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==Updates== | ==Updates== | ||
*{{User|Dark boo}} and {{User|Flicky}} are FIRED! | *{{User|Dark boo}} and {{User|Flicky}} are FIRED! | ||
*Beginning next month, {{User|Clyde1998}} will take over Flicky's position. {{User| | *Beginning next month, {{User|Clyde1998}} will take over Flicky's position. {{User|Koopster 64}} is welcome to take over the weather because of the great job he did last month. | ||
*Many sections are not here because Ralphfan didn't give out his Fakewarning template. He is very sorry for the inconvenience. | *Many sections are not here because Ralphfan didn't give out his Fakewarning template. He is very sorry for the inconvenience. | ||
==Travel Guide== | ==Travel Guide== | ||
by {{User|Ralphfan}} | by {{User|Ralphfan}} | ||
[[ | [[File:MKDD MushroomCity.png|350px]] | ||
Come to [[Mushroom City]], the city where someone is always sleeping! There are tons of cars to get hit by, and you can take a shortcut by walking the purple carpet! And, if you're looking for some nighttime fun, come to the four-way intersections and walk into the middle of the road while wearing a lampshade or a blindfold over your head! | Come to [[Mushroom City]], the city where someone is always sleeping! There are tons of cars to get hit by, and you can take a shortcut by walking the purple carpet! And, if you're looking for some nighttime fun, come to the four-way intersections and walk into the middle of the road while wearing a lampshade or a blindfold over your head! | ||
==Fake Music== | ==Fake Music== | ||
by {{User|Dark boo}} | by {{User|Dark boo}} | ||
Dark boo is FIRED! | Dark boo is FIRED! I, Koopster 64, shall continue unofficial work! Today, Princess Peach and her Pink Pom Poms has made a new cd! Here are the songs on the cd. | ||
1. Trapped in Castle Seven (A song about how it's like to be stuck with Bowser) | |||
2. I Beleive He Can Fly (A paordy of I Beleive I Can Fly. It's about Mario) | |||
3. Possessed in the Head (The experience of being possessed by the Shadow Queen) | |||
4. Paper Princess (Peach's experience during Super Paper Mario) | |||
5. I Am So Hot (A paordy of I Kissed a Girl. It's about a self centered Peach) | |||
PLUS, a free poster of Princess Peach in Mario Kart Wii! It's the only reason why people buys this, as Peach's singing sucks! | |||
==Fake TV== | ==Fake TV== | ||
by {{User|Ralphfan}} | by {{User|Ralphfan}} | ||
The [[Star Cup]] | The [[Star Cup]] is back at various times throughout the day on {{fake link|Toad TV}}! | ||
Koopster 64 here! I want to make big in the world of Super Mario Wiki, so I'm here to help out. Recently, a new show called Bowser Jr's | Koopster 64 here! I want to make big in the world of Super Mario Wiki, so I'm here to help out. Recently, a new show called [[Bowser Jr.]]'s Practical Jokes. The show is about Bowser Jr. pranking people. From Mario to his own father. So far, three episodes has been aired, and they've been smash hits! In fact, they might make a movie... | ||
==Fake Games== | ==Fake Games== | ||
by {{User| | by {{User|Koopster 64}} | ||
Hyper Guy is LATE this month, so I, Koopster 64 is taking over! | Hyper Guy is LATE this month, so I, Koopster 64 is taking over! | ||
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Wario Land: Snapped | Wario Land: Snapped | ||
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Description: Wario had gotten so much money, he finally snaps! Go crazy in 7 worlds as you smash stuff and avoid the Goombington's Insane Asylum people! Wario is so crazy, you can't even control him with the controller! | Description: Wario had gotten so much money, he finally snaps! Go crazy in 7 worlds as you smash stuff and avoid the Goombington's Insane Asylum people! Wario is so crazy, you can't even control him with the controller! | ||
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Super Princess Peach 2: The Pink World | |||
Rating: E for Evil | |||
Description: Princess Peach accidentally covered the world in pink, so she must fix this mistake. However, there is one level, which is unpassable. When this released in Japan, the pinkness is actually subliminal messages by Princess Daisy, so that people could play as her in sports games more than Peach. To prevent a cult, this won't appear anywhere else. | |||
==Wanted Poster== | ==Wanted Poster== | ||
by {{User|Luigi 128}} | by {{User|Luigi 128}} | ||
[[File:FN Waluigi.jpg]] | |||
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Flicky is LATE and is therefore FIRED! Anyone can cover for him, but Clyde1998 will take over next month.<br> | Flicky is LATE and is therefore FIRED! Anyone can cover for him, but Clyde1998 will take over next month.<br> | ||
Obviously, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays died. | Obviously, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays died. | ||
==Cooking Guide== | ==Cooking Guide== | ||
by {{User|Ralphfan}} | by {{User|Ralphfan}} | ||
[[ | [[File:Trial Stew SPM.png]] | ||
This month, [[Zess T.]] will teach us about [[trial Stew]]! | This month, [[Zess T.]] will teach us about [[trial Stew]]! | ||
To make Trial stew, you will need: | To make Trial stew, you will need: | ||
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#Cook for two hours! | #Cook for two hours! | ||
Enjoy! Remember, it doesn't kill you, you need something at least as powerful as a [[Goomba]] to put you out of your misery. | Enjoy! Remember, it doesn't kill you, you need something at least as powerful as a [[Goomba]] to put you out of your misery. | ||
==Ads== | ==Ads== | ||
by {{User|Toadbert101}} | by {{User|Toadbert101}} | ||
[[File:Shroom 28 001.png]] | |||
[[File:Shroom 28 002.png]] | |||
==Poll== | ==Poll== | ||
by {{User|Stooben Rooben}} | by {{User|Stooben Rooben}} | ||
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by {{User|Ralphfan}} | by {{User|Ralphfan}} | ||
Interviews have been done by {{User| | Interviews have been done by {{User|WarioLoaf}}. They can be found at the bottom of this month's issue. | ||
==Fake Sports== | ==Fake Sports== | ||
by {{User|Ralphfan}} | by {{User|Ralphfan}} | ||
Here's the Star Cup! | |||
{{User:Ralphfan/Star Cup}} | |||
==Fake Weather== | ==Fake Weather== | ||
by {{User| | by {{User|Koopster 64}} | ||
Flicky is FIRED, so I, Koopster 64 is taking over yet again! Take that, Flicky! | |||
Monday: The cloud overlords will be vanquished, causing snow to fall around the world! | |||
Tuesday: A light rain and sunshine will appear. How relaxing. | |||
Wednesday: It is windy. So windy, I suggest not going outside. | |||
Thursday: A tornado appears. Go hide somewhere people! | |||
Friday: There will be an afterwind when the tornado clears away. Don't worry, it's safe! | |||
Saturday: It's now sunny! Go to the beach! Be sure to avoid the beached whales! | |||
==Fake Injuries/Arrests== | ==Fake Injuries/Arrests== | ||
by {{User| | by {{User|Koopster 64}} | ||
Once again, FIRED! Looks like I'm taking over again.... | |||
Mario, then starred hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, had injured himself. The reason how is that Bowser got angry that he beat him in the Leaf Cup and ran him over. As a result, Bowser is arrested for not being a good sport. In the meantime, [[Princess Daisy]] has been arrested, as she has been using evil brainwashing techniques to brainwash people into rebelling against [[Princess Peach]]. Oh, and Bowser Jr. fell off a chandelier while playing on it. | |||
==Fake Movies== | ==Fake Movies== | ||
by {{User|Luigi 128}} | by {{User|Luigi 128}} | ||
We're still waiting. | We're still waiting. | ||
==Comic== | ==Comic== | ||
by {{User|Super Mario Bros.}} ''(Special thanks goes to Castle Toad for the idea for this match).'' | |||
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==Warioloaf's Special Section== | ==Warioloaf's Special Section== | ||
by {{User|WarioLoaf}} | by {{User|WarioLoaf}} | ||
[[File:FN_Page1-1.png]] | |||
[[File:FN_Page2-1.png]] | |||
If it weren't for Warioloaf, the Fake News wouldn't exist. Thanks for everything, Warioloaf! | If it weren't for Warioloaf, the Fake News wouldn't exist. Thanks for everything, Warioloaf! | ||
<noinclude>{{shroomfooter}}</noinclude> | <noinclude>{{shroomfooter}}</noinclude> | ||
Latest revision as of 15:31, February 10, 2021
Fake News
by the Fake News Team
Updates
- Dark boo (talk) and Flicky (talk) are FIRED!
- Beginning next month, Clyde1998 (talk) will take over Flicky's position. Koopster 64 (talk) is welcome to take over the weather because of the great job he did last month.
- Many sections are not here because Ralphfan didn't give out his Fakewarning template. He is very sorry for the inconvenience.
Travel Guide
Come to Mushroom City, the city where someone is always sleeping! There are tons of cars to get hit by, and you can take a shortcut by walking the purple carpet! And, if you're looking for some nighttime fun, come to the four-way intersections and walk into the middle of the road while wearing a lampshade or a blindfold over your head!
Fake Music
by Dark boo (talk) Dark boo is FIRED! I, Koopster 64, shall continue unofficial work! Today, Princess Peach and her Pink Pom Poms has made a new cd! Here are the songs on the cd.
1. Trapped in Castle Seven (A song about how it's like to be stuck with Bowser)
2. I Beleive He Can Fly (A paordy of I Beleive I Can Fly. It's about Mario)
3. Possessed in the Head (The experience of being possessed by the Shadow Queen)
4. Paper Princess (Peach's experience during Super Paper Mario)
5. I Am So Hot (A paordy of I Kissed a Girl. It's about a self centered Peach)
PLUS, a free poster of Princess Peach in Mario Kart Wii! It's the only reason why people buys this, as Peach's singing sucks!
Fake TV
The Star Cup is back at various times throughout the day on Toad TV!
Koopster 64 here! I want to make big in the world of Super Mario Wiki, so I'm here to help out. Recently, a new show called Bowser Jr.'s Practical Jokes. The show is about Bowser Jr. pranking people. From Mario to his own father. So far, three episodes has been aired, and they've been smash hits! In fact, they might make a movie...
Fake Games
by Koopster 64 (talk)
Hyper Guy is LATE this month, so I, Koopster 64 is taking over!
--
Wario Land: Snapped
Rating: C for Crazy
Description: Wario had gotten so much money, he finally snaps! Go crazy in 7 worlds as you smash stuff and avoid the Goombington's Insane Asylum people! Wario is so crazy, you can't even control him with the controller!
---
Super Princess Peach 2: The Pink World
Rating: E for Evil
Description: Princess Peach accidentally covered the world in pink, so she must fix this mistake. However, there is one level, which is unpassable. When this released in Japan, the pinkness is actually subliminal messages by Princess Daisy, so that people could play as her in sports games more than Peach. To prevent a cult, this won't appear anywhere else.
Wanted Poster
Obituaries
Flicky is LATE and is therefore FIRED! Anyone can cover for him, but Clyde1998 will take over next month.
Obviously, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays died.
Cooking Guide
This month, Zess T. will teach us about trial Stew!
To make Trial stew, you will need:
- A Couple's Cake
- A Poison Shroom
- A blender
- 5 pounds of GRAVY!
- A pot
The steps:
- Put the Poison Shroom and Couple's Cake in the blender and shred them into a bloody pulp!
- Put them in the pot with the GRAVY!
- Cook for two hours!
Enjoy! Remember, it doesn't kill you, you need something at least as powerful as a Goomba to put you out of your misery.
Ads
by Toadbert101 (talk)
Poll
by Stooben Rooben (talk)
It would be great if St00by could make a poll.
Interview
Interviews have been done by WarioLoaf (talk). They can be found at the bottom of this month's issue.
Fake Sports
Here's the Star Cup!
Fake Weather
by Koopster 64 (talk)
Flicky is FIRED, so I, Koopster 64 is taking over yet again! Take that, Flicky!
Monday: The cloud overlords will be vanquished, causing snow to fall around the world!
Tuesday: A light rain and sunshine will appear. How relaxing.
Wednesday: It is windy. So windy, I suggest not going outside.
Thursday: A tornado appears. Go hide somewhere people!
Friday: There will be an afterwind when the tornado clears away. Don't worry, it's safe!
Saturday: It's now sunny! Go to the beach! Be sure to avoid the beached whales!
Fake Injuries/Arrests
by Koopster 64 (talk)
Once again, FIRED! Looks like I'm taking over again....
Mario, then starred hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, had injured himself. The reason how is that Bowser got angry that he beat him in the Leaf Cup and ran him over. As a result, Bowser is arrested for not being a good sport. In the meantime, Princess Daisy has been arrested, as she has been using evil brainwashing techniques to brainwash people into rebelling against Princess Peach. Oh, and Bowser Jr. fell off a chandelier while playing on it.
Fake Movies
We're still waiting.
Comic
by Super Mario Bros. (talk) (Special thanks goes to Castle Toad for the idea for this match).
Warioloaf's Special Section
If it weren't for Warioloaf, the Fake News wouldn't exist. Thanks for everything, Warioloaf!
