User:Kaptain Skurvy

Skurvy Arr, look at me! I'm doing The Booty Boogie! Gender Male Favorite Mario character Kaptain Skurvy “I truly now believe that no matter who you are, whether it'd be Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, or even, yes, Donkey Kong Junior II, if you're a Kong, you're family.” —Carlito, EVERY SINGLE KONG (This quote honestly brings a tear to my eye) Aharr there matey! Welcome aboard to me user page! Pirate talk aside, the user name's Kaptain Skurvy, or as you may originally know me as Starluxe. The reason I chose Skurvy as the character as my username is due to me loving him and his crew. I also just love the Donkey Kong Country TV series as a whole. The show, along with the entire DK franchise are what I specialise on this wiki. Me Tower of Treasure! Kaptain Skurvy's Userbox Tower This user is Welsh. This user listens to video game music. This user likes to talk. A lot. This user prefers the Kremlings over the Kongs. This user's favourite Super Mario enemy is Spike. This user proudly prefers Burger King over McDonald's. This user loves the Banjo-Kazooie franchise. This user loves the Conker franchise. Images I looted while sailing the seven seas! You cannot look at me dead in the eyes and say this pic doesn't go hard But this goes even harder I have just one query WHAT? NO! HOW COULD YOU FOOL ME LIKE THAT?! Serious scientific question here; What do you actually think this is? *Insert Spongebob "I don't need it, I don't need it!" scene here* I don't care what anyone says, I love Mario Kart 9 DK and nobody can take my love for him away This crazy kong is a crazy kong! Green Mario does exist after all hehehehehe Yeah...no...y-yeah...mmhmm... Me special goals! Rule the seven seas! Aharr! Give more articles to Donkey Kong Country (TV) and Donkey Kong Planet Get the Donkey Kong Country TV show article to feature status Actually find the true VA's for Green Kroc and Baby Kong Merge the Bears to the Brothers Bears