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*[[User:Ralphfan/Archive 1|'''November 2008 - February 2009 (Messages 1-40)''']]
*[[User:Ralphfan/Archive 2|'''February 2009 - May 2009 (Messages 41-80)''']]
*[[User:Ralphfan/Archive 3|'''May 2009 - August 2009 (Messages 81-120)''']]
*[[User:Ralphfan/Archive 4|'''August 2009 - October 2009 (Messages 121-160)''']]
*[[User:Ralphfan/Archive 5|'''October 2009 - November 2009 (Messages 161-200)''']]
*[[User:Ralphfan/Archive 6|'''November 2009 - January 2010 (Messages 201-240)''']]
*[[User:Ralphfan/Archive 7|'''January 2010 - June 2010 (Messages 241-280)''']]
*[[User:Ralphfan/Archive 8|'''June 2010 - October 2010 (Messages 281-320)''']]
*[[User:Ralphfan/Archive 9|'''October 2010 - March 2011 (Messages 321-360)''']]
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{{:Special:Whosonline}}

Hi, I'm Ralphfan. You probably already knew that.

<font color=White><span style="font-size:150%">Put a new heading or subheading before you put your stuff; don't just indent.  That's all.  Really.</span><font color=orange>

<span style="font-size:200%">SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T COUNT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT<br><br>IGNORE SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS PUTTING A HEADER.<br><br>COME ON, GUYS.</span>

Except of course...:

*No racism
*Don't over-swear
*No ''"inappropriate"'' (most of you '''know what I mean''') references
*To format anything else, see how everyone else did it.
*Don't flame
*No illegalities
*Follow all other Wiki rules

<font color=White><span style="font-size:200%">'''If you are here to give me a friend request, don't.  Usually, if someone asks me to be their friend, I don't even know them.  If you happen to be my friend, then there is no need to officially confirm it or anything.  Save your friend requests for Facebook.'''</span><font color=orange>

Yeah, that's all.

== Music & Artwork due March 12 ==
{{MATemplate|March 12}}
{{User:Fawfulfury65/sig}}

== Warning ==

{{Shroomwarning|March 12<small><sup>th</sup></small>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 13:42, 5 March 2011 (EST)

==Ohai==

{{fakewarning|1=March 12th, 2011|2=Life is but a cup of coffee, and you are the spoon. If you run around in circles, everything around you starts swirling.}}- {{User:Edofenrir/sig}} 16:23, 5 March 2011 (EST)

==Proper headers are for squares==

{{PipeWarning|March 12}}
:{{User:Marioguy1/sig}}

==The 'Shroom==
{{fakewarning|1=April 9th, 2011|2=Good writing is no cakewalk. If you walk on cakes with your feet, nobody will be willing to eat them anymore.|3=<br><br>Also, Marioguy1 should be aware that proper headers are for dignified gentlemen.}}
== Music & Artwork due April 9 ==
{{MATemplate|April 9}}
{{User:Fawfulfury65/sig}}

== Shroomwarning ==

{{Shroomwarning|April 9th}}
:I apologize for the tardiness of this warning being sent out. That said, although the deadline is the same as it would have been if I sent out the warnings on time, all latenesses will be considered "partially excused" up to April 12<sup>th</sup> (anything sent in after the deadline listed in the warning above will not qualify for Section of the Month). Anything sent in after the 12<sup>th</sup> will result in the regular enforcement of the rules, and an automatic partial excuse will not be extended. Thank you, and once again, sorry for the inconvenience. {{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 23:03, 5 April 2011 (EDT)

==This is technically a header...==
::{{PipeWarning|April 9}}
:::The good news is, as SMB has given me three extra days to submit the sub-team section, you can have three extra days to submit yours! 
{{User|Marioguy1}}

==Honk==
What's that even mean? {{User:Kaptain K. Rool/sig}}

==Honk==
But why are you all honking me? {{User:Kaptain K. Rool/sig}}

== Issue L! ==

{{PipeWarning|May 14}}
:Remember, this is The 'Shroom's fiftieth anniversary so make sure you make your sections special! {{User:Marioguy1/sig}}
== Music & Artwork due May 14 ==
{{MATemplate|May 14}}
Make you section extra-special for the 50th issue!
{{User:Fawfulfury65/sig}}

== Special Issue! ==

{{Shroomwarning|May 14<sup>th</sup>}}
:Please note that anybody who misses Issue L, the Special Issue, will be fired! This is one of the most important events of the year, so please be sure to submit something. If you cannot make the deadline, please let me know '''in advance''' whether you can submit it late or not, and it will be excused. Thank you, {{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 16:18, 7 May 2011 (EDT)

==Fakewarning==
{{fakewarning|1=May 14th, 2011|2=The cake is only a lie if you allow it to be.|3=<br><br>Please note that any section submitted late will be disqualified from being selected as the Section of the Month.}}

== Error in 'Shroom writer sheet ==

I just noticed an error in your 'Shroom writers sheet. In the "Sections - Fake News", you left the Issue L section completely blank for Interview, despite the fact I wrote the interview for Issue L. Please fix this mistake. Thank you. --PyroGuy6 [[File:Sad Paragoomba.PNG|25px]] I [[User:PyroGuy6|gotta]] [[User talk:PyroGuy6|vacuum]] [[Pyro Guy|tonight]]. [[File:ShyguyYakuman.gif|25px]] 10:49, 3 June 2011 (EDT)

== M&A due June 11 ==
{{MATemplate|June 11}}
{{User:Fawfulfury65/sig}}

==Fakewarning==
{{fakewarning|1=June 12th, 2011|2=When life gives you lemons, try selling them on eBay. Some people buy everything.|3=<br><br>The due date being June 12th is not an error. You'll have until Sunday this time because I was one day late with these warnings.}}

== Have a nice heaping pile of Shroom... warnings! ==

{{Shroomwarning|June 11<sup>th</sup>}}
:Sorry for the tardiness of this warning. {{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 21:16, 6 June 2011 (EDT)

==Headers...pffft==

{{PipeWarning|June 11}}

== Awards ==

I AM QUICK.

I want to present, and I want the following.

*Favorite PM Partner
*Worst Enemy
*Favorite Retired User

--PyroGuy6 [[File:Sad Paragoomba.PNG|25px]] I [[User:PyroGuy6|gotta]] [[User talk:PyroGuy6|vacuum]] [[Pyro Guy|tonight]]. [[File:ShyguyYakuman.gif|25px]] 16:04, 1 July 2011 (EDT)

Sorry I may be a little over the top here.

==Awards==

May I present the Best enemy award? {{User|Goomba's Shoe15}}

==No Header For You!==
And now that I see that is taken I'd like to ask if i can present the best mini-boss instead {{User|Goomba's Shoe15}}

==Music & Art sections are due July 9==
{{MATemplate|July 9, 2011}}
{{User:Fawfulfury65/sig}}

== Insert creative message here... ==

{{Shroomwarning|July 9<sup>th</sup>}}

==Header Substitute==
{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 16:22, 3 July 2011 (EDT)

==Artificial Header==
{{fakewarning|1=July 10th, 2011|2=No matter how fancy it may be on the outside, a lunch box is useless if you don't put something tasty in it.|3=<br><br>Same thing as last week. You'll have until Sunday because I was one day late with the warnings.Yes, again.}}

==Soylent Green is People==
{{PipeWarning|July 9}}

{{User:Marioguy1/sig}}

== ???? ==

Why can't I present for the 'Shroom Awards? {{User:DKPetey99/sig}} 20:22, 14 July 2011 (EDT)

==Header of Some Variety==
Why would they feel that? Is my writing bad? {{User:DKPetey99/sig}} 20:28, 14 July 2011 (EDT)

== Shroom Issue LII  ==

Nice article in the fake news. however, I just wanted to let you know, FIFA blocked the video you linked to on copyright grounds. {{User|Iamthedude}}

== Shroomwarning ==

{{Shroomwarning|August 13<sup>th</sup>}}

==The Header Shortage Continues==
{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 21:54, 6 August 2011 (EDT)

==Grrrr==

;<s>Headers? pffft</s> I realized I used that before. So imagine something more creative here.

{{PipeWarning|August 13}}
:Make sure you sent this one to SMB, not me. {{User|Marioguy1}}
{{fakewarning|1=August 14th, 2011|2=If you cannot overcome an obstacle, try until you can. If you still can't overcome it, it must be a glitch. Go and complain on the troubleshooting page.}}

==The 'Shroom==
{{fakewarning|1=September 11th, 2011|2=Oh, were you expecting some insightful words? Too bad! Waluigi time!}}

== a ==

{{shroomwarning|September 10<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 23:14, 4 September 2011 (EDT)
==Music & Art due September 11==
{{MATemplate|September 11, 2011}}
{{User:Fawfulfury65/sig}}

==What she said==
{{PipeWarning|September 11}}
:{{User:Marioguy1/sig}}

== Free MCD with every Fakewarning! ==

{{fakewarning|1=October 8th, 2011|2=}}

In case you didn't hear, I'm the new director of Fake News.

{{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 12:45, 3 October 2011 (EDT)

== I say Pipe, you say... ==

{{PipeWarning|October 8}}
:{{User:Marioguy1/sig}}
==M&A sections due soon==
{{MATemplate|October 8, 2011}}
I kind of blew it on sending you the warning a week early. Try to get it to me before the deadline, but don't worry if it's a little late. {{User:Fawfulfury65/sig}}