MarioWiki:BJAODN/Junior (II)
- “Any officer who goes into action without his calculator is improperly dressed.”
- —Pink Donkey Kong Jr., Great Ape War
Junior (II) (according to Donkey Kong Jr. Math's manual), formerly known by the true and proper conjectural name Pink Donkey Kong Jr., also known as Unknown, this mysterious pink gorrila,[sic] the anonomous pink gorrila,[sic] everyone's favorite pink gorilla, Stinky Kong,[1] a Mary Sue,[2] the Pink Kong,[3] this Pinkie Kong "character",[4] the pink guy,[5][6] Mr. Antichrist, this living dumpster fire,[7] the beloved pink ape,[8] and posthumously referred to as our "beloved" pink ape,[9] The Pinkest of the Pink, the pink one, and the Pinker Kong,[10] is a palette swap of Donkey Kong Jr. and a running gag on this wiki. As can be seen from the preceding list of names, Pink Donkey Kong Jr. was a highly controversial character, with near equal amounts of love, hate, and indifference directed towards him. In Great Ape War, he is a known war time mathematician as part of the Primate Alliance, renowned for his abilities to pinpoint oncoming artillery strikes with deadly accuracy. After the Kremling Kommand captured and detained him at a war camp, he managed to exploit his resemblance to Donkey Kong Jr. and escape. In April of 2014, this wiki has commemorated Pink Donkey Kong Jr.'s role in their culture by promoting drink coasters in his image. At his peak of power, he even took over the wiki in April of 2019.
This page contains three revisions on the original Pink Donkey Kong Jr. article from Donkey Kong Jr. Math, which has since been AGRESIVELLY decreated. The first revision is from the article's creation on April 23, 2009, the second is from April 6, 2014 and is the last to use the conjectural name "Pink Donkey Kong Jr.", and the third is from September 5, 2023 and is the exact revision before its merge.
Initial revision[edit]
Pink Donkey Kong Jr. | |
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Full name | Unknown |
Species | Kong |
First appearance | Donkey Kong Jr. Math |
Latest appearance | Animal Crossing (In Donkey Kong Jr. Math port) |
Affiliation(s) | Donkey Kong Jr. |
This mysterious pink gorrila is a Kong who is identical apart from colouring, (s)he only ever appeared in Donkey Kong Jr. Math and various re-releases of it.
In this game the Pink Donkey Kong Jr. made its only real appearance. Here it was a playable character in multi-player mode and it was pitted against Donkey Kong Jr. in a test to get to a number held up by Donkey Kong by doing various maths sums. He did not appear in it's re-release Donkey Kong Jr. + Jr. Math Lesson.
In 2004 the anonomous pink gorrila made one final appearance in his exact same role as Donkey Kong Jr. Math, he is playable on an unlockable NES which has Donkey Kong Jr. Math on it.
Title | Description | Release Date | System/Format |
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Donkey Kong Jr. Math | Playable Character (Multi-Player mode only) | 1983 | NES |
Animal Crossing | Playable Character in port of Donkey Kong Jr. Math | 2001 | Gamecube |
April 6, 2014 revision[edit]
Pink Donkey Kong Jr. | |
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Full name | Pink Donkey Kong Jr. |
Species | Kong |
First appearance | Donkey Kong Jr. Math (1983) |
This unnamed pink Kong is identical to Donkey Kong Jr., except for its fur color. It only appears in Donkey Kong Jr. Math and its various re-releases.
In this game, the Pink Donkey Kong Jr. makes its only real appearance. Here, it is a playable character in multi-player mode and it is pitted against Donkey Kong Jr. in a test to get to a number held up by Donkey Kong by doing various maths sums. It did not appear in Donkey Kong Jr. Math's re-release Donkey Kong Jr. + Jr. Math Lesson.
In Mario Tennis, Donkey Kong Jr. has a pink recolor that resembles Pink Donkey Kong Jr.
( "Yep, I can see the resemblance. That shade of mahogany is so Pink Donkey Kong Jr." — SolemnStormcloud (talk))
("This observation has also been made in an intermediate revision of Donkey Kong Jr.'s article. It even states that the recolor '[makes] him identical to the Pink Donkey Kong Jr.'. In case you were wondering, there hasn't been an image supplied to support this claim for a while, if I recall correctly, so a lot of us were left guessing exactly what this mysterious mahogany gorilla looked like." — Mario (talk))
Title | Description | Release Date | System/Format |
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Donkey Kong Jr. Math | Playable Character (Multi-Player mode only) | 1983 | NES |
Animal Crossing | Playable Character in port of Donkey Kong Jr. Math | 2001 | Nintendo GameCube |
Before deletion[edit]
Junior | |
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Species | Kong |
First appearance | Donkey Kong Jr. Math (1983) |
Junior (II)[1] is a supporting character in Donkey Kong Jr. Math and its various rereleases, except for Donkey Kong Jr. + Jr. Sansū Lesson, which was released earlier. He is identical to the original Donkey Kong Jr. besides his fur color, and he simply acts as the second player character to Donkey Kong Jr. (dubbed Junior (I))[1] as they compete to perform various math equations and obtain the number held up by Donkey Kong.
Title | Description | Release date | System/format |
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Donkey Kong Jr. Math | Playable character (Calculate modes only) | 1983 | Nintendo Entertainment System |
Doubutsu no Mori | Playable character in emulation of Donkey Kong Jr. Math | 2001 | Nintendo 64 |
Animal Crossing | Playable character in emulation of Donkey Kong Jr. Math | 2001 | Nintendo GameCube |
Doubutsu no Mori e+ | Playable character in emulation of Donkey Kong Jr. Math | 2003 | Nintendo GameCube |
("Pink Donkey Kong Jr truly was the greatest character of all time. Better than Mario, Yoshi, or hell, even anything in the Uncharted games. He was peak fictional character. May his soul rest in peace for us ungrateful editors, and let's make sure his death wasn't for nothing.") FanOfYoshi (talk)