User:Kaptain Skurvy

Skurvy Arr, look at me! I'm doing The Booty Boogie! Gender Male Favorite Mario character Kaptain Skurvy “I truly now believe that no matter who you are, whether it'd be Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, or even, yes, Donkey Kong Junior II, if you're a Kong, you're family.” —Carlito, EVERY SINGLE KONG (This quote honestly brings a tear to my eye) Aharr there matey! Welcome aboard to me user page! Pirate talk aside, the user name's Kaptain Skurvy, or as you may originally know me as Starluxe. The reason I chose Skurvy as the character as my username is due to me loving him and his crew. I also just love the Donkey Kong Country TV series as a whole. The show, along with the entire DK franchise are what I specialise on this wiki. Me Tower of Treasure! Kaptain Skurvy's Userbox Tower This user is Welsh. This user listens to video game music. This user likes to talk. A lot. No comment needed. This user prefers the Kremlings over the Kongs. This user's favourite Super Mario enemy is Spike. This user proudly prefers Burger King over McDonald's. This user loves the Banjo-Kazooie franchise. This user loves the Conker franchise. Images I looted while sailing the seven seas! You cannot look at me dead in the eyes and say this pic doesn't go hard But this goes even harder I have just one query Serious scientific question here; What do you actually think this is? *Insert Spongebob "I don't need it, I don't need it!" scene here* I don't care what anyone says, I love Mario Kart 9 DK and nobody can take my love for him away This picture looks like it was taken on a potato Uncle Kong. "There is no effing way a player 2 re-color of Donkey Kong Junior is a relative in the Kong family! That is so effing absurd! Do you know how many questions that would, like, effing add to everything? Jesus eff, man. Do you know how long I was researching Kongs to then effing stumble on Donkey Kong Junior II? Reading about this generally made me effing pissed! I effing graduated from Kong Kolledge, I should not have to deal with reading this bullcrap!" (I hate Pink DK Jr. so much) Me special goals! Rule the seven seas! Aharr! Give more articles to Donkey Kong Country (TV) and Donkey Kong Planet. Get the Donkey Kong Country TV show article to feature status. Merge Kong Klan to Kong.