The Fuzz

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“Meeeeork! Meeeeeeork! We'll suck up your SOULS! MEEEEEORK!”

—Fuzz (team), Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

The Fuzz a.k.a. the Bottomless Vacuums, is a Major League fighting team in the Glitz Pit, consisting of a Fuzzy, a Green Fuzzy and a Flower Fuzzy. Their Initial Ranking is 5. They were eventually defeated by the future champion, Mario.

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Stats and Tattle Information

Regular Fuzzy

• HP: 3
• Attack: 1
• Defense: 0
• Locations: Shhwonk Fortress, Glitzville, Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 1-9)
• Tattle Number: 50
• Tattle Log: A parasite that sucks up its opponent's HP to replenish its own. Fuzzies are so hyper that it's hard to time your Guard Action Command.
• Tattle: That's a Fuzzy. What a hyper little guy, huh? Cut back on the caffeine! Those things suck up your HP and use it to replenish their own! Isn't that the worst? I mean, EW! Doesn't that just sound totally gross? Anyway, guard against them by pressing A the MOMENT they release you. The timing is pretty hard to master, so, uh, practice up! These things really suck... HP.

Green Fuzzy

• HP: 5
• Attack: 2
• Defense: 0
• Locations: Glitzville, Keelhaul Key
• Tattle Number: 52
• Tattle Log: This minty fuzzy replenishes its HP as it drains yours. And it can multiply.
• Tattle: That's a Green Fuzzy. As you can see, it's a Fuzzy, and it's green. Duh! This is similar to a normal Fuzzy, so it replenishes its own HP as it sucks out ours. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... That is just the grossest thing ever. ...If you don't find that idea gross, seriously, there's something wrong with you. The main difference between this and other Fuzzies is that this one multiplies. You know, I bet this thing would look great sitting next to a Gold Fuzzy.

Flower Fuzzy

• HP: 6
• Attack: 3
• Defense: 0
• Locations: Glitzville, Keelhaul Key, Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 31-39)
• Tattle Number: 53
• Tattle Log: A Fuzzy with lovely coloring. It'll suck your FP and attack with magic when full.
• Tattle: That's a Flower Fuzzy. Wow, what a totally pretty Fuzzy, don'tcha think? This thing attacks by boinging in and sucking out FP. How uncool! We need FP! Once it charges up its own FP, it uses magical attacks. Better beat it before it does. Oh! I just got it! It's a Flower Fuzzy because it sucks your FP (Flower Points)! Duuuuuuh! Hee hee!