|[[File:SMG Eye Beamer Model.png|75px|left]] ||<big><big>StarFacts: IT'S STILL WATCHING YOU...</big></big> <small>Hopefully its 1000px incarnation hasn't been removed from the sandbox yet.</small>
|[[File:Jammyfish Bigmouth SMG.png|75px|left]] ||<big><big>StarFacts: Jammyfish are certainly '''shocking'''! (ba-dum TSSSH)</big></big> <small>There's more where {{fake link|that came from|Some dark region of the prefrontal cortex, I think.}}!</small>
|[[File:SMG Sentry Garage model.png|75px|left]] ||<big><big>Praise for the Sentry Garage: It's very springy and green.</big></big> <small>boing boing boing boing boing</small>
|[[File:SMG Sentry Garage model.png|75px|left]] ||<big><big>Praise for the Sentry Garage: It's an immobile Spring Topman with attack drones.</big></big> <small>One Spring Topman in the Dreadnought Galaxy releases a Topmini when stunned, adding to the comparison.</small>
|[[File:Sherm Icon SMO.png|75px|left]] ||<big><big>Sentry Sherms: MAXIMUM SENTRY-ING.</big></big>
|[[File:Sherm Icon SMO.png|75px|left]] ||<big><big>Sentry Sherms: <big>'''MAXIMUM ULTIMATE OVERDRIVE SUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA ZETA ULTRA SENTRY-ING'''</big></big></big>
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[[File:Dark Star Animated.gif|thumb|80px|Me, myself, and I]]
[[File:Dark Star Animated.gif|thumb|80px|Me, myself, and I]]
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{{quote2|It's true. This signature has no link.|TheDarkStar, referencing Ghostbusters.}}
{{quote2|It's true. This signature has no link.|TheDarkStar, referencing Ghostbusters.}}
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{{Special:Editcount/TheDarkStar}} edits and counting! When it hits 1600, I'll make a commemorative userbox!
{{Special:Editcount/TheDarkStar}} edits and counting! When it hits 1700, I'll make a commemorative userbox!
{{fake link|Hello|♪The H & Woozles Wiki♪ ♪Is ever so tricky♪ ♪Its complications make me sigh, sigh, SIGH, sigh♪}}, I'm TheDarkStar.<ref>No relation to {{User|The Dark Star}}.</ref> I {{fake link|joined|♪And quickly started devoting most of my time to the upkeep of laser robots♪}} [[the]] wiki<ref>Here's a truly despisable wiki: [https://heffalumpsandwoozles.fandom.com/wiki/Heffalumps_And_Woozles_Wiki the Heffalumps and Woozles wiki]... ugh.</ref> on {{fake link|February 10, 2019|♪Avengers: Endgame is a bad movie because it killed off Iron Man, I mean, you can't just kill off a good superhero like that. And Thanos is defeated in the easiest way! 'Oh sure, why don't we do the snap, but BACKWARDS?' Why not just slap Thanos silly with the glove? And-wait, am I still singing? Drat♪}}. I usually put my {{fake link|quotes|♪Memes, they should become♪}} here before putting them on [[MarioWiki:BJAODN]] or {{fake link|anywhere else|♪I cannot make a page for quotes♪ As I am too lazy to vote♪ ♪On proposals, I mean♪ ♪Laser robots eat soup of bean♪}}. If you need {{fake link|help|♪My help is sublime♪ ♪The ranks of the wiki I quickly climb♪ ♪From simply user to autoconfirmed, recognizable user♪ ♪Something that rhymes with user♪.}} with something, please ask me on my [[User talk:TheDarkStar|talk page]].<ref>[[Special:Contributions/TheDarkStar|My resume.]]</ref>
{{fake link|Hello|♪The H & Woozles Wiki♪ ♪Is ever so tricky♪ ♪Its complications make me sigh, sigh, SIGH, sigh♪}}, I'm TheDarkStar.<ref>No relation to {{User|The Dark Star}}.</ref> I {{fake link|joined|♪And quickly started devoting most of my time to the upkeep of laser robots♪}} [[the]] wiki<ref>Here's a truly despisable wiki: [https://heffalumpsandwoozles.fandom.com/wiki/Heffalumps_And_Woozles_Wiki the Heffalumps and Woozles wiki]... ugh.</ref> on {{fake link|February 10, 2019|♪Avengers: Endgame is a bad movie because it killed off Iron Man, I mean, you can't just kill off a good superhero like that. And Thanos is defeated in the easiest way! 'Oh sure, why don't we do the snap, but BACKWARDS?' Why not just slap Thanos silly with the glove? And-wait, am I still singing? Drat♪}}. I usually put my {{fake link|quotes|♪Memes, they should become♪}} here before putting them on [[MarioWiki:BJAODN]] or {{fake link|anywhere else|♪I cannot make a page for quotes♪ As I am too lazy to vote♪ ♪On proposals, I mean♪ ♪Laser robots eat soup of bean♪}}. If you need {{fake link|help|♪My help is sublime♪ ♪The ranks of the wiki I quickly climb♪ ♪From simply user to autoconfirmed, recognizable user♪ ♪Something that rhymes with user♪.}} with something, please ask me on my [[User talk:TheDarkStar|talk page]].<ref>[[Special:Contributions/TheDarkStar|My resume.]]</ref>
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<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''I have officially made the largest text on the wiki!'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>
<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''I have officially made the largest text on the wiki!'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>
*[[Ball Beamer]]: Ball Beamer (Why wouldn't I leave this untouched? It's too good.)
*[[Jump Guarder]]: Sentry Garage (Yeah, it's an Encyclopedia name.)
*[[Sentry Beam]]: Mobile Sentry Beamer
*[[Jellyfish (Super Mario Galaxy)|Jellyfish]]: Mega Jammyfish
*[[Petapeta]]: Starbag
*[[Tweester (Super Mario Galaxy)]]: Mini Tweester
*[[Mini Wanwan]]: Chomp Pup (From the SMG2 Prima guide)
*[[Banekiti]]: Spring Ball
*[[Torpedo Hasshadai]]: Torpedo Ted Launch Pad
*[[Search Torpedo Hasshadai]]: Targeting Ted Launch Pad
*[[Dragoneel (purple)]]: Dragolamprey
*[[Skeletal Fish Guard]]: Skeletal Fish Guard
*[[Octopus]]: Kaliente
*[[Micro Mecha-Bowser]]: Mecha-Koopa
*[[Thorny flower]]: Needle Plant
*[[Giant prickly plant]]: Mega Needle Plant
*[[Burner Heihō]]: Barbecue Guy
*[[Sensuikan Heihō]]: Submarine Guy
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Revision as of 15:06, June 10, 2019
StarFacts: Jammyfish are certainly shocking! (ba-dum TSSSH) There's more where that came from!
Praise for the Sentry Garage: It's an immobile Spring Topman with attack drones. One Spring Topman in the Dreadnought Galaxy releases a Topmini when stunned, adding to the comparison.
Ball Beamer Says: WATERMELON
Sentry Sherms: MAXIMUM ULTIMATE OVERDRIVE SUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA ZETA ULTRA SENTRY-ING
4,062 edits and counting! When it hits 1700, I'll make a commemorative userbox!
Hello, I'm TheDarkStar.[1] I joinedthe wiki[2] on February 10, 2019. I usually put my quotes here before putting them on MarioWiki:BJAODN or anywhere else. If you need help with something, please ask me on my talk page.[3]File:DtDD!.oga
This user has been known to steal user boxes without permission. In fact, they stole this one from someone that stole this one from someone who stole this one from someone that stole this one from the personage who made it, and they didn't even ask!
Beef? I am lacking in beef. This user is beefless. Heh... Heavy...
I am Paper Kamek and now there are two of me!
Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!
In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!
I HAVE RANDOM!
This user has been thinking... Cackletta was a main antagonist. Fawful was a minion of Cackletta. Cackletta was killed. Fawful returned as a main antagonist. Midbus is a minion of Fawful. Fawful was killed... Nope, not happening!
This user thinks Midblizzard is a better name than Blizzard Midbus
This user doesn't see what the big deal about Poochy is. (Though he is rather cute...)
This user thinks it's time for some burnage!
This user thought Super Dimentio was a pushover.
TheDarkStar sings a song of bad!♪ MarioWiki is so sad!♪ All of it is for this user!♪ And the...rhyme...with that!♪
This user hates, hates, HATES Merlee's Basement! The game should give you more than one minute before Mimi the Annoying teleports in!
This user has been thinking... First, Fawful appeared as a co-main antagonist. Second, Fawful made a small appearance. Third, Fawful became a main antagonist. Antasma first appeared as a co-main antagonist, then made a small appearance... Could Antasma the Bat King return?!
This user wants the Bowser Mobile to appear again.
Project C.A.R.P. (Cool Acronyms are Required for Proposals)
It has come to my attention that proposals on this wiki are often mind-meltingly boring. Studies have shown that boringness of wiki-related issues causes 149% of dolphins to pass out and forget to come up for oxygen. Obviously, this environmental issue must be dealt with immediately. Think of the paperwork all of those dead dolphins create! I propose that Project C.A.R.P. be put into immediate use. This emergency action will require all proposals to have cool acronyms for titles. What qualifies as "cool" will be decided by the C.O.O.L. (Crew Of Optimal L-power), led by me, the K.I.N.G. (Kommanding Instigator of Neural Greatness) of C.O.O.L. It is a well-known fact that 50% of our workforce consists of dolphins, so we should really do whatever we can to keep the wiki interesting for them. My hope is for Project C.A.R.P. to be a spearhead for many new projects (such as a Pie Button, a Waffle Switch, an operation that places the world under the complete control of Poochy, the basics) that will greatly improve the moral of the dolphins and the lemurs (which cover another 40% of the workforce).
Proposer: Ultimate Mr. L (talk)
Deadline: A.P.R.I.L. 14, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in Amazing Pie-Related Innovations by Mr. L)
(This proposal wasn't a serious proposal, and therefore can't be archived on MarioWiki:BJAODN/Proposals, but I kept it, adding alt-text to make it even better! Here ya go!-TheDarkStar)
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