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EditorialWelcome back to another Mario Kart related special edition of the Fake News, this time concentrating on the recently released Mario Kart 8. I'm pretty busy at the moment so I can't really think of anything to ramble about in here. Yoshi876 (talk) and his Obituaries were June's Section of the Month, with 18 votes. Ask Paper Yoshi came close, with 16 votes. ~ MrConcreteDonkey (talk), professional something |
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Written by: MrConcreteDonkey (talk) This month, I was forced to return to a previously featured shop, as my car broke down yet again. However, I was shocked to discover that Lakilarry's Kart Emporium was no more. Instead, a near identical shop called "Lakilenny's Bike Bonanza" stood in its place. The owner of this shop explained that the owner of the previous one ran into trouble with the law, culminating in a fairly pointless car chase because, let's face it, you can't drive a Brick Block. Yet (make it happen, Nintendo). It remains a mystery as to why the shop was called a "Bike Bonanza" as it sold pretty much anything. Can you solve this mystery? No, because there is no mystery, none of this actually happened, and you don't have nearly enough information.
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Queen Bee For many people who bought ‘’Mario Kart 8’’ it was a great shame to them that Queen Bee, or the Honey Queen, wasn’t in it. This is unfortunately due to her death. The Queen died at the ripe old age of 4. Official drone bees said that the cause of death was This caused a great disharmony within the racing community and caused organisers to go into turmoil, our In the aftermath of Queen Bee’s death the Honeyhive Galaxy entered a cycle of mourning, however due to the short life cycle of a queen bee they decided that it wasn’t worth being too hung up on. A new queen bee went to the throne, she declined the opportunity to race, due to having a bad itch. Race organisers planned to have a race to remember Queen Bee, but decided that high race highlights were good enough, although they forgot to include them, and the Bumble V. |
Big thanks to Koopartol Brick Block (talk) (Forum profile) for asking questions, as well as to our Anonymous readers! If you seek my flawless advice, please send questions to me on the forum, find me in chat, or if you don't care about anonymity post them on my talk page! |
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