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[[File:Ignorance.jpg|thumb|Bowser sets up the song in [[White Knuckle Scorin'#Comic Synopsis|the comic]] included with the CD.]]
'''''Ignorance is Bliss''''' is a jazzy song performed by the band "Jellyfish". It was featured in the album '' White Knuckle Scorin' '' that [[Nintendo]] released in the 90's.
"'''Ignorance is Bliss'''" is a song performed by the band {{wp|Jellyfish (band)|Jellyfish}}. It is featured on the compilation album ''[[White Knuckle Scorin']]'' that {{wp|MCA Records}} released in 1991, and it is the only song related to the [[Super Mario (franchise)|''Super Mario'' franchise]] on the album.


The song takes a glimpse into the mind of [[Bowser|King Bowser Koopa]], who condescendingly explains his philosophy to an imprisoned [[Princess Peach|Princess Toadstool]]: that brawn is more important than brains, because "ignorance is bliss." He also discusses his plan to become an oil tycoon by defeating [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]], allowing him to turn all of the [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshis]] in [[Dinosaur Land]] into fossil fuel.
The song takes us into the mind of [[King Bowser Koopa]].


==Lyrics==
== Lyrics ==
<blockquote><i>Wake up! Miss Toadstool<br>  
 
It is I, your one and only king<br>
<br>Wake up!
Bowser Koopa<br>
<br>Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only king: Bowser Koopa.
I'm a turtle as you've seen<br>
<br>I'm a turtle as you see
A little slow and a little green<br>
<br>A little slow and a little green
But on the whole, I'd say<br>
<br>But on the whole I'd say, super-duper.
"Supah dupah"</i><br>
<br>
<br>Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened
<br>If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.
<br>
<br>So let's just say: Ignorance is bliss.
<br>
<br>
<i>Princess Toadstool<br>
<br>Oh, while I hate to be a bummer
I know you're frightened, mm-mm<br>
<br>I've brought you here to bring me plumbers, you know those brothers
And if you knew just why you're here<br>
<br>Oh what's their names?
Your fear would just be heightened</i><br>
<br>Oh yes, Mario and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queasy,
''So let's just say<br>
<br>I'd love to take that monkey wrench, I'd play my own game...
''Ignorance is bliss<br>
<br>
<br>
<i>Oh, well I hate to be a bummer<br>
<br>Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers<br>
<br>I've never been fond of bookworms but then again this one does make good Mario bait
You know those brothers, oh, what's their names?<br>
<br>Oh I can't wait.
Oh yes, "Mario and Luigi"<br>
<br>Ignorance is bliss.
Just the sound of them makes me queasy<br>
I'd love to take that monkey wrench<br>
I'd play my own game</i><br>
<br>
<br>
<i>Princess Toadstool<br>
<br>With my magic book I'll shower
You're so misguided, mm-mm<br>
<br>Those clumsy lizards with my power
I've never been fond of bookworms<br>
<br>Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel.
But then again this one does make good Mario bait<br>
<br>My only problem with these spells
I can't wait<br>
<br>Is that I know not what they tell
Ignorance is bliss!<br>
<br>So every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those plumbing fools.
<br>
<br>
With my magic book, I'll shower<br>
<br>Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever, all your words are alphabet soup,
Those clumsy lizards with my power<br>
<br>A picture tells it better.
Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel<br>
<br>I'll say it again: Ignorance is bliss.
My only problem with these spells<br>
<br>Haven't you heard? A picture is worth a thousand words.
Is that I know not what they tell<br>
So every hex leaves me perplexed<br>
And all I want are those plumbing fools</i><br>
<br>
<br>
<i>Princess Toadstool<br>
<br>You call yourself a Princess, but you're a braniac in a dress.
You're not so clever, mm-mm<br>
<br>I can't believe you waste time with these books!
All your words are alphabet soup<br>
<br>You remind me of my kid sister
A picture tells it better</i><br>
<br>She read so much she got a blister
''I'll say it again!<br>
<br>A big one, I mean BIG, on her brain, what a shnook!
''Ignorance is bliss<br>
<br>
<br>
<i>Haven't you heard? A picture's worth a thousand words<br>
<br>I'd like to get my hands...
<br>
<br>
You call yourself a princess<br>
<br>Just one time with a monkey wrench...
But you're a braniac in a dress<br>
I can't believe you waste time with these books<br>
You remind me of my kid sister<br>
She read so much she got a blister<br>
A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a schnook!<br>
<br>
<br>
I'd like to get my hands...<br>
<br>I'll fix their plumbing!
Just one time with a monkey wrench...<br>
I'd fix their plumbing</i><br>
<br>
<br>
<i>Princess Toadstool (Princess Toadstool)<br>
<br>Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened (so misguided)
I know you're frightened, mm-mm (I know that you're frightened, and I've been thinking you are so misguided)<br>
<br>If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.
'Cause if you knew just why you're here (While I would tell you why you are here)<br>
Your fear would just be heightened (Your fear would just be heightened)<br>
<br>
<br>
Princess Toadstool (Princess Toadstool)<br>
<br>Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever (pictures say it better)
You're not so clever, mm-mm (You are not so clever, and I think really pictures say it better)<br>
<br>All your words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better.
All your words are alphabet soup (All of your words are alphabet soup)<br>
<br>
A picture tells it better (But pictures say it better)</i><br>
<br>For the last time:
''For the last time<br>
<br>On second thought I think I've made my point.
 
''On second thought, I think I've made my point.<br></blockquote>
 
==Trivia==
*''White Knuckle Scorin{{'}}'' uses an alternate mix of "Ignorance is Bliss" where Andy Sturmer's vocals are pitched down a semitone. The version released on Jellyfish's own albums (the ''New Mistake'' single, ''Fan Club'', and ''Best!'') features Sturmer's natural singing voice.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4btMhgQ0Vys</ref>
 
==References==
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