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{{character infobox
{{character infobox
|image=[[File:DKJC Wrinkly.png|170px]]<br>Wrinkly Kong as a ghost in ''[[DK: Jungle Climber]]''.
|image=[[File:DKJC Wrinkly.png|170px]]<br>Wrinkly Kong as a ghost in ''[[DK: Jungle Climber]]''.
|full_name=Mrs. Wrinkly Kong<ref>{{cite|quote=Hello, dearies. I'm Mrs. Wrinkly Kong, headmistress here at [[Kong Kollege]].|author=Wrinkly Kong|publisher=''[[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]''|accessdate=March 15, 2025}}</ref><ref>{{cite|quote=Hello there, it's me - Mrs. Wrinkly Kong!|author=Wrinkly Kong|publisher=''[[Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!]]''|accessdate=March 15, 2025}}</ref>
|species=[[Kong]]/Ghost (as of ''[[Donkey Kong 64]]'')
|species=[[Kong]]/Ghost (as of ''[[Donkey Kong 64]]'')
|first_appearance=''[[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]'' ([[List of games by date#1995|1995]])
|first_appearance=''[[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]'' ([[List of games by date#1995|1995]])
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}}
{{quote|Why, if it isn't [[Donkey Kong|Donkey]] -- or is it [[Funky Kong|Funky]]?  No -- [[Diddy Kong|Diddy]]!|Wrinkly Kong|Donkey Kong Land III}}
{{quote|Why, if it isn't [[Donkey Kong|Donkey]] -- or is it [[Funky Kong|Funky]]?  No -- [[Diddy Kong|Diddy]]!|Wrinkly Kong|Donkey Kong Land III}}
'''Wrinkly Kong''' (also known as '''Mrs. Kong''')<ref name=MrsKong>{{cite|author=Cranky Kong|quote=Sure beats a visit from Mrs. Kong! How can I help you?|publisher=[[Donkey Kong Country]]}}</ref> is an elderly [[Kong]] and the late wife of [[Cranky Kong]]. She first appeared in ''[[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]'', but has been deceased and a ghost since ''[[Donkey Kong 64]]''. Wrinkly mostly either provides information or saves the player's game progress.
'''Wrinkly Kong''' (also known as '''Mrs. Kong''')<ref>{{cite|author=Cranky Kong|quote=Sure beats a visit from Mrs. Kong! How can I help you?|publisher=[[Donkey Kong Country]]}}</ref> is an elderly [[Kong]] and the late wife of [[Cranky Kong]]. She first appeared in ''[[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]'', but has been deceased and a ghost since ''[[Donkey Kong 64]]''. Wrinkly mostly either provides information or saves the player's game progress.
==History==
==History==
===''Donkey Kong Country'' series===
===''Donkey Kong Country'' series===
====''Donkey Kong Country''====
====''Donkey Kong Country''====
While not physically appearing in ''[[Donkey Kong Country]]'', [[Cranky Kong]] mentions her in one of his lines.<ref name=MrsKong/>
While not physically appearing in ''[[Donkey Kong Country]]'', [[Cranky Kong]] mentions her when the [[Kong]]s visit him in [[Cranky's Cabin|his cabin]] in the line "Sure beats a visit from Mrs. Kong!"
 
====''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest''====
====''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest''====
[[File:WKong.jpg|thumb|Artwork from ''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest'']]
[[File:WKong.jpg|thumb|Artwork from ''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest'']]
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====''Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!''====
====''Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!''====
[[File:Wrinkly Kong DKC3.png|thumb|150px|left|Artwork from ''Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!'']]
Wrinkly also appears in ''[[Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!]]''. Sometime after the events of ''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest'', Wrinkly retired from teaching at Kong Kollege and moved to the [[Northern Kremisphere]] inside a [[Wrinkly's Save Cave]]. Like Kong Kollege, Wrinkly's Save Cave has a crucial role in saving the player's game progress, although it is free of charge. She no longer provides level hints, and she cares for the [[Banana Bird]]s rescued from various [[secret cave]]s. Whenever the Kongs enter her Save Cave, Wrinkly is performing one of four activities, either exercising, sitting on her couch either asleep or awake, or playing the [[Nintendo 64]].
Wrinkly also appears in ''[[Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!]]''. Sometime after the events of ''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest'', Wrinkly retired from teaching at Kong Kollege and moved to the [[Northern Kremisphere]] inside a [[Wrinkly's Save Cave]]. Like Kong Kollege, Wrinkly's Save Cave has a crucial role in saving the player's game progress, although it is free of charge. She no longer provides level hints, and she cares for the [[Banana Bird]]s rescued from various [[secret cave]]s. Whenever the Kongs enter her Save Cave, Wrinkly is performing one of four activities, either exercising, sitting on her couch either asleep or awake, or playing the [[Nintendo 64]].


In the [[Donkey Kong Country 3 (Game Boy Advance)|Game Boy Advance version]], Wrinkly's role has been lessened. She only runs a single sanctuary, named [[Wrinkly's Retreat]], from the main [[Northern Kremisphere]] map. There her only purpose is taking care of the Banana Birds rescued by Dixie and [[Kiddy Kong]]. As with ''Donkey Kong Country 2''{{'}}s Game Boy Advance remake, Wrinkly no longer saves the player's progress, which is instead done from the world map's {{button|GBA|Start}} menu.
In the [[Donkey Kong Country 3 (Game Boy Advance)|Game Boy Advance version]], Wrinkly's role has been lessened. She only runs a single sanctuary, named [[Wrinkly's Retreat]], from the main [[Northern Kremisphere]] map. There her only purpose is taking care of the Banana Birds rescued by Dixie and [[Kiddy Kong]]. As with ''Donkey Kong Country 2''{{'}}s Game Boy Advance remake, Wrinkly no longer saves the player's progress, which is instead done from the world map's {{button|GBA|Start}} menu.
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====''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D''====
Although Wrinkly does not appear in ''[[Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D]]'', for the game's marketing campaign, [[Nintendo|Nintendo UK]]'s Facebook page posted {{file link|DKC Returns 3D DKC cartoon reference.jpeg|an image}} titled "What is your Donkey Kong name?" with one of the names listed being "Wrinkly."


===''Donkey Kong Land'' series===
===''Donkey Kong Land'' series===
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===''Club Nintendo''===
===''Club Nintendo''===
Wrinkly is briefly seen in the ending of the ''[[Club Nintendo (German magazine)|Club Nintendo]]'' comic, "[[Donkey Kong in: Banana Day 24]]", quarreling with Cranky. It is strongly implied that the reason is because Cranky kissed a random girl out of enthusiasm that [[Earth]] was saved.
Wrinkly is briefly seen in the ending of the ''[[Club Nintendo (magazine)|Club Nintendo]]'' comic, "[[Donkey Kong in: Banana Day 24]]", quarreling with Cranky. It is strongly implied that the reason is because Cranky kissed a random girl out of enthusiasm that [[Earth]] was saved.


===''Donkey Kong 64''===
===''Donkey Kong 64''===
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===''Super Smash Bros.'' series===
===''Super Smash Bros.'' series===
In the [[Super Smash Bros. (series)|''Super Smash Bros.'' series]], Wrinkly only appears in the form of a few different items. In ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'', Wrinkly appears as both a [[Trophy (Super Smash Bros. series)|trophy]] and a [[Sticker (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)|sticker]]. Her trophy heavily resembles her ''DK: Jungle Climber'' artwork, and ironically, Wrinkly's trophy incorrectly mentions her latest game appearance as ''Donkey Kong 64'' instead of ''DK: Jungle Climber'', though in the Japanese version, the trophy incorrectly lists Wrinkly's debut appearance as ''Donkey Kong Country 2'' for the Game Boy Advance. Wrinkly's sticker, which recycles her ''DK: King of Swing'' artwork, can only be used by Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, and equipping it raises resistance against battering attacks by four. In ''[[Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]'', Wrinkly returns as a trophy, which is featured in the "Donkey Kong and his friends" trophy box. In ''[[Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]'', Wrinkly Kong appears as a [[Spirit (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)|spirit]].
In the [[Super Smash Bros. (series)|''Super Smash Bros.'' series]], Wrinkly only appears in the form of a few different items. In ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'', Wrinkly appears as both a [[Trophy (Super Smash Bros. series)|trophy]] and a [[Sticker (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)|sticker]]. Her trophy heavily resembles her ''DK: Jungle Climber'' artwork, and ironically, Wrinkly's trophy incorrectly mentions her latest game appearance as ''Donkey Kong 64'' instead of ''DK: Jungle Climber'', though in the Japanese version, the trophy incorrectly lists Wrinkly's debut appearance as ''Donkey Kong Country 2'' for the Game Boy Advance. Wrinkly's sticker, which recycles her ''DK: King of Swing'' artwork, can only be used by Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, and equipping it raises resistance against battering attacks by four. In ''[[Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]'', Wrinkly returns as a trophy, which is featured in the "Donkey Kong and his friends" trophy box. In ''[[Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]'', Wrinkly Kong appears as a [[Spirit (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)|spirit]].
===Nintendo Music===
{{main|List of playlists with Super Mario tracks on Nintendo Music#Wrinkly Kong}}
[[File:NM Wrinkly Kong PL.png|thumb|175px|The "Wrinkly Kong" playlist's cover]]
Since January 6th, 2025, the [[Nintendo Music]] app has featured a Wrinkly Kong playlist. {{:List of playlists with Super Mario tracks on Nintendo Music|transcludesection=Wrinkly Kong}}
{{br|right}}


==General information==
==General information==
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===''DK: King of Swing''===
===''DK: King of Swing''===
*'''Instruction booklet bio:''' ''Wife of Cranky. Even though she's passed away, she's a gentle Kong who frets about Donkey.''
*'''Jump''': 5
*'''Jump''': 5
*'''Attack''': 2
*'''Attack''': 2
{{Multilang profile
|type=manual
|EngA=Wife of Cranky. Even though she's passed away, she's a gentle Kong who frets about Donkey Kong.<ref>{{cite|language=en|date=2005|publisher=Nintendo of America|title=''DK: King of Swing'' instruction booklet|page=21}}</ref>
|EngE=Wife of Cranky. Even though she's passed away, she's a gentle Kong who frets about Donkey.<ref>{{cite|language=en|date=2005|publisher=Nintendo of Europe|title=''DK: King of Swing'' instruction booklet|page=21}}</ref>
|Fre=Même disparue, la femme de Cranky continue à se faire des tracas pour Donkey.<ref>{{cite|language=fr|date=2005|publisher=Nintendo of Europe|title=''DK: King of Swing'' instruction booklet|page=61}}</ref>
|Spa=Es la mujer de Cranky. Aunque ya ha pasado a mejor vida, es una buena Kong que se preocupa por Donkey.<ref>{{cite|language=es|date=2005|publisher=Nintendo of Europe|title=''DK: King of Swing'' instruction booklet|page=101}}</ref>
|Ger=Crankys Frau. Obwohl schon längst verschieden, ist sie immer noch eine fürsorgliche Kong, die sich stats Sorgen um Donkey macht.<ref>{{cite|language=de|date=2005|publisher=Nintendo of Europe|title=''DK: King of Swing'' instruction booklet|page=41}}</ref>
|Ita=È la moglie di Cranky e veglia su Donkey dall'aldilà.<ref>{{cite|language=it|date=2005|publisher=Nintendo of Europe|title=''DK: King of Swing'' instruction booklet|page=121}}</ref>
}}


===''Donkey Kong Barrel Blast''===
===''Donkey Kong Barrel Blast''===
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|speed=3
|speed=3
|agility=5
|agility=5
|unlock=Win [[Candy's Challenges]] 26: Let Wrinkly Kong win!
|unlock=Win [[Candy's Challenge]] 26: Let Wrinkly Kong win!
}}
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==List of appearances==
==List of appearances==
{|class="wikitable sortable"width=100%
{{appearances list
|-
|title1=''[[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]''
!width=40%|Title
|role1=Non-playable character
!width=20%|Description
|release1='''North America''':<br>November 20, 1995
!width=20%|Release
|format1=[[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]]
!width=20%|System/format
|title2=''[[Donkey Kong Land 2]]''
|-
|role2=Non-playable character
|''[[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]''
|release2='''North America''':<br>September 1, 1996
|Non-playable character  
|format2=[[Game Boy]]
|'''North America''':<br>November 20, 1995
|title3=''[[Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!]]''
|[[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]]
|role3=Non-playable character
|-
|release3='''North America''':<br>November 22, 1996
|''[[Donkey Kong Land 2]]''
|format3=SNES
|Non-playable character
|title4=''[[Donkey Kong Land III]]''
|'''North America''':<br>September 1, 1996
|role4=Non-playable character
|[[Game Boy]]
|release4='''North America''':<br>October 1, 1997
|-
|format4=Game Boy
|''[[Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!]]''
|title5=''[[Donkey Kong 64]]''
|Non-playable character
|role5=Non-playable character
|'''North America''':<br>November 22, 1996
|release5='''North America''':<br>November 22, 1999
|SNES
|format5=[[Nintendo 64]]
|-
|title6=''[[Donkey Kong Land III|Donkey Kong GB: Dinky Kong & Dixie Kong]]''
|''[[Donkey Kong Land III]]''
|role6=Non-playable character
|Non-playable character
|release6='''Japan''':<br>January 28, 2000
|'''North America''':<br>October 1, 1997
|format6=[[Game Boy Color]]
|Game Boy
|title7=''[[Donkey Kong Country 2 (Game Boy Advance)|Donkey Kong Country 2]]'' (remake)
|-
|role7=Non-playable character
|''[[Donkey Kong 64]]''
|release7='''Europe''':<br>June 25, 2004
|Non-playable character
|format7=[[Game Boy Advance]]
|'''North America''':<br>November 22, 1999
|title8=''[[DK: King of Swing]]''
|[[Nintendo 64]]
|role8=Unlockable character in Jungle Jam mode
|-
|release8='''Europe''':<br>February 4, 2005
|''[[Donkey Kong Land III|Donkey Kong GB: Dinky Kong & Dixie Kong]]'' (port)
|format8=Game Boy Advance
|Non-playable character
|title9=''[[Donkey Kong Country 3 (Game Boy Advance)|Donkey Kong Country 3]]'' (remake)
|'''Japan''':<br>January 28, 2000
|role9=Non-playable character
|[[Game Boy Color]]
|release9='''Europe''':<br>November 4, 2005
|-
|format9=Game Boy Advance
|''[[Donkey Kong Country 2 (Game Boy Advance)|Donkey Kong Country 2]]'' (remake)
|title10=''[[Donkey Kong Barrel Blast]]''
|Non-playable character
|role10=Unlockable playable character
|'''Europe''':<br>June 25, 2004
|release10='''Japan''':<br>June 28, 2007
|[[Game Boy Advance]]
|format10=[[Wii]]
|-
|title11=''[[DK: Jungle Climber]]''
|''[[DK: King of Swing]]''
|role11=Non-playable character
|Unlockable playable character in Jungle Jam mode
|release11='''Japan''':<br>August 9, 2007
|'''Europe''':<br>February 4, 2005
|format11=[[Nintendo DS]]
|Game Boy Advance
|title12=''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''
|-
|role12=Cameo as [[trophy (Super Smash Bros. series)|trophy]] and [[sticker (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)|sticker]]
|''[[Donkey Kong Country 3 (Game Boy Advance)|Donkey Kong Country 3]]'' (remake)
|release12='''Japan''':<br>January 31, 2008
|Non-playable character
|format12=Wii
|'''Europe''':<br>November 4, 2005
|title13=''[[Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]''
|Game Boy Advance
|role13=Cameo as [[Trophy (Super Smash Bros. series)|trophy]]
|-
|release13='''North America''':<br>November 21, 2014
|''[[Donkey Kong Barrel Blast]]''
|format13=[[Wii U]]
|Unlockable playable character
|title14=''[[Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]''
|'''Japan''':<br>June 28, 2007
|role14=Cameo as [[Spirit (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)|spirit]]
|[[Wii]]
|release14='''Worldwide''':<br>December 7, 2018
|-
|format14=[[Nintendo Switch]]
|''[[DK: Jungle Climber]]''
}}
|Non-playable character
|'''Japan''':<br>August 9, 2007
|[[Nintendo DS]]
|-
|''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''
|Cameo as [[trophy (Super Smash Bros. series)|trophy]] and [[sticker (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)|sticker]]
|'''Japan''':<br>January 31, 2008
|Wii
|-
|''[[Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]''
|Cameo as [[Trophy (Super Smash Bros. series)|trophy]]
|'''North America''':<br>November 21, 2014
|[[Wii U]]
|-
|''[[Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]''
|Cameo as [[Spirit (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)|spirit]]
|'''Worldwide''':<br>December 7, 2018
|[[Nintendo Switch]]
|}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{main-gallery|Wrinkly Kong}}
{{main-gallery|Wrinkly Kong}}
<gallery>
<gallery>
Wrinkly Kong DKC3.png|''[[Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!]]
Wrinkly DKKoS artwork.jpg|''[[DK: King of Swing]]''
Wrinkly DKKoS artwork.jpg|''[[DK: King of Swing]]''
Wrinkly Kong DKBB artwork.jpg|''[[Donkey Kong Barrel Blast]]''
Wrinkly Kong DKBB artwork.jpg|''[[Donkey Kong Barrel Blast]]''
DKCG Cards Millenium - Wrinkly Kong.png|[[Donkey Kong Card Game (trading cards)|''Donkey Kong'' Card Game]] trading card
DKCG Cards Millenium - Wrinkly Kong.png|''[[Gallery:Donkey Kong Country (television series) trading cards|Donkey Kong Country]]'' (television series) trading card
Wrinkly 4komaGB.png|''[[4koma Gag Battle]]''
Wrinkly 4komaGB.png|''[[4koma Gag Battle]]''
</gallery>
</gallery>
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==Names in other languages==
==Names in other languages==
{{foreign names
{{foreign names
|Jpn=リンクリーコング
|Jap=リンクリーコング
|JpnR=Rinkurī Kongu
|JapR=Rinkurī Kongu
|JpnM=Wrinkly Kong
|JapM=Wrinkly Kong
|JpnC=<ref name=NMusic/>
|ChiS=瑞珂丽刚
|ChiS=瑞珂丽刚
|ChiSR=Ruìkēlì Gāng
|ChiSR=Ruìkēlì Gāng
|ChiSM=Wrinkly Kong
|ChiSM=Wrinkly Kong
|ChiSC=<ref>From the unreleased iQue prototype of ''DK: King of Swing''</ref>
|ChiSC=<ref>From the unreleased iQue prototype of ''DK: King of Swing''</ref>
|Kor=링클리콩
|KorR=Ringkeulli Kong
|KorM=Wrinkly Kong
|KorC=<ref name=NMusic>[[Nintendo Music]]</ref>
|Fin=Kurttu Kong
|Fin=Kurttu Kong
|FinM=Wrinkle Kong
|FinM=Wrinkle Kong
|FinN=''Donkey Kong Country'' and ''Donkey Kong Land'' manuals
|FinN=''Donkey Kong Country 2'' and ''Donkey Kong Country 3''
|FinC=<ref>{{cite|author=Hannu “TheHande” Mäkinen|title=TheHande talks about More Manuals & Finnish DK Names|website=YouTube|url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cJ_BdiaNMY|timestamp=5:53|date=June 4, 2022|accessdate=April 12, 2025}}</ref>
|Rus=Ринкли Конг
|Rus=Ринкли Конг
|RusR=Rinkli Kong
|RusR=Rinkli Kong
|RusM=Wrinkly Kong
|RusM=Wrinkly Kong
|RusC=<ref name=NMusic/>
|Spa=Wrinkly Kong
|Spa=Wrinkly Kong
|SpaM=Wrinkly Kong
|SpaM=Wrinkly Kong
|SpaC=<ref name=NMusic/>
}}
}}


==Notes==
==Trivia==
*The artwork of Wrinkly Kong for ''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest'' shows her reading a book with various phrases like "Diddy's Kong Quest is the best game in the world.", "Look for more great games from RARE.", and a "Worm Pie" recipe.
*The artwork of Wrinkly Kong for ''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest'' shows her reading a book with various phrases like "Diddy's Kong Quest is the best game in the world.", "Look for more great games from RARE.", and a "Worm Pie" recipe.
*In the ''Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!'' group artwork of the Kongs playing on the Nintendo 64, Wrinkly is seen with a green blanket like in ''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest'', yet in the game and her solo artwork, she wears a white and purple gymnastics outfit.
*In the ''Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!'' group artwork of the Kongs playing on the Nintendo 64, Wrinkly is seen with a green blanket like in ''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest'', yet in the game and her solo artwork, she wears a white and purple gymnastics outfit.
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==References==
==References==
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[[Category:Deceased characters]]
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