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'''OBVIOUSLY NO EDITING ON THIS ARCHIVE OR YOU'LL GET PUNISHED BY WARIO'S FATNESS AND LUIGI'S GAYNESS'''


The proposer must take action, but seeing he wont, I will fix em :) --{{User:Tucayo/sig}} 15:46, 28 January 2010 (EST)

==Signature Help==
{{User:I will help the mariowiki a lot/sig}} <br>
You see? It is a red link. I need help on my signature. {{User|I will help the mariowiki a lot}}

:I suggest a name change first, though...--{{User:Gamefreak75/Sig}}

::How do I change my name??? {{User|I will help the mariowiki a lot}}

:::Go here:[[MarioWiki:Changing username]].--{{User:Gamefreak75/Sig}}

::::I made a new username. Now will someone approve it? {{User|I will help the mariowiki a lot}}

:::::I changed it. As you see to your right, this is my new username. {{User|Red Shell 68066vr}}

Red Shell, can you mark your edits on your userpage as a "minor edit" next time you tried making an edit? Oh also, fanwork that includes "Mario Kart SNDS", "Mario and Luigi: 7 Chaos Emeralds", and the untitled story at the beginning of the article has to be removed -- as a violation of the userspace guidelines. {{User:RAP/sig}} 20:11, 29 January 2010 (EST)

Sorry, regardless of that decision -- you have to host your work somewhere else. :C {{User:RAP/sig}} 20:31, 29 January 2010 (EST)

== Toad Proposals ==

I hope you don't mind, but I removed your proposals in favour of simply revamping the [[Talk: Yellow Toad#Split and Merge Article|old proposed changes]], which had been put forth before the Talk Page Proposal system was set up and so were not given deadlines or proper coverage. That being said, thank you very much for bringing attention back to the ''New Super Mario Bros. Wii'' Toad issue; I have given your proposals' deadline to the old vote, and hopefully when February 13 hits, we can finally fix those pages. - {{User:Walkazo/sig}} 16:10, 31 January 2010 (EST)

==Proposal==
I'm not going to be removing good information. I'm removing unrelated information. Also, there's no removing when it's still fully explained on the page where it's actually relevant. It's just reorganizing where the information should be. If Mario does something in a video-game that's relevant to his role in the game that will be covered, but if it's not related to him how is that good information? 

So can you tell me why you voted oppose then?[[User:ForeverDaisy09|FD09]]

==Re: Bowser==
It used to work but the glitch has since been fixed so it no longer works. Sorry. --{{User|Garlic Man}}

== Something minor... ==

Can you please use {{Tem|TPP}} when creating a Talk Page Proposal?--{{User|Knife}} 20:23, 1 February 2010 (EST)

I see you made a Talk Page Proposal ignoring my advice. If you don't know how to use the template, all you need to do is place {{Tem|TPP}} under the proposal heading.--{{User|Knife}} 17:09, 4 February 2010 (EST)

==Re: Userbox==
Thanks for userbox, even though I can find it meself. 

Plus, those Wario facts are cool too. I'll be adding them, if I have the time and the money...I mean........ohhhh let's go with time. Yeah.

Sorry for such a short and long term reply. Internet was in Brinstar Depths for, like, a week.

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

==Talk Proposal==

I mean no disrespect, but can you stop saying that this proposal needs to be archived? I always archive proposals. It's like my job. I see a proposal that's passed, I archive it, and sooner or later it's forgotten. {{User:Reversinator/sig}}

==Split?==
===Split User: Red Shell 68066vr into User: Red Shell 68066vr and User: Red Shell 68088vr/Mario Kart SNDS (Do not put this in MarioWiki:Proposals#List of Talk Page Proposals)===
I got this message from RAP saying that you need to move your dream games to another page. 

'''Proposer:''' {{User|Red Shell 68066vr}}<br>
'''Deadline:''' (Test, which means no deadline)The user chooses when.

====Split Them====

====Leave Joined====
#{{User|KS3}} Epic fail.

====Comments====
This should be No Quorum (Note that this discusses about Red Shell 68066vr and that he doesn't exist anymore) because no one voted.

==Wart, War, Warrior, '''Wario'''==
Thanks again, I could really use some of these (though some of them directly insults Wario. I just want facts, not hothead remarks about him)

Say, I have a question regarding your story. Did you based it off LeftyGreenMario's or what? Because there's no punctuation in it at all. LeftyGreenMario actually did work on it before she got an account here and she would send emails to me regarding that particular story. Her story was hilarious and I loved it. She decided to share it here.

Anyway, Wario is so disturbing. Sometimes, I wonder why ESRB rates Mario games E when it clearly rated M because of Wario's disturbingness. Nothing can be more disturbing than Wario. I can imagine Mario and Luigi in a dress without being disgusted, but WARIO!!??? That's a different story!

Do you want my userbox to place on your userbox tower? If so, I will send it to you.

Also, I'm a cereal (serial) killer. DIE CEREALS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHEEeehehhehehahuhohohohohohooouuuhuuuuuuuuhhh

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

==Siggy==
Remove the red link from your signature. You're just giving me more work to do. {{User:Reversinator/sig}}
:I'm waiting... {{User:Reversinator/sig}}
::That is not a red link. It just looks like a red link but it really goes to the red shell article. {{User:Red Shell 68066vr/sig}}

==War==
Well, any sorta war happened because WARio, hahaha. 

I don't want Nintendo to take Wario out. Who do I have to torture then? Who will I have to make his life miserable? See, Wario isn't generally completely negative. You can torture him and do all sorts of pleasant stuff like that in the games. Such as making him drown in Super Mario 64 DS or ensuring he's 12th in Mario Kart Wii.

Well, accepting my userbox would be accepting my friend request (twist!!! :P) and....oh what the heck, I'll process it here then

{{userbox|border=#5DFC0A|mainbkgd=#0000FF|codebkgd=#F7B3DA|codecolor=#000000|code=
[[Image:Mario on Fire.png|40px]]|msg=This user is friends with '''BabyLuigiOnFire'''}}



See? It cool, ain't it? Wait, you say no!? Uhhhhhhhhhh...ok.

School shouldn't be present right now in Saturday, Monday, or Sunday, or I'll feel very unfortunate for you.

Oh, one last comment. I think Wario exercises enough in the gym. Just look at those muscles and smell his sweat. Nah, tell him to run 32 laps around the high school track. He runs so darn slow, I bet making him run 8 miles will make him run faster.

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

==Wario in Star Dash==
Even though Wario was in Star Dash, he would lose. Here's proof:

[[Image:MSB Star Dash.jpg|230px]]

Why does he has all of these low coins. Why? Let me tell you why. You know that Star that keeps popping up in the center? Well, Baby Luigi, Goomba, and Shy Guy all at least got it once, but Wario was never. They all targeted Wario, which made him lose all of his coins. When the minigame ends, whatever they collected is theirs for keeping. Wario got none, and came home with none. 

See? It funny, right (I wrote like that in purpose)? I think it's the funniest picture in the wiki because the 3rd place person has 39 coins while Wario has ZERO!! Wario has a long way to go before he catches up with the 3rd place person. And a very LOOOOOOONG way too, because everyone hates Wario.

Haha, I'll add that shortly. I never played Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter games, mainly due to the lack of Baby Luigi, Toad, and Toadette.

Sorry, but when I get funny pictures, I tend to share 'em a lot. 

Actually, Aphelocoma californica is the scientific name for "Scrub Jay." I'm very fond of birds, and I even think they're cuter than Baby Luigi. Sorry, but Baby Luigi is a character that doesn't exist, only in the video game world. I feel kinda sad.

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

:Wario's so smelly, that he makes birds gag (and they can't smell either)

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

::Well, I'm so glad Mario exists instead of WARIO!! Imagine the chaos!!

Oh, and it wasn't an asteroid that extincted the dinosaurs. It was Wario's poop that fell out of the sky and smashed.

Haha, I should add that to my facts!

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

:::I'm fond of Luigi, but I don't care if you hate him or not or dress him up in a dress and do all sorts of stuff to him. I also kind of dislike him because they make people think that Baby Luigi is actually Luigi and Baby Luigi is not needed. THAT makes me mad. And LameyGayMario says I don't like Luigi anymore and don't care about him, but you know what? It's my opinion, fatso. Deal with it. I'd play as Toad/Toadette over Luigi any day.

How come what you said to me contradicts your userbox? You said you're a big fan of Luigi and now you're telling me he's your least favorite character? Hmm.

At least you'd want to sleep with Baby Luigi instead of Luigi. You should hear how Luigi snores. 

Sleep with Wario? That's a totally different story.

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

::::Why do you hate Luigi so much? I'm wondering.

I hate Yoshi probably as much as you hate Luigi. Why? I think Yoshi's voice is annoying. He also looks like a deformed frog. At least the past Yoshi looked like a dinosaur and didn't sound like a demented kid.

You should know why I hate Wario, though.

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

== Userspace ==

[[User:Red_Shell_68066vr/Mario_Kart_SNDS]] will soon get deleted, as it does not have any relevance to the wiki. You may save a copy of your work to your computer if you'd like. Thank you. <span style="font-family:verdana; color:#red;"><font size="5">'''[[User talk:Yoshario|Y]]'''oshario'''</font></span>[[File:Yoshi Mario Hat SM64DS.png|30px]]
:You don't understand. It's against the rules. <span style="font-family:verdana; color:#red;"><font size="5">'''[[User talk:Yoshario|Y]]'''oshario'''</font></span>[[File:Yoshi Mario Hat SM64DS.png|30px]]
::That's not an excuse, their fanwork should be deleted as well. <span style="font-family:verdana; color:#red;"><font size="5">'''[[User talk:Yoshario|Y]]'''oshario'''</font></span>[[File:Yoshi Mario Hat SM64DS.png|30px]]

== Twilight, the horrid black book of demise. And its series. ==

I meant the one by Stephanie Meyer. You know, some idiotic girl falling in love with a weirdo vampire. This book fails to appeal me. I would have been neutral to it if the kids at my school aren't shoving it to my face. Too bad they do shove it in my face.

The one by Erin Hunter? I liked that book. I like cats you know.

{{User:LeftyGreenMario/sig}} 12:13, 21 February 2010 (EST)

==Username Change==
Are you really sure you want to be renamed again? You won't be allowed to have another username change until January next year. Just telling you. {{User:Time Q/sig}} 12:48, 21 February 2010 (EST)

== What is Yoshi's scientific name? ==

Since I was being nosy and I decided snoop in UglyMonsterOnFire's talk page, I will answer your question on the scientific name of Yoshi. 

It is

''Stupida idioticania''

Otherwise, scientists usually call Yoshi a "retarded frog." Well, he looks mentally disabled and drunk because he ''IS'' mentally disabled and drunk. Well, let's dissect him for our science class. Since he has smooth skin, a long tongue, big bulgy eyes, and a retarded voice, Yoshi is considered a frog and not a thickwitted dinosaur/dragon.

If we could classify Wario, we would call him ''Homo sapiens'', but we know humans don't have pointy ears, poop for hair, cholesterol teeth, a garlic-shaped nose, and humans do not suck in black holes. Which means Wario doesn't get his own classification.

Mimus polyglottos.

The Mushroom Planet's best scientist,

{{User:LeftyGreenMario/sig}} 13:13, 21 February 2010 (EST)

P.S. You changed your name again. WHYYYYY???????

==Scientific Names==
Birdo: ''Reda Ribbona''<br>
Koopa: ''Kopatoria Ribonaos''<br>
Goomba: ''Gobmana Baris''<br>
Shroobs: ''Homo Poisonshromaus''<br>

Nah, all names were made up.

Oh, and I also knew someone who was named Mario.

I'm wondering, but why did you change your username again? I liked your old one. You know, the one about Red Shells and stuff.

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

==???????==
Uh, hey.
Jeez, it's really hard to reply to somone who only wrote on word! me goes crazy =)!!!
So, I guess I should tell you about myself( just to get a conversation going, bleh)

I (unlike LGM and BLOF) acually like Yoshi and doesent think his voice is retarted HOWEVER I do understand how he looks ugly and is mentally retarted but.... a FROG?
I dunno how people come up with 

Let's see......I beat all three Mario and Luigi games and BiS was so far the best won. They should really make a 4th one. I guess that "Mario and Luigi: DK's revenge" is a good idea, but M&L 7 Chaos Emralds? BLECK!!!!!(Sorry, I like imperanating Count Bleck :3) Yeah I also beat Paper Mario and Super Papaer Mario.... but not Paper Mario..............

BLOF says she usually tortures Wario but I honestly didnt think It would be that fun....until I totally humiliated him in Mario Party 7! It was HILARIOUS!!!!
He went the whole game without getting any Stars, every time he reached a Star he didnt have enuff coins....but then he got 2 Stars from DK putting him in the lead..........................

...............................UNTIL I STOLE THEM FOM HIM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

(Ahem) Sorry, I make random outbursts a lot.[[User:Ratfink43|Ratfink43]]

== The scientific name for a T Rex ==

''Tyrannosaurus rex''. 

See? I'm smarter than the virus-brained PooPooOnFire. You should ask me instead.

NotRightyOppositeOfRedThePersonWhoGotSeventhOnSnowboardCrossInTheVancouver2010OlympicWinterGamesMinusFuchi

{{User:LeftyGreenMario/sig}} 20:24, 21 February 2010 (EST)

==Tyrannosauroidea Yoshikea==
Just in case if you don't know it, but this is probably the scientific name of yoshis. Just like the scientific name of blue jay is (in BabyLuigiOnFire's Talk Page). Koopa Troopas are probably in the family Trionychidae and I don't know what genus it is supposed to be in but it's name is going to be (genus) koopia. -{{User|KS3}}

== Aphelocoma californica is a scrub jay. Scrub jays don't have a crest unlike blue jays. ==

And that (Something Yoshikea) isn't the scientific name for Yoshi.

First of all, Yoshi is too stupid to be a tyrant. Second, he is an amphibian and not a reptile. He has four fingers (that's disgusting. What happened to his pinkies?). He stands  upright. He is stupid. He is too small. He doesn't have a jaw full of teeth. He stands upright. And he's buttugly. You got it all wrong. 

This is coming from the smartest scientist in Mushroom Planet.
-NotRightyOppositeOfRedThePersonWhoGotSeventhOnSnowboardCrossInTheVancouver2010OlympicWinterGamesMinusFuchi

Your nickname for

{{User:LeftyGreenMario/sig}} 20:51, 21 February 2010 (EST)

== Yoshi ==

Fine then. Yoshi belongs in the ''Thick-skulled'' genus. Yoshi is a frog with a tail. Here's why:

# He has big bulging eyes
# He has a long, sticky tongue.
# His skin is smooth.
# He has webbed toes. (I've seen them; they're webbed.)
# He has four fingers. 
# He has a nose similar to a frog.
# He has a white belly.
# He is green, the stereotype trait for frogs.
# He jumps high.
# He lays eggs. His eggs crack because he is a special frog.
# Yoshi hears through a tympanic membrane called the stapes.

Tell me how Yoshi is a reptile anyway. He looks NOTHING like a dragon.

The Yoshi from Super Mario World is the true Yoshi since he is more dinosaur-looking than the deformed human-like frog.

Yoshi is stupid. The rest of the other Yoshis are (a lot) smarter.

{{User:LeftyGreenMario/sig}} 21:19, 21 February 2010 (EST)

==Holy Guacamole==
You did sent me lot of stuff yesterday. Honestly, I don't know the scientific names unless I looked it up in the science and that stupid fat man called LGM decided to answer your questions. Hey, you directed those questions to ME not this idiot.

Oh, this vr stuff. I NEVER go online, because I don't wanna hurt anyone's feeling by torturing them while they play as Wario. Plus, HACKERS!!!

I don't watch the Olympics, sorry. The only thing I watch is me, playing video games.

Yesterday, LGM and I played Mario Party DS. We were Mario and Luigi while the other team was Waluigi and Wario. Whenever we landed on a duel space, we always chose Wario to duel. No matter what the minigame was, we never lost, but we didn't always win. Still, their stars dropped from 7 to 2!!!

Oh, and most of the time, it's Wario who usually gets spun out of the block first. Meaning that he always ends up 4th. Well, except the most recent Battle Royale we played, he was just ONE star behind me. He was just a lucky butthole.

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

==Wario as a Featured Article?==
Ew. He would give the wiki a horrible representation. After seeing a picture of Wario on the Featured Article area, people would probably not go to this wiki. Why? Because Wario can suck black holes in and rip the fabric of time and space. And he can turn the Gorgon into a pile of fat. Very creepy. The Gorgon turns everything to stone, but Wario turns it into fat instead. I would advise not meeting Wario in a Dark Alley.

I'm so glad Baby Weegee is a featured article, though it is kind of short. Still, he's awesome. And the best part is? Luigi isn't featured yet! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That proves that Baby Luigi is far more significant than Lulu Honolulu.

HOLY SHELL!! MY CURRENT TALK PAGE IS TWICE AS LONG AS MY LONGEST ARCHIVE!!! Stupid LGM...the monster. I already read that on her userpage AND her emails she sent me.

Wait.....YOU did it? You're a monster as well!!! Cries! Why does every 11 minutes of my life get filled with misery!!! WHY!!!

Oh cheer up, it could be worse.

Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.

(pause) Well, this is the end.

Note: I'm just kidding and I still like you. You're a good friend to me.

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

PS Sorry I'm late today. I was in a bad mood and tired from the metal anvils the school gave me (HOMEWORK!!). But you cheer me up.

UPDATE: Wait, you didn't copy pasta it. It looked like you did because you signed next to the humongo wall of text there.

:Do you know what scrub jays even are? Did you search them? In our area, they live and thrive. We see them almost everyday in our backyard.

I like Passer domesticus as well. And Mimus polyglottos. Mimus polyglottos is a great singer, as well as an excellent ventriloquist.

Who's Shadoo? Oh yeah, why is Kamek so special? He looks like any old magikoopa, and even my mom mistakes him for a FEMALE. That shows you how much Kamek is a pepperoni he is.

You also extended my talk page as well. But yeah. It's mainly that poopoo head jerk's fault, LeftyGreenMario.

Here's something from [[MarioWiki:BJAODN]]:

===[[Wario]]===
''In ''[[Mario Party 6]]'', Wario and [[Toadette]]'s team name is named ''Secret Friends''. This may refer that Wario and Toadette were once friends, secretly.''

====A poopoo head jerk====
''(That was a header for a section)''


LOL, awesome. And check out here.

===Wario's Poop===
''Wario's Poop is yellow and will appear in Mario Kart Wii and Wario Kart Superstarspeed

''(The articles was then later recreated with the following content)'':

''Is a player in Wario Kart Wiim he is yellow''

Ew.


{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

::Had a new entry for BJAODN. Check it out: [[MarioWiki:BJAODN/Characters]]

(It's in the Toad section. Man, that's the SECOND time someone mentioned Toad as an IT)

Plagiarism is bad. But we do it all the time in this wiki. Mario is copyrighted. We obvious had nothing to do with Nintendo. OH MY FUNNY GOODNESS!!

I'm gonna initiate random laughing now.

HAHAHAHEHEHEHUHUHUHAAHAAHAAHEEHEEHEEHOHOHOHIHIHIHUHUHUHYHYHYUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!


{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

PS Sakurai, Iwata, and Miyamoto: *laughs in unison*

PPS Oh, and one more thing. Your Kamek fan userbox is contradictory also.

== Wario Facts ==

Thanks, I could use those.

And have you read the BJAODN? All are funny except the part where something says that Baby Luigi has a reputation of being "gay".

They're wrong. Luigi is the gay person. Just look, he wears a dress and he LIKES it. Waluigi, no. He's just infected with the Barbie virus, that's all.

When you talk about Luigi, you just talk about adult man, right? Because, Baby Luigi is STILL Luigi. Oh well, I consider Baby Weegee to be a separate character anyway, from Luigi. He's not homosexual, like Luigi. Nor an "ass", like Luigi is.

{{quote|Real men wear dresses!|Luigi}}

He said that. Not me. 

I hate dresses anyway.

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

:Er, have you read the rules? They said replacing all content in the Mario article with "MARIO IS A BLEEP" is not funny; it's obnoxious and stupid.

Baby Weegee is so cute!!!!!!!!!! <3 Heart <3

Sorry, had to say that. I have a screenshot of him in baseball right when he got hit by a baseball and is about to cry and he looks so adorable!!! I mean, he looks like is was fine!!!

Sorry...

If someone said, "Wario is so cute!!!!!!!! <3" would you think this person is crazy?

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

==Re: Hi and Fake News Section==
OK thanks. I know I just didn't want to put all of them in.
{{User|LaLaLand123}}

== SUpeR MaRio GAlaxY 2 ==

[[Image:Galaxy2logo2.jpg|thumb|right|Yah]]

They removed it...check out that picture.

Now it's UR MI LY

It doesn't make any sense at all.


(I'm not too excited either for this game, mainly due to Yoshi being in this game)

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

==PMMushrooms==
I'll answer the question: NO. There are a significant amount of mushrooms and they're a lot more major than the other mushrooms. {{User:Reversinator/sig}}

==Usapedia?==
Do you personalize your userpage to any extent there? I already checked it out there and I just see articles on users such as : This dude is a dude who can dudeify himself up!!

If you can, cool. I mean, where's your stuff? I'd like to check it out.

{{User:BabyLuigiOnFire/sig}}

== Ms,UglyIdiotOnFire is really an idiot. ==

It's not UR MI LY. What a moron.

[[Image:Galaxy2 3rdlogo.jpg|thumb]]

It's actually UR MI ALY. What an idiot.

Now. Here's a rant about that overgrown frog.
Add a T to the end of the overgrown amphibian's name and you have just created a bad word! Yippee!!

Anyone who questions how Yoshi can even support Mario are not very smart. Yoshi weighs twice as much as Mario, and Yoshi is an idiot. Yoshi is Mario's slave. Yoshi enjoys it. Because he is mentally slow.

People always complain how fat Mario is. How about Yoshi? That belly of his is huge! WHOA!!

Yoshi has killed all of my excitement for Super Mario Galaxy 2: The Game that would have been Great Until that Sicko Yoshi Got Added In but Oh Well We are Nintendo We Like to Anger Everyone Laughs.

Wario? Don't let me get even started for this sorry excuse for a human.

[[Image:MKW Yoshi Mach Bike Artwork.png|thumb|right|Look how big his anus is! OMGOMGOMG!]]
[[Image:MPDSYoshi.png|thumb|Look at this retarded frog! LOOK AT IT!!!]]
[[Image:BrawlYoshi.png|thumb|It's an amazing wonder why Nintendo doesn't sensor Yoshi. I mean, C'MON!! He's not wearing any pants or underwear! (Words made by {{User|LeftyGreenMario}} Animals don't wear pants or underwear!!! -{{User|KS3}})]]

Yoshi is such a loser. 
{{User:LeftyGreenMario/sig}} 21:59, 28 February 2010 (EST)

P.S. Yoshi and Wario are friends so there is no excuse for liking Yoshi, but not Wario.


NOW,






marvel at your talk page with these hideous pictures of the bipedal frog.

== Title ==

See. I told you BaboonLicecreamOnFire (hence, BLOF) is dumb. Speak extremely simple sentences; she doesn't catch on in more complicated sentences. I usually have to help her, which is the reason why she looks and acts smart. Which is quite sad, since I have ADHD and she doesn't.

(not all Yoshis are stupid. Take the one from Super Mario World. The one that actually resembled a dinosaur and not a salamander/frog  hybrid. That Yoshi is pretty smart and we think that Yoshi is female. What? We need more female characters that are not wearing dresses  or crowns, darn you Fintendo!)

{{User:LeftyGreenMario/sig}} 00:15, 1 March 2010 (EST)

So I heard ButtLicksOnFire made a Userpedia account. Looks like she needs some help on writing the page!

P.S. Forget what I said on the second sentence. I was just kidding. BLOF can't understand even extremely simple sentences.