User:TheDarkStar

File:SMG Sentry Beam model.png

StarFacts: Sentry Beamers secretly run Active Enterprises. Hahahaha it's funny because it's an Action 52 reference.

Praise for the Sentry Garage: When you find yourself thinking about a game of "Report a good editor because they undid your edits",start up Super Mario Galaxy. Then enter the Buoy Base Galaxy, climb to the top, and meditate peacefully while the Sentry Garage comforts you with its quiet stare. I'd recommend climbing on a rail so the Topminis don't interrupt your meditation. And so the Sentry Garage continued expanding its control on the galaxy, using sleeping Marios as fuel.

Ball Beamer Says: TheDarkStar finds it funny how several users temporarily came out of retirement just to vote on a proposal.

Sentry Sherms: Still constantly watching Talk:Bull's-Eye Bill for intels.

This page is about the user who splits contractions and constantly watches the recent changes. For the actual thing, see the Dark Star.

TheDarkStar
Me, myself, and I
Other Names	qwertty (Super Mario Maker 2 username), TDS, but never DarkStar or the dark star
Join Date	February 10th, 2019
Most Recent Contribution	February 8, 2025 02:0102:01, February 8, 2025 diff hist 0‎ m Lightning Lookout ‎ fixing typo current

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4,063 edits and counting! Every 100 edits, I'll make a commemorative userbox and add something massive!
Hello, I'm TheDarkStar. I joined the wiki on February 10, 2019. I usually put my quotes here before putting them on MarioWiki:BJAODN or anywhere else. If you need help with something, please ask me on my talk page.
CURRENT PROJECT: Cleaning up the New Super Luigi U level articles.
A quick note: If you see me using red text or blue text in an edit summary, that's for emphasis. Italics don't work there, sadly.
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TheDarkStar's Userbox Tower
All of this user's userboxes except the one below and the friend userbox are free for anyone to use! Hooray!
This user is TheDarkStar.
This user is a friend of TheDarkStar.
This user is [-]€40 分@4¡0 (talk)’s Friend.
This user is a friend of FanOfYoshi!
This user provides userboxes for HEROMARIO (talk).
This user exists.
This user has been known to steal user boxes without permission. In fact, they stole this one from someone that stole this one from someone who stole this one from someone that stole this one from the personage who made it, and they didn't even ask!
File:Missile Banzai NSMBW.png This user likes Missile Banzai Bills.
This user wasn't too excited for Super Mario Maker 2 at first, but then they found out it had Missile Banzai Bills in it.
This user thanks Steve for creating the Super Mario Wiki!
fan-0 This user despises the Heffalumps and Woozles wiki.
This user listens to video game music.
This user is a big fan of the video game character Dark Star.
This user lives on Earth.
This user thinks Wario can stomp the Goomba if he stays in place while bouncing.
sprite-0 Currently, this user cannot rip sprites at all.
prog-1 This user is a nOoB programmer.
This user dislikes the video game character Pink Gold Peach.
This user hates Bowsette.
No, seriously, Bowsette was a dead meme before it even existed.
This user has beaten the Flipside Pit of 100 Trials.
File:1up Mushroom NSMB Wii.png This user has 99 lives in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
This user owns quite a few Mario plushes.
This user is a fan of the Mario & Luigi series!
This user worships the Kirby series.
This user wonders why Bowser had that switch installed.
File:WaluigiMP8a.PNG This user thinks Waluigi should appear in more than just sports games.
This user is Pirate Goomba, who happens to be a pirate Goomba.
This user thinks this image is funny.
File:KoopaParatroopaG.gif This user can fly! (In an airplane)
Come on Wario, you've been at this forever.
File:QuestionBlock NSMB.jpg This user likes to be random and thinks random thoughts.
This userbox tower is not a stub. You can't help the Super Mario Wiki by expanding it.
WEEGEE WEEGEE WEEGEE WEEGEE WEEGEE!!!
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This user is wondering how Luigi can live in the shadow of a man who's only half of his size.
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This user thinks that all the commotion about filenames should just end. Those filenames weren't meant to be accessed by normal means, so I doubt the developers were attempting to be serious with them. (For reference, this Dune Buddy filename.))
This user offers their condolences to Walkazo's family.
This user reads The 'Shroom.
This user likes messing with people's minds.
This user thinks that Super Paper Mario has the most criminally underrated soundtrack ever.
This was this user's reaction to Paper Mario: Sticker Star
I am Kamek! I can't remember what I was going to say here... Uh, random bananas!
This user like to spin in circles. Weeeeeeeee!
Fawful does too! Weeeeeeeeee!
This user wants to see Fawful in more games.
Beef? I am lacking in beef. This user is beefless. Heh... Heavy...
I am Paper Kamek and now there are two of me!
Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!
In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!
I HAVE RANDOM!
This user has been thinking... Cackletta was a main antagonist. Fawful was a minion of Cackletta. Cackletta was killed. Fawful returned as a main antagonist. Midbus is a minion of Fawful. Fawful was killed... Nope, not happening!
This user thinks Midblizzard is a better name than Blizzard Midbus
Don't look at me like that! PREPARE TO DIE!
I don't need no Fire Flower! KATHOOOM!
It's party time! Now hand over your wallets!
File:Bowser2-CaptainSelect-MSS.png Who wants a "hug"?
File:Propellerluigi.png Please don't drop meeee!
Some assembly required.
This user likes lightning...
...but Mario doesn't!
This user hates flaming.
This user despises speculation.
This user doesn't see what the big deal about Poochy is. (Though he is rather cute...)
This user thinks it's time for some burnage!
This user thought Super Dimentio was a pushover.
TheDarkStar sings a song of bad!♪ MarioWiki is so sad!♪ All of it is for this user!♪ And the...rhyme...with that!♪
This user hates, hates, HATES Merlee's Basement! The game should give you more than one minute before Mimi the Annoying teleports in!
This user has been thinking... First, Fawful appeared as a co-main antagonist. Second, Fawful made a small appearance. Third, Fawful became a main antagonist. Antasma first appeared as a co-main antagonist, then made a small appearance... Could Antasma the Bat King return?!
This user wants the Bowser Mobile to appear again.
HIJACKING BANANA TRUCK!
This user thinks Goomba tactics are pointless
This user thinks the Dark Star X is awesome.
This user is a cake.
This user may update this page in the near future. Milestones
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Project C.A.R.P. (Cool Acronyms are Required for Proposals)

It has come to my attention that proposals on this wiki are often mind-meltingly boring. Studies have shown that boringness of wiki-related issues causes 149% of dolphins to pass out and forget to come up for oxygen. Obviously, this environmental issue must be dealt with immediately. Think of the paperwork all of those dead dolphins create! I propose that Project C.A.R.P. be put into immediate use. This emergency action will require all proposals to have cool acronyms for titles. What qualifies as "cool" will be decided by the C.O.O.L. (Crew Of Optimal L-power), led by me, the K.I.N.G. (Kommanding Instigator of Neural Greatness) of C.O.O.L. It is a well-known fact that 50% of our workforce consists of dolphins, so we should really do whatever we can to keep the wiki interesting for them. My hope is for Project C.A.R.P. to be a spearhead for many new projects (such as a Pie Button, a Waffle Switch, an operation that places the world under the complete control of Poochy, the basics) that will greatly improve the moral of the dolphins and the lemurs (which cover another 40% of the workforce).

Proposer: Ultimate Mr. L (talk) Deadline: A.P.R.I.L. 14, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in Amazing Pie-Related Innovations by Mr. L)

C.O.W. (CARP On the Wiki)

1. Ultimate Mr. L (talk) V.O.T.E (Valuable Opportunity To Ehance)
2. TheDarkStar (talk) Y.E.S. (Yak-Eating Spinach).
3. Toadette the Achiever (talk) T.O. (Tall Order)
4. Waluigi Time (talk) A.R.E.A. (Acronyms Rule in Every Aspect)

Comments

(This proposal wasn't a serious proposal, and therefore can't be archived on MarioWiki:BJAODN/Proposals, but I kept it, adding alt-text to make it even better! Here ya go!-TheDarkStar)

Stuff I do

• Split contractions; priority number one
• Constantly watch the recent changes
• Fix grammar
• Revert vandalism, spam, and trolling
• Rewrite stuff
• The occasional page move
• Beat other users to reminders/warnings
• And I, like everyone else, sometimes decapitalize file extensions.

Friend userbox

You may ask me for permission to use my friend userbox. {{userbox|border=#490063|mainbkgd=#8A2BE2|codebkgd=#490063|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:MLBISBJJDarkStar.png|80px]]|msg=This user is a friend of TheDarkStar.}}

Current Signature

TheDarkStar Short text here

My Wiki Records

I have officially made the largest text on the wiki!
I was the first of the active users that joined in 2019 to archive my talk page!

Conjectural Enemy Names

Mario series

• Jump Beamer: Sentry Beamer (Jump Beamer + Sentry Beam)
• Ball Beamer: Ball Beamer (Why wouldn't I leave this untouched? It's too good.)
• Jump Guarder: Sentry Garage (Yeah, it's an Encyclopedia name.)
• Sentry Beam: Mobile Sentry Beamer
• Jellyfish: Mega Jammyfish
• Petapeta: Starbag
• Tweester (Super Mario Galaxy): Mini Tweester
• Mini Wanwan: Chomp Pup
• Banekiti: Spring Ball
• Torpedo Hasshadai: Torpedo Ted Launch Pad
• Search Torpedo Hasshadai: Targeting Ted Launch Pad
• Dragoneel (purple): Dragolamprey
• Skeletal Fish Guard: Skeletal Fish Guard
• Octopus: Kaliente
• Micro Mecha-Bowser: Mecha-Koopa
• Thorny flower: Needle Plant
• Giant prickly plant: Mega Needle Plant
• Burner Heihō: Barbecue Guy
• Sensuikan Heihō: Submarine Guy
• Fire Pressure: Flamethrower
• Fire Pressure (fireball): Fire Shooter
• Electric Pressure: Electro Blaster

Luigi's Mansion 3

• Blue ghost: Bluey
• Lousy Slammer rip-off: Hammer
• Yellow ghost: IDK I need more info
• Sneaker clone: Gooper
• Gold and silver blue ghosts: Gold Bluey and Silver Bluey

Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

• Bakky: Bucky
• Black Clione: Sea Angel That Is Related To Bucky
• Bee: BEEEEEE
• Big Bee: BEEEEEEEEEEEEE
• Black Fairy: Dark Fairy
• Coco Pig: Cocopig
• Dan Spider: Dancpider
• Dragon Slot: Dragontube
• Fire Pig Poppo: Flame Hawg
• Kiba Pig Poppo: Charging Hawg
• Sleep Pig Poppo: Nap Hawg
• Mini Pig Poppo: Mini Hawg
• Boss Pig Poppo: Blaze Hawg
• Gōrumondo: Madillo
• Iguanagon: Iguanagon
• Jelly Fish: Jellyfish
• Pea Jelly Fish: Swellyfish
• Karikari: Annoying Putrid Little Mouse
• Kamikami: Annoying Poisonous Putrid Little Mouse
• Kobu Kokko: Cob Cock
• Mini Elephant Cannon: Mini Tusk
• Mini Iga: Miniga
• Mini Panda: Dancey Bear
• Mini Slump Bird: Drop Roc
• Needle Poppo: Pufferswitch
• Ninjape: Ninjape, the World's Most Annoying Gibbon
• Rolling Frog: Indy Frog
• Pea Frog: Frog
• Snow Man: Banana Snowman
• Snow Mole: Snow Mole
• Tar Man: WHAT IS THIS AND WHY
• Tar Fish: WHAT IS THIS AND WHY, Aquatic Edition

Reminders that I use a lot

For when users just remove {{uncategorized}} and don't add categories

Please also note that simply removing {{tem|uncategorized}} won't suffice; categories should be added, like this: <code>[[Category:Super Mario Bros. Images]]</code>. Thanks! ~~~~

Things liable to annoy me here

• Edit wars, particularly if a vandal is repeatedly vandalizing the same page over and over.
• Having my username misspelled as The dark star.
• Vandals, obviously.
• Discourteous behavior, especially if it's directed at me.
• Flaming.

TheDarkStar's Theme Song

(to be sung to the tune of Coconut Mall)

TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They're maintenancing various stuff
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They're making minor edits
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They ensure that every talk page here has no raw signatures
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
(In any way let Tent2 come back)
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They're making minor edits
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They absolutely don't want to take over the world 
Now, if you think of marvelous, the first thing that you see
Would not be a star as evil looking as can be
But if you just take a look at my contributions you will surely shout
"Oh, golly! That great user TheDarkStar is amazing!"
But I digress
I'm not too bad, I guess
Certainly, I will
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They're the most humble in the world
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They don't like real obscure stuff
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
Don't mention Bull's-Eye Bills, you'll make them hurl
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
You can find me on the recent changes
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
"What's obscure?" That's real food for thought.
TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar
They really don't like having their name misspelled as The dark star
Now, if you think of marvelous, the first thing that you see
Would not be a star as evil as can be
But if you look at my contributions you will surely shout
"Oh golly! That great user TheDarkStar is amazing!"
But I digress
I'm not so bad, I guess
I certainly will
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end
(switch to the super mario sunshine lose a life theme)
Now, before the song ends...
THIS IS AN ENGLISH WIKI!
(my thoughts on the missile bill's 'iterations'.)

Game reviews

My own reviews of games!
Please assume that all NES, SNES, and N64 games here are on Virtual Console, except Super Mario All-Stars. That one got rereleased on Wii.
PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL THE COMEDY IS HIGHLY EXAGGERATED AND MAY NOT REFLECT MY OPINIONS. IF YOUR MIND MELTS FROM THE SHEER INSANITY OF THESE REVIEWS, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE FULL REVIEWS YET. THEY'LL APPEAR ON A SUBPAGE ONCE I HIT 3000 EDITS.

Game	Pros	Cons	Notes/Rating	Completion
Donkey Kong (NES)	They somehow ported an arcade game to the inferior NES. Levels have variety (75m has moving platforms and 100m has a kinda-sorta-boss-fight) Springs make their first appearance (GO S). Sprites are surprisingly decent for an NES port (except for Jumpman, that sprite is the horrifying face of terrible) ♪Hammer theme♪	Falling damage in a platformer is the sole reason I haven't beat this already. Jumps are way too low for a guy called "redman". He can barely clear a barrel rolling straight at him. For context, in NSMBW, Mario can easily vault over a barrel with little-to-no effort. WHERE IS MY PIE FACTORY?!	Not as bad as the sequel. Oh, and it single-handedly saved video games. 5/10.	Falling damage keeps me from beating 75m.
Donkey Kong Jr. (NES)	Nothing here, nope.	I like to pretend this game doesn't exist, while also happily playing Action 52 and watching Foodfight! of my own free will. That should say something about my hatred for this game. Controls are of the sucky variety. Mario is the villain. Apparently, "My Theories Are A Piano!" was right. You may scream in terror when you realize that his awful sprite from Donkey Kong is back.	What? No. There are no notes here. 2/10.	"Hey, Larry, play that song about never being able to beat level one!" "Sure thing, Johnny!" *thumpity thumpity thump-thump* *cluster chord*
Super Mario Bros.	Aw yeah, now we're doing this right! No more smelly apes, just platforming action! I can kill turtles by using their shells like soccer balls. Satisfying does not begin to describe it. Bowser is an enemy in disguise in the first seven castles. That's a really nice touch that I wish was in more games. Music is wonderful.	♪Everything looks awful!♪ ♪Everything looks uncool, to the TDS "team"!♪ (You can have a team with one star, right?) ♪Everything looks awful!♪ ♪It's a graphical cluster chord, I believe!♪ ♪Everything may be better when the Goombas stick together♪ ♪Side by side, here they are, about to change stuff!♪ ♪Then they get stomped because Mario's still the villain!♪ ♪This page is very bloated!♪ ♪Only a megafan would read it all♪ ♪Because of superfluous stuff♪ ♪Like the Wiki Records!♪	Yes, I just parodied Everything Is Awesome. 7/10.	8-2 and its Lakitu can go to the Underwhere.
Super Mario Bros. 2	UNDERWHERE YEAH. This Game has deserved A Divine Sequel for thirty years, but the closest It has gotten to A Divine Sequel is Super Mario Bros. X2. A sequel to a game that got taken down. Yeah. Every boss is equally amazing, but the best would have to be Mouser, for the sole reason that you get to blow him to smithereens with his own bombs. I practically worship this Divine Game.	There are no cons, as that would be blasphemy.	This is my favorite Super Mario game for a good reason. 11/10.	Made it to 7-2 using All-Stars's save mechanic, failed. 7-1 is very hard for a cloud level.
Super Mario Bros. 3	Difficult, but still fun. I love the Raccoon Suit, except for one detail: YOU MUST PRESS THE BUTTON CONTINUOUSLY TO FLY. Death to thumbs worldwide, I guess. New enemies are great, as always. Game is much longer than both its predecessors.	No save function? In a game with eight worlds, each with seven, eight, or even ten levels? Either the devs were temporarily replaced with cymbal-banging monkeys for the day, or the devs were too distracted by fighting off Ź̧a̸l҉̶g͝o̧҉͏ to add a save function on deadline. Game gets ridiculously hard at times (I'm looking at you, 7-5)	Nice, but not as nice as SMB2. 9/10.	Cannot beat World 8-1.
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars	white	♪OHHHHHHHHHHH...♪ ♪WHO LIVES IN A PLUMBER'S HOUSE UNDER THE HILL♪ ♪MALLEO MALLEO!♪ ♪HORRIFYING AND DOLL-LIKE AND POROUS IS HE♪ ♪MALLEO MALLEO!♪ ♪IF TERRIBLE GRAPHICS BE WHAT YOU WISH♪ ♪MALLEO MALLEO!♪ ♪THEN COME PLAY THIS GAME AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!♪ ♪MALLEO MALLEO!♪ No, seriously, this game sucks even if you don't sing a song about it. THE TRANSLATORS ARE NEOSQUID LEVELS OF TERRIBLE. Everyone is a doll... EVERYONE...	I think I may have found a game capable of coming a close second to Donkey Kong Jr. 2/10.	Ran out of Flower Points at Bowyer's battle, but I didn't have any Syrup. And I saved before I got there, meaning that I was officially stuck forever. The bugtesters must have been sick that day.