User:Red Snifit

Welcome to my page...of DOOM! ENTER IF YOU DARE!

JK. You can enter even if you don't dare. I am Red Snifit, but you can just call me Red. I've been here for a while. Not that long though. I joined on March 26, 2011. I discovered the site much earlier--on July 4, 2010. I am a HUGE Nintendo fan, but I mostly like Mario stuff. I am devoted to solving many Marioverse mysteries (like why the heck there's only one red Snifit in SMB2). The first console I got was a DSi (for Christmas of 2009), and the first Mario game I played was New Super Mario Bros. I invested many hours in playing it, and I finally beat every level, but still have a few to unlock. I haven't beaten it TOTALLY. Anyway, I got a Wii in May of 2009, and the first games I got were Wii Sports, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Super Mario Galaxy, and Mario Party 8. A little later I got Mario Kart Wii. I really want SMG2, but I still haven't beaten SMG, so I can't get it. At least I think I shouldn't. Then this year I FINALLY got a 3DS!!!!!! I just got the two Mario & Luigi games for DS, and most DS games work on the 3DS, so that's good news. (THE SHROOBS ARE COMING! THE SHROOBS ARE COMING!) I also have an iPod Touch, and am addicted to Angry Birds. Okay, so now you have a little of my gaming life history.

About Me

I am 12 years old and out of that evil place known as SCHOOL for the summer. I'm going into 7th grade now. I live in New Jersey and have lived there my whole life. I'm not saying what town I live in, in case anyone on this wiki wants to track me down and kill me. I'm not saying any of you would, but just in case. I think it's safe to say my state. Also, my birthday is on April 18. I have two little brothers. My parents think I spend waaay too much time online, which I admit I do. I have two cats, one dog, and one fish. My first cat is 20!! (she's ancient in cat years) and named Candy. She is very old and kind of annoying since she bugs us for food all the time. My other cat is Rocky, he's three and quite fat. He likes to steal Candy's food and my dog's food. My dog is 4. Her name is Zoey and she does not like other dogs. Oddly, she gets along fine with the cats. The fish, Peanut, is very old for a fish. I'm not even sure how old. He is also very fat. When he passes away, I won't get any more fish, because it's just wrong to keep fish in tiny tanks instead of their homeland. If you haven't noticed, I LOVE animals.

How I Discovered the Mario Wiki

It's kinda weird. I was looking up info on NSMBW, and found a walkthrough. The guy who wrote it credited Super Mario Wiki. I followed the link, checked out stuff, thought, This is SO much better than Wikipedia articles on Mario stuff! After a while, I started checking out other people's pages. (I like doing that.) This made me want a page of my own. Also I thought it would be cool to contribute and be a reason people know more about Mario. My dad helped me set up an account. And...this happened.

Games I Own

DS

• New Super Mario Bros. (beaten, not all secret levels.)
• Super Mario 64 DS
• Mario Kart DS (all characters except Waluigi and R.O.B.)
• Sonic Classic Collection (Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic 2, Sonic 3, Sonic and Knuckles)
• Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing DS
• Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
• Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Wii

• New Super Mario Bros. Wii (beaten, but not the freakin' World 9. It's really hard.)
• Super Mario Galaxy
• Mario Party 8 (can't even figure out how to play it.)
• Wii Sports
• Mario Kart Wii (all courses unlocked)
• Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing Wii
• Kirby's Epic Yarn (beaten, but not all secret levels)
• Donkey Kong Country Returns
• Super Paper Mario (ARGH! Stuck on the Whoah Zone.)
• Super Smash Bros. Brawl

3DS

• Super Mario 3D Land (FINALLY got this game, pre-ordered from GameStop)
• Mario Kart 7 (Yay! FINALLY got this one too, and my bro likes it more than me, but I still play it)

(I never got a chance to play any of the "old" consoles like the Nintendo 64 and the Gamecube, so that's why I only have two consoles.) My favorite game EVER was Super Mario 64 DS, but now it is the ULTIMATE Mario game, Super Paper Mario. It ROX! You're going to hear about the pure awesomeness of this game a LOT from me. Also I love Super Smash Bros. Brawl and I think it has amazing graphics, excellent gameplay, and pretty good, though hard to to understand, (I mean, the whole Subspace Emissary thing is just confusing) story.

My Fave Characters

(You shouldn't pick favorites, Red!)

(WHO SAYS I SHOULDN'T? Tell me you don't have favorites!)

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  Because he's cool and I like him better than Mario. He NEEDS a game.

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  I LUV Shy Guys. They are so cool!

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  Luigi has more of a personality than Mario, is awesome, needs more games of his own, and is TEH KEWLEST!

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  I like mysterious characters who are female and have an important role other than being kidnapped.

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  He desperately needs a game--maybe even more than Bowser.

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  I'm a big fan of the babies, who also need to be in more games.

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  He who has fury! And chortles!

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  Yay for Yoshi! He saved Mario and Luigi's lives, and he's awesome. I was so excited that he was playable in SM64DS!

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  They were great characters, but sadly fading into obscurity. (sniff)

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  My favorite Koopaling. He's crazy and cool!

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  I still like him even though I was ready to scream by the seventh time he said you-know-what in SMB.

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  I know he is Luigi, but he ROCKS! Best villian EVA. (BTW, I think the final boss of Paper Mario 3DS is probably gonna be Mario since we fought the other three heroes in the last three games.)

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  My favorite Pixl. Too bad all the Pixls only talked when you first got them (except for Tippi, of course).

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  Master of dimensions, pleaser of crowds, he is Dimentio, the charming magician! He had some of the best lines in SPM, and you can hire him if you can't decide between having a clown or a magician at your birthday party. Wait, he's dead. Aww.

My LEAST Favorite Characters

They must die!

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  Sigh. Where to start. This little brat killed the Koopalings! He's the whole reason they're obscure! He is evil!

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  Well, I'd actually like for this fat dude to stick around because he's fun to make fun of!

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  Who are these random generic people?! WE DON'T NEED THEM! We have plenty of real Mario characters!

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  He's from Final Fantasy. He doesn't belong in Mario.

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  He is SO overrated.

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  Annoying happy clouds. (Though not technically characters, I hate it when everything has a face.)

RANDUMB Facts About Me

Randumb. It's a combination of random (which I am) and dumb (which I'm NOT). (But some of these facts might be.) (They're all true.) (parentheses overuse. I do that a lot.)

• I am a vegan.
• I have 14 cousins.
• I devote 99.9% of my Internet time to Nintendo-related stuff. Most of that is Mario stuff.
• My brother is addicted to this Train Simulator PC game. No idea why.
• Favorite animal: NONE! I love all animals. <3 But I especially like cats, dogs, and sharks. Oh yeah, and monkeys. Man, I love monkeys.
• Favorite movie: Dunno. I like a lot of movies.
• Favorite book: Harry Potter (all of them)
• Favorite website: Mario Wiki!
• Favorite character: Bowser/Shy Guy/Yoshi.
• Least favorite character: Bowser Jr.
• Gender: Female. (Just in case you automatically assumed I was a guy, because I like video games!) (That's really sexist, you know.)
• Real name: CENSORED
• Favorite game: Super Paper Mario
• Second favorite game: Super Mario 64 DS.
• LEAST favorite game: Any one of the Mario edutainment games. Edutainment and Mario do not go together well.
• I am constantly quoting Mario characters such as Fawful and Dimentio, but only a few of my friends understand.
• I would like a LONG page, so I'm trying to put as much stuff in here as I can.
• I yelled at my iPod Touch once because I was really mad at this one level in Angry Birds. (God, that game is fun, addicting, and infuriating all in one...)
• I am NOT a Sonic fan, but still have Sonic games because my brothers are Sonic fans.
• I WOULD KILL to someday be able to enter the Mushroom World. (But, you know, something small, like a Carrot. Not Piders. They're icky.) (You have to be a SpongeBob fan to get that.)
• Pixl Power is my brother (the one who loves trains).
• I thought the SMB movie was horrible, but then I watched it on YouTube a while back (behold, the power of movies through Youtube!) and I have to say, not bad. I know it didn't stick to the games, but just look in the background and you'll see it's crammed full of references. Thwomps, Bullet Bill's, Boom Boom Bar, Goomba's/Kuribo's Shoe, and, of course, Yoshi. (And a whole bunch more you'll have to have a sharp eye to catch.)
• I want a pet potbellied pig. I like pigs. They're cool.
• I also like aye-ayes (check 'em out on Wikipedia if you don't know what they are. They're kewl.)
• I prefer the spelling "kewl" to "cool". (It's kewler.)
• I have two stuffed hamsters named Blumiere and Timpani. (I named them myself.)(If I had real hamsters I would name them that.)
• I don't write fanfics (at least not on any sites), but I do write them for myself, and I'm currently making Super Paper Zoey, part of the Super Zoey Sisters project. Zoey, my dog, is our hero, Chloe is her twin sister, Ivory, the white fire-breathing Chihuahua with the spiked collar is our main antagonist, Princess Bug the would-be hideous by our standards but not by Canine Kingdom standards pug mix is our constantly kidnapped princess (but WAY smarter than Peach), and there's a whole bunch more. Also, Ivory's troop is made up of monkeys, lemurs, and assorted primates (plus a few cats), the Koopalings' replacements are seven adopted capuchins who act as Ivory's children, and there are zero human characters. Why? 'Cause I like animals better. And I can draw them way better. (If you disagree with any of my characters, that's your problem.)
• Mario fans are few and far between where I live, so I need all the friends I can get here.

Random Pic!

I like using Special:Random/Image. I will put my latest random pic here, and when I figure out how to position them properly you'll be able to see them a little better. Today I got these Burt Bros.!

Burt Bros from Yoshi's Island DS

Note: If I don't update this in a long time, it's either because I'm lazy or it's hard to do pictures from my my iPod Touch.

The Bowser Jr. Non-Fan Club

Many Mario "fans" have something known as Bowser Jr Fan-itis, and others have Koopaling Fan-itis. Those Koopaling Fanites (including me and my brother) believe that Bowser Jr. should DIE. That's why I'm starting a club for people who would like to kill Bowser Jr. Together, we can convince Nintendo to forget him and focus on bringing back the Koopalings and restoring them to their rightful place! WHO'S WITH ME?