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|image=[[File:MKT Icon HomeFieldGlider.png|200px]]<br>The Home-Field Glider in ''Mario Kart Tour''
|image=[[File:MKT Icon HomeFieldGlider.png|200px]]<br>The Home-Field Glider in ''Mario Kart Tour''
|appears_in=''[[Mario Kart Tour]]''}}
|appears_in=''[[Mario Kart Tour]]''}}
The '''Home-Field Glider''' is a High-End [[glider]] in ''[[Mario Kart Tour]]''. It was introduced in the [[Los Angeles Tour (2021)|2021 Los Angeles Tour]], and is the signature glider of [[Mario|Mario (Baseball)]] and [[Chargin' Chuck]]. It is a glider that resembles the baseball stadium from [[Los Angeles Laps|Los Angeles Laps 3]] with the [[Mario Kart (series)|''Mario Kart'']] logo printed on the outside and on the field. Several advertisements are also featured lining the field, and the scoreboard features the names of Mario and [[Wario]]. The Home-Field Glider improves the chances of getting [[Super Horn]]s from [[Item Box]]es and increases the number of bonus points earned for hitting drivers with Super Horns.
The '''Home-Field Glider''' is a High-End [[glider]] in ''[[Mario Kart Tour]]''. It was introduced in the [[Los Angeles Tour (2021)|2021 Los Angeles Tour]], and is the signature glider of [[Mario|Mario (Baseball)]]. It is a glider that resembles the baseball stadium from [[Los Angeles Laps 3]] with the [[Mario Kart (series)|''Mario Kart'']] logo printed on the outside and on the field. Several advertisements are also featured lining the field, and the scoreboard features the names of Mario and [[Wario]]. Hitting racers with [[Super Horn]]s awards more points when using this glider.


A gold variant called the [[Gold Home-Field Glider]], also classified as a High-End glider, debuted alongside the Home-Field Glider in the 2021 Los Angeles Tour.
A gold variant called the [[Gold Home-Field Glider]] debuts alongside the Home-Field Glider in the 2021 Los Angeles Tour and is also classified as a High-End glider.
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==Availability==
==Statistics==
The Home-Field Glider is not currently obtainable from regular pipes, and it does not currently appear in the Daily Selects lineup. The following table shows its availability by tour.
 
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!style="background:#c3cfdb" width=40%|Tour
!style="background:#c3cfdb"|Availability
|-
|rowspan=2|[[Los Angeles Tour (2021)]]
|[[Los Angeles Tour (2021)#Spotlights|Los Angeles Pipe 1]]<br>([[Los Angeles Tour (2021)#Los Angeles Pipe 2|Spotlight]])
|-
||[[Los Angeles Tour (2021)#Spotlights|Los Angeles Pipe 2]]
|-
|rowspan=2|[[2nd Anniversary Tour]]
|[[2nd Anniversary Tour#2nd Anniversary Pipe 1|2nd Anniversary Pipe 1]]
|-
|[[2nd Anniversary Tour#2nd Anniversary Pipe 2|2nd Anniversary Pipe 2]]
|-
|[[Los Angeles Tour (2022)]]
|[[Los Angeles Tour (2022)#Paid banners|Mario (Baseball) Pack]]<br><small>February 9, 2022 – February 22, 2022</small>
|-
|rowspan=2|[[Bowser Tour (2022)]]
|[[Bowser Tour (2022)#Bowser Pipe 1|Bowser Pipe 1]]
|-
|[[Bowser Tour (2022)#Bowser Pipe 2|Bowser Pipe 2]]<br>([[Bowser Tour (2022)#Spotlights|Spotlight]])
|-
|rowspan=2|[[Anniversary Tour (2022)]]
|[[Anniversary Tour (2022)#Anniversary Pipe 1|Anniversary Pipe 1]]
|-
|[[Anniversary Tour (2022)#Anniversary Pipe 2|Anniversary Pipe 2]]<br>([[Anniversary Tour (2022)#Spotlight|Spotlight]])
|-
|[[Autumn Tour (2022)]]
|[[Autumn Tour (2022)#Spotlight Shop|Spotlight Shop]]<br>([[Autumn Tour (2022)#Daily Spotlight|Daily Spotlight]])
|-
|rowspan=2|[[Summer Tour (2023)]]
|[[Summer Tour (2023)#Spotlight Shop|Spotlight Shop]]<br><small>August 22, 2023 – August 29, 2023</small>
|-
|[[Summer Tour (2023)#Spotlight Shop|Spotlight Shop]]<br>([[Summer Tour (2023)#Daily Spotlight|Daily Spotlight]])
|}
 
==Profiles and statistics==
{{MKT profile
{{MKT profile
|skill_glider=Super Horn
|skill_glider=Super Horn


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|I1.21=London Loop 3RT|R1.21=[[London Loop 3|London Loop 3R/T]]
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|I1.22=Daisy Hills RT|R1.22=[[3DS Daisy Hills|3DS Daisy Hills R/T]]
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|I1.25=Los Angeles Laps 2T|R1.25=[[Tour Los Angeles Laps|Los Angeles Laps 2T]]
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|I1.31=New York Minute B|R1.31=[[Tour New York Minute|New York Minute B]]
|I1.32=Piranha Plant Pipeline T|R1.32=[[Piranha Plant Pipeline|Piranha Plant Pipeline T]]


|I2.1=Los Angeles Laps 3RT|R2.1=[[Tour Los Angeles Laps|Los Angeles Laps 3R/T]]**
|I2.1=Los Angeles Laps 3RT|R2.1=[[Los Angeles Laps 3|Los Angeles Laps 3R/T]]**
|I2.2=Los Angeles Laps 3T|R2.2=[[Tour Los Angeles Laps|Los Angeles Laps 3T]]
|I2.2=Los Angeles Laps 3T|R2.2=[[Los Angeles Laps 3|Los Angeles Laps 3T]]
|I2.3=3DS Toad Circuit T|R2.3=[[3DS Toad Circuit|3DS Toad Circuit T]]**
|I2.3=Toad Circuit T|R2.3=[[3DS Toad Circuit|3DS Toad Circuit T]]**
|I2.4=SNES Mario Circuit 2R|R2.4=[[SNES Mario Circuit 2|SNES Mario Circuit 2R]]*
|I2.4=Mario Circuit 2R|R2.4=[[SNES Mario Circuit 2|SNES Mario Circuit 2R]]*
|I2.5=GBA Cheep-Cheep Island T|R2.5=[[GBA Cheep-Cheep Island|GBA Cheep-Cheep Island T]]*
|I2.5=Cheep-Cheep Island T|R2.5=[[GBA Cheep-Cheep Island|GBA Cheep-Cheep Island T]]*
|I2.6=Tokyo Blur T|R2.6=[[Tour Tokyo Blur|Tokyo Blur T]]
|I2.6=Tokyo Blur T|R2.6=[[Tokyo Blur|Tokyo Blur T]]
|I2.7=Tokyo Blur 2|R2.7=[[Tour Tokyo Blur|Tokyo Blur 2]]
|I2.7=Tokyo Blur 2|R2.7=[[Tokyo Blur 2]]
|I2.8=Tokyo Blur 3RT|R2.8=[[Tour Tokyo Blur|Tokyo Blur 3R/T]]
|I2.8=Tokyo Blur 3RT|R2.8=[[Tokyo Blur 3|Tokyo Blur 3R/T]]
|I2.9=SNES Mario Circuit 1T|R2.9=[[SNES Mario Circuit 1|SNES Mario Circuit 1T]]
|I2.9=Mario Circuit 1T|R2.9=[[SNES Mario Circuit 1|SNES Mario Circuit 1T]]
|I2.10=RMX Choco Island 2R|R2.10=[[RMX Choco Island 2|RMX Choco Island 2R]]
|I2.10=RMX Choco Island 2R|R2.10=[[RMX Choco Island 2|RMX Choco Island 2R]]
|I2.11=RMX Ghost Valley 1|R2.11=[[RMX Ghost Valley 1]]***
|I2.11=RMX Ghost Valley 1|R2.11=[[RMX Ghost Valley 1]]***
|I2.12=Sydney Sprint R|R2.12=[[Tour Sydney Sprint|Sydney Sprint R]]
|I2.12=Sydney Sprint R|R2.12=[[Sydney Sprint|Sydney Sprint R]]
|I2.13=Sydney Sprint 2|R2.13=[[Tour Sydney Sprint|Sydney Sprint 2]]
|I2.13=Sydney Sprint 2|R2.13=[[Sydney Sprint 2]]
|I2.14=Sydney Sprint 2RT|R2.14=[[Tour Sydney Sprint|Sydney Sprint 2R/T]]
|I2.14=Sydney Sprint 2RT|R2.14=[[Sydney Sprint 2|Sydney Sprint 2R/T]]
|I2.15=Los Angeles Laps R|R2.15=[[Tour Los Angeles Laps|Los Angeles Laps R]]
|I2.15=Los Angeles Laps R|R2.15=[[Los Angeles Laps|Los Angeles Laps R]]
|I2.16=New York Minute 4|R2.16=[[Tour New York Minute|New York Minute 4]]
|I2.16=New York Minute 4|R2.16=[[New York Minute 4]]
|I2.17=SNES Donut Plains 1R|R2.17=[[SNES Donut Plains 1|SNES Donut Plains 1R]]
|I2.17=Donut Plains 1R|R2.17=[[SNES Donut Plains 1|SNES Donut Plains 1R]]
|I2.18=London Loop 3R|R2.18=[[Tour London Loop|London Loop 3R]]
|I2.18=London Loop 3R|R2.18=[[London Loop 3|London Loop 3R]]
|I2.19=GCN Yoshi Circuit RT|R2.19=[[GCN Yoshi Circuit|GCN Yoshi Circuit R/T]]
|I2.19=Yoshi Circuit RT|R2.19=[[GCN Yoshi Circuit|GCN Yoshi Circuit R/T]]
|I2.20=GBA Sky Garden T|R2.20=[[GBA Sky Garden|GBA Sky Garden T]]
|I2.20=Sky Garden T|R2.20=[[GBA Sky Garden|GBA Sky Garden T]]
|I2.21=Amsterdam Drift R|R2.21=[[Tour Amsterdam Drift|Amsterdam Drift R]]
|I2.21=Amsterdam Drift R|R2.21=[[Amsterdam Drift|Amsterdam Drift R]]
|I2.22=GCN Daisy Cruiser T|R2.22=[[GCN Daisy Cruiser|GCN Daisy Cruiser T]]
|I2.22=Daisy Cruiser T|R2.22=[[GCN Daisy Cruiser|GCN Daisy Cruiser T]]
|I2.23=N64 Luigi Raceway|R2.23=[[N64 Luigi Raceway]]
|I2.24=Sydney Sprint 3T|R2.24=[[Tour Sydney Sprint|Sydney Sprint 3T]]
|I2.25=N64 Yoshi Valley RT|R2.25=[[N64 Yoshi Valley|N64 Yoshi Valley R/T]]
|I2.26=New York Minute|R2.26=[[Tour New York Minute|New York Minute]]
|I2.27=Squeaky Clean Sprint RT|R2.27=[[Squeaky Clean Sprint|Squeaky Clean Sprint R/T]]
}}
{{Multilang profile
|type=spotlight
|Eng=This glider will take you out to the ball game! It's the Home-Field Glider! The Super Horn Plus special skill can fend off opponents' attacks.<ref>{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
|Jap=野球場が丸ごとグライダーに!ホームスタジアムが登場!<br>スペシャルスキルのスーパークラクションプラスでライバルからの攻撃にそなえよう!<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop JA">{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider JA.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
|ChiS=整片棒球场化身为滑翔翼!主场棒球场登场!<br>使用特殊技能“超级喇叭 提升”,对抗劲敌的攻击吧!<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop ZH-CN">{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider ZH-CN.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
|ChiT=將整座棒球場變成滑翔翼!主場棒球場登場!<br>使用特殊技能超級喇叭 強化抵禦來自勁敵的攻擊吧!<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop ZH-TW">{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider ZH-TW.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
|Fre=Envolez-vous hors du terrain avec le Stade de baseball !<br>Repoussez vos adversaires avec sa spécialité super klaxon + !<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop FR">{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider FR.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
|Ger=Mit dem Gleiter gehts zum Spiel! Es ist der Baseballfeld-Gleiter!<br>Mit seiner Spezialausstattung Superhupe+ wehrst du die Attacken deiner Rivalen ab!<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop DE">{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider DE.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
|Ita=È arrivato lo Stadioplano, per sentirti al centro di una vera e propria partita di baseball!<br>Difenditi dagli attacchi avversari con l'abilità speciale super clacson plus.<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop IT">{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider IT.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
|Kor=야구장이 통째로 글라이더로! 홈스타디움이 등장!<br>스페셜 스킬인 슈퍼경적 플러스로 라이벌의 공격을 대비하자!<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop KO">{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider KO.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
|Por=Vá ao jogo com este planador! É o Estádio de Beisebol!<br>Use sua característica especial, a superbuzina+, para se defender de ataques adversários!<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop PT">{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider PT.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
|SpaA=¡Ya está aquí el Estadio de Beisbol, un auténtico estadio flotante!<br>¡Defiéndete de los ataques de tus rivales con su característica especial, el superclaxon +!<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop ES-MX">{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider ES-MX.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
|SpaE=¡Ya está aquí el Estadio de Béisbol, un auténtico estadio flotante!<br>¡Defiéndete de los ataques de tus rivales con su característica especial, la superbocina +!<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop ES-ES">{{file link|MKT Tour129 Spotlight Shop Home-Field Glider ES-ES.jpg|Screenshot}}</ref>
}}
}}
==Gallery==
<gallery>
MKT Mario Sunshine render.png|Promotional render of the Home-Field Glider alongside [[Mario|Mario (Sunshine)]] and the [[Pinch Hitter]]
</gallery>


==Names in other languages==
==Names in other languages==
{{foreign names
{{foreign names
|Jap=ホームスタジアム<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop JA"/>
|Jap=ホームスタジアム
|JapR=Hōmu Sutajiamu
|JapR=Hōmu Sutajiamu
|JapM=Home Stadium
|JapM=Home Stadium
|ChiS=主场棒球场<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop ZH-CN"/>
|ChiT=主場棒球場
|ChiSR=Zhǔchǎng Bàngqiúchǎng
|ChiSM=Home Baseball Field
|ChiT=主場棒球場<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop ZH-TW"/>
|ChiTR=Zhǔchǎng Bàngqiúchǎng
|ChiTR=Zhǔchǎng Bàngqiúchǎng
|ChiTM=Home Baseball Field
|ChiTM=Home Baseball Field
|Fre=Stade de baseball<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop FR"/>
|Fre=Stade de baseball
|FreM=Baseball Stadium
|FreM=Baseball Stadium
|Ger=Baseballfeld-Gleiter<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop DE"/>
|Ger=Baseballfeld-Gleiter
|GerM=Baseball Field Glider
|GerM=Baseball Field Glider
|Ita=Stadioplano<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop IT"/>
|Ita=Stadioplano
|ItaM=From ''stadio'' ("stadium") and ''deltaplano'' ("glider")
|ItaM=From ''stadio'' ("stadium") and ''deltaplano'' ("glider")
|Kor=홈스타디움<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop KO"/>
|Por=Estádio de Beisebol
|KorR=Hom Seutadium
|KorM=Home Stadium
|Por=Estádio de Beisebol<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop PT"/>
|PorM=Baseball Stadium
|PorM=Baseball Stadium
|SpaA=Estadio de Beisbol<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop ES-MX"/>
|SpaA=Estadio de Beisbol
|SpaAM=Baseball Stadium
|SpaAM=Baseball Stadium
|SpaE=Estadio de Béisbol<ref name="MKT Spotlight Shop ES-ES"/>
|SpaE=Estadio de Béisbol
|SpaEM=Baseball Stadium
|SpaEM=Baseball Stadium
}}
}}
==References==
<references/>


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[[Category:Mario Kart Tour gliders]]
[[Category:Mario Kart Tour gliders]]
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