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This User thinks a Chain Chomp should eat Kammy the Magikoopa cause shes a hag. Problem is, she smells funny. No Chain Chomp in it's right mind would go near her. Or it's left mind, for that matter.
This user like userboxes so much, that he wishes he had invented them so he would be filthy-stinkin' rich and would be able to buy anything his heart desired, making him so happy that he would forget that he invented userboxes in the first place leading to a phase of mass confusion as to why he's happy.
This user has been known to steal user boxes without permission. In fact, he stole this one from someone that stole this one from someone who stole this one from the personage who made it, and he didn't even ask!