Editing Sewer Guru

[[Image:sewerguru.png|frame|right|The '''Sewer Guru'''.]]
The '''Sewer Guru''' is an old angel that lives in the sewers of [[Diamond City]]. He appears in ''[[WarioWare: Touched!]]''. In the intro, [[Wario]] let fell the loot he stole, a [[Game Boy Advance]] and a Game Boy Advance SP, by tripping, turning out both the Game Boys fell in an open manhole. The Sewer Guru flew up, and asked Wario which he let fell, the two Game Boys, or a [[Nintendo DS|two-screened, button-less apparatus]], which is unknown to Wario. Wario yelled "Gimme all of 'em!" and lunged at the Sewer Guru, ending Wario up with the unknown apparatus. Wario doesn't know how to play it, and thinks it's bogus, while shaking angrily the apparatus until a [[Stylus|small stick]] pops out. Playing the games with using the stick on the lower screen ''made'' it work, letting Wario think to create a WarioWare game for this apparatus, making double the money for the two screens.

The Sewer Guru also appears in [[Wario-Man]]'s ending. When Wario-Man tries to stop a train, but failed, and sent-off, Wario-Man fell in the same manhole as the two Game Boys after [[Ken the Reporter]] said about the sales of Wario's new WarioWare game. Wario-Man seems to be turned back into Wario, and Wario jumped out the manhole. The Sewer Guru flew up again - this time in a rage. It turned out Wario fell on the Sewer Guru, that seems to hit a very surprised Wario with his wand. Wario turned into a [[Flat Wario]]-like form, and the Sewer Guru smiled.

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-{{quote|Excuse me, [[Wario|sir]]! Did you drop [[Game Boy Advance|these]] [[Game Boy Advance#Game Boy Advance SP|things]]? Or was it this [[Nintendo DS|fancy one]]?|Sewer Guru|WarioWare: Touched!}}
+The '''Sewer Guru''' is an old angel that lives in the sewers of [[Diamond City]]. He appears in ''[[WarioWare: Touched!]]''. In the intro, [[Wario]] let fell the loot he stole, a [[Game Boy Advance]] and a Game Boy Advance SP, by tripping, turning out both the Game Boys fell in an open manhole. The Sewer Guru flew up, and asked Wario which he let fell, the two Game Boys, or a [[Nintendo DS|two-screened, button-less apparatus]], which is unknown to Wario. Wario yelled "Gimme all of 'em!" and lunged at the Sewer Guru, ending Wario up with the unknown apparatus. Wario doesn't know how to play it, and thinks it's bogus, while shaking angrily the apparatus until a [[Stylus|small stick]] pops out. Playing the games with using the stick on the lower screen ''made'' it work, letting Wario think to create a WarioWare game for this apparatus, making double the money for the two screens.
-The '''Sewer Guru''' is an old angel that lives in the sewers of [[Diamond City]]. He appears in ''[[WarioWare: Touched!]]''. In the intro, [[Wario]] drops the loot he stole, a [[Game Boy Advance]] and a Game Boy Advance SP, into an open manhole by tripping. The Sewer Guru flies up from there, and asks Wario whether he dropped the two GBAs or a [[Nintendo DS|two-screened, button-less apparatus]], which Wario had never seen before. He replies "Gimme all of 'em!" and lunges at the Sewer Guru. He ends up with the unknown apparatus. Wario does not know how to play it and thinks it is bogus. While shaking it angrily, the apparatus drops a [[Stylus|small stick]]. Playing the games by using the stick on the lower screen makes it work, letting Wario think to create a WarioWare game for this apparatus, making "double the money for the two screens."
-The Sewer Guru also appears in [[Wario-Man]]'s ending. When Wario-Man tries to stop a train, fails, and flies off, Wario-Man falls in the same manhole as the two Game Boys after [[Rocky the Reporter]] speaks about the sales of Wario's new WarioWare game. Wario-Man seems to turn back into Wario, and Wario jumps out the manhole. The Sewer Guru flies up again, infuriated. It turns out that Wario had fallen on the Sewer Guru. The guru strikes a very surprised Wario with his wand. Wario turns into a [[Flat Wario]]-like form, and the Sewer Guru smiles.
+The Sewer Guru also appears in [[Wario-Man]]'s ending. When Wario-Man tries to stop a train, but failed, and sent-off, Wario-Man fell in the same manhole as the two Game Boys after [[Ken the Reporter]] said about the sales of Wario's new WarioWare game. Wario-Man seems to be turned back into Wario, and Wario jumped out the manhole. The Sewer Guru flew up again - this time in a rage. It turned out Wario fell on the Sewer Guru, that seems to hit a very surprised Wario with his wand. Wario turned into a [[Flat Wario]]-like form, and the Sewer Guru smiled.
-This character is presumably a reference to Aesop's fable {{wp|The Honest Woodcutter}}. In the fable, a woodcutter accidentally drops his axe in a river, and the god Hermes rises from the water. He offers the woodcutter superior axes, asking if they were the one he dropped, but the woodcutter refuses to accept any until his original axe is offered. Impressed at his honesty, Hermes gives all of the axes to the woodcutter as a reward. Later, another man who heard of this story dropped his own axe in the river but, not being as honest, immediately requested the golden axe when it was offered and ended up with nothing.
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-==Names in other languages==
+{{Wario}}
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+[[Category:Wario Characters]]
-|Jpn=かみさま
+[[Category:WarioWare Characters]]
-|JpnR=Kamisama
-|JpnM=God
-|ChiS=神仙
-|ChiSR=Shénxiān
-|ChiSM=Immortal
-|Spa=Gurù
-|SpaM=Guru
-|Fre=Gourou des égouts
-|FreM=Sewer guru
-|Ger=Glulu
-|GerM=Likely a pun on "gluglu" (onomatopoeia for gobbling) and "guru"
-|Ita=Guru
-|Kor=신
-|KorR=Sin
-|KorM=God
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-[[Category:WarioWare: Touched! characters]]
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