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<big>'''To Vote, Go [ | <big>'''To Vote, Go [https://www.marioboards.com/viewtopic.php?p=7806#7806 Here]'''</big> | ||
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===News Highlight=== | ===News Highlight=== | ||
====Dryites?==== | ====Dryites?==== | ||
[[ | [[File:Dryite.png|thumb|right|Our trusty spycam monitoring the Dryites dealing with a mysterious red hatted man.]] | ||
The secret of the [[Dryite|<span style="color:gray;">Dryites</span>]] has been revealed. They say they are not in fact real Toads, but [[Shroob|<span style="color:gray;">Shroobs</span>]]. Mr. Joke, a Dryite has stated this. Strangely, him and his accomplices were giggling the whole time he was telling the story of the Dryites. Must have been a Shroob thing. The police team later detained them for questioning and they said they were joking. We should have seen that coming. Either way, we're keeping a close eye on them. | The secret of the [[Dryite|<span style="color:gray;">Dryites</span>]] has been revealed. They say they are not in fact real Toads, but [[Shroob|<span style="color:gray;">Shroobs</span>]]. Mr. Joke, a Dryite has stated this. Strangely, him and his accomplices were giggling the whole time he was telling the story of the Dryites. Must have been a Shroob thing. The police team later detained them for questioning and they said they were joking. We should have seen that coming. Either way, we're keeping a close eye on them. | ||
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===Local News=== | ===<span style="color:Gray;">Local News</span>=== | ||
====Car Crash==== | ====<span style="color:Gray;">Car Crash</span>==== | ||
[[ | [[File:Yoshi Mario Hat SM64DS.png|thumb|left|Wayoshi taking his cap off for the last time.]] | ||
Wayoshi (age 15) died today in a tragic car crash. The other driver wasn't looking where he was driving. The driver was none other than [[Donkey Kong|<span style="color:Red;">Donkey Kong</span>]]. He made some sad grunting noises, so the police let him off with the charge of 10 [[Golden Banana|<span style="color:Red;">Golden Bananas</span>]] | Wayoshi (age 15) died today in a tragic car crash. The other driver wasn't looking where he was driving. The driver was none other than [[Donkey Kong|<span style="color:Red;">Donkey Kong</span>]]. He made some sad grunting noises, so the police let him off with the charge of 10 [[Golden Banana|<span style="color:Red;">Golden Bananas</span>]]. Wayoshi's funeral will be held at the [[Princess Peach's Castle Dungeon|<span style="color:Red;">Princess Peach's Castle Dungeon</span>]]. The MarioWiki users couldn't chip in enough money for a funeral reception. Oh well. The real question is: What was Wayoshi doing driving a car at 15? | ||
====Strikin' it Rich==== | ====<span style="color:Gray;">Strikin' it Rich</span>==== | ||
[[ | [[File:Lumpy.png|thumb|right|The slumpy Lumpy, get it?]] | ||
[[Lumpy|<span style="color:Red;">Lumpy</span>]] (age 26) struck it rich today by finding oil in the fields of the [[Dry Dry Desert|<span style="color:Red;">Dry Dry Desert</span>]]. He kept a short jounal of his adventure. | [[Lumpy|<span style="color:Red;">Lumpy</span>]] (age 26) struck it rich today by finding oil in the fields of the [[Dry Dry Desert|<span style="color:Red;">Dry Dry Desert</span>]]. He kept a short jounal of his adventure. | ||
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After he found the oil, he legally had to pay Mario back for the 100 coin investment. In interest, he had to pay three times as much. Ironically, that was all the money he made for the oil. Maybe he should have gotten more oil. Now what will poor Lumpy do? | After he found the oil, he legally had to pay Mario back for the 100 coin investment. In interest, he had to pay three times as much. Ironically, that was all the money he made for the oil. Maybe he should have gotten more oil. Now what will poor Lumpy do? | ||
====Tussle==== | ====<span style="color:Gray;">Tussle</span>==== | ||
[[ | [[File:Glitz Pit Fight.png|thumb|left|The scene before the fight.]] | ||
The crowd at [[Glitz Pit|<span style="color:Red;">Glitz Pit</span>]] (various ages) had a tussel today. The crowd went wild when the [[Great Gonzales|<span style="color:Red;">Great Gonzales</span>]] and [[Rawk Hawk|<span style="color:Red;">Rawk Hawk</span>]] were climbing the stairs to have their match. A bunch of rowdy [[Doogan|<span style="color:Red;">Doogans</span>]] and [[Lakitu|<span style="color:Red;">Lakitus</span>]] had a disagreement on who was going to win. A Doogan swung at a Lakitu and instead hit an innocent [[Toad (species)|<span style="color:Red;">Toad</span>]], the situation escalated. Great Gonzales and Rawk Hawk were too immersed in their battle to notice the fight. The fight was a rain of mallets, [[Spiny|<span style="color:Red;">Spinies</span>]], and fire. Luckily, the Glitz Pit security team had the situation under control. | The crowd at [[Glitz Pit|<span style="color:Red;">Glitz Pit</span>]] (various ages) had a tussel today. The crowd went wild when the [[Great Gonzales|<span style="color:Red;">Great Gonzales</span>]] and [[Rawk Hawk|<span style="color:Red;">Rawk Hawk</span>]] were climbing the stairs to have their match. A bunch of rowdy [[Doogan|<span style="color:Red;">Doogans</span>]] and [[Lakitu|<span style="color:Red;">Lakitus</span>]] had a disagreement on who was going to win. A Doogan swung at a Lakitu and instead hit an innocent [[Toad (species)|<span style="color:Red;">Toad</span>]], the situation escalated. Great Gonzales and Rawk Hawk were too immersed in their battle to notice the fight. The fight was a rain of mallets, [[Spiny|<span style="color:Red;">Spinies</span>]], and fire. Luckily, the Glitz Pit security team had the situation under control. | ||
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Fake News
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Updated InfoSuper Smash Bros. Brawl Characters We finally have the list of new characters joining the SSB universe. Here we go!
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News HighlightDryites?The secret of the Dryites has been revealed. They say they are not in fact real Toads, but Shroobs. Mr. Joke, a Dryite has stated this. Strangely, him and his accomplices were giggling the whole time he was telling the story of the Dryites. Must have been a Shroob thing. The police team later detained them for questioning and they said they were joking. We should have seen that coming. Either way, we're keeping a close eye on them. |
Local NewsCar CrashWayoshi (age 15) died today in a tragic car crash. The other driver wasn't looking where he was driving. The driver was none other than Donkey Kong. He made some sad grunting noises, so the police let him off with the charge of 10 Golden Bananas. Wayoshi's funeral will be held at the Princess Peach's Castle Dungeon. The MarioWiki users couldn't chip in enough money for a funeral reception. Oh well. The real question is: What was Wayoshi doing driving a car at 15? Strikin' it RichLumpy (age 26) struck it rich today by finding oil in the fields of the Dry Dry Desert. He kept a short jounal of his adventure. Day X0 I was wandering around the desert, looking for oil. You see, I was doing it for my kids and I'll tell you later. This isn't the time. Anyway, I bumped into this talking tornado. It told me to dig around some ruins. I went and I did what it said. It even gave me a ride. After a lot of digging, I thought it was lying. But at that moment I had hit black gold! After he found the oil, he legally had to pay Mario back for the 100 coin investment. In interest, he had to pay three times as much. Ironically, that was all the money he made for the oil. Maybe he should have gotten more oil. Now what will poor Lumpy do? TussleThe crowd at Glitz Pit (various ages) had a tussel today. The crowd went wild when the Great Gonzales and Rawk Hawk were climbing the stairs to have their match. A bunch of rowdy Doogans and Lakitus had a disagreement on who was going to win. A Doogan swung at a Lakitu and instead hit an innocent Toad, the situation escalated. Great Gonzales and Rawk Hawk were too immersed in their battle to notice the fight. The fight was a rain of mallets, Spinies, and fire. Luckily, the Glitz Pit security team had the situation under control. |
