Editing Woodrow

{{character infobox
|image=[[File:Woodrow.jpg|270px]]
|full_name=T.S. Woodrow
|species=[[Rabbid]]
|first_appearance=''[[Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope]]'' ([[List of games by date#2022|2022]])
|portrayed_by=[[David Coburn]] (English)<ref>[[Media:MRSOHVoiceCast.jpg|Voice actor confirmation from Davide Soliani]]</ref><br>[[Atsushi Imaruoka]] (Japanese)
}}
{{quote|Begone, friends. Begone! // And pray you never see, such universal sorrow. // for HOPE fled before THEE.|Woodrow|[[Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope]]}}
'''Woodrow''' (full name '''T.S. Woodrow''') is a minor NPC in ''[[Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope]]''. He appears as the warden of [[Palette Prime]].

==History==
===Background===
[[File:Woodrow Comic No. 1.jpg|200px|thumb|Woodrow reciting his first poem]]
All throughout Woodrow's life, bad luck followed whenever he recited a poem. The villagers eventually banned him from being a poet, and even held a contest to find a new poet laureate to replace Woodrow. However, he disguised himself and entered the contest, but his poem caused a Intradimensional Doomstorm rating a 9.5 on the terror scale to appear. The Doomstorm dropped a cruise ship on Woodrow and struck him with lightning, causing a rain cloud to become his forever companion.

===''Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope''===
Woodrow is first met when Mario and his friends land upon Palette Prime. He explains to them that two [[Darkmess|Darkmess Tentacles]] are causing grief to Palette Prime, one of which is draining the color of [[Spellbound Woods]], while the other tentacle is causing havoc in [[Paletteville]], along with something much more [[Bedrock|destructive]]. After clearing the two Darkmess Tentacles, Woodrow also requests that the Heroes find [[Sweetlopek]] to have him rebuild the bridge to Paletteville. Once the bridge is built, Woodrow admits that [[Cursa]] is the muse for all of his depressing poems, and promises to write more uplifting poems once they are defeated.

==Profiles==
===Mural information===
The following is a list of quotes from Beep-0 regarding the murals inside the various houses and buildings in Paletteville involving Woodrow.

;Mural 1
''"The young Woodrow is reciting his first poem just before The Great Tree Blight of [[Palette Prime]] strikes.<br>It took 500 leaf blowers to tidy up afterwards. Residents were fined a million coins due to the noise violations!"''
;Mural 2
''"Woodrow's poem - The Strange and Conflicting Feelings Of The Crofter's Cheesemonger preceded an alien invasion!<br>The entire planet was forced to harvest thousands of pounds of pumpkin spice in exchange for their freedom. Horrible."''
;Mural 3
''"After Woodrow read his next poem, a luxury space cruiser crashed into a satellite! Debris fell from the sky for quite a while.<br>Rabbids would be having some picnic and then BAM! Down would come a crystal hot tub or gold badminton cabinet."''
;Mural 4
''"Two tragedies occurred after Woodrow read aloud his Declaration Of Love Written Beneath Yonder Yew-Tree.<br>ONE - the planet's moon fell to the surface of the planet. And TWO - his girlfriend confessed to kissing the captain of the soccer team."''
;Mural 5
''"Each time Woodrow read a poem, tragedy would strike. Residents of Palette Prime naturally blamed him.<br>They would forbid him to write poetry again, citing billions in property damage and "his use of clichéd metaphors.""''
;Mural 6
''"Residents held a poetry slam contest to find a new poet laurate, as Woodrow's poems were always followed by tragedy.<br>Woodrow entered the contest wearing  a disguise to prove it wasn't his poetry that courted disaster, but bad luck... 1,142 cases of bad luck."''
;Mural 7
''"Woodrow gave it his all with his poem I Am No Herald Of Ill. For once, nothing seemed to go wrong afterwards...<br>...until a{{sic}} "Intradimensional Doomstorm" measuring 9.5 on the "terror scale" arrived! I thought those were a myth!"''
;Mural 8
''"Something large set loose from a storm above the planet. Woodrow couldn't get out of the way because he was wearing stilts!<br>By the way, I knew he wasn't naturally that tall. I thought he had lifts in his shoes."''
;Mural 9
''"A steamship landed on Woodrow, squashing him flat as a pancake!<br>It happened after dinner - most passengers didn't even get a turn at the cheese trolley beforehand!"''
;Mural 10
''"Woodrow was crushed by a falling cruise ship, then struck by lightning.<br>After THAT a rain cloud became his permanent halo, forever influencing his outlook and ensuring he'd be a bummer at parties."''

===[[Memory]] bio===
;WOODROW
[[File:M+RSOH Woodrow Memory.jpg|250px|right]]
''In my effort to "translate" the poet-warden Woodrow for the Heroes, I studied thousands of his poems. More than just a combination of rhythmic verses, I found them powerful, even moving - expanding and rewiring my neurotransmitters with each prosodic cue. Few things have contributed to my emerging emotional literacy like poetry. Perhaps I should try writing my own one day.''
{{br}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Woodrow Comic No. 2.jpg|Woodrow Comic No. 2
Woodrow Comic No. 3.jpg|Woodrow Comic No. 3
Woodrow Comic No. 4.jpg|Woodrow Comic No. 4
Woodrow Comic No. 5.jpg|Woodrow Comic No. 5
Woodrow Comic No. 6.jpg|Woodrow Comic No. 6
Woodrow Comic No. 7.jpg|Woodrow Comic No. 7
Woodrow Comic No. 8.jpg|Woodrow Comic No. 8
Woodrow Comic No. 9.jpg|Woodrow Comic No. 9
Woodrow Comic No. 10.jpg|Woodrow Comic No. 10
Woodrow icon MRSOH.png|Icon
Ditrani Salvatore MRSOH Woodrow.jpg|3D renders
</gallery>

==Portrayals==
*[[David Coburn]] (English)<ref>[[Media:MRSOHVoiceCast.jpg|Voice actor confirmation from Davide Soliani]]</ref>
*[[Atsushi Imaruoka]] (Japanese)
*[[Laurent Gris]] (French)<ref>[https://twitter.com/JullRob/status/1779347032878297436]</ref><ref>[https://twitter.com/LoloGris/status/1779602680467349702]</ref>
*[[Gabriele Calindri]] (Italian)<ref>[https://www.antoniogenna.net/doppiaggio/vgames/mariorabbids-sparksofhope.htm ''Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope'' on Il Mondo dei Doppiatori]</ref>
*Luis Fernando Ríos (Spanish)<ref>[https://www.doblajevideojuegos.es/doblaje/54805]</ref>

==Names in other languages==
{{foreign names
|Jpn=ウッドロウ
|JpnR=Uddorō
|JpnM=Woodrow
|Jpn2=T・S・ウッドロウ
|Jpn2R=T S Uddorō
|Jpn2M=T.S. Woodrow
|Chi=T・S・伍德羅
|ChiR=T S Wǔdéluó
|CHiM=T.S. Woodrow
|Ger=T. S. Tristan
|GerM=The name Tristan derives from "triste" (''sad'' in French, Italian, Spanish and Portuguese)
|Ita=Fosco
|ItaM=Gloomy, possibly from {{wp|Ugo Foscolo}}, an Italian poet; shared with [[Gloomtail]]
|Por=Arvoreto
|PorM=Probably from "arboreto" (arboretum/seed source)
|Rus=Вудроу
|RusR=Vudrou
|RusM=Woodrow
|Spa=T.A. Manchado
|SpaM=T.A. Stained; the "T.A." is meant to sound like "te ha" (he has [verb] you), resulting in "Te ha manchado" (he stained you)
}}

==Notes==
*The rain cloud that follows him might be a reference to the "employer's cloud" (''nuvola da impiegato'') from the Italian ''{{Wp|Ugo Fantozzi|Fantozzi}}'' book and movie series, in which the protagonist is comically followed by a personal rain cloud.

==References==
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