User:Paper Jorge

Paper Jorge

Why did Link toss his Ocarina of Time?
He wanted to see time fly.

"With (C) with (C)...please, sell me something with (C)!" - random idiot in Ocarina of Time.

File:PaperMariotitle.jpg Paper Jorge
Real Name:	Jorge Mario (I swear, my middle name is Mario)
Gender:	Male
Favorite Mario Game:	Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga or Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (can't decide, they're both great!)
Favorite Non-Mario Game:	The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Favorite Mario Character:	Luigi
Real Birthday:	July 24
Wiki Birthday:	August 10
Wiki Age:	1

Want me to tell you things about myself? Well ok. Whatever. I'm a sysop, and I love making comics. I also love Mario & Luigi Style sprites. Princess Rosalina Mario & Luigi style!

Things I want in Brawl:

• SimCity stage.
• One more "The Legend of Zelda" stage (I want Faron Woods).
• Sonic as an unlockable character. YES!
• Animal Crosser as a character-unlockable or not, I don't care.
• Miis as characters.
• Drake Lake from Wave Race 64 as a stage.
• Banjo Kazooie at least getting a mention or at least the word "bear" in the game.
• The Koopalings (Bowser Jr. doesn't count) at least getting a mention like in Bowser's trophy.
• Torchic as a Pokemon. YES!
• A "TOP SECRET" item :p. (you know, like the Motion-Sensor Bomb?)
• Mr. Game & Watch.
• NO SHEIK!
• No clones.
• Paper Mario as a seperate character from Mario.
• Pixls trophies/stickers.
• A Subspace Enemy named "Jorge".
• The square smiley from Pictochat as a playable character. Man, I have big dreams!
• Banana Peel from Mario Kart games. YES! (Not exactly from Mario Kart though)

That One Red Snifit

The Update

Today's Smash Bros. update will shock Red Snifit and the Pink Snifit!

Mario's Visit

Mario visits the Snifits in New Year's Day. What now?

Credit: Majin Piccolo, The Progressive Boink