User:Beecanoe

Hey, I'm back to the wiki. But only to announce that I'm semi-retiring. I know people have told me not to, but I can't seem to find my place here. But I'm perfectly fine not editing here anymore. Also, the semi-retiring term means that I might come back. There are a few factors that are keeping me from the wiki:

• As I mentioned, I can't find my place here.
• I'm bored
• I don't like playing Mario as much as I used to (more interested in Pokemon and Minecraft)
• I'm working on other wikis (Game Ideas Wiki and Epic Saga Wiki)

One final thing, the content below is probably not true anymore. I'm just keeping it because it's sort of like a preserve. I'm taking friend requests still, and may check the wiki every once in while for them. ---Beecanoe

My Sig

I serve Dry Bowser! Dry Bowser OWNS!

My Friends (In Order)

• Dry Paratroopa
• MATEOELBACAN
• Fawfulfury65
• Mr bones
• GalacticPetey
• Geniusguy445
• Cmario17

Finding the Wiki

Dry Bowser: "Look at this crap! Everyone is having fun writing all sorts of poop about Mario and stuff and praising him! It disgusts me!"

Beecanoe: "You're very right, boss."

Dry Bowser: "Yeah, I know I'm right." (walks out of the room away from the computer)

Beecanoe: (looks around checking if anyone is watching, goes to the computer and creates an account)

Dry Bowser: (reenters the room and sees him) "WTF are you doing going on this crap?!"

Beecanoe: "But boss! There's a page for you!"

Dry Bowser: (Sits in the computer chair, looks over the page) "This is pathetic! It's small!"

Beecanoe: "That's because you haven't been in enough games!"

Dry Bowser: "................whatever................have fun."

My friend Userbox

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This user is friends with Beecanoe, Bowser and Dry Bowser's most trusted servant.

Youtube

The Bowser Rap is awesome! The only concern is that he flips the bird at the end.

Personally, I think this is better than My Roommate Mario.

If you've seen the youtube videos that are being referenced in this video, then you'll agree with me that this is the best music video ever.

Does not take long to learn by heart.

funny

NO! THIS IS PATRICK!

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!

LEEEEEEROOOOOOOY JENNKIIIINNNNNNS!

Beecanoe's Userbox Tower
vg-5 This user is a professional gamer.
This user is addicted to video games.
This user listens to video game music.
This user likes to draw.
This user thinks Bowser should take over the Mushroom Kingdom. Oh yeah and kill Daisy too
MK This user's favorite Mario Kart track is Airship Fortress.
This user owns a copy of Pokémon Platinum.
File:Obesity Strikes.png This user wants to stop the obesity crisis.
File:Paper Mario Badge 0x0101 Effect.gif This user gets mad when Baby Peach passes him in Mario Kart Wii
This user is on Bowser's side.
This user thinks Mario should be like Michael Jackson now that he's dead.
This user really should have had a V8.
File:Mg5.png This user thinks why is Malletoid's weakpoint two blue breasts?.
File:MegastrikeBowserjr.png This user is against the resistance. Of course, he's kidding. He's not part of it though...yet.
What Nintendo should make This user thinks that Nintendo should make the game Nintendo Kart.
This user hopes this userbox is enough until he can make more. Superman away!!!!
fan-0 This user dislikes the video game character Baby Daisy.
fan-1 This user is a fan of the video game character Bowser.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game character Dry Bowser.
SSB This user thinks the best Super Smash Bros. character is Metaknight.
File:Rambi.jpg This user's favorite Animal Buddy is Winky the Frog.
This user likes watching Luigi dance.
Goombella is this user's favorite Female Mario character
The best babies in this pic are the ones the farthest to the right in both rows. Screw the left ones! .
This user regularly makes the character, Peach (with a Daisy costume), lose in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
fan-0 This user dislikes the console PC.
fan-1 This user enjoys the console Nintendo 64.
fan-2 This user loves the console Nintendo DS.
fan-3 This user's favorite console is the Nintendo Wii.
This user's Brain Age is Over 9000!!!!.
File:ML3Blooper-fountain.gif It is THIS USER who added the nuts to that Statue!
Omg that penguin is dead.
This user thinks that Bowser, Dr. Eggman, Osama bin Laden, and Mel Gibson should team up and take over the Mushroom Kingdom, Mobius, and not so much the world.
FF This user dislikes the Final Fantasy series.
This user supports Nintendo.
This user's favorite SSB stage is Poke Floats (SSBM).
MP This user's favorite Mario Party board is Shy Guy's Perplex Express(MP8).
File:Sonic Icon.png This user plays the Sonic series. He's probably the only person on this wiki that likes Mario & Sonic alike. WHY WHYYYYY!!!1!!!
This user thinks Mario should RAP! He should be called Eminel (Get it M&L Mario & Luigi)
File:Dry Paratroopa.jpg This user is friends with Dry Paratroopa.
File:29. Dry Bones Card.JPG This user is a Dry Bones. No, really, he is.
This user wonders, why wasn't Mewtwo in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
This user wants to be a star on Super Mario Wiki.
File:Ludwig NSMBWii.png This user's favorite koopling is Ludwig von Koopa.
File:Rvl mariobrosw 01char e3.jpg This user is friends with MATEOELBACAN.
File:Shadow queen.PNG This user has never had a girlfriend.
This user likes to crush things like Baby Daisy.
This user's favorite song is "Knight of the Wind" by "Crush 40".
This user likes Daisy's old look, personality, and voice. Heck, Daisy sucks now!
This user is happy that Daisy was able to act more normal than usual for this picture.
File:I'll do my best.gif This user hates Wario's guts which basically means he hates Wario altogether.
File:ToadikoYakumanDS.gif This user thinks Toadette dances like an Indian.
This user thinks Shy Guy is NOT dancing like a Indian.
This user thinks Baby Luigi's dance isn't gay at all.
This user thinks Bullet Bill should be playable.
File:MarioSuperSluggersPianta.PNG This user thinks Master Chief should go on a Pianta massacre.
This user thinks that too many people like Luigi over Mario.
File:SMarioSMS.jpg This user thinks Shadow Mario is better than Mario.
fan-0 This user dislikes the video game character Baby Daisy.
fan-1 This user is a fan of the video game character Master Chief.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game character Shadow.
fan-3 This user's favorite videogame character is Dry Bowser.
This user owns a Nintendo DS Lite.
fan-0 This user dislikes the video game Call of Duty.
fan-1 This user enjoys the videogame Pokemon Platinum.
fan-2 This user loves the videogame Mario Strikers Charged.
fan-3 This user thinks that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the best videogame ever made.
fan-0 This user dislikes the Final Fantasy videogame series.
fan-1 This user enjoys the Sonic the Hedgehog videogame series.
fan-2 This user loves the Pokemon videogame series.
fan-3 This user thinks that Mario is the best videogame series ever established.
This user is friends with Fawfulfury65!
This User is friends with Mr bones
This user is friends with GalacticPetey.
This user likes playing as Mario more than Luigi in Super Mario Galaxy.
This user is can fly(In a plane).
This user says "Do a Barrel Roll"!
File:Shadow queen.PNG This user has never had a girlfriend.
File:Aurasphere.png THIS USER THROWS HADOUKENS!!!!
Add any image here This user thinks that this image is used way to much (Yes, I know there's nothing there)
This user thinks Steve is like god. He made the Wiki!
This user has over 9000 power stars in Super Mario Galaxy.
This user plays with Legos.
This user prefers the new look of Thwomps.
File:YS BlackShyGuy.JPG This user's favorite type of Shy Guy is the Black Shy Guy.
This user is Chuck Norris approved.
File:Anti Guy2.gif This user is dark and twisty.
Pokémon White! This user plans on getting Pokémon White.
This user wants to scream "Duh-luhdiluh!" (which is "GO KOOPAS!" in Koopa-ese).
This user wants to scream "Goom-duh-lah!" (which is "GO GOOMBAS!" in Goomba-ese).
This user is friends with Geniusguy445
This user is friends with Cmario17.
This user thinks Beanies are worthless beans with eyes and legs.
This user is a loyal minion (friend) of Dry Bowser rules!