 7 |
| Baby Mario Bloops | 7 | 5 | Both | 6 | 4 | 8 | 6 | 6 |
Here is the song that will play during the brawl:
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The Brawl:
Here they come, the brawlers, on the right side of the stage, a giant pencil just came in and drew Mario64fanatic which then fades to him, on the center right of the stage, a blooper just appeared, it turns around revealing Baby Mario Bloops, on the center right, KABOOOOM an explosion happened, but someone is running in circles in there, it’s Luigifreak, and last but not least……… hey what’s that large shadow on the ground, oh boy, CLEAR THE AREA, BOOOOOOMM…… ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRR, it’s GalacticPetey. 3….. 2….. 1…… GO!!, and there off, the floating stage just took the players to the front of the Comet Observatory, Baby Mario Bloops uses Ink Blast (side special) on front of him but Luigifreak uses Fire Wave (side special), canceling out each others attacks, but unknowingly Mario64fanatic uses Stylus Sword (standard special) on Luigifreak fully charged, Luigifreak receive high damage and is launched not too far. The floating platform came up and takes the players to the front of the engine room. Baby Mario Bloops grabs a Scope Gun and charges it, but GalacticPetey grabs him (he actually eats him and chews on him like Yoshi) and throws him downwards, then he uses a side smash attack to send him flying. The moving platform has just come up going into deep space towards a galaxy. Baby Mario Bloops did not lose a life, but Mario64fanatic uses Paintbrush (side special) behind him and Luigifreak slips giving Mario64fanatic time to deal with Baby Mario Bloops, he uses Metal Meteor (up special) and did a head on collision with Baby Mario Bloops, KO’ing him, but Mario64fanatic is too far from the ledge so he falls to his first self-destruct. The floating platform has shown that it went to the Honeyhive Galaxy, and it settles on the giant tree, having a low upper boundary line. Luigifreak sees an opportunity and goes for it, he quickly runs up to GalacticPetey and start using his aerial attacks, GalacticPetey is being beaten down and his damage is rising quickly, Luigifreak lands on the ground and use an up smash attack on GalacticPetey, but GalacticPetey did a perfect shield, he then uses Head Sling (side special) sending Luigifreak high into the air, when Luigifreak descended close enough to the ground he charges Jetback Blast and GalacticPetey does Body Slam (down special) on him, but when the both came in contact the Jetpack on Luigifreak’s move exploded, thus sending the both of them to there first KO. The floating platform has now gone to the area with the floating flowers. Baby Mario Bloops is running towards a Poke ball, but Mario64fanatic uses Metal Meteor, stunning Baby Mario Bloops for a split second, then he uses Mecha Kick (down special) on Baby Mario Bloops, then he grabed the poke ball, throw it, and Meowth came out. Meowth uses payday and it hits GalacticPetey and Luigifreak, but Luigifreak got out and uses a down smash attack on GalacticPetey, sending him flying, but he uses Body Slam, but it’s over a gap, as it seems for GalacticPetey is going to lose a life, he goes down but a water spring jets its water up canceling and saving GalacticPetey. Smash Ball appears, Baby Mario Bloops grabs a Cracker Launcher and start shooting at the smash ball but Luigifreak uses Pwnage Kick (down special) on Baby Mario Bloops, giving him high damage, Luigifreak jumps after it but Mario64fanatic footstool jumps him and grabs it. The floating platform has now landed in the observation deck which is crawling with mandibugs. When he lands, GalacticPetey uses a fully charged Goop Spit (standard special) on Mario64fanatic making him stuck before he could even use the smash ball, GalacticPetey charges a side smash attack but Luigifreak runs in and try to use Pwnage Kick, but it’s too late sending him and Mario64fanatic flying and Mario64fanatic loses the smash ball, GalacticPetey then grabs the smash ball but a mandibug attacks him, sending him flying but he doesn’t lose the smash ball. The floating platform is now going to the area where Bugaboom is at. Luigifreak just got down when all of a sudden, Baby Mario Bloops uses an almost fully charged Hammer Smash on him, sending Luigifreak to another KO. GalacticPetey uses Body Slam to get down, but hits Mario64fanatic on his way down, sending him to his second KO. Baby Mario Bloops was about to use Flip Slam (down special) on him when all of a sudden Bugaboom attacks him and send him to his KO, and GalacticPetey starts doing taunt. GalacticPetey then does his final smash Piranha Plant Invasion, GalacticPetey spits goop in the air which traps everybody except Baby Mario Bloops, piranha plants are now gnawing at every character but Baby Mario Bloops jumps on Bugaboom’s back while it’s dropping bombs, GalacticPetey uses Fly (up special) To also get on Bugaboom’s back and he and Baby Mario Bloops go into a fist to fist battle. The bombs explode sending Luigifreak and Mario64fan up but there not KO’d, but Baby Mario Bloops uses Chain Recovery (up special) on Luigifreak, sending him to a KO. Mario64fanatic dodged the attack and use Mecha Kick on Baby Mario Bloops, sending him flying, but he gets back but Mario64fanatic uses Paintbrush and Baby Mario Bloops slip and Mario64fanatic uses his side attack and baby Mario Bloops is sent off of Bugaboom’s back, back onto the ground. GalacticPetey charges a Goop Spit and Mario64fanatic charges his Stylus Sword, Mario64fanatic just released Stylus Sword but GalacticPetey releases Goop Spit just a split frame before it hits him, GalacticPetey is sent into a KO, but Mario64fanatic is now stuck and Bugboom flies offscreen making him lose a life. Baby Mario Bloops is waiting around when one of Bugaboom’s bombs blow up near a Smart Bomb and catching Baby Mario Bloops, to make things worst it set off a Blast Box near by raising Baby Mario Bloops damage higher, when it’s over it sends Baby Mario Bloops to a KO. Floating platform now left the Honeyhive Galaxy and is going into deep space where it got caught in a meteor shower and a black hole is nearby (causes all items to be sucked in it). Everybody frantically run around and try to dodge as much as they can. GalacticPetey’s large size and slow speed is making it hard for him, he is then repeatedly bombarded with meteors, sending him to a KO. Floating platform is now just cruising in deep space. Another smash ball appears, when GalacticPetey got back he uses Head Sling then Body Slam on it, but it didn’t break it, Mario64fanatic jumped after it, but Luigifreak uses Lightning Bolt (standard special) which homes in on Mario64fanatic, but the smash ball was on front of him, so the Lightning Bolt smashes and break the smash ball, Luigifreak zips behind GalacticPetey go to the ledge of the stage jumps backwards and perform Freak Dash (final smash), which slams into every character sending them to there next KO. The floating platform has now gone to Bowser Jr.’s Armada. Luigifreak charges a Fire Wave but a cannon ball from a ship and a Magikoopa’s spell hit Luigifreak at the same time sending him to a KO. Everybody gets back on stage, Baby Mario Bloops uses Ink Blast and hit GalacticPetey and Luigifreak uses Fire Wave and hit Mario64fanatic. GalacticPetey then use Fly then Body Slam on Baby Mario Bloops. Mario64fanatic uses Metal Meteor on himself, slamming himself into Luigifreak. Bowser Jr. on his ship now appeared and is now attacking the players. A third smash ball appears, Baby Mario Bloops uses a tether grab, grabbing then throwing Mario64fanatic backwards, Luigifeak uses a Pwnage Kick in the air hitting the smash ball, afterwards Baby Mario Bloops footstool jumps him and uses a regular aerial attack breaking the smash ball. Bowser Jr. then release a barrage of cannon balls hitting everybody, Baby Mario Bloops then perform his final smash Power Armor Bloops, he uses a side smash attack on GalacticPetey then a downwards aerial attack sending him down, but he uses Fly, but it ran out and he is KO’d, GalacticPetey…… Defeated. Lugifreak runs but he slips and falls on the goop of Mario64fanatic’s Paintbrush attack, and Baby Mario Bloops uses Ink Blast on him sending him to his last KO, Luigifreak……. Defeated. Mario64fanatic decided to try to attack him even though it’s futile, all of a sudden Baby Mario Bloops final smash worn off and Mario64fanatic throws a bob-omb at him, sending him falling into the background, and Mario64fanatic does a taunt, but Bowser Jr. launched a fast exploding cannon ball, which hits Mario64fanatic and sends him to the side boundary lines, KO’ing him just a split second before Baby Mario Bloops is KO’d……….... GAME!
Victory:
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The winner is............ BABY MARIO BLOOPS!!
Baby Mario Bloops spins around in place then stops and then sways back and forth.
Results:
1st place: Baby Mario Bloops
2nd place: Mario64fanatic
3rd place: Luigifreak
4th place: GalacticPetey
Fake Shop
This is Sparta Fake Shop!
Yay! Here are our horrible GREAT crap items! Our first is...the Gold 'Shroom! It makes you drive faster, punch harder, and gives LOTS of lives! As seen in MKDS File:MP3 GoldenMushroom.gif.It is only for 75 coins! Our second best item is...Mushroom! File:Mushroom2.PNG It makes you bigger! Yay! Unless it's poisoned. It'll kill you if it's poisoned. Our third best item is....this piece of crap.
