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==Travel Guide== | ==Travel Guide== | ||
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It's not much, but here is [[User_talk:Yoshario|Yoshario]]'s final Travel Guide (he was busy and had to quit): | It's not much, but here is [[User_talk:Yoshario|Yoshario]]'s final Travel Guide (he was busy and had to quit): | ||
Come to [[Vanilla Dome]], home of [[Lemmy Koopa]]. Contrary to popular belief, Vanilla Dome is not made out of Vanilla stuff, but is made of stuff better than Vanilla! It has [[a palace dedicated to red switches | Come to [[Vanilla Dome]], home of [[Lemmy Koopa]]. Contrary to popular belief, Vanilla Dome is not made out of Vanilla stuff, but is made of stuff better than Vanilla! It has [[Red Switch Palace|a palace dedicated to red switches]] as well as seven, that's right, seven regular levels! Request your travel brochure now at www.vanilladome.travel! | ||
==Fake Music== | ==Fake Music== | ||
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by {{User|Ralphfan}} | by {{User|Ralphfan}} | ||
A new single has been released by actor [[Zip Toad]]! His pure, natural talent is shown in {{ | A new single has been released by actor [[Zip Toad]]! His pure, natural talent is shown in {{fake link|"Hollaback Toad"}}; number 8 on the worldwide charts! | ||
==Fake TV== | ==Fake TV== | ||
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===Match Game=== | ===Match Game=== | ||
The Match Game is currently in the finishing stages. All contestants will receive questions on their talk page on the | The Match Game is currently in the finishing stages. All contestants will receive questions on their talk page on the 17th and must give [[User:Ralphfan|Ralphfan]] their answers via email (click "E-mail this user" on Ralphfan's page) or via PM on the forum by the 27th so that the show can be aired on #mw-shroom on the 30th at 10:15 am EST. | ||
==Fake Games== | ==Fake Games== | ||
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by {{User|Ralphfan}} | by {{User|Ralphfan}} | ||
{{ | {{fake link|Mario Foosball}} (Rated E): It's an epic battle as [[Mario]] and Co. duke it out in an epic battle on (record scratch)...the foosball table? Forget this ad, I'm outta here! | ||
==Fake Obituaries== | ==Fake Obituaries== | ||
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[[User:Paper Jorge|Paper Jorge (Jackie Chan)]]: Paper Jorge is presumed dead; he has been missing for 29 days and was lest seen at the {{ | [[User:Paper Jorge|Paper Jorge (Jackie Chan)]]: Paper Jorge is presumed dead; he has been missing for 29 days and was lest seen at the {{fake link|New Wikisburg Muffin Shop}}. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please put them [[User talk:Paper Jorge|here]]. | ||
==Cooking Guide== | ==Cooking Guide== | ||
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Buy now! | Buy now! | ||
==Interview with [[Dimentio]] (in memory of [[User:Dom|Dom]]== | ==Interview with [[Dimentio]] (in memory of [[User:Dom|Dom]])== | ||
by {{User|Ralphfan}} | by {{User|Ralphfan}} | ||
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Ralphfan: You seem pretty bent on destroying all worlds, is that right? | Ralphfan: You seem pretty bent on destroying all worlds, is that right? | ||
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Go to weather.com or nws.noaa.gov. Or better yet, LOOK OUTSIDE, YA BUM | Go to weather.com or nws.noaa.gov. Or better yet, LOOK OUTSIDE, YA BUM! IT'S NOT THAT HARD! | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:15, February 10, 2021
Fake News
It's not very funny...
Travel Guide
It's not much, but here is Yoshario's final Travel Guide (he was busy and had to quit):
Come to Vanilla Dome, home of Lemmy Koopa. Contrary to popular belief, Vanilla Dome is not made out of Vanilla stuff, but is made of stuff better than Vanilla! It has a palace dedicated to red switches as well as seven, that's right, seven regular levels! Request your travel brochure now at www.vanilladome.travel!
Fake Music
A new single has been released by actor Zip Toad! His pure, natural talent is shown in "Hollaback Toad"; number 8 on the worldwide charts!
Fake TV
Match Game
The Match Game is currently in the finishing stages. All contestants will receive questions on their talk page on the 17th and must give Ralphfan their answers via email (click "E-mail this user" on Ralphfan's page) or via PM on the forum by the 27th so that the show can be aired on #mw-shroom on the 30th at 10:15 am EST.
Fake Games
Mario Foosball (Rated E): It's an epic battle as Mario and Co. duke it out in an epic battle on (record scratch)...the foosball table? Forget this ad, I'm outta here!
Fake Obituaries
Paper Jorge (Jackie Chan): Paper Jorge is presumed dead; he has been missing for 29 days and was lest seen at the New Wikisburg Muffin Shop. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please put them here.
Cooking Guide
Today's chef is: Chef Shimi
Hi, everybody! Today, we'll learn to make a Dried Shroom! Now you can recreate the bitter, dry taste of an old mushroom without the long aging process.
You will need:
- A Mushroom
- An oven
Steps:
- Set the oven to 350°F.
- Once it has heated, cook bake the mushroom for 26 minutes and 46 seconds.
- Take it out of the oven (duh!)
- Enjoy!
Buy now!
Interview with Dimentio (in memory of Dom)
Ralphfan: You seem pretty bent on destroying all worlds, is that right?
Dimentio: Yes! The worlds suck! There are too many idiots!
Ralphfan: So true!
Dimentio: Why don't you join me so we can kill all the idiots and make our own planet?
Ralphfan: Sure!
Dimentio: Oh, and you should buy my fragrance, Demented. Just saying.
Ralphfan: Um...
Dimentio: What?
Ralphfan: It smells like s***!
Dimentio: Ok...I'll blow it up!
A message to Dom: Sorry this interview sucks.
Fake Sports
Remember, the Star Cup continues on June 28th! In the meantime, enjoy the Champions League Final, the NBA and NHL playoffs, and lots of baseball!
Weather
Go to weather.com or nws.noaa.gov. Or better yet, LOOK OUTSIDE, YA BUM! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
Comic
by Super Mario Bros. (talk)
