Editing The Poker Faces

{{character infobox
|image=[[File:Poker Faces.png|240px]]
|species=[[Bristle]]s
|first_appearance=''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'' ([[List of games by date#2004|2004]])
|latest_appearance=''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo Switch)|Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'' ([[Nintendo Switch]]) ([[List of games by date#2024|2024]])
}}
{{quote|Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! You're gonna be coleslaw, [[Mario|kid]]! And that ain't good!|The Poker Faces|Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door}}

'''The Poker Faces''' (also known as '''The Ultimate Weapons''') are two [[Bristle]]s that [[Mario]] fights in the [[Glitz Pit]] in ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''. Their name is derived from "poker face," when a person's face does not indicate what kind of cards they have. It is also a pun on "poke," referencing their spiked appearance.

The Poker Faces are ranked 8th in the Glitz Pit.

==Statistics==
====Nintendo GameCube====
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====Nintendo Switch====
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==Names in other languages==
===Poker Faces===
{{foreign names
|Jap=ポーキングストーンズ
|JapR=Pōkingu Sutōnzu
|JapM=Poking Stones
|ChiS=穿凿锐石
|ChiSR=Chuānzáo Ruì Shí
|ChiSM=Cut-through Sharp Stones
|ChiT=穿鑿銳石
|ChiTR=Chuānzáo Ruì Shí
|ChiTM=Cut-through Sharp Stones
|Dut=De Stekelige Prikkers
|DutM=The Spiky Stingers
|Ger=Stachel-Steine
|GerM=Sting Stones
|Fre=Noirs Fléaux
|FreM=Black scourges
|Ita=I Bombing Stones
|ItaM=Pun on "The Rolling Stones"
|Kor=포킹 스톤즈
|KorR=Poking Seutonjeu
|KorM=Poking Stones
|SpaA=El Dúo Picudo
|SpaAM=The Beaked Duo
|SpaE=Isa y Fernan
|SpaEM=A reference to the most famous Spanish king and queen: Ferdinand II of Aragon ('''Fernan'''do in Spanish) and Isabella I of Castile ('''Isa'''bel in Spanish)
}}

===The Ultimate Weapons===
{{foreign names
|Jap=ざんこくな　ぜんしんキョウキ
|JapR=Zankoku na Zenshin Kyōki
|JapM=The Cruel Ultimate Weapons
|ChiS=残酷的全身凶器
|ChiSR=Cánkù de Quánshēn Xiōngqì
|ChiSM=Brutal Full Body Weapons
|ChiT=殘酷的全身凶器
|ChiTR=Cánkù de Quánshēn Xiōngqì
|ChiTM=Brutal Full Body Weapon
|Dut=De Wrede Wapens
|DutM=The Cruel Weapons
|Fre=Haltères cruels
|FreM=Cruel dumbbells
|Ger=Die wandelnden Waffen
|GerM=The walking Weapons
|Ita=Il duetto di folli
|ItaM=The fools' duet
|Kor=잔혹한 전신 흉기
|KorR=Janhoghan Jeonsin Hyung-gi
|KorM=Brutal Full Body Weapons
|SpaA=Las armas destructoras
|SpaAM=The destructive weapons
|SpaE=Tanto monta, monta tanto
|SpaEM="They amount to the same, the same they amount to", motto that appears in the royal emblem of Ferdinand II of Aragon,  from who the name "Fernan" comes from.
}}

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