User talk:Kraken master

I am the one and only Kraken master. Welcome to my talk page. Don't say anything offensive, or I will report you or unleash the Kraken on you. Kraken master (talk)

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Hold the Bread in Your Hands...

I swear, everyone lives in Alaska! Alaska must be just that much more awesome than where I live. Anyhowz. Welcome to McMario McWiki. If you Mchave any Mcquestions, don't Mchesitate to ask. Geno_Whirl!!

Okay, first, what up with the Mcs. Second, who else do you know who comes from Alaska. And third, I would rather move east into Canada, so I wouldn't have to be governed by Palin. Kraken master (talk)