User:Mario

"Fufufufufufufufufufufufufu..." - Me The first Nintendo game I remember playing was Super Smash Bros 64. I'm not sure when I discovered MarioWiki, but I browsed in it for information for a long time before signing up, so I'm a bit familiar with this site. I don't know how to make animated images. I'm a Mario addict. I just can't stop talking about it. BabyLuigiOnFire (talk) is my twin sister. Don't believe me? GET OUT OF HERE. Just kidding. Want to know where I live? Okay. I live in Earth. Now don't ask me any more personal questions. Fufufufufufufu Wario Torture File:Mariokartwii.warioart.jpg Wario's last smiling moment before he gets hit by a star or bullet bill. I don't like Wario too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with BabyLuigiOnFire (talk)) in Mario Kart Wii by using stars and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last! Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame Piranha's Pursuit and got gobbled up in Tug o' War in Mario Party. He loses badly by 40 stars in Mario Party 6 in Faire Square. He gets hit by a truck and a train in Mario Kart 64. He gets lapped in Mario Kart: Super Circuit. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only. File:WarioGoodQual.PNG Wipe that grin off your face, Wario!. You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario. In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture. Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in: Mario Kart 64 Mario Party Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Mario Party 4 Mario Party 5 Mario Party 6 Mario Party 7 Mario Power Tennis Mario Superstar Baseball Mario Smash Football Mario Kart Wii Mario Party 8 Mario Strikers Charged Football Mario Super Sluggers Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario Kart Super Circuit Mario Hoops 3-on-3 Mario Kart DS Mario Party DS Super Mario 64 DS That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow! Anyway, here's what I think of Wario. I don't mean to offend ANYbody who likes Wario. But who likes this glob of smelly fat? Oops! Sorry! Wario is very smelly. He makes skunks gag and run away just by walking to them. Heck, he doesn't need to be close to them. He can be 3000 miles away and the skunks can still smell him. Does anyone know that birds can't smell (with the exception of vultures and kiwi birds)? Well, Wario smells so strong, the birds can smell it and they fly away. Hey, I like birds! Wario is ugly. Do you think a person with pointy ears and shoes, a pink nose, a permanent grin, a Warioish voice, and an extremely fat body to be pretty? Then you live in opposite land. Wario is so ugly, he can destroy a planet JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. Luckily, he's in the Mario world, so don't fear Wario's looks that could destroy our planet. Wario is greedy. A penny in the deep sea surrounded by sharks? Wario would go for it. Would you? Probably not. Unless you like the pressure and the sharks and the sake of your life for just a PENNY. Wario is selfish. Ask him to loan you money? No way. Does he share his wealth? No. Does he care about you? Wait. This is a toughie...... no. Wario is so fat that even if a car hit him, it would bounce off the other direction and crash into a wall. I've seen this myself (I live in the Mushroom World). Where's Wario's heart and brain? Well, I think it's not there. His muscle and pink thingy are made of his fat. I think Wario's teeth are not teeth either. I think Mona, 9-volt, and all the rest of the WarioWare employees don't like Wario. Why did Wario fail the driving test? Because he drove the instructor up the wall!! Here's how Wario's digestive system works: Wario chomps you down his mouth. You fall through his esophagus. What's next? The stomach? Wrong. It's a super massive black hole! No wonder why you never see Wario go to the restroom. Kirby also has a super massive black hole in his belly, but that's a different story. Wario is NOT portrayed by Charles Martinet! If he was, Wario won't be Wario! Wario won a Best Singer Award for his own butt. Everyone died while giving this undeserved award. Wario killed himself while looking at a mirror. Wario never got born (despite BabyLuigiOnFire's claims). He got spawned out of a dank dark pit. Fufufufufufufufufu... Wario. It's like the only guy I talk about here. Well, for the most part, you're WRONG. You know, I talk about other things here that isn't Wario. Like that fatso with the purple overalls, the pink nose, the pointy ears, the creepy grin, oh wait, you think I'm talking about WARIO!???? Geez! This guy isn't obviously Wario! You see, his nose is a tad bit pinker than Wario's nose! Ha! This just proves that I'm not talking about Wario! Hahahahahaha! Oh fine then... I'm talking about Wario. Sheesh. Happy now? Anyway, I think you're wondering now what the heck happened to the color of this text. Some new people here might think it's a glitch. But IT'S NOT!! It's just that Wario hijacked this area of the wiki! Can't you believe it! Me too! Darn you Wario! What is up with your puny little mind made up with your fat??? Anyway, please enjoy your stay here. We are not responsible for your lost properties or your loved ones. Batteries not included. Thank you. *laughs like a maniac* Okay, that was weird. And in case you were wondering, the people in Super Mario Wiki in the help section, in the article section, and in the "No you's" section, they spelled sentence wrong! Maybe it's not sentence. But is it some secret Super Mario Wiki language? Guys, what does sentance mean? Yeah, I know all of this stuff is pure random. I don't think the wiki even allows random stuff, do they? Opinions List These are opinions. They are things that can't be proven true or false. If you don't agree on some(or all) on my opinions, okay! No one has to be exactly like me (imagine an MarioWiki with only LeftyGreenMario. THAT would be creepy.) I like the idea of featured images. I don't like the gallery idea. I hate Yoshi as much as Wario, but torturing him isn't funny. I like Daisy's voice Super Mario Galaxy is my most favorite game. I hate Slingpod Galaxy the most in Super Mario Galaxy. I love the music in Super Mario Galaxy I don't like Sonic I like the babies. I don't like Bowser (but I don't HATE him!) I think Nintendo should lay off games like Wii Sports Resort, Wii Fit, Wii Music, and Wii Whatever and make more Mario sport spinoffs. Why? Because the Mario games have more depth than those cheap Wii Sports games. Yellow is my favorite color (don't get started by talking about Wario or why I wear green). I like a lot of foods. I like birds. I think Yoshi is a messed up frog with a tail instead of a dinosaur. I like the Super Mario World Yoshi better. I like Waluigi. I like jazz. Mario Party 5 is my most favorite Mario Party (I haven't played the first 3 a lot.) Mario Charged Football (I think) is my most favorite Mario sport. I love electric fences in the Mario soccer games. I don't like Pianta. I don't like spiders. I like Mario Power Tennis's opening. I think I have too much opinions and dislike too much characters. New Super Mario Bros. Wii is such a great game! However, BabyLuigiOnFire and I 100% the game in a few days (I mean by collecting ALL star coins). Blame most of this on the bubble spam. The Biggest Wall of Text Ever I'm serious. This IS the biggest wall of text I have ever created. This block of text has completely NO PUNCTUATION AT ALL. Not even periods. Or capitalization. Ever. Warning! Don't read this story if you don't want to destroy your eyes. If your eyes are bleeding, just don't say I didn't warn you, okay? one day mario was walking he was fat he ate too much pasta thats what i think anyways he was walking he was talking everyone says he is too fat to be a hero mario was offended by this so he said well ill show you and did nothing because there was no princess to be kidnapped so mario got angry and he said well ill kidnap the princess so he did bowser was confused why his nemesis kidnapped something he should kidnap and questioned mario why did you kidnap the princess shouldnt i mario said that he wanted to be a hero so he could kidnap the princess and rescue so people wont call him fat and useles bowser thought mario had a point so he allowed mario to kidnap the princess luigi wondered why the princess was kidnapped again so he didnt bother trying to rescue mario rescued the princess although thats ironic because he stole the princess and he rescued so thats ironic the princess slapped mario because he stole her and then rescued her and that makes no sense people are now respecting mario because he saved the princess not to mention also stole her luigi now knew that mario stole the princess and pointed out that stealing the princess is illegal and doing that is bad mario said he doesnt care luigi is sensitive to this remark so he said quietly follow me since mario is too fat and gullible and followed luigi to a anger slip your kneck in this noose he said mario stood on a chair and had a noose around his neck luigi kicked the chair nothing happened thats because mario is a superhuman and he cant die so mario got angry and took luigi by the arm and threw him into a caged box and threw the box into the ocean and that was the end of luigi meanwhile bowser wanted mario to steal the princess so he could marry her but when mario heard this he rejected this offer and bowser got angry bowser chopped off marios butt and displayed it over the fireplace while mario has to suffer without his butt marios intestines cloggged up and exploded and that was the end of mario but mario cant die so he is tortured eternally unless he went to a doctor but hes too stupid and fat mario said bowser youll pay for this and mario spat out his digested bits from his intestines bowsers appetite was lost eternally and mario thought he should get a new butt so he was going to the store to buy a butt and one day mario was walking and he already got a new butt he saw samus hoooooo it said what i dont understand mario said samus continued to hooooo itself up but mario was too stupid and fat to understand so he kidnapped the robot but im not a robot samus was about to say but it just hooooo itself up again so there was really no point in doing that so samus got kidnapped by mario but that is strange because mario is supposed to rescue people not kidnap robots anyways mario took it samus to a disco dance hoooo it said it actually wanted to dance so mario pushed it inside the disco dance samus couldnt help but it started dancing look how much it enjoyed it so when mario took samus out the robot cried so much that it flooded its varia suit but its strange because robots cant have emotion nor cry but hey how come a tin thing cry after it stomped on a bug thats pathetic mario made fun of samus i mean seriously do people call you a she youre supposed to be an it also youre fat laughed mario samus got pissed off so it charged a beam at mario and shot it at mario what happened next mario cant die so he just laughed and shrugged the beam off samuss heart melted although actual hearts dont melt and robots like it dont have hearts then mario said when he was young his parents crumpled on the floor mario was helpless that time but he watched his parents slowly die then they were gone gone forever the people that gave his existence and loved him the last words his parents said to him is i love you after samus heard that story it cried and forgave mario for shooting that beam its okay said mario but robots like you shouldnt cry or forgive samus ignored that last statement soon mario and samus the robot met wario a stinking repulsive guy mario said this guy is his cousin and his childhood friend and samus was suprised how can this guy be related to mario samus tried to talk but out came a hooooo wario made fun of it and mocked its hoooo samus got angry but its impossible how can robots get angry mario grabbed wario and said dont make fun of my new friend wario said okay but i wanna see whats inside that robot mario exclaimed are you stupid samus is just a special robot and it doesnt have anything that interests you so please go away no whined wario stop your whining shouted mario but i cant help whining whined wario samus was sick of wario so it grabbed him with a laser whip and threw him all the way to pluto and the rest of warios life is spent frozen on pluto sadly warioware has broken down after warios good friends are shouting hello hello wario where are you wario but mario doesnt find that tragic but just imagine your best friend lost into heaven i cant bear it unfortunately wario deserves this mario and samus walked into a phone booth so mario can call luigi samus tried to talk but it went hoooooo instead mario laughed and said dont be silly im going to call luigi but no answer came out although mario was fat and stupid he realized he left his bro into the ocean and he cant imagine someone so fragile and young could stand the pressure of the ocean mario thought luigi was crushed by the immense pressure since when did you get so smart samus was supposed to say but out came a hoooooooo mario laughed and giggled at this samus got embarassed but robots dont get embarassed so whats the point mario and samus walked to marios home well i can use you as a replacement for luigi said mario samus nodded but the problem is robots cant be brothers especially replacement ones and people thought it was a girl so how can i be considered male whats the point robots cant have feelings or anything thats the sad truth about robots they cant do anything right here we continue we see mario and samus the robot in marios house sitting down on chairs i wish i hadnt been so cruel to luigi mario said but hes too fat and stupid to try to at least get luigis body back samus got a good idea but thats viturally impossible because robots cant come up with good ideas let alone bad ones too but anyways it said mario if you cant die then maybe luigi cant die either because you guys are twins but mario is too fat and stupid to understand what the robot is talking about there are no such thing as twins said mario if clones dont exist then twins dont exist luigi is just a mere brother samus facepalmed at this but robots cant facepalm samus was about to talk but out came out a hoooooo and it was embarassed by this but robots cant be embarassed samus took mario by the arm and led him into the place mario threw the box into the ocean but robots must have gps before they can do this sort of stuff mario peered down well i guess ill have to resuce luigi since im too fat and stupid to not to do it samus said that mario is really fat and useless mario got angry and said well ill show you ill rescue my bro that i threw into the ocean without any further speaking mario dived into the ocean with a shrug robots dont shrug samus activated its gravity suit and dived in after mario samus swam after mario hoooo it cried but mario was too fat and stupid to not ignore it then suddenly a shark attacked the robot the shark could not harm it since samus was a robot and robots dont feel pain but the shark ripped the suit and what was inside this suit a woman actually a robot in a woman disguise but you know what i mean mario was attracted by the robot you look beautiful and hot mario said but he was too fat and stupid to realize the woman was just a mere robot friend the same one mario had kidnapped and took to the disco and told stories and made fun of it and invited it to his house samus thanked mario but robots cant be grateful the two dived deeper until they saw a cage look mario shouted i see luigi arrrrgggggh screamed luigi youll pay for this for fat and stupid moron and luigi tried to electrocute mario but mario cant die and nothing happened mario got infuriated but the robot took over and said let me handle this you fat and stupid but silly human samus unlocked the cage door and robots can unlock anything if they please to and luigi swam out he swam and swam he swam like he never swam before samus and mario swam after luigi to the surface they saw luigi luigi gasped for air oh my gosh you pretty lady thank you im so grateful you deserve something special luigi swerved angrily at the fat and stupid red plumber dont do that next time warned luigi or ill rip your butt out and display it in the rulers office mario looked worried if that happened people would think he is useless forever mario didnt want that to happen so never did he torture luigi again since luigi held his promise hooooo said samus luigi got confused why does this pretty lady sound like a robot mario said that this lady is actually a robot in disguise but still kind and helpful mario is too stupid and fat to realize that the robot can get its suit back luigi was shocked but he didnt say anything the three swam back to the shore no what asked mario ah i know mario led luigi and samus to movie theater what shall we watch asked mario lets watch this movie said luigi mario saw the movie he thought it was the girliest and dorkiest movies he has ever saw pullleasse luigi pleaded fine then said samus but robots can make decisions quickly like that so they watched the movie mario fell asleep for half the movie luigi couldnt hear anything because of marios snoring so it remained like that for the rest of the movie samus wondered when its going to get its suit back samus rushed quietly outside and bashed on a smash ball it used it and got its varia suit back samus smiled but robots dont smile and walked back inside to find out the movie had finished luigi said that was the best movie that he ever saw while mario just awokened from his sleeping spell although no one casted a spell on him mario was too fat and stupid to do anything but to say lets go back to my house and rest although it is not night yet mario wondered what happened to the lady but he recognized the robot he wondered how did the lady get the suit back but he was too fat and stupid to ponder such questions mario saw luigi walking behind him then he realized that this is the person that threatened him to chop his butt off mario remembered that his old butt was hung up on the fire place that was owned to boswer mario had a lightbulb go off lets go to bowsers house mario said all of a sudden why samus asked but robots dont ask questions luigi remembered your butt got chopped off he said we need to retrieve your old butt again the three went to bowsers house they saw food stacked outside whats happening asked mario but he was too fat and stupid to realize that marios intestines exploded and mario spat out the bits that were digested from his intestines so bowser lost his appetite forever how can he get his food samus explained its simple you just have to connect a tube to his stomach and what passes in the tube are the vital nutrients you need to survive you dont need to eat then why dont everyone have one mario asked samus was about to reply but out came a hooooooo thats funny luigi said and the robot got embarrassed but robots dont get embarrassed mario crept inside the house and saw his butt on top of the fireplace mario swiped his butt trophy off the fireplace now what asked mario luigi smirked he chopped off marios current butt and added his old butt back yay shouted mario i have my old butt back im so glad but you are still useless and fat and stupid everyone said to him grrrrrrr growled mario ill show you im going to be a famous hero one day youll see samus and luigi shrugged and stole glances at each other fat and stupid plumbers cant be famous heroes its put in stone today mario just woke up and had a great day it was samuss birthday although robots dont have birthdays but here it goes mario is thinking of a present to give to samus luigi he asked what present would suit samus any present thats not bad will suit samus replied luigi oohhh but be more specific but luigi cant be more specific since mario is too fat and stupid to understand oh well ill get a rock mario said thats not a sensible gift said luigi yes it is said mario samus can only wonder what to do with this thing composed of minerals wait since when you got smart asked luigi but mario is too fat and stupid to understand oh well ill just have to go to samuss house but robots dont have houses mario strode to samuss house samus tried to say hi there mario but out came a hooooo mario laughed heres a present said mario samus got suprised it went hoooo angrily she was actually going to say out of all things in my birthday you have to give me a mere and uesless rock mario collapsed and looked up at samus all frightend samus bellowed hooooo and mario ran away but mario is too fat to run fast in a flash samus grabbed mario with its beam and shook him angrily im going to let out a beam thatll freeze you for years it snapped you better give me a good present or ill shoot you with that beam mario shivered and samus loosened its grip mario fell on the ground yes ill give you something useful mario said nervously and mario walked away so luigi asked did samus rejected it yes but it doesnt know the true values of rock it took millions and millions of years to form that material doesnt matter luigi groaned they are still common mario unleashed his fury and got a knife luigi yelped what are you going to do with it luigi screamed mario brought the knife slashing into the rock luigi let out a sigh with relief who in this planet would cut this rock luigi scolded mario was too fat and stupid not to slash the rock so he couldnt understand but luigi saw something glimmering on the rock that was cut on half look inside whispered luigi happily duh its just a bunch of crystals purple mixed in with orange red green yellow and blue crystals are rare luigi said excitedly and this is no rock its a geode a very beautiful geode use this as a gift to samus luigi said mario said why she rejected it just do it luigi shouted mario rushed with the geode in his hand he gave it to samus that is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen where did you get that said samus i dont know muttered mario its that same rock i gave to you before oh mario samus said i forgive you of that threat i really do but robots cant forgive so really this is just a fantasy anyways do you have any more gifts mario looked shocked i dont have anymore dont freeze me of course i wont samus was about to say but out came a hoooooo mario laughed and walked backwards out of samuss house mario ran to peachs castle there he saw kirby with a cake mario saw kirby walk away this is my chance he thought mario rushed in and took kirbys cake easy said mario but he was too fat and stupid to realize that if kirby has his cake stolen hell unleash real chaos in this world until he gets his cake back mario rushed to samus heres the cake mario said samus thanked mario but robots cant thank mario come inside my house samus said gleefully luigi picked up an uncomfortable sensation luigi walked nervously to samuss house to celebrate samuss birthday meanwhile when kirby was about to pick up his fork he saw that his cake disappeared one day a samus took a leisurely stroll in the icy phendrana drifts its not the best place for a stroll if you ask me the robot has little to no idea that it is basically a continuation of the story of a robot samus and a fat man mario and no punctucation at all people reading this would probably hate reading this and whine about it and complain that this would be the tallest wall of words but i hope you can stand it and keep your sanity levels to a minimun low as you see a the robot disabled all of my punctuation keys so bear with me please anyway the robot was taking a stroll until it bumped into an icicle the block of ice had something incased in it hoooooo shouted the robot and it switched to its flamethrower and melted the ice block the robot realized that mario was incased in the block geez said the fat man it was freezing in here and i just froze thank you for saving me uh robot woman the robot was offended because it wasnt a robot its a woman but robots dont get offended and this orange thing is definitely a robot the robot said whatever but robots dont have atitude mario said that phendrana drifts is the number one manufacterer of ice cream and samus said wut and no way but robots dont get shocked its true mario said and he showed samus the pirates base samus was shocked the dark and smelly base was transformed into a cheery and colorful ice cream shop i got ice cream there said mario and i bought one just for you mario gave samus the ice cream it was a delicious rust flavored ice cream with machine nuts and bolts scattered on it samus enjoyed it a lot but robots dont eat OR enjoy things oh well mario and samus jumped over some icicles floating on water ice has less density than water so thats why they float and the two reached a purple door the fatso tried all of his might to open the door but alas the purple thing didnt move a bit let me try said samus the orange robot flicked to its wave beam and shot at the door the door opened how did you do this mario asked samus said the players guide oh obviously mario changed the subject why were you on phen drifts well i had stuff to accomplish mario piped up is the frozen sheegoth over there your work oh yes replied the robot that blue thing with icicles on its back was a monster because it is one mario pointed out oh mario followed samus onto a peculiar looking elevator which is shaped like a disk when they were finally on board samus touched the orange thing and the elevator shout down into darkness yipes screamed mario he had never witnessed an elevator so fast the elevator ride took about a few seconds when it was over samus and mario stepped down and walked towards the door the area around the elevator wasnt so icy anymore it had more of a forest feel samus opened the door with a simple power beam and the two stumbled outside into a foggy and rainy, but grassy world mario was awed ive been through here he said what is this place called samus sighed but robots dont sigh and said this place is called tallon overworld tallon overworld he asked well tallon overworld what a fitting name mario was distracted by a mushroom oh boy a mushroom i need to power up dont samus screamed and it shot at the shroom while dragging mario away the shroom bursted into poisonous gas awww moaned mario why didn't let me eat that thats not your type of shroom mario samus said those things can drain your hp with their vicious poison oh tread carefully said samus you dont want to step on these spiky things where said mario samus pointed at the ground and shot a spiky thing to pieces this place is weird said mario samus replied with a hoooooooo mario picked up something look he shouted what is this purple glowing ball that is for restoring my health but it dont need but its so pretty hooooo screamed samus a space pirate swooped down almost picking up mario who is this fat stubby man asked the pirate the robot shot a missle at the pirate but the pirate dodged it dude said the pirate i just want to give ya free ice cream really asked mario this is one strange place said mario i just feel out of place here the space pirate said if you see any of us roaming here dont shoot us we just want to give you ice cream sheesh the pirate flew away leaving mario and samus behind hooooo said the robot you know space pirates usually attack me i told you said mario phendrana drifts is the best place for selling ice cream the pirates probably thought selling ice cream is more profitable than hunting you samus was confused but robots cant get confused but the pirates dont hunt me for business they just hunt me because im there or something like that ok im stumped groaned mario anyway where do you want to go mario hoooo asked samus but robots dont ask questions well what are the options chozo ruins phazon mines magmoor caverns and uh thats about it i want to go to chozo ruins because its listed first chozo ruins it is then why are we even here samus well this place is fun to exlpore yeah im so glad you rescued me anyway chozo ruins is that way as mario and samus were walking to the entrance to the elevator to chozo ruins two bug things sprouted out of the ground and began charging at samus yikes screamed mario and mario shot his fire at the two bugs the bugs were defeated in one hit as their remains are being burnt mario asked samus what are those things those things are called charge bugs youll find a lot of them in chozo ruins there is a big one though and it has undestructible armor the only way to kill it is to attack its blood red abdomen that sounds scary shivered mario hoooooo said the robot the two advanced to chozo ruins mario had to endure another elevator ride but this one was going up it doesnt matter what direction its going mario screamed at the narrator it is just as scary hooooo said the robot as it was trying to calm mario but genderless womanlooking orange robots do not calm down fat overweight 5 feet tall plumbers with a mustache the ride was at the end after mario calmed down the two stepped outside mario saw a desolate ruins covered in sand and getting sunburned by the sun four bugs dug out and charged but they were easily defeated by marios fires of uh fury no too generic lets say freakyness yeah that fits the two advanced into the ruins mario got confronted by an angry bee and almost got stung if it werent for the robot but robots dont save fat men from being stung no way samus then fired a missle at the hive the hive busted into pieces and fell down onto the sandy floor what was that asked mario just bees the robot said but it thought it was something more dangerous than that but robots dont think at all they are just progammed to do things maybe samus is a special robots anyway mario and samus advance into an entrance, with mario following samus so shouldnt the order be samus and mario im such a fat man said mario no one can be fat and clean at the same time like me im a robot in which everyone thinks im a some girl or chick but there is something wrong with them i look nothing like a girl or a baby bird but what you said mario is completely random i know because im so fat seriously mario but robots cant be serious why do you brag so much about your fatness i thought being fat is a bad thing well it isnt for me peach still finds me attractive no matter how fat i am yeah marionette look where you are going hey dont call me that but mario didnt finish his sentence as he fell into poison water samus used its grapple hook and pulled mario out of there you could have gotten yourself killed mario now heres a red ball thing wow its just like the purple ball except its red yeah eat it but im no robot like you just eat it darn you okay okay i will mario ate it he found it particulary delicious mario felt strong again lets just advance to this door after these shrooms are destroyed wow mushrooms grow here too wow im suprised samus sighed but like i said robots dont and shouldnt sigh robots have feeling but every rule has an exception samus is probably one the next room was dark this is creepy mario said then a ghost appeared watch out screamed samus as it pushed mario headfirst into the water mario there were so many ghosts in here samus will not get mario hurt but heavily armed hot sexy robots dont protect overweight fat stubby men this is the only rule with no exception samus shot all of the ghosts down the room lit up and the robot searched for the incredibly short plumber robots CAN search for things though and they can do this very well samus leashed its grapple hook and seized mario out of the water why did you push me into the water mario moaned i almost drowned you were about to get slashed by ghosts hooooooooo mario shook himself hoooo said samus will you shut up i cant help it i do it regulary what a lame excuse no seriously hey robots cant be serious well youre right about that one ha mario wins stop speaking in third person okay fine samus and mario continued their walk until mario started itching okay now what hooooooo i dont know but im itching like heck samus noticed the problem the plants underneath samus and mario was making mario itch it shot those plants and mario didnt itch anymore what the heck how come you didnt itch my suit simply darn it i wish i had a suit like you well too bad hoooooo samus just hooood itself up mario and samus continued walking for hours well this is tiring said mario oh come on hoooooo said samus we almost reached the boss really mario lit up finally for some action mario and samus came across a narrow and low opening samus morph balled through it mario had to squeeze though it with some difficulty since hes so fat be he managed to get through you know said mario there is this great thing called crawling well morph ball is better fir me i do not want to scratch my robot armor well you got a point here now lets go through this opening and confront the boss oh boy im so excited mario smiled with excitement as he rubbed his hands together samus shot open the door and the two walked through okay wheres the monster mario said the monster is some sort of bug flower it will come any moment the two waited for 30 minutes wait a minute something isnt right about here samus inspected the water it was a healthy blue wait a minute i think i defeated the boss oh groaned mario with disappointment hey im disappointed too i wish i had a boss like you mario so he could fight me over and over again hooooo samus bellowed out a giant hooooooooooooooooooo okay you just damaged my eardrums what was that for samus blushed but robots absolutely dont blush that was my ship call you dont want to walk all the way back do you oh boy no frowned mario my fat legs are broken why cant you let a fat man like me rest samus hoooooed and said it was its ship call yeah right said mario now a fat man like me has to walk all the way back suddenly and orange ship flew low near samus and mario here we are hop on yes shouted mario and he leaped in joy samus went in first as mario leaped in second they flew away the most unfortunate discovery mario made in the ship is that the interior of the ship is a shower stall for samus to restore its energy so mario got drenched all the way mario probably didnt want to know that shower stalls also existed across chozo ruins phendrana drifts and tallon overworl although players might read them as save stations mario and samus flew all the way back to mushroom planet for peace and relaxation but really there is no difference between there and the land they just visted at least just for samus because mario is a flesh and blood overweight man while samus is a genderless robot when the fat man and samus arrived to mushroom world they found it all destroyed what happened to my planet mario sobbed but he was too fat and stupid to realize that 2 stories before mario took kirbys cake and everyone knows if kirbys cake is gone destruction and chaos and death might result so much for a cute little puffball samus realized a sign it said kirby was here it pointed to the sign but mario was too fat and stupid to look at the sign wheres luigi mario asked samus well you fat and overweight guy youll have to look for him okay said mario but dont call me overweight i prefer obese you really are proud of your weight arent you said samus yeah isnt this a bummer that i placed second on the overall fatness contest that darn wario placed first mario curled his hand into a fist that wario will pay samus said hooooooooooo and pointed its gun at a miserable green ugly blob that just happened to crawl to marios feet dont shoot shouted fatty why asked samus but robots dont inquire they just program and take orders you see mario winced this miserable green ugly blob is not just any blob its a very ugly miserable green slob of blob the blob cried its ugly tears out cant you see its ugly words whispered im baby luigi baby luigi samus asked all shocked yep wait a minute are you the baby version of luigi yep mario i cant handle all of this paradox of course robots cant sorry samus apologized mario but mushroom kingdom has many paradoxes here example this sentence is false oh shut up said samus fortunately mario was too fat and stupid to know any more paradoxes and robots simply dont understand anything muahaha were going off topic the miserable green blotch said in its ever ugly voice hey boob said mario what happened to this place kirby got his cake stolen ugly boy moaned and im in grief that the narrator cant use my real name fine then i knew it said samus but robots dont know anything do you know where luigi went asked mario since mario was too fat and stupid to look for him oh luigi i dont know where he went said ugly baby luigi since baby luigi was way too ugly to exactly know where luigi had went in fact asked samus what happened to everyone on this planet who knows said baby luigi maybe you guys and i are the only survivors on this planet maybe the luigi and others are somewhere else but right now this is a desolate and lonely world the wind blowed on the rubble and the cracked trees rustled for a moment everything was deathly quiet the leaves blew by and the atmosphere of desolateness is that even a word grew intenser i dont like it here shivered the ugly baby luigi maybe i should go with you mario laughed very hard you ugly boy coming with us this is the best joke ever hahaha it is obvious that mario is too fat and stupid to realize baby luigi needs real help no matter how ugly he is you see an abandoned kitten it looks destroyed where the face is but the cat is still very kindhearted what would you do with it you would take it home and make it live a better life same goes for the incredibly ugly baby luigi but mario is too fat and stupid to realize this samus used a laser whip and hit mario on the head mario was shocked for a while what was that for the almost obese man whined we got to help this baby no matter how ugly he is but robots cant be this kind baby luigi looked please mario and baby luigi followed samus to the samuship sadly baby luigi doesnt know anything about the built in shower for the ship samus must save anyway so the showers operate mario and baby luigi get rinsed with shower water until the ship actually stops baby luigi cries like heck samus was thrown off guard and steered into a wandering asteroid the ship got hit and went tumbling off into a planet little did they know it was kirbys planet the next thing mario knew he was staring right into the face of a kirby mario was startled but he was too fat and stupid to realize this kirby is a yellow kirby hi there said the yellow kirby mario is fat aaaahhh screamed mario dont hurt me i didnt steal your cake whats wrong with you asked the yellow kirby i didnt dooooo iiiiiit waaaaah the yellow kirby rolled her eyes stop complaining will you im not that maniacal pink kirby who just sits there and hyperventilates all day sheesh what does hyper whatever means anyway asked mario obviously marios fatness and stupidity was showing everyone knows that hyperventilates means breathing quickly like in panic hyperventilating is not good for your health since your pink and warm lungs need that air mario ran around hysterically and then tripped oh samus there you are mario cried mario shook samus what happened to you cried mario mario shook samus but mario is too fat and stupid to realize that samus is a robot and robots always have an on button the yellow kirby strolled over to samus and pushed the power button samus turned on again hooooooooooooooooooo asked samus uhh where am i it drawled hey samus said mario we crash landed on this weird place full of kirbys this place isnt weird protested the yellow kirby who are hoooooo you asked samus why im keeby said the yellow kirby oh nice to meet you keeby said samus but robots dont greet yellow puffballs wheres that miserable ugly sack of green shouted mario mario looked around frantically but he saw no sign of the miserable green sack baby luigi mario cried fortunately mario was too fat and stupid to realize that baby luigi is behind that bush over there and i hate describing things just think of things yourself sheesh keeby rushed over and shook baby luigi until the ugly bones of his rattled nothing baby luigi screamed mario nothing hoooooooooooo boomed samus nothing mario thought of something he took a piece of cheese out hahaha laughed samus but robots dont laugh what does that cheese do youll see muttered mario he rubbed the cheese on baby luigis nose baby luigi then lay awake like an ugly doll and then let out an ugly sneeze oh boy cheese baby luigi chimed like an ugly baby baby luigi devoured the cheese in 1 gulp are you okay asked mario yeah i am but mario was too fat and stupid to realize that something pink is running over the horizon oh no gasped keeby its kirby the pink one samus asked yes the robot is afraid but robots dont get scared they are just cold hunks of metal hey screamed kirby what are you doin here i thought i wiped out your world keeby said well dont well me keeby kirby shouted someone stole my cake and that person is going to pay for stealing that fluffy mouthwatering goodness what a punk muttered baby luigi unfortunately kirby heard this whom are you calling a punk kirby shouted at the top of his lungs ouch samus said you are hurting my ears but robots dont have ears you can see it clearly doesnt have any ears its just a helmet looking part attached to a metal body well kirby said im going to blow up this universe with this huge bomb until someone that is not a kirby can get me my cake back nooo said keeby you have to do it kirby thinks that the cake is in a nonkirby zone hes been looking for someone to find his cake but everyone chickened out this will be a dangerous mission those who did agree never found the cake if kirby doesnt get the cake within 1 week bam we all die please do baby luigi was freaked out but mario and samus accepted it we have to do it said samus but robots dont have determination but mario was too fat and stupid to realize that this mission will award him samus and baby luigi handsomely they will start it sometime soon one day mario and baby luigi and samus were walking to the space ship mario saw luigi there hey luigi mario said mario you fat and stupid imbecile where were you im right here dont you see me noo luigi said i meant before uh oh yeah i was messing around in samus aran land the robot groaned but robots cant groan its called metriod land said the robot that space ship wont work said luigi why mario snorted because it wont work i think wario used this ship once and now its capoot stop talking german you know capoot is german whatever german is a nice language why would wario ruin our ship samus asked because wario is ugly and he makes mario envious that mario didnt win first place on the fatness contest great mario sighed how are we going to get a space ship now beep beep mario and his friends looked around a bus said mario how the heck did that bus get here there is no driver in that bus the bus has eyes samus observed then its alive mario said ahhhh help save me that bus is haunted look mario samus said robots do not equal zombies they are just nonliving robots just like me but that bus acts so lifelike baby luigi cried so do i the orange robot said in fact i act so lifelike that people think im a girl everyone knows you are not a girl luigi scowled anyone who thinks you are a girl has his her brain drowned in pizza cheese sauce on a frying pan boiled to one thousand six hundred seventy eight degrees celsius its not that hot mario said but mario was too fat and stupid to realize that mario is part fire which means that he cannot burn and he cannot die remember how bowser chopped off marios butt yeah mario cant die the bus saw what i typed and ran over mario mario didnt die he jumped up and got mad and he took out a mallet a huge mallet that black in color and big in size with a possible chance for the first time ever that may possibly completely destroy in the month of February that stalls for time in the end result yay double talk lets continue on oops more double talk dont kill the bus baby luigi cried the bus cant get killed mario said i will only get completely destroyed did you pay attention luigi screamed you double talked again but mario was too fat and stupid to know what the heck double talk is double talk dont repeat the bus saw the mallet and cowered in fear samus hit a lightbulb it took out its scanning device and scanned the bus magic school bus samus gasped but robots dont get surprised wow just what i guessed luigi moaned what the heck is a magic school bus mario asked but he was too fat and stupid to know that the magic school bus is a book slash tv show which involves a crazy old science teacher and her eight kid class plus a loony lizard that goes on wacky field trips aha luigi exclaimed we can use the magic school bus instead of a rocket i dont get it dumb mario said you see luigi said this is a magic emphasis on magic school bus this bus can transform into anything emphasis on anything including a dinosaur pollen ladybug you name it and it had transformed into a spaceship once oo oo can it transform into me mario shouted yeah i guess so luigi stepped into the bus i remember you have the press this button to transform luigi pressed a button the bus whirled like a bus tornado down b special and finally turned into a magic school spaceship huzzah samus shouted with glee but robots dont have emotions hooooooooo it hooed happily baby luigi smiled a little bit lets go into space mario yelled keeby didnt notice what the heck was happening she noticed the ship hey wait up for me keeby screamed as she flew on board of the magic school ship take chances make mistakes and get messy mario shouted oh shut up luigi said only crazy orange haired ladies say this what do we do what do we do what do we do samus moaned is it just me or are we quoting some lines those crazy kids said luigi asked according to my research yes we are keeby chimed i should have stayed home today complained baby luigi in my old school well im not sure if i really attended school samus beeped like a robot okay stop with those weird references luigi snapped but you made a reference mario whined look mario this story is going slower than runny cheese sauce let me steer this ship luigi reached for the steering wheel but before luigi could even touched the crazy infected steering wheel the bus shot off into space yikes screamed samus but robots dont get scared maybe they get programmed to get scared but samus is not programmed at all wheeeee mario screamed wahoooo and so the bus shot off into space mario and his stupid morons are going on a mission but forget collecting those coins that has those creepy heads of that science teacher mario and his morons are in a real mission ride on the magic school bus so they were riding on the magic school bus of death with viewers like you im bored the red fat man screamed ow you are hurting my ears samus moaned but robots do not have ears then find something to do luigi snarled luigis being mean to me mario whined mario then stop whining mario samus said fine i will stop whining the fat man stared he saw he looked he lived he existed he wont die because his incredibly fat popular body of demise is made of immortal tissue immortal tissue what the heck is immortal tissue whatever i guess its just something you blow your nose in anyway mario was bored we knew that already but lets say it again hes bored to death so bored that if being bored could kill you mario would die a horrible death but first mario cant die second we all know boring cant kill mario decided to stare into space which is kind of odd because our idiotic heroes are in space oh look mario shouted look the sky is smiling but when samus looked there was only darkness illuminated by a bunch of stars what are you talking about you fat man samus said i see no smile but robots can never see smiles because they cant smile period samus didnt realize that mario is too fat and stupid for basically anything i dont think anyone except the poor reader who is reading this long story knows how fat and stupid mario is right now its so boring so i feel like making up a new story or perhaps skipping a few scenes but nooo we cant because we will mess up the whole story im sad the bus flew on suddenly zap the bus was struck by invisible lightning no it is not invisible lightning stupid narrator actually it is seemingly invisible lightning coming from a humoungulous spaceship and humoungulous is not even a word muahahahaha hoooo shrieked samus what is that baby luigi screamed too and leaped out of the bus for no apparent reason whatsoever what are you doing you ugly beast mario roared as baby luigi was floating into space i thought the spaceship was a giant cheeseburger baby luigi squealed you are really a moron baby luigi luigi sighed the space ship sighted the ugly beast and guess what happened next it exploded why because of baby luigi baby luigi is so ugly he destroys anything he sees luckily the bus and our other people have ugly proof shields so thats why they didnt explode get back here you creep mario said as he launched a suction beam to baby luigi baby luigi screamed as he got sucked into the bus the bus didnt like ugly cargo though and it blasted baby luigi with a beam that dissolved baby luigi into ashes oh my gosh baby luigi is dead no im not the ugly mound of ashes said lets just leave baby luigi in the cargo said keeby thats a great idea luigi smiled so the ship flew on mario was fat nobody liked him everyone who does are just faking it its hard to spot fakers really no one really likes mario besides mario had a nomination for the fatness pageant he was angry why because he only ranked third overall only yoshi and wario beat him thats just sad samus is a robot hoooooooo who doesnt like killing samus in giant melee anyway it is so easy to kill especially in two point zero damage ratio keeby was angry what is the narrator doing she screamed ah the narrator is going severely offtopic you see luigi said i think he or she or whatever is so bored with the story lets just continue on mario grumbled man i wish i got the first place trophy at the fatness pageant wow mario seems to be the only one on this planet who wants to be fatter than anyone else but too bad he can never top yoshi or wario never ever ever ever and ever hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo samus hooed like a natural robot but it is silly to use idioms for samus because samus is a robot the school bus finally landed on a planet what kind of planet is this keeby wondered yeah if you dont know who keeby is shame on you for not reading the whole story of the fat man and the robot the robot took out its scanning visor and scanned the planet its fat planet samus said according to the map keeby said fat planet is the location for kirbys cake it also has a huge kirby proof shield around it hey keeby if you are a kirby why arent you blocked asked luigi because its for kirby the kirby not kirbys in general oh mario was tired of listening to this garbage he wanted fame and glory and everything im running off mario yelled happily and made a great leap into the atmosphere but he landed in a splat because he was too fat and stupid to realize that jumping is definitely not running away what an idiot mario died because he fell from a great height wait he didnt because he cant die ow said mario what happened you jumped too high you fat moron luigi scowled well im running away again mario leaped into cholesterol hills which was indicated by a sign i dont think this journey will turn out good samus moaned but robots cant feel uneasy or easy they have simply no feelings no matter how much you kick a robot and call it names the contraption will still do as it is told samus is not much different mario kicked it in the butt one time and it felt no different thats more proof samus is a robot and not a girl but please dont call me an idiot samus is a robot if you say how stupid i am then too bad samus is a robot and no one can contradict that fact zero suit samus is just a robot disguised as a lady and if you say how unrobotlike it is then i can say nintendos technology is pretty advanced no one has ever dissected samus before because we all know its a robot now please do not let me discuss about samuss being a robot ever again mario yawned but wait hes gone how do you know the world may never know final luigi stared at the sky he didnt like the feeling of this planet its not scary or anything mario is fat its just that it is probably filled with fat people what will happen to mario will he convert his way into the beings of the fat people also samuss scanning visor told the group that a lot of yoshis live in this planet which is not necessarily a good thing even the bus stirred uncomfortably it decided to follow luigi and the rest just in case things go wrong and if things go wrong well that would mean luigi baby luigi and keeby would get fat why not samus because its a robot everyone know robots dont get fat heck they dont even eat or consume calories mario is already fat but will he die of cardiac arrest that would be his dream but too bad he cant die that sucks to be him anyway mario let out a scream not ice scream but a scream could bowser get his wrath back because of a long time ago when he chopped off marios butt well we dont know next time maybe when i feel like typing stories which wont be a very long time but whatever the next story could be even more extreme offtopic but who knows oh well mario is fat period he is not skinny his bmi is over 0 thats for sure he is overweight but what will happen come in next time yeah i hate commercials too sad face... ("..." is technically punctuation, but this means that the story will continue) Wario Interview Hiya! I'm going to conduct an interview to.... Wario!!! Why is he our lucky guest? I don't know, but he has many mysteries to uncover! Okay, in this interview, Wario is called Wario and I'm called... uh, whatever. Uh, Whatever: Hi, Wario, I'm going to conduct an interview on you. I see your company is a great success. I'm going to ask you about your WarioWare company. Uh, Whatever: What urged you to create this company? Wario: I like money. Uh, Whatever: Mmmmhmmm. Yeah. *laughs* Uh, Whatever: How successful is WarioWare? Wario: I like money. Uh, Whatever: What inspired you to create some microgames? Wario: I like money. Uh, Whatever: Yeah, do you say anything else than "I like money"? Wario: I like money. Uh, Whatever: I'll take that as a no. Uh, Whatever: How much money do you make all together from WarioWare? Wario: Ï like money. Uh, Whatever: Keep your I's correct. Wario: I like money. Uh, Whatever: Yeah. Just like that. Wario: I like money. Uh, Whatever: Is it true that you are weird and your company is weird and all of your employers are weird just like that guy who talked earlier? Wario: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money... Uh, Whatever: Okay, Wario is freaking me out. Maybe I'll end this interview right now. Wario: WAWAITROWAWOIOIAOWIAOWIOOIOIOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Uh Whatever: Eeekkk!! Uh, Whatever is never heard from again. ....... Just kidding! If I weren't here, why would I be typing in right now? (laughs) WARNING! A LARGE USERBOX TOWER COMING STRAIGHT AT YOU This is my incredibly tall userbox tower! More like a userbox cumulonimbus cloud (those are taller than Mount Everest). Don't venture too close to it because even a light wind will topple it over and will flatten you like a pancake of demise (whatever that is). File:MP5CountdownPound.jpg Okay, this image might not represent me, but it's too awesome NOT to place it here. 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File:100px-mushroom.gif This user thinks the Goomba is never going to escape out of this box jail. File:WarioStrikers.JPG This user thinks Wario is scary This user thinks the Mario Matrix is AWESOME! File:BandyAndy.PNG This user has been known to steal user boxes without permission. In fact, she stole this one from someone that stole this one from someone who stole this one from the person who stole it from the personage who made it, and she didn't even ask! This user thinks Master Hand REALLY hate Mario This user thinks Yoshi sucks and is actually flying to Petey Pirahna's mouth hidden at the right. File:Angry Sun.PNG This user hates sunny days, because its like that all the time in California. I HATE SUNSHINE!!! This user would gladly encourage messages on her talk page. This user thinks santa is really DK, and Scooby Doo is DK as well! This user is a Super Mario Wiki contributor. Well, everyone else is too well maybe except those stuuupid vandals. File:Pichu2.jpg This user thinks Pichu should be returned if there is a next Super Smash Bros. game. File:10. Koopa Troopa Card.JPG This user is NOT a Koopa Troopa. File:1. Goomba Card.JPG This user is NOT a Goomba. File:29. Dry Bones Card.JPG This user is ABSOLUTELY NOT a Dry Bones. This user is NOT a Shy Guy EITHER File:Bob-omb TattleLog.jpg This user is NEVER a Bob-omb. This user ain't a Nep-Enut. RAINBLITE Here This user's favorite Slave (Yoshi) color is rainblite (what the heck is that color?). This user's favorite type of Shy Guy is Shy Guy. This user wonders how much is a coin worth in Earth? File:Mario SMB.png This user DOES NOT think Mario looks fat(only a tiny bit). This user's birthday is on Febuary 18.(P.S BabyLuigiOnFire has the same birthday as me.) File:Lava bubble.PNG This user despises flaming This user is probably not made of metal. This User loves Shy Guys! This user gives a big thank Steve for creating the Super Mario Wiki! What shall we do without it or discolored Bowsers!? No really, this is awesome. File:Jrslugguh.PNG This user doesn't like to draw. She LOVES to draw!! . Poll of the Day? This user STILL wonders what the heck happened to poll of the day. This user thinks Bowser need's a new plan (and no, stealing Princess Peach is not a new plan!)!. File:Penguin.png This user thinks a penguin should be playable for once! File:Amethyst.JPG This user likes to steal treasure from Wario. Why do you ask? He doesn't need it. This user thinks Mario is NOT secretly Michael Jackson AT ALL. File:Shadowmarioposter.jpg This user thinkd that person who drew this Mario is a horrible artist. File:TotakekeBanana.gif What the heck is wrong with this Animal Krossing dog!? This user thinks Iggy looks crazy This user feels sympathetic for Mario File:Bowser.gif This user likes to spin in circles! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! This user likes shiny, pretty, spinning stars. This user likes to see Link run. This user likes the old 3D Yoshi. File:Goombaaaahhh.PNG This user likes Goombas!. This user thinks that this is the slowest spin in the world. File:Kazooie.jpg This user didn't realize at some point in her life that Kazooie was a girl. File:Birdo3.jpg This user thinks that Birdo is a girl and NOT a man. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat Toadsworth (with a little spice because Toadsworth is bland and boring!) TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat Sonic TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat Mario who's dressed in green and is left-handed. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat Baby Luigi who accidentally set himself on fire. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat Baby Mario/Blooper hybrid. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat all of the Koopalings. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat Fawful's fury 65 times (and maybe Fawful too). TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a red car from a Pixar film dressed up as Mario. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a Luigi Board. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a Petey Pirahna from outer space. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat Bowser who's holding a Bob-omb. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a dry Luigi. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a knight who speaks third person. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a Toad who lives in a castle. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat Diddy Kong who's dressed up as a king. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a yellow Yoshi. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a pie mushroom. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat seven hundred seventy-seven zeros. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a platitudinous person. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a dark boo. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a gamer 2.1 times. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a zapping fumbler. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a random number. How about 2,257? TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a Yoshi made of paper. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat time (and some people's questions). TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat a Montey Mole/Human hybrid. TThis user thinks the Chain Chomp should eat someone named Timmy. TWHO ELSE SHOULD THE CHAIN CHOMP EAT????. File:Box open.png This user has a lot of userboxes, but NEVER enough to satisfy her needs. File:Kingkrool.jpg This user thinks King K. Rool and Bowser should join forces and take over Donkey Land and Mushroom Kingdom! File:MarioMP8a.PNG This user absolutely hearts Mario. File:Box open.png This user is dying to death in the need of MORE user boxes. This user is sympathetic to Luigi This user thinks Cackletta laughs like a maniac This user LOVES penguins (and thinks they are adorable) File:YellowToad2.png This user likes Yellow Toad! File:BlueToad.png This user likes Blue Toad! File:MarioNSMBWii.PNG This user hearts Mario!! File:LuigiNSMBWii.PNG This user hearts Luigi too!!! File:MarioPropella.png This user would like to use a Propeller Suit File:Toads.jpg This user thinks that Toad is a baby File:Old.jpg Toad is STILL a baby! File:MnW Wario.jpg This user finds it hard to figure out how this obese thing can fly a plane This user finds it hard to figure out how this obese thing can even run. This user thinks Sonic likes Wario more than Mario likes Wario. File:WarioMPDS.jpg This user dislikes Wario. File:DiddyDKJUNGLE.jpg This user likes Diddy Kong! OH! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!! You KLUTZ!! This user likes Daisy. File:WaluigiMP8Official.png This user likes Waluigi!! File:Old.jpg Toad is STILL a baby.... File:Firefox logo.png This user uses Firefox!! Firefox > Internet Explorer! File:Internet Explorer Logo.png This user RARELY uses Internet Explorer File:Facebook Logo.jpg This user says who needs Facebook? File:Facebook Logo.jpg This user DOES NOT have a Facebook account nor will ever make one! And she's proud of it!!! File:My Super Big Space.png This user does NOT have a Myspace Account nor will ever have one. This user thinks Chuck Norris is overrated. File:Obesity Strikes.png This user wants to stop the obesity crisis. File:Revolution.PNG This user thinks the Nintendo Wii is NOT overrated! (actually underrated, I think) This user is wondering how Luigi can live in the shadow of a man who's only half of his size. WARIO This user regularly makes the character, Wario, lose in every game. Pokémon HeartGold! This user doesn't like Gamefreak for releasing pokemon games after Japan's release one millenium later. File:185px-Zerowing.jpg This user is not really sure why this userbox is here. 2 This user has over 2 (duh) edits on the Super Mario Wiki. This user thinks that this image is used way too much File:WARIOLOANDWARIO.PNG This user thinks why does Wario smile all the time? File:Yoshi small.jpg This user thinks Yoshi is a poo-poo butt. This user thinks why is this yellow circle surprised? File:Dictionary.gif This user self-taught herself how to read. File:Bowser333.png This user thinks that this image is the WORST FI IN THE WIKI! File:SMBDX Mario Award.PNG This user just won a Mario award. Go me... File:WarioMPDS.jpg This user thinks Wario is a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a vandel on the Super Mario Wiki in the Mushroom Kingdom. They blocked him and said that Wario's IP is banned forever. They deleted all his userpages (like his user page, his talk page, his contributions, his edit count, his sig, his tests, and etc.). . File:Box open.png This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! . Pictures and Stuff Normal chompattack.jpg This is a Pocket Chomp. Mario>>>>>Sonic We're having fun at Yoshi's Tropical Island!! Formerly called Wario's Battle Canyon. Now it's just Battle Canyon. Ha! Look at Wario! Stuck in Peach's Birthday Cake! Mario's Rainbow Castle. Isn't Wario having a great time? MKDD02.jpg Well, the Babies are blasting off from the cannon... WarioStabbed.jpg Poor blue thing... (I don't know its name!) BrawlMario.jpg Aw, what's with that angry look? Ssb-marios.jpg Mario, how he evolves throughout the Super Smash Brothers series And not to mention, he gets seemingly madder and more serious in each game to follow. Baby marioballon.jpeg Isn't Baby Mario cute? No? Why you little... Luigi: Hey! Look there! Mario: Where? Starlow: I'm screaming like an old lady! Aaaaaah!! Hey! Donkey Kong! Come back here! You know I really wanted those rings and that dress! 1 SMG2.png These dumb Yoshies really do come in with seat belts. Why else would Mario not fall off? Mario Pit Link.jpg Mario's long look petrified Link. Mario was never that serious before! Ouch. What the heck happened to my legs? MarioBaseballWii 2.jpg What the heck is wrong with my eyes?? MarioStrikers.jpg Ha! Come here, mosquito, and face the wrath of my clapping hands! Super Mario Running Artwork.jpg Darn it. Now I remember my cap shrinks after I placed it into the washing machine! Goomba: P.U.!! What smells here??? Marioluigi.jpg Mario:What are we running away from? Luigi: The borders of this wiki! Look how scary it is! Mario kart double dash.jpg Ha! Let's ambush these two freaks. Haha! I acquired a CYAN slave!! Hahahaha! I can see my house from here! MarioPropella.png I look so cool! Look how I smile at how ridiculous I really am! NSMBwii Yyoshi.jpg Be my Yellow Slave! Muahahaahaha! Bluetoad2.jpg P.S. This Toad's smile is stuck. Go ahead, find a picture where Toad is NOT smiling like some creepy little immature Mushroom. Lakitu.jpg Ugh! I have foggy lenses! BalloonYoshiSMG2.jpg P.U.! What smells here? Cyan Slave! How much tacos have you've been eating lately? (Cyan Yoshi, America's future.) Yeah. This is the end of the page. Instead of looking at it again, just go away and browse the wiki, okay? This wiki has a ton of awesome stuff waiting to be unearthed. And meanwhile, marvel at this totally epicsome picture of a Scrub Jay. Aphelocoma californica. Oh yeah, and courtesy to the people/person who took this picture! Until then, see you.