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[[File:Donkey math teacher.png|left|thumb|Donkey Kong as a math teacher]] | [[File:Donkey math teacher.png|left|thumb|Donkey Kong as a math teacher]] | ||
The skit stars [[Jean-Claude Truchet]], a journalist zombie. After completing his morning routine of eating a severed arm with ketchup and brushing his teeth, Jean-Claude heads to his office. Making small talk with his zombie [[Kong]] co-workers and staying up late at night to complete an article, the zombie heads to a supply locker to get a stapler, but instead finds "''a hideous creature born out of a demented mind''" - [[Donkey Kong|a math teacher]]. Jean-Claude immediately flees as Donkey Kong chases him in the hallway, blurting out various facts about geometry. Jean-Claude locks himself in his office and explains the situation to [[Candy Kong]], who attempts to reassure him by saying math teachers only exist in fairy tales. Immediately after, Donkey Kong | The skit stars [[Jean-Claude Truchet]], a journalist zombie. After completing his morning routine of eating a severed arm with ketchup and brushing his teeth, Jean-Claude heads to his office. Making small talk with his zombie [[Kong]] co-workers and staying up late at night to complete an article, the zombie heads to a supply locker to get a stapler, but instead finds "''a hideous creature born out of a demented mind''" - [[Donkey Kong|a math teacher]]. Jean-Claude immediately flees as Donkey Kong chases him in the hallway, blurting out various facts about geometry. Jean-Claude locks himself in his office and explains the situation to [[Candy Kong]], who attempts to reassure him by saying math teachers only exist in fairy tales. Immediately after, Donkey Kong burst open the door and starts naming several polygons. | ||
The skit ends with other Kongs cornering Jean-Claude as the narrator states "''They're now among us and proliferating: contractual math teachers, bankers, bailiffs, financial inspectors. The nightmare has already begun...''". | The skit ends with other Kongs cornering Jean-Claude as the narrator states "''They're now among us and proliferating: contractual math teachers, bankers, bailiffs, financial inspectors. The nightmare has already begun...''". | ||
