User:Flame Runner Funky Kong

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Hi, users! I'm Funky Kong!

Message from the real deal me: I'm a roleplayer. If you hate roleplaying, i'm sorry and this will be the last roleplay of the userpage.

Hi! I joined the Mario Wiki for fun and editing!

Flame Runner Funky Kong's Userbox Tower
vg-3 This user is a not pro yet not noob gamer.
en-4 This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of English.
es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
pt-n Este usuário/utilizador tem como língua nativa o português.
This user is very creative.
This user reads The 'Shroom.
prog-1 This user is a n00b programmer.
fan-3 This user's favorite console is the Nintendo Wii (Flame Runner, Mario Kart Wii...).
fan-3 This user's favorite videogame characters are Funky Kong, Luigi, Daisy, Rosalina, Toadette, Baby Daisy and Waluigi (Mario Series), Dawn, Ash and Goh (Pokémon series), Piper and Mortis (Brawl Stars Series).
This user thinks that Mario Kart Tour should not be considered a mainline Mario Kart game.
This user thinks Goombuigi should be a official character.
This user thinks Goombuigi a great writer on The 'Shroom.
This user thinks the simple Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island graphical style should be kept, along with other simple graphics. I like simple things.
This user has a really explosive temper.
This user has an EVEN MORE explosive temper when people lies to it.
File:PMOK Colored Pencils.png This user loves to draw!
This user loves music.
This user loves videogame music.
This user thinks Waluigi should be a fighter on SSBU's roster.
This user have a little brother.

My Favorite Racetracks

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Track	Track Name	Comments
	Peach Gardens	I love the Chain Chomps running around the grass "maze", but i think they should be faster to get the extra "Baby Park chaotic level" so it has dignity enough to be in the Lighting/Special Cup. Either way, the creativity of the developers blown my mind! I'd never think something that original for a Peach-themed course (no offense to Peach Beach, because even if the originality was low, the track was really fun!).
	Baby Park	Although simple, this stage is the definition of chaos. Imagine if this was in Mkwii...
	Mushroom Gorge (Mkwii Version)	This is the BEST stage EVER! The mushrooms are fun and bouncy, the song is a lot "vibey"! This course is perfect, until MK7 decided to take the red mushroom for both the normal shortcut and the ultra and the invention of the gliders... Mkwii is a lot faster and a lot more simple. Now, we have to choose the tires and the glider? Gosh...
	Peach Beach	Even really simple and unoriginal, this stage is awesome! The Cataquacks are a nice hazard and i have a secret to share: Peach Beach have Daisy Cruiser in the background, or is it Gelato Beach?
	Daisy Cruiser	I don't know why, but i simply love this track. Sure, i didn't experience until *yuck* Mario Kart Tour, but it was cool, i just wish i could move more in this game...
	Toad's Factory	Box clipping, smashed by crushers, the conveyor belts, jumping over the lake, the mud... Ah, good memories!
	Moo Moo Meadows	I once hated this track and Moo Moos, but now, this is PERFECT, and somehow the gliders improved the last section of the track! Wow!
	Maple Treeway	Wigglers, cool out-of-bounds stuff and rope net tricks: all i have to say.
	Coconut Mall	Why would you ever want race this course normally, when you can just go out-of-bounds to a parking lot OR clear the whole track under the mall? I just can't understand casuals...
	Wario's Gold Mine	The only track that was good in the Mkwii and wasn't ruined by the gliders in MK7/MK8... At least, Wario's Gold Mine will always be a fun track!

The Mk Characters I Main

Photo	Name	Comments
	Funky Kong	He and his special Flame Runner, he can achieve great speeds whilst having a good weight to bump into people to slow 'em down! HE'S THE BEST!
	Daisy	She is the all-mighty Sarasaland princess, the best Mach Biker, Daisy! She really spice up everything in Mkwii when she is around!
	Peach	Not as fast as Daisy, she really packs a whole punch when you don't have Funky or Daisy yet.
	Baby Daisy	Daisy's baby form, while not being as fast as the princesses, Baby Daisy still is really fast for a lightweight and have even BETTER stats on her Quacker or her Magikruiser!
	Baby Peach	As well as their adult counterparts, Baby Peach replaces Baby Daisy's role when you still don't have her.
	Luigi	Luigi, the best bro, a great Machbiker... He should be rewarded with a bagel and lotsa spaghetti.
	Baby Luigi	Why does good characters always have good baby counterparts? Anyway, he fast.
	Toadette	The goddess of offroad when she is on the Magikruiser, the creator of the Super Crown just to look like a princess because even though she's a great driver, she wants to ride a Mach Bike. Of course, it "toadally" went wrong when Bowser "discovered" the crown.
	Koopa	I use it less in Mkwii, but in Double Dash!, he and Parakoopa are my Funky Kong and my Daisy of that game.
	Parakoopa	He was a great partner in MKDD!. I got pretty "shell-shocked" when i saw he wasn't on Mkwii...
	Drybones	Rest In Peace, Koopa, more like Go Kart In Peace, Koopa! Drybones is a lightweight who was of utility in Mkwii!
	Petey Piranha	Petey Piranha is a heavyweight, special, big walking Piranha Plant. I got sad he wasn't in Mkwii, but at least i liked it in MKDD!.

Characters:

Name and Bike	Stats
Mario - Mario Bike	Speed: 2/5, Weight: 4/5, Offroad: 2/5, Acceleration: 2/5, Miniturbo: 5/5, Drift: 4/5
Luigi - Sneakster	Speed: 4/5, Weight: 2/5, Offroad: 2/5, Acceleration: 3/5, Miniturbo: 5/5, Drift: 5/5
Peach - Pinky Machbike	Speed: 5/5, Weight: 1/5, Offroad: 4/5, Acceleration: 4/5, Miniturbo: 4/5, Drift: 4/5
Daisy - Bloom Machbike	Speed: 5/5, Weight: 2/5, Offroad: 5/5, Acceleration: 3/5, Miniturbo: 4/5, Drift: 4/5
Bowser - Flame Runner	Speed: 5/5, Weight: 5/5, Offroad: 1/5, Acceleration: 2/5, Miniturbo: 3/5, Drift: 1/5
Yoshi (Color chosen in RGB, otherwise green) - Egg Dasher (Same color as Yoshi)	Speed: 2/5, Weight: 3/5, Offroad: 5/5, Acceleration: 5/5, Miniturbo: 1/5 Drift: 2/5
Birdo (Color chosen in RGB, otherwise pink) - Ribbon Dasher (Same color as Birdo)	Speed: 4/5, Weight: 3/5, Offroad: 3/5, Acceleration: 2/5, Miniturbo: 2/5, Drift: 3/5
Donkey Kong - Banana Racer	Speed: 1/5, Weight: 5/5, Offroad: 5/5, Acceleration: 4/5, Miniturbo: 2/5, Drift: 3/5
Diddy Kong - Peanut Popdasher	Speed: 4/5, Weight: 2/5, Offroad: 3/5, Acceleration: 2/5, Miniturbo: 5/5, Drift: 4/5
Dixie Kong - Ponytailed Offroader:	Speed: 5/5, Weight: 1/5, Offroad: 5/5, Acceleration: 1/5, Miniturbo: 3/5, Drift: 3/5
Funky Kong - Funky Runner:	Speed: 5/5, Weight: 5/5, Offroad: 1/5, Acceleration: 1/5, Miniturbo: 3/5, Drift: 5/5
Toad - Mushmellow Bike	Speed: 2/5, Weight: 1/5, Offroad: 3/5, Acceleration: 5/5, Miniturbo: 4/5, Drift: 5/5
Toadette - Toadette Offroader	Speed: 5/5, Weight: 1/5, Offroad: 5/5, Acceleration: 5/5, Miniturbo: 1/5, Drift: 3/5
Baby Mario	Speed: 2/5, Weight: 2/5, Offroad: 4/5, Acceleration: 3/5, Miniturbo: 5/5, Drift: 5/5
Baby Luigi	Speed: 5/5, Weight: 1/5, Offroad: 2/5, Acceleration: 3/5, Miniturbo: 3/5, Drift: 2/5